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Chapter 164: Ancient Poets Are Rogues

Just when Li Qingyu saw Lu Wan on the bed, he felt that he was about to burn!

I saw Lu Wan'er kicking the quilt under the bed. What's so bad is that this woman actually had the habit of sleeping naked, and her whole body was naked, and her body as white as fat was presented to Li Qingyu!

What's even more terrible is that this woman doesn't know what good dream she is having. Although she has her eyes closed, the spring scenery at the corners of her eyes is more seductive than when she is open. She keeps laughing in her mouth, her butt is constantly twisting gently, and her slender legs are even more...!

Even a boar would probably pounce on him immediately when he saw this scene. Not to mention that Li Qingyu is a very normal man! And he is a bit bad man!

The guy swallowed hard, gritted his teeth and felt fierce in his heart: "I'm sorry, please do it for her good women and bad women, let's talk about it first! Just think it's her punishment for dare to bully me!"

Li Qingyu, who is a worm, has already thrown her poems and the distance behind her, just wanting to have a miserable life in front of her!

He was about to pounce on him, but Lu Wan'er probably felt cold, and the sound from the computer probably also disturbed her. She actually woke up by a traitor!

Just as she opened her eyes, she suddenly saw someone standing in front of her! She was so scared that she opened her mouth and was about to shout for help!

Li Qingyu was about to carry a gun and get on the horse. He fought with Lu Wan'er for 500 rounds. When he suddenly saw Lu Wan'er open his eyes, he was shocked!

If this woman recognizes herself, things may be in trouble!

Li Qingyu responded very quickly. Almost as soon as Lu Wan'er opened her eyes, he gently punched Lu Wan'er in the temple!

Lu Wan'er's eyes, which had just opened, suddenly turned upwards, revealing two rolled eyes, and fainted!

Li Qingyu was frightened by Lu Wan'er. His body was covered in evil fire and the sperm and insects on his brain actually retreated. When he looked at Lu Wan'er's body, he no longer felt the feeling of the blood boiling just now.

And he suddenly remembered something, he was not ready to have a condom!

"Damn it! No wonder Deng Yuqi's three bastards always say that I'm a beast, and I almost become a beast! I'm a strange man who is destined to be a love saint. How could a great husband be like a stallion, not even a female donkey?"

Li Qingyu cursed himself in his heart, sat back on the chair and continued to download.

About ten minutes later, he finally finished downloading everything, installed his phone, turned off the computer, and put the computer in its original position again, then turned around and left.

Before leaving, he looked at the quilt that was kicked to the ground by Lu Wan'er, and wanted to cover her, but in the end he still didn't.

"Grandma, letting her get a minor illness and suffer a little bit is considered a punishment for her!" Li Qingyu thought so, turned around and went out and left Lu Wan'er's bedroom.

Li Qingyu returned the same way and restored some of the alarm devices that he had closed before. Finally, he came to the yard and jumped over the wall and left.

Li Qingyu successfully left Shanglinyuan, rode on the little lamb, and returned to Jinjiao University's dormitory. It was less than two hours before he left Jinjiao University, and it was just one o'clock in the morning.

Deng Yuqi and the other two were still busy, and they all looked at him with surprise.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Is there any problem?" Li Qingyu asked in surprise.

Deng Yuqi looked at his watch and said, "Boss, it took you about 110 minutes to bring it back. From here to Shanglinyuan, no matter how fast you are, it will take forty-five minutes. It will take ninety minutes to go back and forth. Go downstairs, go upstairs, drive, and park. It will take about twenty minutes in total. You and Lu Wan'er will have the foreplay and the main drama. There are only ten minutes in total? Your speed is a bit fast. I am very worried about my sister-in-law's future sexual life!"

Li Qingyu didn't understand what he meant until he heard Deng Yuqi's last sentence. He couldn't help but go up and give him a thriller and smiled: "Why are you full of hooligan thoughts? You should read more poetry in your daily life, and poetry can make people noble!"

"Hehe, my point of view is exactly the opposite of yours. I think reading poetry will only make people more rogue! Look at history or modern and contemporary poets, which one is not a rogue?" Deng Yuqi laughed.

"Yes, I agree with this. Just say the awesome Mr. Dongpo. If you have nothing to do, the whole tree of pear blossoms will overwhelm the crabapple. Although the description is poetic, it cannot change the essence of his hooliganism! Also, it is said that the word "stripping the ashes" comes from him!" Liu Jiayi said.

"Also Li Bai, he has his wife, and he also found a mistress named Zhao Xianglu. Zhao Xianglu gave birth to a child named Zi Yan. Who is more rogue? Parking to do it - Ai Fenglinwan, writing the field is so beautiful, there is no one else. Also, Falling red is not a heartless thing, every bit of it is always related to love..." Xiaozhu laughed.

Li Qingyu suddenly became big and cursed with a smile: "My grass! I really convinced you beasts! From now on, don't talk to me about poetry!"

"Boss, you really don't have that with Lu Bitch, are you? Everyone is a man, so you have to be brave! We don't listen to the details, just listen to the outline of the story." Deng Yu said in a strange and tender manner.

"Code! A bunch of erotic embryos! You, a man, are full of golden spears, and are full of golden seeds. How could you give it to such a woman for free? I'm going to get something! Let's see what this is?" Li Qingyu slapped all the contracts he brought back on the table.

The three people immediately grabbed a contract and looked like they were.

Although the three guys were talking all day long and didn't have any regular appearances, none of them were fools! They immediately understood the tricks after seeing them.

"My grass! Boss, you are so awesome! This deer bitch must be hidden secretly, right? How did you find it?" Deng Yuqi immediately grinned and exclaimed.

"This is a powerful time bomb! As long as we hand over these to the tax department, Lu Wan'er may have to go in and get a lunch box!" Xiaozhu said with a look of surprise.

Liu Jiayi frowned slightly and said, "It seems inappropriate for us to report it directly, right? We can't explain the origin of this contract!"

"Then we will post it directly to the Internet! Build momentum on the Internet. As long as the noise we make is large enough, it will definitely attract the attention of the tax department, and they will inevitably intervene in the investigation at that time." Deng Yuqi said.

"You can't do this! The tax department will intervene too slowly, and building momentum on the Internet will also cost us too much energy. I'd better go to the tax department myself tomorrow." Li Qingyu said firmly.

"Then how do you explain the origin of the contract?" Liu Jiayi asked.

"Simply, I just want to say I picked it up from the street." Li Qingyu said in a daze.

"Ah?" All three of them were stunned.

This is a reason to fool a three-year-old child, but it can't fool people from the tax department!

Maybe the tax department will not ask the bottom line and investigate the origin of the contract, but the police will!

Lu Wan'er found that her home was stolen and might call the police. The police were worried about where to catch Lu Wan'er's home at night and the thief who stole the contract. Li Qingyu took the contract to report it. The police must have to arrest Li Qingyu first!

When Li Qingyu saw the expressions of the three of them, he knew what they were worried about. He reached out and banged the bangs on his forehead and smiled and said, "Don't worry, I've figured out how to do it. Everyone came over and listened to me and acted according to my plan..."
Chapter completed!
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