Chapter 363
"Damn it! Why did you eat a fish and die?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised, as if a bomb exploded on his forehead.
"Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, what should I do? What should I do? Think of a way to save her. I don't want to be a murderer...!" The girl was about to cry, thinking that the fish was poisonous, and poisoned Niu Suqin to death.
When she dies, will I sit in the bottom of the prison and my butt is rotten? I heard that the prisoners in the prison like to poke them. If they are ass, will they poke them? What if they are ass? What should I do if they are ass?
I'm not married yet!
"Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and send her to the hospital!" Without even bothering, the man hugged Niu Suqin's slightly fat body, ran away. It was like pretending to be a hot wheel, and he rushed out.
They took a taxi to the hospital twenty minutes later, and Niu Suqin was also pushed into the emergency room at that time.
Seeing the woman being pushed in, the two of them were panting and sweating profusely, feeling nervous and overdrawn, and finally couldn't stand it, so they thumped! They fell to the ground.
The girl cried at the woman in the ward, and pulled the man's arm and refused to let go: "Lu Xiaofeng? Will she die? Will I be in jail? What if I go to jail, I don't want to go to jail!"
"You don't let you cook, you don't let you cook, you have to cook, you have to do it. This is great. I will only regret it if I poison someone to death?" Lu Xiaofeng said unhappy at her, and glared at her eyes, which was similar to a dinosaur egg.
He even held the girl in his arms and comforted her, telling her not to panic...
The two of them were waiting outside, waiting, waiting, looking forward, looking through. No one knew what Niu Suqin was like inside.
Niu Suqin was pushed out of the emergency room when she was two children. The moment she came out, Lu Xiaofeng rushed forward: "Doctor, doctor, how about my sister Niu? What's going on? Is it serious? Is it serious?"
The doctor took off his glasses and said, "The patient's body is not seriously injured, it's just food poisoning. We have washed the patient's stomach and found a piece of fish in the stomach. Maybe the fish meat has not been processed clean and put into the pot with the fish gallbladder, which led to the patient's food poisoning. Fortunately, it was delivered in time, and the fish meat had not been digested and was quickly taken out."
"Oh, thank you, thank you doctor." Lu Xiaofeng quickly thanked: "When can we go in and visit the patients?"
"It's OK now. The patient has woken up, but he needs to be hospitalized for two days. To observe the subsequent situation, I'm afraid that some toxins will penetrate into the patient's body."
"Oh, thank you, thank you." Lu Xiaofeng felt very disdainful in her heart when she said this.
Why does he still need to be hospitalized? Why don’t he just wash his stomach? Why are there so nonsense?
My mother is next door and has worked hard to earn so much money. In recent years, he has been sponsoring the hospital.
After the doctor left, Lu Xiaofeng and the girl rushed into the ward. When they saw Niu Suqin, Hua Xiaohua rushed over and asked: "Sister Niu, are you okay? Are you okay? How do you feel? Where are you uncomfortable and where are you unhappy?"
"If you stay away from me, I will feel comfortable everywhere and feel happy everywhere. Please do you know if you can remove the fish gall from cooking in the future? You said we don't have any deep hatred, so why do you treat me like this?" Niu Suqin was almost scared to death. After a mouthful of fish, she went to the hospital.
I don’t know if the girl made a toxic bomb, or if she didn’t like her, she deliberately sent her to the hospital.
"No, no, Sister Niu, I just want to help you cook delicious food, but I didn't expect it to... be like this." The girl lowered her head, pursed her lips, looking aggrieved.
"Okay, okay, look at your kindness, I won't talk to you anymore. Help me up and prepare to go through the discharge procedures. Let's leave here." Niu Suqin's natural kindness made Zi Xuan unable to hate her, so she had to give up in the end.
Yes, who makes me greedy? Why didn’t I wait for Lu Xiaofeng to take a bite first? I can only sigh that I’m unlucky. If I’m unlucky, I will hit my feet in the heel even if I fart.
"Sister Niu, the doctor said that you will be hospitalized for two more days to observe to prevent other toxins from infiltration into your body. I asked me to say, stay in the hospital for two more days." Lu Xiaofeng did not move and advised him.
"What a nonsense! You don't know what the hospital does. Not to mention two days, I can ruin my mother in one day! I don't have that much money to throw it into the hospital! Hurry up and go through the procedures. I'm leaving here and not staying for a minute." Niu Suqin's tone was very stern, and she was irritated and her face looked angry.
She was also worried that she had just earned 20 million to smash the hospital because the Invincible Cave will never be filled. The hospital is the Invincible Cave.
These days, hospitals and crematoriums are both of the same virtues and cannot enter at will, because they can only enter tens of thousands of dollars. Who can afford it? Who will sponsor all the hard-earned money they have earned to the hospital?
"But..." Lu Xiaofeng wanted to say, but the woman didn't give him a chance at all, so she directly asked the girl to help her out and got out of bed.
They walked out of the ward, went through the discharge procedures, and took a taxi back to the villa.
Because of his greed, Niu Suqin felt that he had thrown thousands of dollars into the hospital in vain. It was really like a waste of money. Grandma's heart was about to hurt.
When he walked out of the hospital, Niu Suqin suddenly staggered under her feet, she didn't stand firmly, and she fell into the man's arms.
Lu Xiaofeng was startled and quickly supported her: "Sister Niu? What's wrong with you? Don't scare me! It won't be a root cause, right?"
"No, no, it's me... I'm so anxious to pee, I'm so tired of peeing." Niu Suqin quickly explained, afraid that the girl would kick her to death because she had seen the girl's face angry.
