Chapter 7 The Disgusting Path of Immortal Cultivation
"This thing is neither gold nor jade, but it is heavy. I don't know what the benefits are."
When he returned to the mansion the next day, Zhu Ping'an locked up in the room and started to think about it.
He thought the old man with white beard was good and the things he gave should be the best, so he first studied the bracelet.
After thinking for a long time, there was nothing different except for the special material, so I had to put it aside.
"The Supreme Immortal Cultivation Jue"? Is this the legendary secret to immortal cultivation?"
Zhu Ping'an opened the thin booklet and secretly prayed that this secret book should not be a directory. There are thousands of detailed explanations for it next.
Fortunately, the accident did not happen.
"The Supreme Immortal Cultivation Jue" was left by a bearded man. His sect was called Taiwuzong, who mainly practiced martial arts. "The Supreme Immortal Cultivation Jue" was used by Taiwuzong to cleanse new disciples' marrow and bones and lay the foundation.
"The cold and cold things are quiet forever. The mind should be calm and the spirit is alone. The mind and spirit are united, and the energy should be followed. If there is no remnant, there will be no shock in everything. There will be no ignorance or anger, no desire or seek, no gain or abandonment, no things or self."
The beginning is a mantra. Zhu Ping'an read it for a long time and didn't understand what it meant, so he ignored it.
The second article is a method of breathing and breathing practice, and the words are simple.
"I'll try this."
Zhu Ping'an followed the method and began to breathe and practice Qi. That method worked very well. In just a quarter of an hour, Zhu Ping'an entered a state of forgetting both things and me.
More than an hour later, Zhu Ping'an gently exhaled a breath of turbid air and woke up from his cultivation state.
"It's done."
Zhu Ping'an thought that he was about to become an awesome existence like Beixuan Immortal Lord, and he was extremely excited.
"I'll let it go."
Zhu Ping'an pointed at the sword and poked at the screen in front of him.
The screen did not have a big hole in the air as I imagined.
Nothing happened.
"By the way, the practice of practicing is usually the physical body, and the energy must be released to a certain level. It seems that I am too impatient."
Zhu Ping'an turned his fingers into palms and slashed at the table legs.
"ah……"
With a scream, the table leg was fine, but Zhu Ping'an's palm almost broke.
"I'll go, what the hell is this "Secret Book"? Is it a fake immortal that I'm practicing?"
Zhu Ping'an endured the pain in his hand and checked his whole body, and found that he had no changes at all.
"What kind of god is still a pyramid scheme."
Useless bracelets, fake secrets for cultivating immortals, Zhu Ping'an has serious doubts about the identity of the old man Baibiao and others.
At this moment, a bright spot appeared in Zhu Ping'an's mind. The bright spot gradually grew bigger and turned into a ball of white light. Then it exploded with a bang, filling Zhu Ping'an's mind.
Zhu Ping'an felt something suddenly become more in his mind.
"Nine Heavens of Anecdotes?"
It turned out to be a book.
All these useless things were completely disappointed with the three of them.
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"Young Master, are you shitting in the bed?"
The next morning, Lai Fu went to the room to serve Zhu Ping'an and got up. As soon as he opened the door, he screamed and almost vomited. A foul stinking came from the bed. Lai Fu hurriedly covered his nose and retreated outside the door.
After working on it for most of the day yesterday, the three guys kept things that nothing worked. In addition to disappointment, Zhu Ping'an fell asleep in a deep sleep.
Lai Fu screamed and woke Zhu Ping'an up.
"I'll go, am I falling into the pit?"
Zhu Ping'an was so stinky that he couldn't recover, and almost became the first person in history to be stinky to death by himself.
He quickly lifted the quilt and saw that the quilt was covered with black dirt, like a pit of mud. Fallen stinking came out, and Zhu Ping'an was disgusted with a mouthful of sour water, and he jumped up from the bed like a spring, regardless of his naked body.
"Laifu, hurry up, hurry up, get water for the young master to clean myself."
Zhu Ping'an shouted.
Lai Fu had already run to the yard and called on the maids to fetch water for the young master.
Several maids rushed over with buckets, and Zhu Ping'an remembered that he was not wearing any clothes and hurriedly wrapped himself in a quilt.
"Huh..., why is the young master so smelly?"
When they walked to the door, the maids hurriedly covered their noses with disgust on their faces.
"It's over, it's over, the glorious image of this marquis has been completely destroyed."
Zhu Ping'an jumped into the big wooden barrel for bathing in the room, and the bucket of water suddenly turned black.
"Lai Fu, change the water..."
The maids in the yard were running around constantly with buckets in one hand and covered their noses in the other.
After a few trips back and forth, even Aunt Hua in the entire mansion knew that the young master fell into the pit last night.
After struggling for seven or eight times, Zhu Ping'an used several boxes of fragrant powder privately hidden by the eldest maid Lily, so that he could not smell the stench on his body.
"This is too smelly. I have to ask the master to process the money for me." Aunt Hua muttered. She used cotton cloth to tightly surround her mouth and nose for several layers before she dared to enter the room to get Zhu Ping'an's bedding and mattress.
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"What the hell is going on? Is it because of the cultivation of immortality?"
The smell in the room was still difficult to eliminate. Zhu Ping'an sat in the newly moved room before calming down to think about this matter.
It is obviously related to the fact that the immortal cultivation novels Zhu Ping'an reads are all full of strange phenomena such as the appearance of strange phenomena such as the radiance of the room and the floating fragrance. This is also considered strange phenomena, but it is really disgusting.
In fact, Zhu Ping'an guessed it well.
The place where Zhu Ping'an traveled through was the northern region of a different continent. The Taisho Dynasty was located in the northwest corner of the northern region, on the edge of the entire continent. Since thousands of years, the spiritual energy here has gradually dried up, and the originally prosperous cultivation civilization has gradually declined. Therefore, the three people including the White-bearded Old Man and others have been searching here for three hundred years, but they have not found a spiritual root suitable for cultivating immortals.
The spiritual roots are actually a group of veins in the human body. The spiritual energy is exhausted, and the spiritual roots of people in the Northern Region are gradually withering, and the veins are hardened, passing on from generation to generation, but there are no more people suitable for cultivating immortals.
Zhu Ping'an is different. He comes from another world and the veins in his body are intact. So when the old man with white beard sees Zhu Ping'an, he knows at a glance that he has spiritual roots.
However, the air pollution in the previous life was too serious, causing these veins to be blocked.
Yesterday, Zhu Ping'an practiced breathing and exhaling according to the "Taishang Immortal Cultivation Jue", and a stream of true energy had long formed in his body. Although the true energy was only a pitiful, it was neither born nor destroyed. According to the guidance of the Immortal Cultivation Jue, it was circulated in the veins in Zhu Ping'an's body.
One advantage of this "Taishang Immortal Cultivation Lesson" is that it does not require deliberate practice, and it can automatically operate even in dreams. However, the Immortal Cultivation Lesson can only be used as an introductory purpose. If you reach a certain level, it will not work.
The foul stinking thing on Zhu Ping'an's body was the culmination of immortal cultivation and forced out the impurities in the veins. However, this night only forced out two or three out of ten.
However, from this point on, Zhu Ping'an embarked on the road to cultivating immortals.
If he could look inward, he would find that there were more than a hundred faint small light spots in his body, and there was a thin line between the light spots, which were connected back and forth, forming a complete set of veins.
Of course, Zhu Ping'an himself didn't know about these things.
In the following days, in the morning of the Duke's Mansion, there would be a scream, "Young Master is shitting on the bed again..."
Chapter completed!