Chapter 135 The big woman and the little woman
Li Xin stared at her beautiful big eyes. After seeing Yu Zehai's magical operation, she couldn't help but say weakly: "Yu Zehai, can this work? Is the slap head reliable?" After all, it would be strange if you expect a bird to do something.
"Please! Remove the word 'Do'!"
Yu Zehai waved his hand and said carelessly: "I said to Officer Li, have you bragged about your familiarity with spear falcons before? Why did you suddenly become stupid? Although I don't know any spear falcons very well, I know that the vision of this kind of air bully is extremely terrifying. Even at a height of thousands of meters, you can see the movement trajectory of a little rabbit on the ground clearly; and its flight speed is extremely fast, even up to 360 kilometers per hour! So, we only need to find a Feng Shui treasure land to set up camp, and then wait for Matou to give us good news." Speaking of this, Yu Zehai looked at a direction and said: "Officer Li, come with me!"
Yu Zehai is right. Air overlords like Spear Falcons often fly rapidly in a straight line at low altitudes. Once they find prey, they quickly tighten their wings and then dive down rapidly. The situation is like throwing their entire body out like a spear gun, rushing straight towards the target prey, and being incompetent. Therefore, medium-sized raptors like Spear Falcons can not only capture flying birds, but also catch animals running on the ground.
Bypassing the Eagle Beak Cliff, Yu Zehai and Li Xin walked about two kilometers in the jungle again, and finally arrived at a stream.
It is said to be a stream, but to be precise, it is more appropriate to directly say it is a mountain stream. Juanjuan stream should be composed of mountain springs. Among the green mountains, there are actually many streams like this, but after flowing through the foot of the mountain, they eventually merge into the Qingshui River that winds among the mountains and ridges.
The clear stream water rolls and flows along the low-lying areas of the mountain stream, like inlaid with pearls, so clear and pure. In the river, stones of different sizes become round and smooth under the accumulation of water over time, like gems.
Yu Zehai jumped straight onto a huge rock next to the stream and lay down, saying lightly: "Okay, Officer Li, let's camp here. Look at what a good place here! Birds sing and flowers in the empty mountains, and the stream flows with juicy water! This is simply a blessed land where immortals are left on earth, and it's a paradise!"
Li Xin reached out and slapped the stone, and turned over and jumped onto the stone platform. The green rock was large enough, even if three or four people sat together and supported a mahjong table, it would not seem crowded. However, Li Xin did not slump directly on the stone platform like Yu Zehai. Instead, she took off her shoes and socks in a few seconds, exposing the snow-white and small jade feet in the air, and then let out a long sigh.
"I'll go! Officer Li, you're naked seducing me to commit a crime!" Yu Zehai pretended to be exaggerated and sniffed, then said with a smile: "Fortunately, there is no pickled fishy smell in the air... It seems that you don't have athlete's foot, which is gratifying!"
"What are you saying?"
Li Xin kicked Yu Zehai with her bare feet, glared at the other party fiercely, and said angrily: "Are you wrong? Auntie, I look so shameless that the moon is shy, the fish is falling, the geese are so beautiful, where does the athlete's foot come from? What's your eyes? No wonder the fat man said that you are a straight man and deserve to be a single dog!"
"Speak well!" Yu Zehai rolled his eyes and said, "I said to Officer Li, are you a people's police officer? You can't use a gun and a stick to attack people. What's wrong with a straight man? So what's wrong with a single dog? I'm a straight man! I'm proud of me! And, look at what you said just now, it's like you're not a single dog. What's more, what's wrong with this person being pretty? Is only ugly people have athlete's foot? Can handsome guys and beautiful girls have athlete's foot? It's simply unreasonable!"
"What are you saying? You are unreasonable! Your whole family is unreasonable!" Li Xin said as her two jade feet greeted Yu Zehai again.
"Stop and stop...stop!"
Yu Zehai reached out and grabbed the two troubled jade feet, and was stunned for a moment.
Because he suddenly discovered that at this time, the soles of Li Xin's two jade feet had been ground into pieces of blisters, and some of them had even broken, revealing a large piece of blood-filled scar... However, the strong woman in front of him had not spoken a word yet. At this point, Yu Zehai finally understood why this woman took off her shoes and socks as soon as she squatted down. The original source was actually here.
"ah……"
With a high scream, Li Xin panicked her two slender legs, hoping that her jade feet could get rid of Yu Zehai's claws. At the same time, she said shyly: "Yu Zehai, what are you doing? Why don't you let go of your aunt quickly?"
"What's the name? It hurts a lot?"
