Chapter 2 I am looking for the queen
Just as Zhou Jun was immersed in his fantasy of a better life in the future, the door was pushed open with a "creak" sound. The eunuch Wang, who had just left, returned, holding a small bottle in his hand.
"Your Majesty, hold this..." When Eunuch Wang saw Zhou Jun holding the porcelain that he couldn't let go of, he was so scared that he fell to the ground and whispered in a low voice with a trembling body.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Jun looked puzzled. Anything in the palace was all antiques, and millions were considered low: "Oh by the way, I would like to ask you what this exquisite porcelain is?"
"Your Majesty, this... This is..." Eunuch Wang stammered and didn't know how to speak.
"Hurry up, I forgive you for being innocent, otherwise I will take it out and chop it." Zhou Jun had an idea, wanting to see if this emperor felt it was like a stern person. He deliberately snorted coldly in the tone of the TV.
"Ah," Eunuch Wang was so scared that he was sweating heavily and said hurriedly: "Master, this is your special chamber pot."
"Serial pot?" Zhou Jun didn't react at once. After pausing for two seconds, he suddenly remembered what a room pot was. Isn't it the ancients used to urinate at night.
"Damn." Zhou Jun threw out the chamber pot on his chest and wiped it hard on his clothes with both hands.
This is so embarrassing. Fortunately, no one noticed it. He raised his eyelids, looked at the eunuch in front of him, squinted his eyes and asked, "You are called Eunuch Wang, right?"
"I dare not, the emperor called me Xiao Wang." When the emperor saw this, the prince suddenly felt creepy. He was like a tiger. With just one sentence, he would fall to the ground: "Your Majesty, I'm dizzy and I didn't see anything just now."
"Well, a child can teach you." When Zhou Jun heard this, he immediately felt that the old eunuch was too tactful, so he pretended to be deep and nodded: "Xiao Wang, did you bring the cigarette you brought?"
"I?" Eunuch Wang looked at Zhou Jun in confusion.
"Where do I want the cigarette you brought?" Zhou Jun's face twitched. It seemed that he had to learn more ancient official language, otherwise he would not be able to communicate with others in the future.
"Your Majesty, I have brought you a gift." Eunuch Wang stood up and handed the small bottle in his hand.
"I asked you to take a cigarette, what the hell is this?" Looking at the exquisite small bottle in my hand, it was as big as a cigarette box, and the appearance was the same as that in a small bottle in Beijing Erguotou.
"Your Majesty, this is a snuff bottle, specially used for refreshing the spirit." Eunuch Wang explained, and he was also very puzzled. The emperor had been sleeping for a day and a night after visiting the Mizui Tower for three consecutive nights last time. He just woke up and forgot everything like he had lost his memory.
"Oh, there is such a thing?" Zhou Jun's curiosity suddenly came up. He took the bottle called a snuff bottle, opened the lid, sniffed it gently, and felt refreshed. The feeling of fatigue on his body was wiped out, and he asked Eunuch Wang, "Little Prince, how do you use this thing?"
"Your Majesty, you have used it just now."
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"Report, report to the emperor, the imperial physician Li Deli of the Imperial Hospital has been waiting outside the hall to diagnose the emperor's dragon body." Outside the door, a sharp and harsh shout sounded. It was Xiao Muzi, the eunuch who summoned the Imperial Physician.
"Imperial Doctor? Just diagnose it. I'm very healthy." Zhou Jun rolled his eyes and said to Eunuch Wang: "I am healthy, so I won't have to worry about the Imperial Doctor. Let him step down."
"Zha" The prince got the order and asked the imperial physician to return directly, then returned to the hall, looking at Zhou Jun anxiously.
"What else?" Zhou Jun looked at Eunuch Wang's look of being stingy and stopping, and was so funny that he asked.
"Your Majesty, the carriage has been ready for a long time. If you don't set out, you will probably be discovered by the Queen Mother again. Then, you will inevitably be punished." Eunuch Wang's tone was a little aggrieved, as if you had experienced something very terrifying.
"Setting out? Where are you going so late?" Zhou Jun was very puzzled. Although he lived in the 21st century, although he had a little bit of knowledge about history, he was not proficient, especially the Qing Dynasty. He knew that the Qing Dynasty's closing to the country had caused the Chinese people to fall into unprecedented shame.
"Your Majesty forgot? You are Xiao Chang, the courtesan who loves Mizukui Tower the most. She has been waiting for the emperor for three days." Eunuch Wang looked vulgar and licked his lips when he said this, as if he was still yearning for that place.
"Xiu Chuan Xiao Chang?" Zhou Jun was confused when he heard this, and then he realized that he had heard of this name in a TV series. It seemed to be the most famous brothel among the eight great hutongs, but he wondered why he was the king of a country, so why did he go to a brothel?
"Yes, yourselves, you won't forget Xiao Chang. If it really doesn't work, let's go to Baihualou tonight. Xiaohong there is also beautiful looking." Eunuch Wang explained patiently.
"Uh... How could I go to that place of smoke and willows?" Zhou Jun looked contemptuous, thinking that the ancient emperors were all seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and no one was a sluggish flower, and the fish fell and the geese fell.
"By the way, where is my queen? Where are those concubines? I will favor them tonight." Zhou Jun asked hurriedly when he thought of his own so many wives, his heart was as if a cat had claws and itchy.
"Ah..., Master, don't." After hearing the question, Eunuch Wang's face suddenly turned pale, and cold sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead. He shivered and persuaded while kowtowing.
"What's the situation? What's wrong with me going to find my own queen?" Zhou Jun was really annoyed this time. This dead eunuch didn't let him find a wife, but instead took him to those brothels. It was because Chunxin couldn't get along with him.
"I dare not. I am for the sake of the emperor's good. Last time the emperor went to find the queen, but was discovered by the queen. Your Majesty, you were closed in the hall for half a month and you were not allowed to go out. The queen was even sent to the cold palace and has not come out yet." The prince didn't know if the emperor had really forgotten it, and answered truthfully.
"Then I can go and find the imperial concubine." At this time, Zhou Jun's heart was already in a mess. It seemed that he had no idea about this emperor at all, and he didn't even know the basic situation of this dynasty. He seemed to have no power at all.
"The emperor is sure to go to find the imperial concubine?" Eunuch Wang's eyes began to become a little weird, and he asked back.
"If you are asked to lead the way, you will lead the way. How come there is so much nonsense?" Zhou Jun did not have such a good temper and directly kicked Eunuch Wang.
"This dead eunuch is so verbose. I'll give you a lesson." Zhou Jun thought to himself, of course, he didn't use too much effort.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou Jun stood outside the hall, standing there blankly, and did not recover for a long time. What did he experience just now? What is the fairyland on earth? That is hell, it is not a place where people can stay.
Chapter completed!