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Chapter 26: Meet Again

26       Meet again

Lu Tianxiao touched the man with shorts and felt a little shadow in his heart. At this time, looking at the man with shorts, he didn't have time to think too much, so he felt a sense of air conditioning on his back, so he had to turn around and defend, so he didn't take out the white rainbow. This time, he turned around and saw that there was nothing strange behind him, and he turned his head again. Seeing that the man with shorts had a successful smile on his face, tens of thousands of grass horses ran by in his heart.

Lu Tianxiao said, "Brother, is this interesting? I'll just give you a takeaway. Would you please treat me like this?"

The man in the shorts said, "Brother, don't be angry, I'm afraid you won't sweat enough. Look, I'll give you a few more photos of Grandpa Mao."

Lu Tianxiao wanted to leave, but when he looked at Grandpa Mao who was smiling, he still held the door frame and started taking off his shoes. He thought to himself: Why do anyone have such a hobby? He doesn't want to smell his stinky feet.

After seeing Lu Tianxiao, the man in the shorts took off his socks, he then stared at Lu Tianxiao's crotch.

Lu Tianxiao instinctively covered his hand and asked, "What do you want to do?"

The man with shorts licked his lips and kept taking out a stack of Grandpa Mao from somewhere and said: I'll help you, I'll give you all the money."

"I won't sell myself." Lu Tianxiao trembled when he heard what he said, feeling that he was not so scared when he saw a ghost.

"You're thinking too much. I want to buy your underwear."

"I'll take you in front of you?" Lu Tianxiao forced himself to do so, but he had reached the critical point of his own explosion.

"Brother, you go to the bathroom and lock the door. Come out and leave the underwear to me. It's OK. I swear, I won't peek at you, let alone do anything else."

Lu Tian smiled and said, "Then don't bother me again, and you are not allowed to order food."

"Yes, yes. It's true that there are some special circumstances today. I will never call you again in the future."

Lu Tianxiao took the money and walked into the house. He used to just glance at the door a few times before, but when he entered, he found that the room was really good. The man with shorts pointed out the toilet again. Lu Tianxiao turned in as he pointed out, and found a real-person-sized stone statue on the sofa in the living room, which was lifelike. Especially the eyes seemed to be staring at him, which made him feel a little furious. So he hurried into the bathroom, locked the door, and bumped it again, and found that it was really not that easy to see. Is there a surveillance video? I checked around again, but nothing was discovered. Then, he hurriedly took off his underwear, held it in his hand, and walked out.

The man with shorts was still waiting at the door. It seemed that he was also the one who kept his word. He stared at Lu Tianxiao's underwear, his eyes were full of greed, like a hungry dog. When he saw the bones, he wanted to pounce on him immediately. Lu Tianxiao gave him his underwear, and hurriedly threw it out of the corridor to breathe fresh air.

The man in the underwear closed the door, walked to the living room with his underwear, and sat next to the stone statue on the sofa.

The statue blinked and started moving.

The man in the underpants said: "It seems that's right, there is indeed his body hair in this underpants."

The stone statue said: "This is the 48th body hair that should have been collected."

The man in shorts said, "Yes, it's only one less than 7,700 forty-nine."

The stone statue said: "When these forty-nine body hairs are collected and casting spells, it should be able to cure my petrochemical disease."

"That old Taoist priest said. I think it should be possible."

"I tried so many methods before, but none of them worked."

"This time it's different. The Taoist priest said that he wanted to suck the pure yang energy of these forty-nine men and use them to reopen you to get petrified. You should know that if this spell is 10% true, those forty-nine men will be like dead trees. Such a powerful spell should have effect."

"It's just that I'm sorry for those forty-nine fools."

"Haha, who made them greedy for money? How much money is worth a lot of money for a broken misfortune?"

"That's what you acted well, and everyone feels like you're a fetish."

"I'm just a fetish." After the man in the shorts said, he picked up the foot of the stone statue, which made him laugh.

Lu Tianxiao came out of that community and delivered some takeout. The last one was back to that school. It was a double meal. I didn’t know what kind of couple was ordering. While dialing the phone, he was thinking about it.

"Heavenly, you're here. Wait a minute, I'll get off now." said on the other end of the phone.

"Okay, no hurry." Lu Tian smiled and said politely, and he was upset. Who is this person? Do you know him well? But his voice seemed to have heard it.

After a while, I saw someone walking down at the entrance of the building, heading towards Lu Tianxiao's takeaway electric motorcycle and walked over.

Lu Tianxiao looked carefully and couldn't help laughing. It turned out to be Luo Ping, who met the last campus bullying incident. In a blink of an eye, Luo Ping came close.

Lu Tianxiao handed him the takeaway and said, "Who do you like to have a meal with a couple?"

Luo Ping also smiled and said, "With you."

"What a joke."

