Chapter 10 Beauty Rankings
Chapter 10: Beauty Ranking (This chapter is free)
"A Xu, Xiaotian, stop for a while and show you something good." One day at the end of December, after dinner, Fang Xu was reading a book ("Stock Market Zongheng"), Liu Tian was doing his homework, Shuai Ke suddenly walked into the dormitory and came to the two of them and said mysteriously.
"Good stuff, what good stuff?" Liu Tian stopped writing and asked curiously.
"Dangdang, you two are open." Shuai Ke pulled out a sixteen-opening paper from his schoolbag, looking proud.
"Look at your slutty look, you can't have copied the pornographic novel from somewhere, right?"
"I'm really misleading. I've always regarded you as a gentleman, alas."
"Damn, Xiaotian, I didn't expect your mouth to be so vicious. Ah Xu, you are really hateful. I have always thought you are brothers. I can't wait to share with you. You are so hurtful and I'm not alive." Shuai Ke spoke in a tone, with a look of "sad" on his face. Fang Xu and Liu Tian almost vomited out the overnight dinner.
Looking at the bitter look on the two of them, Shuai Ke smiled trepidly: "Little one, you know how powerful this government is. Come on, look at the top ten beauties that our school just selected."
"Damn, the top ten beauties, let's hear it." The brother next door who was playing cards at the opposite door heard the word "beauty", and he didn't bother to play the card. He drew all over and urged Shuai Ke to continue talking with excitement. It seems that beauty is always an immortal topic for boys' dormitory. Fang Xu's idea was: that enthusiasm was even more exaggerated than the expression he had earned one billion.
Shuai Ke was proud when he saw so many people supporting him, "Brothers, don't worry, listen to me slowly come one by one. Okay, let's talk about the situation of our school's beauty list: the school beauty list is ranked once a year by the review agency, and only ranked the top ten. It has been rated within two months after the freshmen enrollment, but this year's situation is quite special. Because there are too many freshmen who are qualified this year, the ranking has been debated, so it has been rated until today."
"Talk about the topic quickly" Some people are impatient.
"Okay. The first is Qin Yao, a beauty in the Department of Chemistry in the sophomore. It is said that this girl is a beauty of the country and a peerless beauty. She is not as beautiful as a human being. However, she rarely sees herself. She often publishes chemistry papers and is also quite famous in the national chemistry class. The second is Li Lulu, a department of the Department of Foreign Languages in the first year, with a beautiful body, a clever smile in her words, beautiful eyes, and every frown and smile, which makes people think endlessly. What is rare is that she has both talent and beauty. Her parents are both dancers. She has won the gold medal in the provincial ballroom dance competition and modern dance competition many times in middle school. It is said that she will rehearse the modern dance she rehearsed at the New Year's Day party in a week. Let's wait and see."
Shuai Ke paused for a moment, and someone immediately brought a glass of water. Shuai Ke took a sip: "The third is Yun Na from the sophomore Chinese department, a sexy beauty, but she is extremely cold and charming. When you get close, you will be chilling and afraid to get close to you. And your martial arts skills are great. He is the only female protagonist of Sanda Society. I believe Ah Xu should know the most. (At this time, the perverts' eyes were pressing against Fang Xu, and that posture was like saying, boy, don't be fooled by him, otherwise don't blame the brothers for being rude, hum.) OK, don't look at Fang Xu, he must have no chance. It is said that Yun Na once said that whoever can defeat her within ten moves will consider being his girlfriend. It is said that even the five masters of the school cannot do it (Since Mu Xinhua came, there has been one more person in the CZ University martial arts expert list). Ah Xu is big enough, but if you fight, it's probably, hehe, probably
I may not even be beaten, (Everyone: Tell me, die. However, Fang Xu has a good temper and rarely argues with others when he encounters trouble. When encountering disputes in Sanda Club, he always avoids it. Sometimes people deliberately find fault and bully newcomers. For example, the giant Xiong Mu Xinhua and others often take advantage of Yun Han’s absence to bully him and give him some trouble. Fang Xu also pretends to be stupid and ignores him. He will not care). Then he said that the fourth place is the art of freshman
Jiang Panyue, the girl is born with a beautiful appearance and is only 1.58 in height, which makes people feel petite and weak, and is extremely pity. Ranked fifth is Liu Jia, a sophomore department of the Department of Business Administration. The girl’s figure is as hot as Yun Na, and she is hot and angry. However, Yun Na is cold and beautiful, she is charming, Yun Na’s face is like cold frost, and this girl is smiling all day long, fascinating, and it is well known that the two of them are not in harmony."
"What's going on?" The pervert jammed.
"No one knows it, but it is said that the two girls were good friends back then, but later fell in love with the same boy, and the friendship broke down. However, it is true or not, which boy is so lucky. The sixth ranked is the popular little beauty Ye Tingting, a freshman. The hotness refers to her temper. It is said that when they first came, every boy who made a courtship call (probably a harassing call) was scolded for being scolded. The big temper can be seen from this. She looks very much like a big-eyed beauty in Japanese cartoons, petite and cute."
