003 Three kicks can't make a fart
"A hundred steps from the lonely shadow stone can relieve the students' longing for love."
Holantai respectfully said to his teacher Yifeijiu.
During the period of the throne, the young men had to learn the six arts since childhood, namely rituals, music, shooting, imperialism, calligraphy, and numbers.
When Lantai was a child, he was dozing off at the class. Teacher Yifeijiu once used a feather duster to wake him up, so that the third prince's pp was swollen for three days. He could only stand in class and lie on his tummy while sleeping, but he did not want his father to punish the teacher.
After listening to the adventure, Big Beer frowned: "The daughters of ordinary people will not be alone in the mountains, and the ladies of royal relatives and nobles are even worse. You are afraid you will encounter mountain ghosts! There are many versions of the legend about mountain ghosts, one of which is Yun. The mountain ghost rides a red leopard and is brought by the girl Luo by the lyrics..."
Yes, Lantai's eyes lit up!
Shanhai Kingdom is a country that believes in gods. Mountains are guarded by mountain gods and water is guarded by water gods. The people are happy to worship, but no one has seen these gods. The mountain god in people imagine should be a tough and angry uncle with a finger that is thick on the thigh of a mortal.
Therefore, every time I pass by the mountains, the people will adjust themselves to silent mode very obediently, for fear that the mountain god Shu Li will be unhappy and will give them some drought or floods.
Those who have received the canonization of the Emperor of Heaven can only be called "God". Although those who have not been canonized are also gods, they can be called "ghosts". Since the Emperor of Heaven prefers boys over girls and only grants men, the goddess has to exercise the duties of God under the title of "ghosts".
So, Lantai wants to be a fairy who makes her miss you?
Huo Lufu, the king of Shanhai Kingdom, had three princes, born on the same day of the same month and the same day.
The eldest son Qi Guang had already had a group of concubines, and even the weak second son had a wife. Only the third son Lantai had not yet married. Just as he was young, he walked around when he saw the young woman and ran faster when he saw the beauty.
Some people say that he is physically and mentally abnormal, but in fact he is just ambition and doesn't want to be bound by love early...
"Bang!"
Lantai, who was crawling on the ground, shook three times.
In the majestic and magnificent hall of Shanhai Kingdom, Huo Lufu, the king of Shanhai, wore a striking crown on his head, was so angry that he was so angry that he was glaring at him.
Huo Lufu was in his prime, and his heaven was full, and he had double pupils (two pupils per eye), and he was powerful without anger.
This is a natural emperor who has been regarded as a person who has been regarded as a natural emperor since ancient times. Huo Lufu is very proud of it. He has been a king for twenty years, and except for the lustful disease, he seems to have no major problems.
Since there were no chairs in the era of Zhulu, people were kneeling on the ground, and particularly rich and powerful people, such as the king, sat on the gorgeous soft mat of their characteristics.
At this moment, Shan Haiwang was so anxious that he jumped up: "Tell me, should this marriage be true?"
Lan Tai did not refuse or thank him. He just hunched his back and shivered, and couldn't get up after kneeling.
"A man is a real man with a open mind and a very honest and full of energy when speaking. What does it mean to kneel down and not speak!"
Lantai hesitated and looked embarrassed.
"The granddaughter of the Grand Marshal is well-educated and has a beautiful and beautiful country. He plays the piano well. Do you still think he is not worthy of you?!"
"Defense fathers and fathers are not so."
Although Shan Haiwang’s third son had the habit of stuttering when he was anxious, he was still very unhappy: “What do you stupid guy think? Tell me if you have something to say and say nothing, and let it go!”
Alas, this prince, I gave birth to a V5 body, but I couldn't kick out a fountain!
Beads of sweat as big as beans appeared on Lan Tai's forehead: "I, me, she, she, this..."
After listening for a long time, no word was useful, Shan Haiwang completely lost his patience: "Stop!"
This marriage is both a family matter and a state matter. Huo Lufu was a king and a father, so he did not need to seek the opinions of his sons and ministers. However, the Taiwei was in charge of military affairs, and the King of Shanhai relied heavily on it, and wanted to make the Taiwei loyal to him forever through marriage.
But if Lan Tai is reluctant and does not treat the granddaughter of the Taiwei, wouldn’t he cause disagreement between the monarch and the minister? The king and the minister will be in danger!
Alas, the prince is a coward, and he is afraid of being wronged by others.
Shan Haiwang waved her sleeves impatiently: "Go down first, let's make a long-term plan!"
"Thank you, Father!"
Lan Tai kowtowed in a hurry and fled from the hall with a "rolling and crawling". When he went down the steps, he staggered and fell down, grinning in pain and said that he could not get up.
In order not to laugh, the guards standing on both sides were almost suffocating their internal injuries.
Lan Tai clearly saw it, but he didn't care. With Xiao Aobai's support, he rubbed his buttocks and left "limped".
When he got home, the big berth came up and asked, "How is it, I guess right?"
"Sir, a wise plan!"
At this time, Holantai seemed to have changed, not as cowardly as in the hall just now. He was tall and handsome, with a majestic temperament between his eyebrows, and his voice was like a bell, and he no longer stuttered.
"Hahaha, even the golden marriage I gave me can be rejected, and the key is that I can escape unstoppable. It's really not an ordinary thick black!"
"Sir, it's good to say that there is no right or wrong between thick blackness, it depends entirely on how to use it. Using it to punish evil is good, using it to slaughter good is evil, and you can also use it to protect yourself and accumulate strength to find light!"
Good boy, he remembers me very clearly. I thought happily, but I couldn't praise my favorite disciples with great enthusiasm, for fear of spoiling him.
He glanced at Lantai, who was about to go to Yunrong Mountain after changing clothes, and then said, "The turtle has eaten the weight, right?"
"Students' hearts are like rocks."
Yi Feijiu smiled slightly, took out a small wine bag from her sleeve and drank it: "Then, chase it!"
Loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, and righteousness are all things that are taught to Lantai by alcohol. Those who violate etiquette and disrespect the orders are regarded as unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, and unrighteous. Those who are teachers should have stopped them in every way.
But this teacher who does not play according to common sense believes that following one's true "loyalty" and "righteousness" is the premise of not hurting others. Can you even betray your own heart, and can you still be loyal to the country?
Besides, this is because Yi Fei Jiutou once saw his student so persistent about a woman.
Let him chase him! Avoid making mistakes when he was young and regretting for life.
A few months passed in a flash, and Lantai searched for the lonely shadow stone ninety-nine times.
During this period, he encountered poisonous snakes and escaped by luck. He also encountered heavy rain, the roads were dangerous and rocks rolled down. Not only did he not think about giving up, but he became more and more courageous.
Deep in my heart, there seemed to be a voice saying firmly, "One end of my balance is the country, and the other end is this girl!"
The mother was humble and died early, and she acted extremely dull in front of her father. Holantai was not welcomed, but she was also a royal family and should marry a princess from another country, or at least a noble daughter.
Falling in love with gods is clearly a despise of etiquette and is despised by all people, so it is not advisable to make a statement.
In the blink of an eye, it was the 100th time that I climbed Yunrong Mountain.
Lan Tai originally wanted to do it himself, but Xiao Aobai insisted that he asked the young master for a divination. The good and bad luck are uncertain today, so he insisted on holding a short knife to protect him.
Chapter completed!