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Chapter Fifteen, Evening Festival Not Guaranteed

Lin Chong's actions really shocked me. Is this a pervert? Wasn't it just a zombie who caught him and almost bit him? As for such a big fight?

"Who, Xiangxi Lin Chong, right? What are you doing? I really don't see that you have a lot of hobbies!"

Lin Chong is covered in blood, including his face. Of course, this is the blood of Feigui. If I hadn't seen Lin Chong's actions just now, I would have thought he had just crawled out of the pit! The zombie turned blood green and there was an indescribable odor!

"Why are you looking at me like this? I have no other meaning, it's just that you are too..." I saw Lin Chong looking at me with anger on his face when he was holding Fei Lian!

"It's okay, it's this zombie that made me lose the face of the Xiangxi corpse-driving family, so I want to cut off its head and take it back to atone for my sins."

It turns out that Lin Chong's family is a professional corpse driving force, and they usually don't have the chance to come out. When they come out, they have to take a zombie back, otherwise they can't go home! Today is the first time Lin Chong came out of Xiangxi to meet zombies, and it was the legendary flying rein when he saw it.

At that time, he was excited and wanted to get the zombie back to show his ability and get the recognition of the elders in the clan, but what he never expected was that he was caught by the zombie and almost lost his life.

Their family was ashamed of this and brought the zombie head back to remind themselves that they were not that powerful and had to keep working hard! And taking the zombie head back has another use, and Lin Chong didn't tell me what it was!

"Hey, where are you going?" I looked at Lin Chong and walked towards the distance with his zombie head in his hand and asked!

"Go home" Lin Chong said without looking back.

"You are now infected with corpse poison. Do you want me to help you pull out the corpse poison?" I asked Lin Chong with some concern. Unexpectedly, after I asked, he turned his head and shouted at me with anger, "You kid look down on me too much, although I did not succeed in bringing this zombie back. Can you even pull out a simple corpse poison?"

I, Cao, I am meddling in other people's business. I'm worried about you, die early and be reborn!

At this time, I walked helplessly to my backpack and saw Uncle Zhang who was still hiding behind the tree, and was holding the old hen in my hand.

"What are you doing?"

When Uncle Zhang heard me calling him, he put down the old hen and walked, looking at it again, "Where are the zombies? Where have you gone?"

“…”

"Who did this? Is it you?" Uncle Zhang said to the zombie lying on the ground without a head.

"No, it's not me, it was the guy who did it just now." After hearing this, Uncle Zhang looked around and looked at it. "Hehe, you kid are too modest, there is a third person here. Oh, it would be great if our Dunzi had half of you." I didn't want to defend too much after hearing this, let him go!

I went, the fight was so fierce just now, it turned out that this old grandson was hiding behind a tree and didn't come out at all. The zombie grave that was so powerful, kicked the tombstone and spitted, and even made people come out to show off. When the other person came out, he hid now. If it weren't for him, would I be so embarrassed?

Alas, I can't resent him no matter how much I think about it. After all, who wouldn't be angry? My son was almost killed by disaster! Thinking of this, I stepped forward and pulled Uncle Zhang, "Uncle Zhang, get up, we're back."

Uncle Zhang heard me say that he was put down the old hen and stood up after he got home. And now he had a few chicken feathers checked on his head. If he met it on the street, he would be a full-length beggar!

"Uncle, you..." Uncle Zhang probably saw that his expression was a little strange, and he stopped, looking at me for some reason and asked, "You guy just say whatever you have, what are you doing sarcastically?"

"Uncle, this old hen is your daughter-in-law. It's not good if you keep holding it like this and use it as a shield. In addition, your daughter-in-law seems to be inappropriate, but it actually pulled the shit on your head!"

After I finished speaking, I picked up the backpack on the ground and walked down the mountain! Before I left, I turned around and said, "Uncle, I really can't hold it anymore. Do you always take it more?" Uncle Zhang wiped the shit of his daughter-in-law on his head and asked me with a puzzled look, "What's wrong, what can't hold it anymore? You're going to shit too?" "No, I can't hold it anymore, hahaha..."

