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132 We are all wooden people(1/2)

"Anyway, as the formula says..., you will become a wooden man at the beginning of countdown and you can't do any moves."

Chen Fan continued to explain the details of the game to others, "If anyone moves, he will lose."

Xia Linmeng raised her hand and said, "So, does breathing also count?"

"Of course this doesn't count..."

"But breathing can move, look," Xia Linmeng deliberately took a deep breath, and everyone nodded repeatedly, "This is indeed a move."

"Then I'll make a prerequisite, breathing is allowed."

"Then, what about blinking?" Hua Jianai joined in the fun.

"Can you breathe?" Xia Linmeng had a new idea.

"Don't pick on it, okay? There are so many questions to play a game!"

"But then I'm afraid that others will cheat and can't explain clearly, right?"

"So I'll be the referee! I'll decide who is moving."

Xia Linmeng sighed regretfully, "Then you don't play, Brother Fan... It would be boring if you don't play."

"That's it!" Hua Jianai had already thought of many ways to take revenge on the country bumpkin Afan in the game.

"Anyway...you play a few games first. If the rules are fine, it's not impossible for me to join again."

"Yeah! Then start quickly!"

"You guys follow me to read..."

"We are all wooden people, we are not allowed to speak or move, and there is another one that is not allowed to laugh——"

The essence of the Wood Man game lies in this [No laughter]. In some other versions, it becomes [No big white teeth exposed], but it is essentially the same - before becoming a Wood Man, everyone has to think of ways to make others laugh.

It's a very decompressive game.

Xia Linmeng and Hua Jianai obviously mastered this skill. The moment Chen Fan shouted that he would not laugh, one of them reached into Lu Yunshen's armpits and the other made a face at Bai Lili; Lu Yunshen could not dodge and was caught by Xia Linmeng, trying to hold back his laughter; Bai Lili looked calm and had no intention of laughing at all.

In this way, the situation is deadlocked...

Xia Linmeng had already touched Lu Yunshen's armpit, but due to the rules, she could not tick Lu Yunshen's itch. However, under the psychological effect, Lu Yunshen's itchy nature was causing her to keep rising the corners of her mouth;

Hua Jianai was a pool of stagnant water. Although Hua Jianai had already tried hard to pull her eyelids, Bai Lili remained unmoved. Her eyes were not on Ah Hua, but just stared at the front emptyly, and she was not attracted by Hua Jianai at all.

I'm just like that...not funny!

"Puff...hahahahaha!"

While Lu Yunshen tried hard to hold back his laughter, he wanted to focus on other places. As a result, she caught a glimpse of Hua Jianai's grimace, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"It's the senior sister who lost! If the senior sister loses, there will be punishment! What is the punishment for the wooden man?"

"Ah... punishment?" Chen Fan had no choice but to spread his hands, "I haven't thought about this yet..."

"Think about one, think about one now, Brother Fan!" Hua Jianai pounded, "You are the referee, you can punish the loser no matter how you want!"

Do you punish as much as you want...

Chen Fan thought for a few seconds before Lu Yunshen exploded on the other side and was breathless.

"I won't think of any perverted punishments, okay!"

The final punishment Chen Fan chose was to hit the palm of his hand, and gently hit Lu Yunshen's palm with the ruler used to draw the picture.

"What, at least it's the same level as me, what is the punishment for hitting the palm of your palm..."

Hua Jianai was quite dissatisfied with this, but Lu Yunshen's expression was quite strange.

"What's wrong... Does it hurt to hit you with Brother Fan?"

Faced with Xia Linmeng's concern and inquiry, Lu Yunshen shook his head, "It's because... I haven't been beaten by someone since I was a child."

Is this the world of academic masters?

Xia Linmeng and Hua were shocked when they saw love.

Only Bai Lili, who was beside her, tilted her head, and she had not been beaten so far.

She has almost never been punished.

After getting familiar with the gameplay, Lu Yunshen knew what to avoid.

