Chapter 236 Falling under the table
Chapter 235 Falling under the table
Zhengtian felt that the magic power was extremely strong. While urging the method of using power to transform the magic power into demonic energy, the demonic energy in the body was allowed to practice martial arts according to the operation path of the Han and Tang martial arts.
Zhengtian felt that the effect was extraordinary, and he wanted to laugh, which was a rare joy.
"Brother Xiaotian is talking!" Xing'er's little witch cried, "By tasting, deducing, and judging, these wines are brewed from ten kinds of magic grains, but the taste is a bit bad, and they are only suitable for men and adults to drink, not for children!"
"I want to transform the wine and open several varieties and series, including various flavors suitable for the majority of people, and even pregnant women, who can drink satisfactory wine!"
"Don't stare at me, I'm not drunk!" Xing'er's little witch looked at a group of tribe members who stared at her, disagreed and stopped bragging loudly. She changed her mind and began to threaten, "I'm here to agree that anyone stares at me again? When I really take good wine, I won't have your share. You are not allowed to drink! Others drink, you have to watch, but you can't drink!"
Sure enough, when the little witch opened her mouth and threatened, the tribesmen all smiled bitterly. Everyone knew that this little brat was against the will of heaven and was really worried that she would open the wine that day. She couldn't drink because she looked at her and smiled a few times. It would be a tragedy then!
"By the way, that's it! If you have something to do, smile and live a beautiful life!" Xing'er's little witch showed off.
"Oh, third uncle, you don't look good at all, it's not much worse than crying! By the way, like me, hehe, haha, hehe, hehe!" Xing'er's little witch was happy and drunk.
A group of adults and children, like watching a performance, gnawing on the flesh of a monster, looking at the little witch with her tongue and telling jokes.
"Xiaotian, Xing'er is drunk!" Xue'er's witch said worriedly.
"Xiaotian, let's carry Xing'er over!" Mei'er's witch suggested, "If you bring her over, she will definitely not make trouble."
Zhengtian smiled, "Xing'er will make a fuss, everyone will be happy, she will come by herself in a while!"
The witch Xueer and the witch Meier's mouth twitched, "Everyone is happy? Xinger, won't you suffer a loss?"
Zhengtian gave the two witches a blank look, "Have you ever drunk?"
"No!" The two witches were surprised.
"You don't know: when you get drunk, your brain is more active, smarter, and your thinking is more agile, but your expression cannot keep up. So according to Xing'er's way, will she let herself suffer?"
Zhengtian continued, "Others are looking at her foolishness, and she is also looking at everyone's foolishness and everyone's acceptance bottom line!"
The Witch Xueer and the Witch Meier were surprised, "Why are you drunk and have these specialties?"
"If you don't believe me, wait. After a while, Xing'er can run into my arms with a high sound, and no one will feel that it is wrong." Zhengtian said with a wry smile.
The witch Xueer and the witch Meier opened their eyes and looked at Zhengtian. They thought this handsome guy was too evil. No wonder he could attract himself and wanted to be with him at all costs.
The little witch Xing'er stood on the chair, holding the table, watching the pig's head that Liu Aunt gave her, watching Zhengtian eating elephant head, and the fifth and sixth aunts eating sheep's head, and she was very happy inside. Brothers and aunts were all helping her, thinking about her!
The little witch Xing'er simply stood on the chair, hugged the pig's head one meter thick with both hands, swallowed the pig's brain and bone marrow, and at the same time used strength to transform qi to practice the technique she knew the formula. The little witch Xing'er was shaking and looked very strange. Her little hands held the pig's head twice as big as her, and her head was stuffed into the skull cavity of the pig's head.
"Xing'er, be careful!" Xing'er's mother was a little anxious and worried about her baby daughter.
"It's okay, our baby daughter is very powerful!" Xing'er's father Fu Hongsheng said with a big tongue. He was not good at drinking and was already high.
"Oh, like a father, like a daughter!" Xing'er's mother said depressedly.
The little witch Xing'er is very experienced in knocking bones and sucking marrow, but it took a while to kill the big pig's head, and there was no trace of bone marrow left.
The little witch Xing'er shook her body, which had not yet grown, threw the pig's head on the ground with trembling, spoke again, and before he could speak, he burped first, "Hi, tell you, burp, a secret, burp, the secret is, I'm really drunk, drunk, I want to sleep..."
"Puu!" With a sound, the little witch Xing'er fell directly under the table before she finished speaking.
The adults immediately stood up, pulled open the chair, and prepared to rescue the little witch, but when they got their heads under the table, there was no one under the table, and they saw a big pig's head. Then, they looked at each other, puzzled.
"Xing'er, where are you going?" Xing'er's mother shouted anxiously.
Zhengtian smiled bitterly, the little witch Xing'er crawled under the table, climbed up along his thighs, lay in his arms, sleeping comfortably with his eyes closed, and snoring. "Sister-in-law, Xing'er, in the arms of Xiaotian's brother!" The witch Mei'er smiled bitterly.
"My benefactor, I'm sorry for you again!" Xing'er's mother was full of apology. This little girl has liked to sleep with Zhengtian these days.
"It's okay, sister-in-law!" Zhengtian was speechless. Xing'er was like an octopus, holding him tightly. It was very difficult to put her down.
Xing'er's mother was a little embarrassed. She felt a strange feeling. Zhengtian seemed to be calling her mother-in-law sister-in-law.
Xing'er's mother still knows her daughter's little plan, which is to marry Zhengtian when she grows up.
Although the two sisters-in-law really like Zhengtian, judging from their daughter's happiness, the sister-in-law always has no daughter and is even more close!
Zhengtian doesn’t like talking to Xing'er’s mother. He always feels that Xing'er’s mother looks at him like a mother-in-law watching her son-in-law. The more she watches, the more interesting it becomes.
He didn't want to play tricks everywhere, and always wanted to learn good skills, leave this world, and return to the 6th day of the Han and Tang Dynasties. After all, he was also a man who dreamed of getting married.
Of course, before leaving, I will take care of the rulers of this world and make them lose the ability to invade the Han and Tang 6. That is the best.
Xing'er's mother returned to her seat depressed and bored. She looked at her husband who was asleep on the table, and was speechless. She looked at the other table, her two young sons were still eating and drinking, full of relief, so she simply sat on the other table and sat next to her two sons.
Xing'er's mother knew that her two sons were extremely outstanding, but she had a sister who was against the will of heaven, covering up the light they deserved!
"Fortunately, they have a good relationship with each other!!!"
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Chapter completed!