Chapter 150 Interview
That night was an extremely charming night, and it was also the night with the most physical contact between Aunt Mei and I.
I feel that Aunt Mei also feels her body under the ambiguity of various physical contacts.
It's a pity that it's in the sea. If it's on some other occasion, I guess something might happen
That particularly charming and romantic night, when I think back now, what filled my mind was the brown sunset on the coastline, the silhouette of Aunt Mei in the sunset, and the touch brought to me by Aunt Mei's smooth skin.
Although nothing happened, for me, it was already a day of the great leap forward in the history of my relationship with Aunt Mei.
I am very content, really content. Although I did not achieve my original purpose and untie the knot in Aunt Mei's heart, I also gained surprises. I signed the "Legal Treaty of Only Candidate" with Aunt Mei, so I feel much more at ease.
I don’t know when this melon will ripen, but I know that as long as it ripens, it will be mine.
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The company signed a new Guanlan Tianxia project, and with several other small projects, the scale has expanded dramatically, so the staff is a bit short of people. For example, I was responsible for the copywriting of several projects alone. Not only me, but other copywriting designs also have such workloads, and everyone feels that it is a bit overwhelming.
Therefore, General Hua decided to recruit large-scale personnel. After the recruitment notice was issued, he received consultation from many applicants, and finally divided it into two groups of design and copywriting to conduct an interview within two days.
Lu Yating and I were arranged by General Hua to be responsible for the interview copywriting.
I didn’t know if I didn’t have an interview, but after the interview, I found out that it was really true that there were all kinds of birds in the forest.
A man came in with shorts and slippers. Of course, the advertising company did not have any special requirements for his usual clothes. After all, it belonged to the creative industry. But he was too casual and came with a sandwich.
"Hello." He sat across from us.
"Where is your resume?" Lu Yating asked.
"Well, I'm not prepared."
He is really honest.
"I remember the recruitment notice we posted very clearly. If you have a resume when you have an interview, you don't have a resume. How can I get to know you?" Lu Yating said.
"You ask."
Lu Yating...
Just as Lu Yating and I looked at each other, he raised his legs and Lu Yating's face immediately became even more ugly.
"What blood type are you?" Lu Yating asked.
He was stunned, "Style, what's wrong?"
"Oh, sorry, our company does not collect blood type." Lu Yating said.
I was drinking water when a sip of water almost spewed out.
Although I guess Lu Yating would definitely find a reason to reject him, I never expected that she would find such a casual reason, which was even more casual than that guy was wearing.
Of course, the guy also understood what it meant, so he left after he knew the tactfulness.
"Your reason is too perfunctory. No matter what, he is here, so give him some face." I smiled.
"I am not as kind as you. It's okay if I don't bring my resume. I'm wearing slippers. Why do you treat us as if it's? I'll give him face? It's good not to blow him out." Lu Yating said angrily.
After a while, a middle-aged man who had experienced vicissitudes came in. He was not discriminating against middle-aged people, but when it comes to advertising, he is still a bit older if he starts with copywriting.
But since he has arrived, I have to treat him politely and have an interview.
"Have you done copywriting before?" I asked.
"No." He answered simply.
This was exactly what I expected, because I felt that he did not have the temperament of advertising copywriting.
"Then have you worked in other writing jobs?" I asked patiently.
"No." he said.
"What job did you do before?" I asked.
"I haven't had a job in the last ten years," he said.
Lu Yating and I looked surprised.
"That means, you haven't done anything in the past ten years?" I asked.
"Yes, I'm in jail," he said.
Lu Yating and I looked at each other.
"I see that your position requirements say that you need writing skills, so I came here. My writing skills are still very good. Look, I usually write poetry, and I have a collection of poems."
Lu Yating and I were stunned. Yes, we even published a collection of poems.
"Then show me quickly. This is the first time I have seen this living poet." Lu Yating said.
"Okay." He smiled and took out a stack of wrinkled manuscripts from his bag and handed them to us, "Look at it, I wrote them all in prison. After I was released from prison, I wanted to find a text-related job."
I took the manuscript and found that not only were there wrinkles, but there were many oil stains on it.
Can this be called a collection of poems?
Lu Yating didn't dislike it. She read a casual article and started laughing.
I took it over and looked at it and found that it was a poem called "Mooncake".
Today, Mid-Autumn Festival
I handed out two moon cakes
One five-nut
another
Also five
After reading it, I couldn't help laughing. It's not that he didn't write well, because it's like this in most modern poems I've read.
Let's turn the second song.
"sun"
Today, a woman in a skirt came
Very big breasts
The legs are so white
Just like the sun
It hurt my eyes
For her, why not sit in prison?
Lu Yating immediately closed his collection of poems.
"That..." Lu Yating said, "Sorry, sir, I want to ask, what did you do in the first place?"
"Why are you asking this?" the man said nervously.
"Are you strong?" Lu Yating said.
"How do you know?" he said in surprise.
"Guess." Lu Yating said.
Is it necessary to guess this? It can be seen from his poem, but I didn’t want to ask, Lu Yating just asked.
"Sir, your poem is still very good, especially this poem "Mooncake" and this poem "Suncake" are indeed very talented and touching, but you may not understand our industry. It requires writing skills, but also some professional things. Moreover, your age is a little older, so you may not be suitable for our position." I declined.
I thought he might have left, but who knew he suddenly became excited, "What? Is it because of discrimination against our prisoners? The country calls on treating our prisoners equally. Why do you little private enterprises look down on us?"
"Are you still excited?" Lu Yating was also angry, "Let me tell you, what we said just now is very tactful. If you commit another crime, I may accept you. I will commit this crime of immorality against you. I will definitely not want you. Get out of here!"
"Wait, I'll go out to the relevant departments to sue your company now!" the man said excitedly.
"I'm waiting here. You can go and sue now. Welcome to sue all kinds of lawsuits." Lu Yating said.
The popular one turned around and left, and Lu Yating called him again.
The man turned around proudly, "What? Are you scared?"
"Take your obscene poems away! Put them here to make us dirty." Lu Yating said.
Chapter completed!