Chapter 0847 The excitement of hunting
CNN is really famous for its real-time coverage of the Gulf War, as only its war correspondents at the time provided the TV footage of the war's start for hours. The viewership of more than a billion people made its ratings explode.
But cnn himself would not have thought that one day it would be troubled by the high ratings.
The evening interview program of the International News Channel is aimed at the whole world. When the female host yelled with three invited guests in the studio, the audience was surprised at most that the camera could not see the ground.
However, when the water flow from the sewage pipe was artificially poured into the fire pipe and sprinkled out of the fire extinguishing sprinkler, audiences around the world understood what they saw - the female host and the guest had set off the related topics for a long time.
Everyone understands it in a flash!
"Oh shit! What did I see?"
"I can't believe that I'm actually watching the live broadcast."
"What's the spray? It's not the kind I imagined?"
"It's so scary. The shit-fried man is actually here. He did what he said, and it was actually true."
"My American dream was shattered, it was shattered. How can I look directly at the Americans and the country where I shit."
"Damn it, I'm having supper. I'm uttering..., n, the damage is too big and too sudden."
With millions of families all over the world, countless audiences have very complex emotions. Excited, shocked, dull, sad, and more disgusting.
When many things didn't happen, people didn't even dare to think about them. But after they really happened, everyone realized that - huh... it turned out that things were so bad.
The female host and the guest were originally trapped in the studio, standing on the seats and tables. But as soon as the fire extinguishing sprinklers opened, they screamed sharply, jumped off the tables and chairs, and quickly escaped regardless of the filth on the ground.
The picture of cnn finally stopped, n family.
So everyone has transferred the station one after another, hoping to see further reports from other TV stations - disgusting, but the people have the right to know. It is also a pleasure to see noble people sitting upright and noble people making a fool of themselves.
Capitalist society really lives up to expectations.
Not long after, ABC spent a lot of money to grab the exclusive news of the headline broadcast - n live reports outside the headquarters, first-hand news provided by independent newsmen.
Thanks to the phone reminder in advance, the camera perfectly captured the prelude of the ascension of the manhole cover of the pipeline and the scene of the septic tank like a volcanic eruption.
The only difference is that the volcano sprays hot magma, and the septic tank sprays black shit!
Oh...shit!
The street lights outside the cnn building are so good. The flying rain of flowers seems to rush into the sky under the light. Although it is not gorgeous enough, it falls like a meteor.
Vomit... This is so weird, so weird!
Even the heaviest tastes can't stand it. The sticky "flower rain" spread all over the floor. Even the tried and tested veteran FBI agent was running for life, only to regret that his parents had fewer legs.
But no matter how much he escaped, he could not escape the killing range of "Hua Yu". Before the old agent could run out ten meters, he was hit by a dense sticky object. He stretched out his hand and immediately cursed and threw it away in disgust.
shit! This is really shit!
It would be fine if you don’t throw it, but you’re all over your face and even on your mouth.
The old agent just ate a super 'big' beef burger with the smell. At this moment, he held his knees with both hands, and he was also used as fertilizer for the earth.
The rookie agent didn't eat, but he ran away quickly. But he was still hit by the "flower rain" one after another, and soon his head, neck, and back were all covered, and even hit the ground with a large ball.
Although this damage is not great, it is enough to make people mentally collapsed and scream like crazy - Oh my God, has God abandoned the poor Lamb? Why should such punishment be imposed?
nThe scene outside the headquarters was found, but he saw the picture but had no words. He usually commented on current affairs, but even the routines of discussing the world are useless.
Because it was not someone else who was unlucky this time, but the United States itself. The host was a little gloating at first, but soon became dissatisfied. No one could stand such a miserable situation!
The studio was quiet and the host was full of words but there was no one suitable for saying it. He also wanted to scream like an ordinary person, but he couldn't.
The face of America is smeared. How can we preach to the whole world seriously in the future? This is too difficult.
The public execution was extremely embarrassing, and even ABC was unwilling to continue broadcasting. When he found something wrong, he immediately cut off the live broadcast scene he bought with a lot of money.
But ABC does not broadcast, some are willing to broadcast. Large TV stations do not broadcast, countless small TV stations are willing to broadcast. American media does not broadcast, and there are a lot of more ‘free’ media in the world who are willing to spend money to broadcast the right.
In the 1990s, satellite broadcasts were already broadcast, and the speed of information circulation was beyond people's imagination. There were many viewers who wanted to watch the fun, and various media were busy hyping hot spots every day.
Now the super hot topic is here.
At the CNN building, Jit, who was walking in "lucky", was grabbing the microphone and describing the scene he saw to the camera. Even though his head and face were covered in filth, he ignored it.
"The incident came too suddenly. Although everyone received an alarm, no one expected it to happen without reservation. The situation at the scene is difficult to describe, you can see me. This is the most tragic day in my life.
We were in the center of the explosion, and the smell on the scene was so bad. There were splashing sticky objects everywhere, and I couldn't breathe, and many people vomited. It was like the arrival of the doomsday, it was so tragic.
n All septic tanks outside the headquarters building exploded. According to the speculation of agent FBI, the criminal should have thrown explosives into the septic tank that had accumulated for more than half a year.
Unless we empty the septic tank, we cannot find the explosives detonated by the timing device. Some of the explosives were also drawn out by the feces sucking truck. You can see that even the feces sucking truck exploded.
I know, this is really unfortunate news. It's so unfortunate! I feel very sad, but the luck of the misfortune is that I haven't seen any casualties for the time being.
Since the manhole cover of the rainwater explodes and flies around first, most people have a few minutes to escape in advance. Therefore, although the explosion is powerful, the damage caused is very limited.
I have to leave now to do some cleaning, otherwise I will not be able to work. Please don’t leave, report it to you within the headquarters. As of now, the situation in the building is even worse."
Jit ended a live news broadcast with a "sad face". When the cameraman signaled the end of the filming, he immediately jumped up with cheers and screams: "This damn shit blower, I love him so much.
Now I really made a fortune. Not only did I make a fortune, but I also became famous. Now audiences around the world know me, and my value is increasing. My persistence has finally brought me a harvest. Hahahaha... I love this beautiful world!"
Regardless of the dirty smell of his body, Jit grabbed the cameraman and hugged him. A few seconds later, he hurriedly shouted: "Hurry, hurry up, n go and take some pictures in the headquarters. Now the audience around the world wants to see them unlucky.
I can't wait to take pictures of the ugly scenes of those news elites. I want the whole world to see what the usually glamorous gold medal host looks like at the moment. Thinking of this, I was very excited."
Chapter completed!