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163 Are you sure it's not donkey dung?

The king was bombed out and was about to meet Yifeijiu coming towards him. Yifeijiu looked "I understand".

"Ahem," Lantai quickly changed the topic, "Now the overall situation of my mountains and seas is basically stable. Should I help my husband pick up Cui Jin..."

Yifeijiu, who has never been delayed in speaking and doing things, turned red and waved his hands repeatedly: "Eight uses and eight uses, I have nothing to do with others."

Lan Tai smiled and said, "Oh, that's good. I heard that an official is chasing her tightly."

"Who is it? Your Majesty said it, I promise not to beat him to death!"

Sure enough, when Yi Feijiu heard this, his eyes suddenly widened, and he immediately had the urge to roll his arms and sleeves, completely forgetting that he was no longer the young man who was full of energy back then.

But after a moment he woke up and felt deeply ashamed of his overly intense reaction just now.

Lan Tai reached out and put his hand on the teacher's shoulder: "Sir, are you still seeing me? If you care about others, you will bring them to the palace. What's the shame? You are not messing around, but your open childhood sweetheart, unless the gentleman still has a grudge about her experience?"

"No, no, I am a bachelor, how can I be qualified to dislike others?"

"What are you waiting for? Mr. Tomorrow will pick you up in person."

Yifeijiu obviously lacked courage, and even Einstein's hair was not so striking: "Isn't it going to be tomorrow? Several countries are still waiting in the inn."

"Don't worry, they want to see me, can I just deal with it?" Lan Tai patted the teacher's shoulder and said like a person who has experienced it, "Young man, please relax."

Yi Fei gave him a blank look. If it weren't for the identity of the monarch and minister, he would have really wanted to give this kid a shock and make him look arrogant.

But then again, don’t I look like a young man who is going to meet his girlfriend now? When I think about meeting my lover, I’m so nervous!

"Wait, Your Majesty just said, is there an official who is pursuing Cui Jin?"

"Things are nothing, just provoking the enemy. Isn't it what you taught me best?"

When Yi Feijiu heard this, she rolled her eyes secretly. That's right, she has always been attracted to such a woman, and she shouldn't be so easy to change her mind. Besides, among the old men, I should be quite handsome and charming, right?

Several countries came to visit Guanshi, which started with the regime changes that occurred in Shanhai Kingdom.

This change surprised the other six countries. Some kings just learned that Huo Qi was such a despicable person. It turned out that he was not only not qualified to inherit the throne, but also did so many conscientious things to qualified heirs.

However, most of the kings of the six kings did not send anyone to congratulate or immediately expressed their condemnation because they were waiting and watching.

The situation in the world changed rapidly. The Shanhai Kingdom was the most powerful among the seven kingdoms, but during the reign of Huo Lufu and Huo Qiguang, the national strength declined a lot due to inaction or tyranny.

This is still secondary. The key is that it has made the people's hearts very unstable. The waves of peasant forces in Shanhai are trying to rise and overthrow the tyrants. Many countries are hoping that Shanhai country will perish themselves.

But now, the world of Holantai has suddenly become the world of Holantai. The new king is simple, without a harem, approachable, caring for the soldiers, calming the people and inspiring the army. The country of mountains and seas is like a giant dragon entrenched, and its development potential cannot be underestimated!

So countries rushed to send envoys to congratulate them with gifts, which naturally brought a variety of reasons for the congratulations, such as the monarch's health recently, some minor problems with the gifts, or the messenger's car encountered robbers on the road.

When it reached Lantai's ears, he smiled and said nothing, thinking that he would give me some gifts, so why are you so polite? Anyway, even your country belongs to me sooner or later.

Yi Feijiu finished talking about Cui Jin's affairs and wanted to say something serious: "Envoys from all countries came to see each other, but nothing else is, it's just the one from the Red Mansion Kingdom who came to see it, why is it wrong to see it?"

"Oh? Why is something wrong?"

"Like a woman."

Now, I looked at Lantai with a sympathy on his face, as if he had foreseen that his relationship with the queen would soon be worse.

In the era of Zhulu, all the messengers must be male, for cultural reasons, and for the sake of convenient journeys. In contemporary times, there are the courage and interest of dressing up as messengers...

"Spring farewell?"

"I'll help your Majesty solve this problem tomorrow," Yi Feijiu shrugged, "I can do nothing."

After Lantai became emperor, she sent someone to send a simple letter to her sister Chunci to report her safety, but she never replied. It seemed that she planned to reply to her as human flesh.

It's too late today, obviously not a good time to visit Chun Di, but if you don't see each other today, and envoys from all countries will be here tomorrow. If Chun Di is fake, it will damage the face of the Red Mansion? It also makes the Shanhai Kingdom unsanctified.

Besides, she is the sister she recognizes after all, so it is not appropriate to send someone else to see her.

