Chapter 230: Wukong is not stupid
Wukong was stunned at Lu Qiao, and then cried.
Luqiao never saw Sun Wukong crying. The Buddha cried in front of him and became a crying person... No, it should be said that the tear monkey is.
Lu Qiao knew that he wanted to express his feelings, so he immediately took out a tissue from the table and handed it on.
Wukong looked at the tissue he handed over, and then said thank you in a crying voice and stuffed it into his mouth.
Lu Qiao hurriedly stopped him, reached out and pressed Wukong's head to wipe him tears: It's not for food, it's for wiping his tears."
"Is this a handkerchief? Why did it melt when I touched the water? I thought it was something to eat, so I gave up." Wukong said in confusion.
"So you have a lot of things you don't know, and you still have a lot to learn. Once you learn all these, no one will restrict your freedom. Why did you cry after I said that?" Lu Qiao asked.
At this time, Wukong cried and said, "Master, you mentioned my sadness. They locked me in a house in the sky. They never cared about me. In the past, there was a day every year for me to go down to meet the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. But every time I went back, the monkeys didn't know me anymore, and no one knew me anymore."
Wukong said that he was crying even harder here, and Lu Qiao had no choice but to hand over tissues one by one.
Lu Qiao thought, "One day in the sky, one year on the earth. One year in the sky, three hundred and sixty-five years underground. It is normal for this monkey to have this lifespan, so it is normal for them to not know you. But is it a day in the sky or a day on the earth that you are allowed to come down and stay? If it is from heaven, then you and the new monkey group will have at least one year of reunion, right?"
"It's not as beautiful as you think by your master. They can't let me stay on the ground for a whole year. Because they are afraid that I will disturb all living beings, they let the heavenly soldiers follow me. The heavenly soldiers have almost lived like the years in the room, and they want to go back immediately. After a few times, I have almost no place to live in the world. The monkeys don't know me anymore, and the heavenly soldiers keep urging me. It's impossible for me to hurt him, otherwise it will be difficult to get a job when I go back. So later, there is no chance to go down the world." Wukong explained.
"So you made the mansion of Heavenly Court mess? I found a rockery and opened a hole and moved in?" Lu Qiao said as he poured another cup of Coke for Wukong.
"You guy Taibai told you, Master, you can't blame me. The monkey just lives in a tree and hides in a cave. This is my nature, I am the only monkey, but I am the one who cares about this and that. I'm the most annoying to this." Wukong said, wiping his tears and venting his dissatisfaction.
"They treat you as a prisoner?" Lu Qiao understood the meaning.
"It's not just prisoners. If it weren't for the lack of my name on the Book of Life and Death, they would have wanted to kill me and refine me into an immortal pill. If I hadn't been named a Fighting and Fighting Buddha, I might have died long ago without a place to bury myself." Wukong said.
"I understand, but this time you come down. Why aren't there any heavenly soldiers following you?" Lu Qiao asked.
"It's different. This time it was Taibai's own idea. So without the heavenly soldiers, I know what Taibai's child wants, so I will be taken away by him to achieve my goal. I actually don't want to make trouble. By the way, Master, can I know what task Taibai's child has given you?" Wukong asked Lu Qiao.
"You and Chang'e have similar experiences. Chang'e was asked to come to our welfare home to lose weight because she snored too loudly. After she achieved results, I told Taibai Jinxing that Taibai meant to send you down. Now, when I look at it, I guess it should be here to cure your naughty ones." Lu Qiao explained and took out his cell phone. The phone was exactly what Chang'e said when she was fat, and the scene when she was losing weight. Lu Qiao did not have many photos of Chang'e, so she used these two as a comparison.
"That's the same as I thought, but I don't know that Fairy is so fat. This is even better than the second senior brother. By the way, it seems that the master's phone is a good thing in your hands. Unfortunately, I can't use it well, it's not as powerful as the master." Wukong said as he took out his phone, and the screen of the brand new phone had cracked at this time.
Luqiao hurriedly took it and found that the broken one was fortunately the tempered film. After thinking, he solemnly said: "This mobile phone is a valuable thing, so don't fall it randomly?"
"More expensive than a golden cudgel? Then I must hide it in my ears." Wukong said as he got up and took his own phone across Luqiao's phone.
"This doesn't have to be so exaggerated, just stop falling. As for how to use it, I'll just teach you slowly." Lu Qiao explained.
Wukong lit his head: "Then I'm good, I'll listen to my master. I don't mess around anymore. I understand all those things. I'm just afraid..."
"What are you afraid of?" Lu Qiao said in confusion, probably knowing something in his heart.
"I'm afraid that after I'm good, you'll tell Taibai that I'll be fine. Then Taibai took me back, so I was so noisy. Of course, it was because I was too bored, and many things were different from what I thought." Wukong said as he looked up at Lu Qiao's face, his voice a little nervous, afraid that the master would be unhappy with the words he said.
Lu Qiao lit his head: "It's similar to my guess. You are very smart. You understand that Chang'e is the type that can communicate even if there is a problem, so Taibai Jinxing dares to stay in Chang'e for the remaining seven years. And you are different. If you understand that if you cure your naughtiness, you will be taken away directly."
Wukong smiled: "How could I, Lao Sun, be stupid?"
"Okay, I'll promise you today. No matter what, I'll let you stay in the welfare home for seven years. But the premise is that you can't make trouble so that everyone doesn't like you anymore. Can that?" Lu Qiao looked at Wukong.
"Then I understand, I just don't make trouble. But I still feel a little alienated from these children. They said behind my back that my affairs were not something I lied to." Wukong said confidently.
"After all, you are not a child. Your mind is probably higher than that of us adults, and it is indeed not suitable to discuss you with your children." Lu Qiao nodded. In fact, Lu Qiao should have understood that he could understand from Chang'e's words that Su Yue was not a monster, and that Wukong, who could not be so different from what everyone said.
"Master, you are much more reasonable than Tang Seng. I can make a profit if you can be your disciple." Wukong said with a smile.
Lu Qiao looked at Wukong: "Okay, I promise you something too. You are wronged and play with these children for a week. Don't bother you if they make trouble. I promise that you can live the life you want happily in a week."
Chapter completed!