Shuai Ke looked at everyone's humbly teaching and said harder: "The seventh one is Lin Caixian from the junior high school business accounting department, but she already has a master. Her boyfriend is Yun Han, the president of Sanda Society, and the second of the five major experts at CZ University. If you want to pry the corner, you have to measure whether your neck is hard enough. The eighth one is Li Xiaolin from the Chinese Department, known as "a female talent", with both talent and appearance, and has published many poems. She is 1.65 meters tall and has excellent temperament. She is a typical beautiful woman with a beautiful appearance. It is said that she already has it.
Boyfriend, it is rumored that it is a pile of cow dung from our architecture department (Shuai Ke was happy, but he didn't see Liu Tian's fist clenched). The ninth is Gao Yunqian, a freshman in the biology department, and a master of Taekwondo. The most attractive thing is a pair of extremely slender legs, 1.75 meters tall. The tenth is Mo Feifei, a sophomore music department beauty, who is also a famous flower owner. The boyfriend is Chen Xiao, a famous love song prince in the school. The two of them are harmonious and envious. However, it is said that the two are having a quarrel now. All perverts can take advantage of the situation."
Shuai Ke stopped, with a proud look on his face, "This information will spread on campus in the past few days, and... "
At this time, the pervert asked: "The school won't approve of the top ten beauties, right?"
"Hi, the school has always disagreed with this attitude and does not object to it. Anyway, there is no trouble, so the school will ignore it."
"Damn, I haven't seen any of these top ten beauties before. I've been in vain for half a year." A pervert was in a state of grief. Okay, he came to college to see the beauty.
"Don't let it go, it's not over yet." Shuai Ke was very dissatisfied with the interruption of the perverts.
"besides?"
"Of course, the top ten beauties are flowers in the mirror and moon in the water for most boys, so they specially selected some beauties who are good but cannot be on the list for everyone to pick. Listen, I came one by one (the perverts took a pen and sat up the notes attentively. I never saw them so serious in class): An Qian, a freshman in the Architecture Department, Class 5, Room 517 of Building 10 of the dormitory, Lan Xiner, a freshman in the art department, Room 312 of Building 11 of the dormitory,..." The names of more than twenty girls who were only the tenth beauty were revealed from Shuai Ke's mouth, and there were all kinds of heights and grades dormitories. It seems that this tasting association has put in a lot of effort. The excitement of a bunch of perverts is like a estrus bull who took an overdose of aphrodisiac. "The power of the beauties is really great," Fang Xu sighed inwardly.
Gradually, there were more and more people in the room. It turned out that when students from other classes heard someone introducing the information about the school’s beauties, they all came uninvited. Seeing the crowds of people coming to support the show, Shuai Ke was overjoyed and said harder, "Next, the information about the four handsome men in the school and the four most valuable men."
"Damn, I'm here to listen to the beautiful women. Why did you mention the handsome man again? I don't have that problem?" A boy said dissatisfiedly.
"Damn it, childish, is it usually something that people chase after beauties?"
"Yes." No one was chasing dinosaurs.
"Often it's not just chasing, right?"
"yes."
"Will it be over?" The old saying goes: Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you be invincible in a hundred battles. Chasing beautiful women is a battle between multiple parties. You must know the information of beautiful women, and you must know the information of competitors. You can escape unstoppable when the opportunity is not good. If you encounter an opponent with a higher level and you don't understand it, you will die miserably at that time."
A specious truth made everyone dizzy and nodded. When Shuai Ke saw it, he was even more proud. "The four handsome guys are: Che Yuli, the second-ranked third-tier domestic trade department, and are also one of the most valuable boys. Both parents are senior officials of CZ municipal affairs. He is both civil and military. He is also the president of the karate club and one of the five masters of the school. However, I heard that he is extremely promiscuous and often regards himself as a romantic young man. In more than two years of entering the school, he has changed three or four girlfriends. But there is no way. Who can give people the capital? He is pursuing the charming beauty Liu Jia. It seems that the opportunity is quite great.
.The third place is Chen Xiao, a sophomore boy in the Mechanical and Electrical Department. His girlfriend is the tenth beauty Mo Feifei. However, before Mo Feifei, it is said that he had several girlfriends, and the two are having a quarrel. It is said that it is because Chen Xiao stepped on two boats and was confused with the second beauty Li Lulu. He is from Nanjing. His father is a real estate businessman in Nanjing. It is said that his net worth over 100 million yuan and is also the most valuable boy. He sings and dances are extraordinary. It is said that several audio and video companies have come to discuss signing a contract with him. He is the dream lover of many ignorant little girls. Alas."
Shuai Ke looked at the boys around him with an "unhappy" look, sighed, and then said, "The fourth is Liu Mingyuan, a freshman computer department. This person is said to look very much like Nicholas Tingfeng and wrote a good poem. There are rumors that he is chasing the popular little beauty Ye Tingting. There are internal news that (Saying that Shuai Ke's voice is low here) His mother is Japanese, and his grandfather is the president of Sanzhu Society, a famous Japanese underworld. He does not live in the school. Every time he goes to and from school, he is picked up by a bodyguard car. He is also one of the most valuable boys, the last most valuable boy.
