Arrogant, this is obviously extremely arrogant!

If you go too far, you will become a weak person.

Uncle Zhou had no choice but to give his elf maid, so he could only order himself, "Don't be scattered outside in the future. If you have nothing to do, you can do something for me and do the duties that a maid should have."

"Is this a punishment for me?" Xili asked weakly with her head down.

"Yes. Just treat it as a punishment."

"Okay, I won't fight against the evil and obscene master. After all, I'm just a poor elf."

"Can you stop mentioning the word "poor"? I can't see where you are pitiful now. Staying by my side is better than staying in a dungeon, right?"

"Okay, evil and obscene master. After all, I am just a helpless elf."

"Wow..., the words evil and vulgarity are not allowed to be mentioned. Also, why are you helpless again?"

"Can't 'helpless' be used? OK, a despicable and dirty master. I will obey your orders. After all, I am just an abandoned elf."

"You... have to play word games with me, right?" Zhou Qingfeng was so angry that he was 'one Buddha was born, two Buddhas ascended to heaven', but he had to quarrel for a long time, but he could only give up the idea of ​​correcting Xili's words.

This elf maid is definitely a professional literature expert. The more banned words she has, the more she has - only you can't imagine, there are no words she can't say.

However, with Xili, Zhou Qingfeng's daily life is much better. She can do almost any work except not being able to warm the bed. For example, cooking, cleaning, repairing and making, she is definitely a top-notch master.

To grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp his stomach.

Zhou Qingfeng doesn’t know how to cook himself, and usually borrows a cook from an old dwarf when he eats. But the chef in the Black Forest simply insults the profession of chefs. The food he makes can only be called "poisonous and immortal", which is really hard to swallow.

After Xili arrived at the Rat Village, she made a dinner with the simplest ingredients. Uncle Zhou came back from patrol and she burst into tears after eating. She felt like she was floating from hell to heaven, full of happiness.

The old dwarf has no requirement for eating. The bread made by its chef is hard and can be used as a mace. The bread made by Xili is soft and delicious, with a strong aroma, and can make people bite their tongue off.

The old dwarf's chef makes mushroom soup. Either add too much salt to make people salty. Or they don't add salt, but instead put poisonous mushrooms in, causing people to vomit and diarrhea and schizophrenia.

Xili can clearly distinguish the types of mushrooms. The mushroom soup she made is delicious and rich, with a taste of lips and teeth, which is unique. This skill alone can make Zhou Qingfeng endure her weak and arrogant problem.

It is better to have fun alone than to have fun!

After dinner, Zhou Qingfeng called the logistics staff in his team and collectively learned how to cook from Xili. He asked Rubio to be the supervisor, and anyone who didn't learn seriously would whip it. The idiot who couldn't learn must have no other use, so he drove it away.

Uncle Zhou even thought about whether he would give Xili a set of lace maid outfits, wearing stockings, and having to wear flowers on his head. Unfortunately, the current conditions are restricted, so he gave up for the time being.

"Is this also a punishment for me?" Xili lowered her head, "Let a noble elf, with a very shameful look, engage in a lowly job. The vicious and cruel master, I know you will not have any mercy on me. But I will not resist."

When he heard that he was going to teach people to cook, the elf maid was pitiful, but Uncle Zhou was going crazy.

"Revolutionary work is not distinguished from high or low, is it good? Cooking food is a very serious job, why is it so cheap? In my eyes, even picking manure is very honorable." Zhou Qingfeng felt that he was very thoughtful.

"Picking up the feces?" Xili screamed, making her even more humiliating and even more miserable.

"A terrible and vicious master, how dark is your heart? How embarrassing is this to me when I actually asked me to pick up feces? It's even more terrible than death. Well, this is a punishment for me, I won't resist. After all, I'm just a humble elf."

If Xili could cry, she would probably have cried loudly.

Even the "Jiying" poked out his huge head from outside the room and said in horror: "This new master is even more evil than the demon lord in the abyss. He actually came up with the way to torture people by "picking manure". Fortunately, I am just a horse, otherwise...

Wait, if he asked me to pull a cart of human excrement that day that odorous."

Thinking of the miserable "pulling the feces", even if it is hideous and terrifying, it is as violent as the abyss, the demon horses can't help but become weak. The "Qiying" has become an undead. It is said that there will be no fear, but it still feels like the arrival of the doomsday.

Xili sobbed and turned around and left.

Zhou Qingfeng could only hurry up and grabbed his maid and said with a bad look: "I was wrong, I was wrong. Xili, I said the wrong thing. But please don't be so weak, okay? I'm just a metaphor, not asking you to really pick up feces."

Xili was still sad, "Superficial and cunning master, are you deliberately lying to deceive me and work hard for you better? OK, I accept your apology, after all, I am just a..."

Shut up!

Zhou Qingfeng finally became popular, and pointed out the door with a stern face, "Don't play the trick of crying, stop at the right time. Teach the selected villagers how to cook food. You are a golem that doesn't need to rest now, use your time and do more work."

Oh..., Xili was frightened by the harsh orders. She was stunned for a few seconds, stopped talking nonsense, turned around to find Rubio, preparing to start a cooking night school - in fact, it was to teach the logistics chef how to make big pot meals and supply the "Alliance" troops.

After dealing with Xili, Zhou Qingfeng pinched his head and finally could go to rest. Before he was about to fall asleep, he ordered 'Jiying' to walk around the village at night, "Anyway, you are a dead soul who doesn't need rest. Please act as a patrol and guard."

"Master, you are indeed evil enough. Let your horse go to the patrol, but you sleep." "Jiying's nagging, like a chatterbox, "Don't you feel uneasy in your heart?"

"If you talk so much nonsense, I will let you shut up forever." Zhou Qingfeng closed the bedroom door with a bang and moved his tired body to bed - he can finally have a stable sleep tonight.

In the past, Zhou Qingfeng was worried when he had no reliable subordinates, fearing that someone would come in to kill him in the middle of the night. Even if no one came to assassinate him, he was worried that the "Alliance Force" that he had temporarily pieced together would cause trouble in the middle of the night.

With the nature of those adventurers in the Black Forests, it is normal to have any accidents, and it is a miracle not to have any accidents.

And now, there are finally two slightly reliable subordinates to drive. The best thing is that one is a golem and an undead horse, they don’t have to sleep or pay their wages. This is a worry-free thing for Mr. Zhou, who is struggling to make money!

Although one is self-pitying, crying, and the other is nonsense and nagging, they are at least obedient and have outstanding abilities!

With these two advantages, Zhou Qingfeng would shout "Amitabha" and thank God.

Oh, I can finally have a good rest.

Deep sleep, information network is turned on.

Oh, I haven't had time to take care of these days, and I don't know what the situation in the Black Forest is going on?
Chapter completed!