Chapter 20 Farting again and again, extremely disgusting
Leng Ruoqiu was too lazy to answer such questions. Since Zheng Shaohua liked to pretend to be ignorant so much, let him continue to pretend. She wanted to see what this guy sold.
"Ahhh, this... Shaohua, that's right. They haven't divorced yet, and are not considered ex-husbands. However, as long as you and Ruoqiu get things done, the divorce will take half an hour, so don't worry about it!"
Mo Fei said it straight away.
"mom!"
Leng Ruoqiu could not bear it anymore. Her cold eyes looked at Mo Fei. Although she didn't say anything, she was full of resentment.
"Old woman, let's stop messing around with this matter. The child has her own ideas..." "Leng Xiaofeng, shut up!"
Mo Fei pointed directly at Mr. Leng's nose and cursed.
"Auntie, uncle, please calm down first!"
As soon as Zheng Shaohua came, the two of them had a quarrel, which made them feel a little embarrassed.
For Zheng Shaohua's sake, Mo Fei took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, and a smile appeared on her face: "Sorry, Shaohua, you're scared. The couple always speak like this, and their voices are a little louder, it's not a quarrel."
"Come on...drink porridge!"
Mofi added.
Zheng Shaohua cursed in his heart. He knew that Mr. Leng and Leng Ruoqiu did not welcome him, but this did not affect his plan. As long as Mo Fei was settled, he would not be afraid that Leng Ruoqiu would be able to escape.
After the atmosphere eased for a while, Mo Fei glanced at Shangguan Ming and saw that he still had no reaction, he thought he was a fool like before.
So she said coldly: "Shangguan Ming, I'll tell you in advance. You're ready to go through the divorce procedures with Ruoqiu these two days."
As soon as he heard this, Zheng Shaohua was happy and he knew that Mo Fei had the final say in this matter.
"Mom, Ruoqiu and I are in good condition, why do we have to divorce?"
Shangguan Ming finally spoke out.
He saw everything just now and kept it in his heart for a long time. Although he was not Shangguan Ming himself, fate tied him up with the fool Ming, and the fool's affairs were his affairs.
This mother-in-law is indeed a bit too much. Although his marriage to Leng Ruoqiu was also tied together, since he got married, how could he say that he was divorced?
Even if he is free, Shangguan Ming still wants Leng Ruoqiu to say it in person, instead of letting his mother-in-law make a fuss about it.
"Yes, grandma, my dad is very nice to mom, why should I get a divorce?"
Shangguan Zisu obviously understood and asked a question with his father.
Mo Fei never expected that Shangguan Ming would ask like this. If he had been before, he would have said "Listen to you", but now it has changed.
“Why divorce?
Shangguan Ming, you should know the best, because my family Ruoqiu suffered so much that time. Now the company is getting worse every day, and your Shangguan family has also ruthlessly withdrew the funding directly, allowing you to eat and live in vain for a few years, which has already given you enough face."
Mo Fei said it out: "Now Shaohua said that if the two families can get married, his dad is willing to pay 50 million to help our Leng family overcome the difficulties. Can you?"
"Ruoqiu, what do you think?"
Shangguan Ming directly threw the problem to Leng Ruoqiu. Even if his mother-in-law is snobbish, if even Leng Ruoqiu has no objection, Shangguan Ming is still blindly acting passionate, which is really funny.
"Mom, I will find a way to deal with the company. There is no need to bet on my marriage!"
Leng Ruoqiu is an independent woman. Although she knows that the company is in danger, she still doesn't want to rely on a man to solve the problem.
When Zheng Shaohua saw that things were not going well, he assisted and said, "Everyone in the company knew that I was sincere to Ruoqiu. This time I planned to invest in my family, which was just a kind intention. After all, my idea was different from my family. My father hoped to have a wife like Ruoqiu, so..." "You see, Shaohua is sincere, and the family welcomes you so much. Ruoqiu, if you do this, you can still find such a good family. That is the blessing I have cultivated in my previous life. In my opinion... go and have a divorce at noon!"
