Chapter 100 Women's Game View
My plan obviously didn't work.
But it doesn't matter, who made me a persevering person, a person who never gives up until he achieves his goal, a person who never gets discouraged, a pure person, and a separate...
If the plan doesn't work, I still have plans!
I carefully sorted out the relationship between Aunt Mei and me, and finally came to a conclusion.
The real reason why Aunt Mei has been reluctant to let go of everything and accept me is that she always puts herself in the perspective of a mature woman older than me, so she is timid and stops when she tastes it lightly.
How to solve this problem? How can I let Aunt Mei let go of all this, make her mentality younger, and get along with me?
This is indeed a complex philosophical problem, so I had to bring out my profound philosophical skills and use Socrates' logical dialectical thinking, Russell's empirical materialist thinking, and Sartre's existential thinking to conduct comprehensive analysis and thinking.
In the end, with the enlightenment of so many philosophical masters, I really found a good solution!
That is... Aunt Lame played games with me!
This is the best way to cultivate a person's youthful mentality!
I considered it and the popular Honor of Kings is good recently. This game that plagiarizes League of Legends is simple to operate and easy to get started. It is suitable for both young and old. If you want to, you can trick him away and leave after he gets cheated.
I also play two games when I'm bored. For players in the Platinum level of League of Legends, this game is simply a weak and too simple.
So even with Aunt Mei who knows nothing, I am confident that I will win very easily.
"You choose a hero." I said.
"Which one should I choose?" Aunt Mei asked me.
"You should choose a meat when you start fighting. It's thick and blood, so it won't be easy to die." I suggested, "I think you can choose Arthur."
"I want to choose that." Aunt Mei pointed to Miyamoto Musashi and said.
"This operation is a little bit difficult," I said.
"But he is more handsome than Mauser," said Aunt Mei.
I……
"His name is Arthur."
"Oh, yes, he is more handsome than Arthur. Look, this little bangs and beard are so manly. You can feel safe at first glance, and you will definitely not die easily."
I……
What kind of messy logic is this?
But there is no way. Since she likes it, let her choose. Anyway, I am the jungler and I can protect her.
"Why does your A Ke look different from the A Ke on the opposite side?" Aunt Mei asked me while playing.
"I bought the skin." I said.
"No wonder you can kill so many people!" Aunt Mei said while being in a hurry.
"It has nothing to do with that. The skin does not have any bonus to the hero's damage." I said.
"Then why are you still buying it?" Aunt Mei was very puzzled. "Hasn't the money been wasted?"
"This is the same as your women buying clothes." I said while operating.
"What's the reason?" asked Aunt Mei.
"You talk about this A Ke. She can bring me so much happiness. Isn't it natural for me to buy her two clothes? Moreover, this clothes are not expensive, only a few dozen yuan, and free shipping is fine, how good it is." I said.
Aunt Mei chuckled, "The first time I heard of such fallacies like you."
"This is the truth. Save me quickly, save me quickly!" Seeing that I was surrounded by someone in the wild area, I hurriedly asked Aunt Mei for help.
"Where are you? Where are you?" Aunt Mei asked anxiously, while passing by me...
My screen is black and white.
...
"Don't you look at the small map?" I said.
"Where is the small map?" Aunt Mei looked confused.
"It's the upper right corner." I pointed to Aunt Mei, "Didn't you tell me about this? I don't have an avatar? You can see where our teammates are and where the enemy is."
"Oh, I get it." Aunt Mei said, "Oh, I'm dead again, why can't I beat this fat man on the other side?"
The fat man she mentioned was Cheng Yaojin.
"Didn't I kill him several times for you?" I said, "Your equipment should be much better. There is no reason you can't beat it."
"I don't know what's going on," Aunt Mei said discouraged.
When I opened and saw her equipment, I immediately understood why she couldn't beat it.
Because she didn't buy anything at all!
"Aunt Mei, why are you saving so much money? You plan to buy a house or a car. Our loan shark has been paid off." I said, "You have to buy equipment, Aunt Mei. Only after you buy equipment can you be better than him."
"Oh, that's the case. I thought the more money, the better it was." Aunt Mei suddenly realized.
I was ashamed, "What do you think is this more than a big money? The more you pay, the better you will be."
"Then teach me how to buy equipment?" Aunt Mei said anxiously.
"Isn't this here? These are all equipment, just buy whatever you want." I taught her.
In order to improve Aunt Zhengmei's confidence in playing games, I helped Cheng Yaojin kill three more times in the next five minutes.
Cheng Yaojin on the opposite side was anxious and cursed, "On the opposite side, Miyamoto is your father! Are you arresting me!"
"It's my aunt." I replied with a smile.
Aunt Mei laughed when she saw it.
"There are too many trolls on this, so I usually ignore them." I said. "This time you can feel at ease to kill him, his mentality has broken."
Then I went to the other two routes to make trouble with confidence.
However, after a while, Aunt Mei's mentality collapsed.
Because within two minutes, Aunt Mei was killed by Cheng Yaojin on the opposite side three times.
"Oh, what's going on? Didn't you say it's easy for me to kill him now? Why can't I beat this fat man?" Aunt Mei complained.
"It makes no sense." I also wondered.
"It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable. I, a hero, are so handsome. How could he beat me that fat man?" Aunt Mei was also puzzled.
I……
"Aunt Mei, this is not a TV series. All handsome positive characters must win, and all ugly villains must die." I said.
"What's going on?" said Aunt Mei, "It's so boring. I'll just say I'm stupid and not suitable for playing games. These are all things that you young people play."
Seeing that she didn't seem to want to continue playing, I quickly comforted her, "It's okay, it's okay, I'll help you see. There must be a reason above. Did you buy the equipment wrong?"
"I bought it." Aunt Mei said, "Look, I've spent all my money."
When I opened the interface, a few drops of cold sweat couldn't help but fall down.
Chapter completed!