183. This monk is very bad
"The food and the story are the most suitable." Mingkong smiled and put the two plates in his hand on the table.
Wang Yifan was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't help but be attracted by the two delicacies that were both colorful, fragrant and delicious.
The first dish is delicious or not, but it is definitely good.
"Mingkong, you monk is very bad. How do we eat this dish?" Ma Qingshan cursed with a smile.
"Isn't it? This monk is really bad." Others also echoed.
The main reason is that Mingkong's first dish, to be honest, does not look like a food, but rather a work of art.
The main material is tofu, but it is carved into a vivid picture of a beautiful woman sniffing roses.
"What's the name of this dish?" Zhang Zirong couldn't help asking.
"No, there is something wrong with this dish. It's true that the beauty is like jade, but I sniff the rose carefully. Is this a tomboy?" Sima Nan, who was beside him, said something bad about the scenery.
Mingkong was not annoyed at all, but smiled and said, "The person on the road is like jade."
"Oh, Mingkong, are you really a monk? After you praised him, we are really embarrassed to continue to arrange you. This monk is so wise." Xi Mengru said in a daze.
"The man on the road is like a jade, the young master is unparalleled, tsk, the way!" Sima Nan also nodded repeatedly.
"By the way, Mr. Wang seemed to be telling the story of a monk?" Mingkong suddenly looked at Wang Yifan and asked.
Now it was Wang Yifan's turn to be embarrassed. Well, the monk even had such meaning in cooking. The people on the road are like jade and the young master is unshuang. This dish is just like Xi Mengru said.
But I just praised everyone and I came to eat and drink freely. As a result, I had to arrange the owner, which is really...
"Ahem, Master Mingkong, this other dish has not been introduced yet?" Wang Yifan changed the topic.
"Tricks between bamboo forest!" Mingkong said with a smile.
Everyone's eyes lit up. The second dish was a bamboo forest carved with lettuce poles, paired with a tofu chess board with black and white chess cloth on it.
Wang Yifan also had a sudden inspiration, well, Wuhua or something, forget it, although Master Mingkong really has the taste of the seven wonderful monks in "Chu Liuxiang". They are all versatile and have a wide range of friends, but after all, Wuhua is a big villain. Even if he does bad things, he is still very graceful, but that is also a big villain.
Eat and drink from others, and arrange them, which is indeed a bit unauthentic. However, the dish of bamboo forest chess reminded Wang Yifan of another monk. Well, this monk and Mingkong are completely two extremes.
"This bamboo forest chess reminds me of the story of a monk. His magic name is Xu Zhu, and his debut is also related to the chess game." Wang Yifan said with a smile.
It immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"However, Xu Zhu is different from Master Mingkong. Xu Zhu has a dull and honest personality, ugly appearance, thick eyebrows and big eyes, nostrils, wind, ears, thick lips, and not good at lyrics. Every time he speaks, he likes to speak verses and Buddha." Wang Yifan glanced at Master Mingkong and said.
"He is innocent and upright, and has been deeply influenced by the eminent monks of Shaolin since childhood. He abides by all Buddhist rules and regulations. Therefore, he is gentle by nature and often conceives for others, but he adheres to principles and refuses any behavior that goes against his ideas.
He practiced martial arts at the age of 22. At the age of 24, he followed his master to put down the mountain. He did not know how to play chess, but he accidentally cracked the Zhenlong chess game set up by Wuyazi, the leader of the Xiaoyao Sect, a generation of martial arts giant, and became the closed disciple of the leader of the Xiaoyao Sect, "Wuyazi", and transformed his Shaolin internal skills, and passed on the 70-year-old Xiaoyao Sect's skills to Xuzhu, and taught the position of the third generation of the Xiaoyao Sect." When Wang Yifan said this, Sima Nan's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Select successors by the endgame, Xiaoyao Sect, Wuyazi... OK!" Sima Nan applauded.
"What's the good thing?" Ma Qingshan asked with a smile.
"If I guess correctly, the Xiaoyao Sect, called Xiaoyao, probably belongs to the Taoist sect, right? Everyone knows that this monk Xuzhu is a Buddhist, and his appearance, personality, etc. are very different from the word "Xiaoyao", but he became the head of the Xiaoyao Sect..." Sima Nanlian applauded.
The others nodded at the same time.
"Later, I accidentally saved the disciple of the former Xiaoyao Sect. The current Lingjiu Palace in Piaomiao Peak, Tianshan Tonglao, had his life. In order to escape the pursuit of Li Qiushui, the mortal sister of Tianshan Tonglao, Xiaoyao Sect, Li Qiushui, they decided to hide in the ice cellar in the Xixia Palace, Li Qiushui's base camp." As soon as Wang Yifan finished speaking, Sima Nan couldn't wait to interrupt.
"This Tianshan Tonglao, the name of Tonglao seems a bit strange?" Sima Nan asked.
Everyone is not surprised. After all, Sima Nan is a martial arts master, so it is normal for him to be happy when he sees hunting.
"Because the Tianshan Tonglao has learned the magical skill of Xiaoyao School "The Eight Desolation and Six Hes, I am the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the best. The only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the Tianshan Liuhe has a very powerful force, but there is one inconvenience, that is, every 30 years, you need to rejuvenate your child. After returning to your child, your skill will be restored to your original form. If you want to restore your skills, you need to practice it every day, every one year, and you must suck drink and produce blood at noon to practice it." Wang Yifan explained.
"It's amazing! It's a pity if you don't write martial arts." Sima Nan sighed.
"Okay, Sima, don't interrupt, and let people listen to the story?" Xi Mengru said dissatisfiedly.
Then......
"So why did the Tianshan Tonglao be chased by her junior sister Li Qiushui?" Xi Mengru said a moment ago that Sima Nan would not interrupt, but she couldn't help asking.
Wang Yifan couldn't help but sigh, indeed, men and women have different attention angles. Sima Nan was curious about how the name of Tonglao in Tianshan came from, but Xi Mengru was concerned about why the two sisters of the same school became enemies.
"This is a long story..." Wang Yifan smiled bitterly. He was just saying that Xu Zhu was good? As a result, after these two interruptions, he had to talk about the side plot again.
But seeing that everyone else looked curious, Zhang Zirong also said, "It's okay, there's a lot of time today."
Okay, just the branch line.
"Because when they were young, they were like sisters, but they both like Wuyazi, the leader of the Xiaoyao Sect. Back then, because of Wuyazi, the Tianshan Tonglao practiced a martial art, that is, Changchun Gong forever.
This martial arts function keeps her face forever in youth. However, when she was just successful in practicing, Li Qiushui made her obsessed with it, and from then on she stayed at the age of sixteen forever, and her figure was always so short.
Later, the Tianshan Tonglao took advantage of the fact that Li Qiushui was still asleep in the middle of the night and drew a tic toe on her face, destroying Li Qiushui's appearance. From then on, the deep hatred between Tianshan Tonglao and Li Qiushui was officially formed."
"Hmph, scumbag!" Xi Mengru said angrily.
However, after listening to Wang Yifan's explanation, Sima Nan became more excited.
"It's so wonderful. Xiaoyao Sect is called Xiaoyao. However, from Wuyazi to Tianshan Tonglao, and then to Li Qiushui, no one has the ability to freely... But he has become the leader of Xiaoyao Sect with monk Xuzhu and Shaolin disciples, which is similar to that of the master of Xiaoyao Sect." Sima Nan exclaimed.
"Okay, don't interrupt you both, let Yifan continue to say it." It was Ma Qingshan's turn to be dissatisfied.
Chapter completed!