You cannot be physically touched by humans, or you cannot see other people's faces.

If that's the case...

“…There is another one, no, no, smile!”

Lu Yunshen kept a distance from everyone during the preparation stage. When Chen Fan finished crying out the word "smiling", she got into the coffee table, raised her butt, and put her arms together to protect her armpits.

Isn’t this the ostrich mentality?

It is said that when an ostrich is at a loss when he encounters danger, he will bury his head in the sand, which is similar to stealing a bell with his ears. This is what others often call the ostrich mentality.

The actions Lu Yunshen is doing are very similar to the behavior of the ostrich mentality, but it seems that everyone has thought of this. Xia Linmeng sat on Lu Yunshen the moment Lu Yunshen was drilled into the coffee table, and Hua Jianai got under the coffee table together.

Bai Lili still stared blankly ahead, her eyes empty and unconscious.

"Puff...it's not possible..."

Lu Yunshen's upturned butt couldn't support Xia Linmeng for too long, and finally collapsed.

"It's really... Senior sister, you're a very rude behavior." Xia Linmeng looked at Lu Yunshen who was being punished and was yelled, "Senior sister, you can't help but perform me too heavily..."

"No... it's not because you are heavy, maybe it's because I'm not strong enough... I'm busy reviewing and preparing for the exam, and I'm lacking exercise recently." Lu Yunshen replied with a smile.

"No, senior sister, you have to exercise your waist strength well. It's better to find someone to help you train." Xia Linmeng smiled, "My waist strength is very good, because I have had special training with Brother Fan..."

Lu Yunshen immediately smoked, and Hua became irritated when she saw love.

"What! You actually secretly did a special waist training on your back! Brother Fan, why don't you teach me!"

"Can you shut up?"

Then everyone played a few more games of Wood Man. After getting familiar with the set of rules of Wood Man, Chen Fan was also invited to join the game.

...

I always feel that these two dead girls...

Chen Fan felt an inexplicable murderous aura, which was concentrated on Hua Jianai and Xia Linmeng.

It seems to be very resentful to me...

"We are all wooden people, we are not allowed to speak or move, and there is one thing that is not allowed--"

"Wait for Brother Fan!" Xia Linmeng raised objections, "If the referee also comes in to play the game, then who will punish him?"

"Then... the last person who doesn't laugh or not will punish him?" Chen Fan put forward a compromise opinion.

"Hmph...any punishment is fine."

Xia Linmeng is determined to win the championship.

First of all, we have to get Brother Fan out.

Hua Jianai and Xia Linmeng had already reached a consensus when they met their eyes.

The first thing is to kill Brother Fan and then kill each other.

"There is another one that's not...happy and laugh!"

Chen Fan turned around and hugged his head and held his autism at the first time. This was the safest way to win the game. However, Xia Linmeng and Hua Jianai were also sure of his autism at the same time. One of them hugged Chen Fan from behind, and the other pulled Chen Fan's ankle and put his hands on the soles of Chen Fan's feet (through the socks)

???Is this going to join the mom to fight the sail?

Chen Fan could feel that the person who hugged him from the touch of {·                                                      

Then the one scratching the soles of his feet should be Ah Hua...

Don't this girl feel heavy-mouthed? Although Chen Fan doesn't think she has odor, she can do it...

Chen Fan had calluses on the soles of his feet, so actually pressing against the soles of his feet would not cause any harm or feeling to him.

But this blow... is really deadly.

The earlobes are Chen Fan’s sensitive point, and as long as Xia Linmeng blows the air, she will shudder Chen Fan.

However, Xia Linmeng, this dead girl, has never been in a hurry to blow, what does this mean?

...

This girl is just taking advantage of me, right?!

Chen Fan couldn't help but think shamelessly.

"Hahaha...I can't do it anymore!"

The first one to exit the battlefield was Lu Yunshen.

However, the game is not over yet, and everyone doesn't know why Lu Yunshen laughs.

"Lily is so awesome...I didn't expect to use this trick."
To be continued...
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