Thorns-

The curtains in the bedroom were pulled open, and the warm sunlight instantly illuminated the bedroom and spread on the floor.

"Yan Yan gets up, the sun is shining on her butt!"

Xiang Yu walked out of the bathroom, wiped the water from his head, and came over in a pair of underwear to pull Song Yanbai's quilt.

"Um--"

Song Yanbai stretched his waist and rubbed his head against the soft pillow. He couldn't bear to open his eyes, "What time is it?"

"It's half past nine."

"Will it be only seven o'clock? Are you lying to someone?"

Song Yanbai hummed, turned over and continued to sleep. Since the natural warmer of Xiang Yu, Song Yanbai felt that his resistance to warm beds was getting lower and lower, and he became more and more proficient in staying in bed.

"It's still that time. I've been back after running twenty kilometers..."

Xiang Yu put a towel on his shoulder and reached out to carry Song Yanbai out of the quilt. He patted her back gently like coaxing a child, and said with a very patient tone, "Get up and wash your face and brush your teeth. I'll cook noodles for you. After eating, we go to the supermarket to buy the dishes you want."

The only thing that can defeat the bed is probably delicious food.

Song Yanbai's stomach rumbling, she leaned against Xiang Yu's shoulder with her face, and her hands loosely buckled against Xiang Yu's waist, closed her eyes and said, "Can you add eggs? The one that is fried tenderly."

"Add two!"

Xiang Yu's hand gently pinched Song Yanbai's waist, making Song Yanbai laugh, and most of the sleepy ones woke up.

"Hurry up, I'll go cook noodles."

Xiang Yu said, lowered his head and gnawed Song Yanbai's collarbone, and stood up and went to the kitchen as a reward.

Song Yanbai washed up and walked to the kitchen and saw Xiang Yu, who was wearing only a pair of underwear, frying eggs. He looked so sexy...

"I said, can you put on your clothes? You're like an exposure-"

A wolf raised his head, blinked at Song Yanbai, and spoke stinkyly, "How about it, have you been handsome?"

Song Yanbai almost sprayed a mouthful of lemonade from his mouth. Sure enough, this kid's face was not as thick as that.

"Well, it's so handsome. If you don't wear anything, you will definitely be more handsome..." Song Yanbai said as he leaned over, picked up the chopping board and cut it into pieces.

Xiang Yu was upset, and the yellow egg lay down peacefully on the plate. He turned around, held the plate with one hand and put the top of his underwear with the other hand, and spoke with a smirk.

"Since Yan Yan said so, then I'll be more handsome..."

Looking at Xiang Yu's expression, Song Yanbai immediately realized what this guy wanted to do. He felt his scalp numb, so he quickly grabbed Xiang Yu's hand that was about to take off his underwear.

"no!"

"What's wrong with Yan Yan? You said it's more handsome if you don't wear it-" A wolf acted coquettishly.

"Don't go into heat early in the morning!"

Song Yanbai patted Xiang Yu's stomach with his backhand, snatched the plate in his hand, sat at the table to eat noodles, and tried not to see Xiang Yu who was only wearing a pair of underwear.

A man with a good figure is really a crime!

On the way back from the gym, Xiang Yu bought a pancake and gave it away. Now he was sitting opposite Song Yanbai, staring at Song Yanbai with his chin on his face, looking like a man-like look.

"Yan Yan, is it delicious?"

Song Yanbai nodded, Xiang Yu's craftsmanship has never been doubted.

"Will I give you food from now on?"

Song Yanbai was busy eating noodles and nodding.

A wolf's eyes deepened and continued, "Can you eat it in a while?"

"Um?"

Song Yanbai didn't react at once. He thought about not eating it just now, but why did he eat it again after a while? He looked up and saw Xiang Yu's smirk, and immediately got the essence of it.

"Ahemhem—"

Xiang Yu's face overlapped with some shameful scenes. Song Yanbai's old face turned red, and he choked his face, coughing so hard that tears came out.

Looking at Song Yanbai's blushing look, a wolf smiled even happier. He reached out and handed over a piece of paper, and patted Song Yanbai's back thoughtfully, "Don't be excited, don't be excited, eat this first, and eat that night..."

Very good, Song Yanbai coughed even harder.

Song Yanbai finally recovered, slapped a wolf's claws, and glared at him, "What strange joke can you think of this strange joke!"

"There are quite a lot, don't you know?"

"Um?"

Seeing Song Yanbai looking diligent and ask questions, Xiang Yu was also happy to share "knowledge"—

"For example, are you free this Sunday? I'll meet again and fall in love over time. Let's talk about how much is a bowl of dumplings, and why Chang'e flies to the moon..."

"etc?"

Song Yanbai waved his hand, interrupted Xiang Yu's "teaching", and asked without shame, "I can understand the rest, but what is the reason why Chang'e fled to the moon?"

"Because Houyi shot the sun."

"ah?!"

"Houyi shot nine suns, Chang'e's body couldn't stand it..."

"puff--"

Song Yanbai really sneered this time. Sure enough, the world of their predecessors was too mad and elderly people like him could not keep up.

However, Jiang is still old and Song Yanbai is not a shy girl who is just a pornographic joke. Looking at Xiang Yu's smug look, he can fight back.

"Oh, so many pornographic jokes with connotation, do you want to keep them to flirt with girls?"

"If you don't flirt, I'll only give you food."

A certain wolf is serious.

"Ahemhem—"

Song Yanbai was defeated in an instant and dared not talk anymore. If he was thicker than his face, he was really no match for this guy.

This book was first published by Xiaoxiang Academy, please do not reprint it!
Chapter completed!