Vomiting and vomiting!

It seemed like he was overturning the rivers and the seas were over. Jun Buren hunched over and kept spitting out sour water, almost spitting out bile.

Yang Feng was beside him, patting his back while sighing hypocritically: Brother Jun, you are so impulsive, and you don’t ask what I have in the bottle and drink it. If I have some feces that need to be tested for the imperial physician, how many times do you have to rinse your mouth before you can rinse your mouth clean!”

What? Vomit!”

Jun Buren shook his body and looked at him with a look of surprise. Then he couldn't help but lean over and vomit, and he vomited much more fiercely than before.

Yang Feng raised his eyebrows, curled his lips with a wicked smile, and looked down at his embarrassed look.

When he finally vomited completely, Jun Buren's whole face turned completely dark, and he cursed at Yang Feng: Tornado, Yang Feng, from now on, you will be a fucking Tornado!"

Hey, Brother Jun, why are you scolding people?"

Looking at him innocently, Yang Feng shook his head with a smile and said, "You are the national teacher, you must always maintain your demeanor."

The national teacher is not bad, and the national teacher also has a temper. Who can still maintain your demeanor after drinking your hemorrhoid medicine? Can you?"

Of course I can't, but I haven't rushed to drink hemorrhoid medicine!"

He sighed and shook his head, Yang Feng said with regret: I spent a full three taels of silver on this hemorrhoid medicine to prescribe from the imperial doctor. I applied it three times a day. Within seven days, hemorrhoids can be removed. As a result, you drank it all in one breath, my three taels of silver."

Um...

His body trembled. When Jun Buren heard him say this, he couldn't help feeling vomiting again and said angrily: Don't tell me anything about external application... um... vomit!"

Jun Buren vomited again, Yang Feng laughed and shook his head.

After Jun Buren vomited the stomach acid in his stomach again, he stood up and looked at Yang Feng, but his eyes were so angry that he turned red.

Originally, he thought that Yang Feng would deal with him without any need to use poison, so he took the medicine without any doubt.

But who would have thought that this kid was not going to poison him, but to disgust him to death.

From now on, he probably won’t even have an appetite for eating. When he thought of this hemorrhoid medicine...

His face kept twitching. Jun Buren really had the urge to kill him now, but unfortunately he didn't have the ability, so he had to curse: Yang Feng, where did I offend you? You harmed me like this?"

Why did I harm you?"

If you don’t harm me, are you lying to me to take this hemorrhoid medicine?”

You are the one who takes hemorrhoid medicine. Did I not lie to you?"

You said that this hemorrhoid medicine is the holy medicine for healing, so I took it!" Jun Buren roared, his eyes red.

Yang Feng blinked his innocent big eyes and said lightly: I said I brought you a holy medicine for healing, but I didn't say it was this bottle? You thought this bottle was the holy medicine I gave you, and before you even asked me for verification, I drank it in a hurry. Is it also my fault?"

ah?

When Jun Buren heard this, he was stunned. After thinking about it, he shouted: If it weren't for this bottle of medicine, why would you put it on the table?"

I just waved it casually, can't it be?"

He shrugged slightly, and Yang Feng should have said: I just prescribed a bottle of hemorrhoid medicine from the imperial physician, and then came here to see you. Seeing that you have a table, I put my medicine bottle at your hand, don’t you let me go? After all, I am a guest, and I can’t put the things in my hand? It’s not a dirty thing, which pollutes your table. You don’t allow it. Is it still a way to treat guests?"

ah?

Suddenly, Jun Buren was stunned again, his lips twitched for a moment, and he didn't know how to refute it, silently.

Seeing him like this, Yang Feng immediately laughed and said: I just told you that it is one thing that I have brought you a healing medicine. Putting my hemorrhoid medicine on your table for the time being is another thing. Who made you confused? It also made me lose a few taels of money. Should you pay me a bottle?"

I'm going, are you still a human being? I lied to me to drink hemorrhoid medicine, but even asked me to pay for it?

Jun Buren was almost crying, then he took a deep breath and cursed: OK, Yang Feng, even if I was wrong just now, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, okay. But you just said that he brought me a healing medicine. If your holy medicine cannot bring me the injury to recover immediately, you are a turtle. A man is a real man, and you can agree with it?"

Jun Buren has completely fallen into Yang Feng's trap in this hemorrhoid medicine, and there is no reason to say, so Jun Buren stared at the sentence Yang Feng had brought him the holy medicine before.

It can be said that sentence is the key.

If Yang Feng had not praised his holy medicine so magically before, Jun Buren would not have drunk his hemorrhoid medicine so eagerly and fell for him.

After all, Jun Buren also wants to recover from his injury immediately, and the Black Soul Cult still has a lot of work to do.

It is because of his eagerness and Yang Feng's false propaganda just now that he fell into this trap.

That's right, in Jun Buren's heart, Yang Feng's holy medicine was a false propaganda that deceived him into the trap, and it must not be true. How could there be such a magical medicine in this world that instantly recover from the trauma?

Therefore, Jun Buren must make Yang Feng recognize himself as a turtle.

In this way, he didn't drink the hemorrhoid medicine in vain. When he saw Yang Feng, Yang Feng couldn't raise his head in front of him. A man who thought he was a turtle had no dignity to talk about.

But at this moment, the ice lotus in the center of the earth appeared.

A quarter of an hour later, Jun Buren shook his face and his injuries were completely healed, but he was not happy at all.

He felt that he was really fooled by Yang Feng, and that he was drunk in vain.

If he had chosen one of the hemorrhoid medicine and serious injuries throughout the body, he would rather use his arms to recover slowly than leave such a shameful history. He was teased by Yang Feng, whimper!

Jun Buren was crying inside, and Yang Feng shook his big butt in front of him with a proud look on his face, and laughed: Brother Jun, don’t forget to help me get to the imperial doctor and buy another three taels of silver medicine!”

roll!"

The corners of his mouth sagged, and Jun Buren felt aggrieved and wanted to die.

Yang Feng smiled evilly, shrugged his shoulders disregardly, and then patted Jun Buren's shoulder gently and said: Okay, don't be depressed, wouldn't I just drink my hemorrhoid medicine? This is a matter of heaven and earth, you know me, and there will be no third person to know, what are you afraid of? You won't be embarrassed. Of course, if you are willing to do me a favor, I will not talk big."

Help? What are you going to do?”

With a trembling brow, Jun Buren looked at him suspiciously, thinking to himself.

Could it be that he led me into the game this time, not only to tease me, but also wanted to use this threat to make me work for him?

But what does he want me to do? What is his purpose?
Chapter completed!