When Mo Fei heard Zheng Shaohua's explanation, his face was filled with a smile: "Shaohua, just swear to Ruoqiu, saying that you will love her for the rest of your life!"
Upon hearing this, Zheng Shaohua was extremely excited and nodded quickly.
But as soon as I was about to stand up and raise my hand to swear, I felt a sudden pain in my stomach, and then I felt something was wrong.
Because he discovered that a shit was coming, and it was an irresistible feeling.
"Puff~" Zheng Shaohua finally couldn't help it. When his legs tightened, he actually released his butt and Xiang. In an instant, a stench floated out, and the whole restaurant was stinking.
Oh my God! Zheng Shaohua no longer knows what to use to describe his mood.
At such a critical moment of swearing, I actually had diarrhea and I pulled it out in my pants. This is embarrassing to my grandma's house.
Leng Ruoqiu hurriedly hugged his daughter Zi Su, glanced at Zheng Shaohua, and said angrily: "Zheng Shaohua, are you disgusting?"
Then he stood not far away with his daughter, and his hands kept inciting in front of his nose.
At the same time, Shangguan Ming's mouth raised slightly, and another silver needle on his right hand quietly hid.
Just now, taking advantage of the moment Zheng Shaohua sat down, Shangguan Ming's silver needle flew out and accurately hit Zheng Shaohua's Qihai point located in the middle line in front of his body, one and a half inches below the navel.
According to principles, farting should be from the Xiaoyan point, but because the Xiaoyan point cannot be started on the soles of the feet, it has been changed to the Qihai point. Under the attack of the silver needle with Qi, the effect is still very obvious.
Mo Fei, who had always had a smile on her face, was also pale at this time, and she didn't know what Zheng Shaohua did.
If you say you fart, you're just shitting at the dinner table?
Oh my god! If this matter is spread, I guess the neighboring house on the street will be able to be said for two years.
"I said mom, if you want to find someone to replace me, there is no need to find someone who can urinate or defecate, right?
I can do such a disgusting move, but I’m not relieved Ruoqiu to hand it over to him.”
Shangguan Ming smiled faintly.
"This..." Mo Fei was really speechless in the face of Shangguan Ming's deception. It was true that Zheng Shaohua did too much this time.
After a while, Zheng Shaohua finally recovered and was about to explain, but at this time, he actually made a "puff" sound, obviously pulling two more bubbles.
"Damn it! Are you a second consecutive shot?"
Shangguan Ming covered his nose with a look of disgust. At this moment, the people in the entire restaurant were basically five meters away from Zheng Shaohua.
Moreover, there was already a stench in the restaurant, and everyone almost vomited out what they had eaten.
"Shao...Shaohua, what's going on?"
Mofi asked softly, holding back the stench.
"I don't know either!"
Zheng Shaohua was extremely embarrassed and had no worries to explain, and said directly: "Sorry, Aunt Mo, I guess I won't be able to do this today. Come again another day, say goodbye!"
After saying that, Zheng Shaohua covered his butt and ran out quickly, and the pool of wet marks on his pants behind him had proved everything.
A few minutes later, a sound of a car starting sounded in the yard. I thought Zheng Shaohua was walking away, but the next moment, I heard another "bang".
Mr. Leng hurried out of the hall and looked out, and was stunned.
Because Zheng Shaohua's BMW actually hit a big tree in his house, he asked the butler Kang Long to run over and ask if it was a fight. However, Zheng Shaohua had no face to stay and quickly retreated for a while and left without saying a word.
After Zheng Shaohua left, the smell of shit in the restaurant was still there, and everyone obviously couldn't continue to eat it.
"Okay, mom, I know you are doing your best for our family, but I hope you can give me some time and let the divorce be put aside first!"
Leng Ruoqiu didn't want to have a quarrel with her mother, but said calmly: "I can handle the company's affairs!"
"You said it yourself, then I'll give you another two weeks. If the company's crisis has not been resolved, don't blame mom for being cruel!"
Chapter completed!