"Stop it for me, you can try to laugh at me again, hahaha... Don't talk nonsense when you go back!"

"Uncle, you're going to be in danger of your later years," I said with a smile!

"Uncle Zhang, after you get home, you will gather people to burn the zombie with you. There are also two people who bite to death, so that his family can burn it on the spot! And even the grave is sprinkled with lime powder?"

I looked at Uncle Zhang with concern and said! "Yeah, I know. When I go back, I will find some people to burn it. As for Xiao Zhang and Lao Zhao you said, I'm sorry to them. How can I explain to his family when I go back?"

Uncle Zhang and I were chatting and soon arrived at the foot of the mountain. When we arrived at Dunzi's house, we saw that Dunzi could get up. We were sitting at the door of the house in a daze!

"Dunzi, are you cured?" Dunzi looked up and saw that his father and I were back, and immediately stood up excitedly to me and looked at us. "Xiaoyan, dad, aren't you dead? I heard from the people who came back that you were eating with zombies by zombies." Dunzi started crying as he said!

"Aren't you guys and Xiaoyan and I very good? Who are you talking about? "Uncle Zhang looked at Dunzi and said with a smile, "Hey, you're awake, how are you doing? Are there any discomforts? And what do you want to eat to tell your dad, and get it for you now!"

Dunzi looked at Uncle Zhang excitedly and wiped away the tears from his face, "Dad, I want to eat meat, but my mom just made the meat gone before it was eaten! Where did you make a big rooster? You are so thin. How did you buy chicken!"

When I heard this, I took the old hen from Uncle Zhang with a smirk, "Not, this is what Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang prepared for you." After that, I stuffed the old hen into Dunzi's arms!

"This is not something to eat. Dunzi quickly gave the old hen to mom. Let your dad buy you another one later." Aunt Zhang ran out of the house anxiously!

"Mom gives me the chicken. Why is an old hen reluctant to let me eat it after the little goose saved my life?" Dunzi said that and he was about to rob the old hen. When I saw it, I stopped Dunzi and said with a smile, "Don't interfere, Dunzi is your wife, I dare not eat it. I'm afraid you will fight for my life!"

"What? What is my wife? Where did I get my wife?" Uncle Zhang saw Dunzi repeatedly asking questions and told the whole story. "My brother, fortunately, you came in time! It doesn't matter if I die. If I marry this old hen, I wouldn't be so shameful!"

Dunzi looked at me with gratitude and pulled me into the house. "Xiaoyan, when did you come back? Will you still leave when you come back this time? You miss me so much." Dunzi said and pulled my hand and rubbed it over and over, "My grass, are you stupid, why are you holding my hand?" As he said that, I kicked Dunzi!

"You can't be a pervert, right? Tell you, I don't have that interest. You'd better go find your wife!" Dunzi realized that he was really a little bit strange just now, and immediately smiled and said, "Xiaoyan, do you think I'm such a pervert?" After that, Dunzi stood up straight and looked like a standard idiot. "Ahem, tell you that I like Zhang Yunling. Although she is in the city now, I am loyal to her."

I smiled and muttered, "You're going to take it down, can someone come to be a mistress for you?" I didn't expect that Dunzi would hear this, "Dugu Yan, your grandson will try it again? It's not that I'll have already started working with you because you saved my life."

"Hehehe, don't joke..."

I was drinking and chatting with Dunzi, and before we knew it, we drank all over the place. [Tell me in advance, Dunzi's wife is the old hen, I didn't eat it. They were all eaten by Dunzi's grandson, and even their butts were eaten. The chicken feathers shouldn't be said that he took off the clothes himself!]

I was so confused that I was sent home by Dunzi. When I got home, I saw my parents gathered around the same table and didn’t know what they were talking about!

"Dad                      I'm back, what are you talking about?"

My dad saw Dunzi holding me back and hurriedly helped me and asked, "Xiaoyan, why are you drinking? Nothing is there? Go back to the house and lie down."
Chapter completed!
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