Not only did Yu Zehai not relax at all, but his hands were tighter. He carefully checked his injuries and said, "How many times have you told you before that running mountains is not a child playing house. A flower bud that is warm in a metropolis like you, usually a car to travel without going out the door. How can you endure such hardship? What, it's done now, right?" After saying that, Yu Zehai let go of his hand and grabbed his rag bag from the side.
"Hmph! You have to care!"
Li Xin's jade foot finally broke free from the claws. She turned her head to the side in anger and said, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all! I just broke a little skin. How can this kind of skin trauma stump my aunt? I, Li Xin, have performed many tasks over the years, what does this little difficulty count as the current one?"
"Damn it's hard!" Yu Zehai took out a clean towel from his backpack and threw it to the other party, saying, "Put the towel into his mouth!"
"Ah...what? Yu Zehai, what do you want to do?" Li Xin subconsciously took the towel, but the other party's next sentence completely made her mess.
"What do I want to do?"
Yu Zehai was slightly stunned. Then when he saw Li Xin's panicked expression, he couldn't help rolling his eyes and said, "I said, Officer Li, your brain is not normal? What do you think I'm going to do? Do you think that in such a deserted and primitive jungle, raping a gangster needs to cover his mouth with a towel? What's more, have you ever seen a rapist who lets the woman cover his mouth with a towel?" At this point, Yu Zehai glared at her eyes and said unhappily: "Hurry up, stop moji!"
"Your mind is dirty!" Li Xin glared at Yu Zehai fiercely, then he reluctantly picked up the towel and stuffed it into his mouth.
Yu Zehai took out a small bottle containing a spiritual spring from his backpack. After unscrewing the cap, he grabbed a jade foot and carefully poured the spiritual spring in the bottle on the blisters on the soles of the other party's feet.
Seeing Li Xin grinning in pain with her cheeks, Yu Zehai laughed and said, "Just gritting her teeth and persevering for a while! This is the fairy water I have worked hard to configure, but it's a treasure! Just a few drops can easily restore the grinding on your feet to the point of the past. What? Don't believe it? Then let's go and see. In a few minutes, you can witness the miracle!"
As the saying goes, you need to do a complete set of dramas. In order to highlight the preciousness and treasures of the "fairy water" in the bottle, Yu Zehai pretended to be careful, for fear of wasting every drop of spiritual spring. But as Yu Zehai said, under the nourishment of spiritual spring, the worn bubbles and the muscle tissue that have been worn out of the epidermis are now recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye...
Just a short quarter of an hour later, Li Xin's two jade feet returned to their original state!
"Okay!" Yu Zehai put away the water bottle, reached out and pulled off the towel from the other party's mouth, and said deliberately: "Don't mention this to the third one today, otherwise we will not even have to do anything about friends in the future! Officer Li, you can treat this as a threat to me, but you'd better think it through before refuting it!"
"Yu Zehai, you...you, hum!"
In the scene just now, Li Xin, the person involved, has the most say. The fact is as true as Yu Zehai said. In just a quarter of an hour, his two feet, which had been worn out in a mess, were as smooth as before.
miracle!
It's simply incredible!
However, just when Li Xin turned her eyes and wanted to pay attention to the bottle of "fairy water" in Yu Zehai's hand, she unexpectedly was pinched by the other party. She didn't give her any room to speak, which made Li Xin feel very aggrieved!
"Don't think I am ruthless and boring. I do this naturally have my concerns. After all, with the chance relationship between us, you are not qualified to understand the secrets on me!" Yu Zehai took out two bottles of mineral water from his backpack and threw it to the other party, opened it and took a sip, and said, "Just like I know that you, a big beauty, have many doubts and secrets, but I only know so much. Because I am not interested in you, I am not interested in going deeper.
More. For example, what kind of background do you have, your true identity, and you secretly explore the ancient tombs or something, I don’t want to know at all, really!" Speaking of this, Yu Zehai stood up and stretched, saying, "Beautiful Li, just take a good rest here. I will find some wild game! Since I have gone deep into the mountains, there is no reason to eat steamed buns and cookies." After saying that, Yu Zehai jumped off the stone platform and instantly entered the jungle and disappeared.
"Hmph! Spicy!"
Looking at Yu Zehai's disappearing back, Li Xin couldn't help but curse.
"Beautiful lady Li, don't scold me behind my back!" Yu Zehai's faint voice came from the sky above the mountain stream.
"What's wrong with me scolding you? My aunt insists on scolding you today! Yu Zehai, you are just a stingy guy, a bastard, not a man, a bastard, rotten egg, you are impotence..."
Chapter completed!