Lantai thought about it, made a quick decision and rushed to the inn where Chunci stayed.

The moonlight was getting thick, and Chunci was not asleep yet, holding his cheeks by the window, staring blankly, with his little daughter looking at her face.

But she was wearing loose men's clothes and tied her hair in men's hairstyle. Anyway, she used to wearing men's clothes when she sneaked out to play.

Lantai's arrival surprised and surprised her, so her voice changed a little: "Brother Ye-in, why are you here?!"

"Look at my sister."

Lantai felt it was necessary to repeatedly emphasize the concept of "sister" so that she would not say anything inappropriate.

Chunci realized that his identity as a righteous brother was different now, so he made a gesture to salute: "Join Your Majesty."

"Okay, we brothers and sisters don't pay attention to this, so we can speak casually."

Chunci smiled sweetly: "It seems that I still don't put on makeup properly, and I was exposed by my righteous brother."

There was light in her eyes and light on her face.

Women will look energetic when they look at the man they like, and even their appearance will automatically increase by at least ten percentage points.

Lan Tai smiled: "Although you can be as masculine as you wear manly clothes, you still have something missing."

After hearing this, Chunci blushed to the base of his neck instantly, and he was worried that he would say something unbearable.

She is younger than Yu'er and makes friends from all over the world. She knows much more than Yu'er. She even knows the formula and usage of aphrodisiacs. But no matter how naughty she is, she is not particular, and she is still an unmarried girl.

Unexpectedly, Lantai pointed at his Adam's apple slowly.

I hated it and scared my aunt to death. Chunci then felt relieved. It turned out that he was thinking too much.

"I like to hear that Brother Yi has become the king. Chunci wants to come and see you, but there is no other reason to be honest, so I can only pretend to be a lord."

After all, in that era, a woman traveled a long distance to visit a man with a wife, which was unethical for whatever reason.

Lan Tai smiled: "You are really courageous. How do you plan to get away with me when you openly meet with various countries tomorrow?"

Chunci: "What's the matter? The reception of the envoy is nothing more than giving gifts and saying a few auspicious words of compliment. I've been by my father for so long, and I haven't eaten pork and watched the pig run away?"

"Haha, your father must be furious when he hears it."

"Haha, don't tell him," Chunci narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Besides, I really brought gifts to Shanhaiguo!"

As she said that, she turned around and opened the cabinet and held out an exquisite vermilion lacquer box in both hands.

"I'll show it to me now? Don't wait for tomorrow to be a surprise?"

Chunci nodded sincerely: "You can take a look first, so as not to be shocked by the emperor in the court tomorrow."

Originally, Lantai had no interest in the gifts given to each other by the countries, and it was usually nothing more than jade, agate, night pearl, etc. After she said this, she aroused her curiosity: "Then I'll take a look at it first."

Chunci smiled with his lips pursed, and Lantai felt that there was something wrong with her expression.

When I opened the wooden box, there was a wooden box inside, and after opening it, it was another wooden box, which was a bit interesting.

He glanced at Chunci, who looked at him with a little bad and encouragement.

There are five layers of boxes in total, and the innermost part is a layer of colorful brocade. Judging from the raised arc, it is finally time to have something.

After a while, Lan Tai looked at the black Buliuqiu with a little disgusting look like a little smell, and looked at it from all angles: "Is this the gift from your Red Mansion Kingdom? Are you sure this thing is not donkey manure?"

Chunci laughed so hard that his flowers were trembling: "A king of a country is too ignorant. How could this be donkey dung?!"

"So this?"

"It's obviously iron bite!"

It's still feces after all!

But what kind of animal is iron?

"Iron is a kind of monster with dark fur and shiny oily and shiny. It has four crescent-shaped hooves and is similar to a buffalo. This monster eats iron and drinks water. Its feces are a precious material. When forging weapons, put the red-hot iron into cold water soaked with iron feces, and the forged weapons can be extremely hard. But it is difficult to find iron now."

Lantai was half-believing and half-doubted, why did he always think that this girl was teasing her: "Then how did you find it?"

"Me, I have many places to travel around the world! I saw this piece of iron with my own eyes and then pull it after eating and drinking..."

"Okay OK, stop, stop."

Lantai couldn't bear to listen anymore. Regardless of whether it was true or not, I just thank you first. Alas, such a gift is unheard of, and it is best not to "sniff".

So far, Chunci has maintained his identity as a pampered girl with a reserved attitude and has not said anything beyond the boundaries, but her eyes almost never left his face.

Lantai was furious when she saw it and asked casually: "Have the scars on her legs faded?"

"No."

"No? Didn't I teach you how to dry Xuncao and grind it into powder and mix it with aloe juice?"

"I'm useless," she looked deep into his deep eyes. "Anyway, the scar doesn't hurt or itch, so stay there for a souvenir."
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