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1353: This joke is enough for me to laugh for a year

"Are you angry with me?" His voice was low, with a little coaxing.

""

"Speak, don't just look at me."

""

Maurenlang just looked at him like this, without saying a word.

To be honest, seeing him in front of him, I was indeed a little strange and even happy in my heart.

Fei Jianian glanced at the bodyguards next to him, "You guys go down first."

Several bodyguards looked at each other and did not dare to get off the car without waiting for their lady's instructions.

But after waiting for a while, the lady didn't speak. What should they do?

This tests their IQ too much!

In the end, they got out of the car silently and closed the car door.

Fei Jia raised the woman's jaw with her long finger, "Are you still angry with me?"

Maurenlang waved his hand away, shifted his direction, and still said nothing.

"I really have something to do, so I missed the appointment. I knew I wanted your phone number last night, sorry."

""

He got up and sat beside her, looking at her drooping eyelashes, long and curved, "Don't speak? OK. I'll tell you a joke?"

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"After a while, if you smile, forgive me, huh?"

""

"A murderer was arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment. Because the labor work was very tiring every day, he always wanted to escape. However, the school grounds of the labor service were very strict and he could not escape. Finally one day, he found a dog hole that was not sealed to escape. However, there was an extremely ferocious big black wolf dog guarding the dog hole. Every time he approached, the big black wolf dog would bark wildly, attracting the attention of the guards."

Maurenlang turned his face away, but he still didn't look at him. What a joke, it was so boring. He didn't reach the point after talking for so long!

"In order to gain the trust of this black dog and to escape smoothly, the prisoner secretly left half of the food he distributed every day and fed it to the dog. Finally, more than half a month later, he became familiar with the dog, and the dog would not bark again when he saw him."

Speaking of this, Fei Jianian curled his lips lightly and was a little joking, "Take a night of dark and windy, this prisoner gave the black dog to the sun."

Maurenlang: “….”

She really laughed and couldn't help but say, "What a joke, it's so pitiful!"

"You laughed and spoke, that's not annoyed at me?"

"Hmph, don't think that a joke can calm my anger all night!"

Fei Jianian pondered for a moment, "What do you want?"

""Where did she know what to do!

After waiting for a while, he smiled faintly, "You don't tell me how to punish me or speak, so naturally I think you're forgiven me."

"I didn't forgive you!" Maurelang raised his head, looked at him a little angry, and looked at him a little angry.

Fei Jianian took off his black coat from outside and said, "You stand up."

"what?"

“Stand up.”

"I don't."

Fei Jianian was too lazy to talk nonsense to her anymore, so she wrapped her coat around her legs, picked her up directly, and walked down the car

"What are you doing?! Put me down!"

""

"Let me down!"

Fei Jianian kicked open the car door and got out of the car with long legs.

When a few bodyguards saw it, they were about to pounce on them.

He held the woman in his arms, and was at ease, facing several people with his legs.

While spinning, Maurelang screamed in fear, "Let me down!"

"Don't worry, I won't kill you."

""

Several bodyguards lay on the ground.

Fei Jianian carried the woman into the co-pilot of his sports car. He jumped into the car and started the engine neatly, "Tell you, tell me not to wear a skirt."

"Do you care about me? Also, where are you taking me?"

He glanced at her indifferently, "Take you to a wilderness, rape you first and then kill you."
Chapter completed!
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