Sure enough, the girl was really angry, angry and furious, as if she kicked her to death!
She suddenly realized, Oh! I understood, no wonder Hua Xiaohua ate fish for me. She probably saw me hooking and getting involved with Lu Xiaofeng. It happened that she also liked Lu Xiaofeng, so she wanted to harm me!
Niu Suqin was so proud that she felt so smart that she could see through the girl’s inner thoughts with her eyes.
The woman is planning to deal with the girl and grandma, since you dare to harm me, I will also make you suffer.
"Empty peeing? What should I do? Otherwise... let's go back? There is a toilet in the hospital, which should solve your trouble." The man suggested first.
"Well..." Niu Suqin thought for a while and said, "It's okay, the hospital is just a hospital. As long as I can make me swear, by the way, I'll get in the oil pan too."
She was quite brave and prepared to put the oil pan...sheep.
When he went into the toilet, something bad suddenly happened and he didn't bring paper. Niu Suqin laughed and shouted outside: "Lu Xiaofeng, are you carrying paper?"
"No, why, you didn't bring paper?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
"I didn't bring it, because I didn't know I wanted to swear and um, so, can you buy some?" The woman squatted inside and answered.
This is Niu Suqin, who is so confident in pulling shit.
"Damn it! What's going on with you? Why do you remember to eat but not to call? Why do you always forget to bring paper when you go to the toilet?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised.
"Because I didn't want to poop, but I didn't expect that the poop was so exciting that I couldn't control it, so I accidentally pulled it out. Good brother, can you go and buy paper for my sister..." Niu Suqin's mouth was indeed full of words, and there were endless misunderstandings.
Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to buy paper for her.
But after buying it, trouble comes, how can I get it?
This is the women's bathroom. Last time I delivered paper to Sister Li Xia, I almost got kicked the butt by those kind lesbians. Could it be that I will send it again...?
So he shouted inside: "Sister Niu, please pause for a moment and come out and take down the paper."
"You can send it for me...well." Niu Suqin shouted inside.
"No, this is the women's bathroom. When you see the kind lesbians, I will definitely be beaten to death by them." The man dared not enter.
"Then you won't let Zixuan give it to me... Hum?" the woman suggested again.
"What? Are you shitting, let me deliver the paper?" Hua Xiaohua was startled, her mouth wide and her eyes widened. She was surprised, surprised, and stood outside and was stunned.
"Yes, my sister is shitting inside, but unfortunately I don't bring my fingers. My sister doesn't help me deliver them. Do you miss me...with my fingers? In a word, don't give them, don't give them, I will tell you your little secret. It's about you and Lu Xiaofeng." Niu Suqin grinned and showed off in the pit.
"What's the secret between Lu Xiaofeng and me?"
"I won't give it to you, okay, I'll give you some tips. The girl is in love and misses a man." Niu Suqin continued, and she could see all the girls' behavior clearly.
Girls generally don’t like to stare at each other, except for three special cases.
First, girls will only stare at an angry thing or person.
Second, jealousy will also stare at you.
The third is that you are jealous. You will not only stare at your eyes, but also grit your teeth and have the urge to kill.
It was only when she saw the girl's gritting teeth that she concluded that Hua Xiaohua was interested in Lu Xiaofeng.
"Ah—! No! Sister Niu, wait a moment, the paper will come right away!" Sure enough, Hua Xiaohua suddenly understood the meaning of it, and rubbed it! She jumped in like a kangaroo. The door opened, and she almost fainted, and was soaked by Niu Suqin's shit.
The sharp stench passed through the nose and reached her mind. Her mind was blank and she almost fell down after shaking.
He immediately raised his hand and covered his nose, handed the paper with his other hand, and said vaguely: "Sister Niu, you want paper..." He threw down the paper and walked out, trying to escape.
I never expected that Sister Niu would be so powerful!
He raised his front feet and his heels were not on the ground. Niu Suqin's cry came from behind: "Zixuan, Zixuan, don't leave, I have something to ask you."
"What's the matter? Tell me quickly." Zixuan stood at the door and didn't dare to move. She looked in with her head.
"You stand so far, why should I tell you? Come in and I will tell you in a low voice."
"No, Sister Niu, it's too scented and can't stand it. What if I'm fumed to death...?" Zixuan didn't dare to go in, for fear of being fumed to death.
"No, I'll pull it gently, you won't be able to ask." Niu Suqin continued to fool him.
"That's not OK, because your fart is earth-shaking. Not the toilet quality is good, but you can even blow up the toilet door."
"What's wrong with farting? Who doesn't eat grains, who doesn't fart, who doesn't shit? Is the fart that the shit is all delicious? Come on, let's come on, we are both women, what are you afraid of?"
"No, I'm afraid. If I go over and you just fart, then I won't know how much I die?" She really didn't dare to go in, and her calves were trembling.
"Do you come in? If you don't come in, I will tell Lu Xiaofeng that you like him after you go out!"
"Ah——! No, Sister Niu, I beg you, don't tell him, please!" Hua Xiaohua was scared to death and begged for mercy quickly, her voice almost begging.
"Then come in and talk to me, and I'll be happy, so I'll shut up." Niu Suqin was still fooling her, she was just pranking girls.
Her natural kindness makes her unable to give birth to a heart that harms girls.
"Really?" Hua Xiaohua believed it.
"Of course, my mouth is solid, and I can't even pry the vise." The sound of a woman slapping her chest out from the toilet.
The sound, which lasted for a long time, echoed for three days, was indeed a shitty style... a good way to do it.
Chapter completed!