Mu Xinhua, a freshman, is a master of Sanda. Some people think that he ranks first in the five major masters in school. He is known as Zhejiang Mad Wolf, with beautiful eyes. He doesn't know that he thought he was a weak scholar. His family is a wealthy man in Zhejiang Jinghua, with a net worth of over 100 million yuan. He is now chasing the cold and beautiful woman Yunna. Although Yunna ignores him, he speaks. If anyone wants to pursue Yunna, he will have to live his fist. He seems to be a flower protector. Many boys hate him and are angry at him, but there is no way. Who makes him rich, powerful and hard enough? Well, it's over."
"Damn, what's the end? Who is that handsome guy who ranks number one? Tell me and let everyone see it," a boy said anxiously.
"It's not you, Shuai Ke?" Liu Tian said to Shuai Ke with a proud look on his face, then shook his head, "It's not like that. If it's Ah Xu, I'd rather believe it."
As soon as they said that, everyone stared at Fang Xu in unison, making Fang Xu stunned, and said with a wry smile: "Hey, I'm saying, "Why do you guys do me?" It's obvious that something is impossible." As everyone's eyes suppressed, their voices gradually became smaller and weaker.
Shuai Ke laughed: "Xiaotian, your eyes are poisonous enough. Isn't this handsome guy ranked first? Haha, I really have a honor to stay with the handsome guy."
"Damn, it's really Ah Xu,?" Liu Tian shouted.
"Of course, we Ah Xu are now at the peak of our lives. We are known as the "silver-haired cool man". The most handsome man recognized by the review agency. Some people said that if Fang Xu changed into a suit, women from eight to eighty will be absolutely banned," Shuai Ke said excitedly.
Fang Xu smiled bitterly, not expecting that he would actually get the title of the No. 1 handsome man by deliberately hiding it. I really don’t know if he should laugh or cry.
Everyone laughed and made a lot of laughter. First, they congratulated Fang Xu on his first handsome guy for being the first handsome guy. Then they repeatedly praised Shuai Ke, saying that he was the savior of men and the guiding lights of the lonely boat wandering on the sea. Shuai Ke was embarrassed to say that he was the one who was the guide to the lonely boat on the sea.
Saw the wolves away, Shuai Ke whistled back to the dormitory, but saw a pair of murderous eyes and was startled, "Damn, Xiaotian, what do you mean by looking at me like this? Did I offend you?"
"Damn, what do you think?" Liu Tian asked with his eyes wide open.
"I said?mmd, how could I know? Oh, it's not that you were unwilling to be on the handsome man list. Tell me, you don't think about it. Although you are good-looking, you are so inferior to me. Not to mention Ah Xu, let alone, relieve your anger, what's there." Shuai Ke looked "considered".
"Bah, who said I want to be on the handsome guy list? Look at Ah Xu's miserable appearance (Fang Xu smiled even more helplessly when he heard it)." Liu Tian looked serious, "What did you say just now, Li Xiaolin's boyfriend is "cow dung"? "
"Yes, what does it have to do with you?" Shuai Ke looked impatient, and Fang Xu looked at Liu Tian in confusion.
Suddenly, the two of them shouted in unison: "Damn, you are that pile of cow dung."
"It's your uncle, tnnd, you dare to call your brother I'm cow dung, and you'll die for me."
Suddenly, the dormitory was in chaos, and later rumors of the boys' dormitory being haunted at night gradually spread. The evidence was: at 10 o'clock in the evening of a certain month of a certain year, a loud and harsh scream came from a certain boys' dormitory, which scared the boys in the dormitory building all night long."
"Damn, Xiaotian, you're too much. You've hidden your girlfriend so tightly. Brothers have been in trouble for almost a semester, and you won't introduce them." After the fight, Shuai Ke lay on the bed, crossing his legs, staring at Liu Tian with dissatisfaction.
"I didn't expect that my sister-in-law was the "talented beauty" among the top ten beauties. Boss, you are blessed," Fang Xu also said with an "envious look".
"Actually, I can't blame me. I really want to introduce you to you two, but Xiaolin is too busy and has participated in several clubs. She is busy saying that she can't get along. Even I can only see her during evening self-study. I can only date once a week. Xiaolin's face is tender. I said I'm looking for an opportunity to let her meet you. She is always shy. I'm not asking for it. I'll agree to find an opportunity to meet you after New Year's Day, and..." Liu Tian said this, deliberately pausing.
"And what? Say it quickly." Shuai Ke was impatient and Fang Xu also looked at Liu Tian with interest.
"And also agreed to invite the sisters in their dormitory to meet us. At that time, you two must show off. They are all beautiful women in their dormitory and have no boyfriends."
"Thank you, boss, let me 'dress' them and ensure that the task is completed." When he heard that there was a beautiful woman, Shuai Ke's eyes were filled with cold light, and he had a lewd smile on his face.
Chapter completed!