"Look, really, I've been thinking about seeing you for a long time, and I'll have a chat while eating."

"I still have to deliver takeout. How can I have time?"

"You can just pull it down. It's time to go, and takeout is delivered. Besides, there is really takeout, someone called you. Don't you think your reputation is now so you don't care about me, a commoner."

Lu Tianxiao looked at the time and found that it was indeed time to order, so he would accompany him to have something to chat for a while: "You have successfully aroused my interest. Why did I become famous? You have to explain it clearly."

"That's right, let's go."

The two of them went to the cafeteria with their arms around each other, picked up a table, sat face to face, and started eating takeaway.

"You are so stingy, so order a takeaway to treat me to dinner." Lu Tian joked.

"I'm just a school teacher, and I don't have much money. I'm not very good at giving me a lot of affection."

"Okay, okay, I can't tell you."

"Tell you the serious business, do you know that you are very famous now?" After saying that, he picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

"I don't know, you really want to talk to me about this." Lu Tianxiao spit out a chicken bone, still frowning.

"The circle of demon subduing is not big. It is said that a new star has emerged recently, a chef-sected water ghost, chased souls, fought against the five ghosts, resisted the charm girl, and saved the spirit child. It was a glorious moment." Luo Pingba took a mouthful of rice.

When Lu Tianxiao heard this, he said a few things about him, but it was a bit exaggerated. Most of the time he was always passively beaten, but he just survived by luck. He said, "This is too exaggerated. It's good that I wasn't killed. No matter how bad I was, I was injured."

"A more legendary saying is that this person does not use magic, but only uses this kitchen knife to conquer the world, and that kitchen knife has obtained Bai Hong's true teachings."

After hearing this, Lu Tianxiao spit out a chicken bone and said, "This is even more blind, and it's the true teaching of Bai Hong. I just cut some tofu, let alone that magic, it's not that I don't want to use it, it's because I can't use it."

Luo Ping said: "When you are a chef, how could you not learn magic? It doesn't seem like you can't learn it. Why doesn't your master teach you?"

"Of course my master taught me, but I got a problem. My meridians were completely destroyed and I couldn't learn magic."

"It's so serious, then why are you stuck in the demon subduing circle in the future?"

"It's all nonsense. Now that self-protection is a problem, I can only escape if I encounter someone who knows magic. I have said so much, if you are from the demon subduing circle."

"I'm just a middle school teacher, I don't have any sects and teachers, so I'll just be dispersed."

"Then are you so well-informed?"

"This circle is really not big. Let's put it this way, now this circle is basically a stagnant pool. After years of disputes, all forces have reached a tacit understanding, and there will basically be no conflicts."

"Isn't this good?" Lu Tianxiao finally finished gnawing the chicken wings and picked up the green vegetables.

"As far as the circle itself is concerned, this circle of demon subduing loses vitality and is gradually dying. From the perspective of the general environment, ordinary people and people from the supernatural world coexist and have nothing to do, ordinary people will lose awe and do many things lawlessly. For example, things like killing each other often happen. Didn't you see that campus bullying a few days ago? There is also the wealthy family who use infant magic to prosper their lives."

"A wealthy family, hum, it's really intrigue inside, it's very dirty."

"At this point, I have to remind you that last time, you helped Mr. Hua, you offended the woman who married into a wealthy family. Her family is very revenge and will probably cause trouble for you." Luo Ping also began to chew chicken wings.

"What's her mother's family's name?"

"The surname is Su, Xingcheng Sumen."

"It seems that I'll be careful, but, obviously, my enemy is Washington, so why bother to find the bad luck of me, a little character?"

"Bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, it has been like this since ancient times." Luo Ping also spit out a chicken bone.

Lu Tian smiled and put down his chopsticks and said, "I've caused a lot of trouble." He sighed.

"I feel really sad to see you, who is so young and promising, get angry in this circle. Just like I said, you should build a world of harmony in the world."

"Oh, remember you said last time that the kind of world similar to an ant." Lu Tianxiao responded.

"Yes, after Xingcheng, everyone will perform their own duties and have no unfair thoughts. They will work and defend what should be defending. Without the class, no one will be bullied or angry."

"Isn't there another queen? Everyone is serving him." Lu Tianxiao asked.

"Just choose the best person, only he can reproduce genes, and the others are females, and they are responsible for providing eggs."

"This is too much. Don't the thousands of worker ants go to the meaning of existence."

"Their meaning is to maintain the daily eating and drinking of ants."

"I can't say that your concept is not good, but it seems that the possibility has been lost. I think Xingcheng should have many possibilities."

Actually, thinking about it, it is also very stressful to have to write every day.

However, sometimes, the plots and characters you write can be happy to write for yourself. I think it is well written, so I feel accomplished.

Of course, I hope that these sense of accomplishment can be transformed into white and colorful money as soon as possible. The comfortable chair I want, when will you come?
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