Chapter 6 Civil and Military Judges
"Accidental injury! Absolutely injured!" Ma Ming wiped his cold sweat.
"Accidentally hurt? It hurts your grandma! There are still people here who dare to attack you, so who are you scaring? I think you deserve a beating again!" Niu Tou recovered from the pain, rolled up his arms and sleeves and wanted to beat him.
"Don't interfere~ Fourth brother! I just caught him because of this kid's crime. He also used you as a shield. I want to beat him!" Ma Ming pointed at Xiao Youran, who was watching the fun with a frustration.
"He? What did he do..." Niu Tou looked at Xiao Youran in surprise, and suddenly felt the alcohol rushing up again. His mind, who had just woken up for a moment, became drowsy again.
Ma Ming talked about what had just happened, but he didn't mention anything about the bickering with Xiao Youran. Niu Tou felt a little strange when he heard it. Xiao Youran was full of mystery and could no longer be judged according to common sense. The two of them had been judging for a long time but couldn't figure it out. In the end, Niu Tou could only judge that it might have something to do with his amnesia.
When Niu Tou talked about his experiences coming here with Xiao Youran, he learned that Niu Tou and Fan Wujiu were drunk together, and then Xiao Youran was carried to this place. Niu Tou did not deny Xiao Youran's so-called backing. Although Ma Mian was unhappy, he did not make things difficult for him anymore.
"Second brother, why are you a little familiar with the smell of wine?" Ma Hou sniffled suspiciously.
"Well, the wine is not all the same, what's the ripe thing?" Niu Tou felt a stern heart. Although we didn't do this for stealing wine, we drank it well. Lao Ma was not serious and must not let him know, otherwise it would be difficult for Cui Laoer to explain.
"But why are you here?" Niuto quickly changed the subject.
"Oh, it's unlucky! Zhong Laosan didn't know what was going crazy, and said he wanted to take Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuji to arrest people, so he sent me to take them to their squad." Ma Mian shrugged his shoulders angrily.
"What? Who should I catch someone and ask the three of them to go together?" Niu Tou said in surprise.
"It's not just the three of them, Zhong Laosan ordered five thousand ghost soldiers!" Ma Ming sighed.
"This... seems to be something secret." Niu Tou glanced at Ma Hou. When Ma Hou heard the sound of the piano, he knew the elegant meaning and couldn't help but curl his lips.
The two of them talked in a low voice for a long time before Ma Ming ordered Yin to register Xiao Youran's information. After completing the corresponding procedures, they threatened Xiao Youran to threaten him if he dared to leak Yin Jisi's secret to the public, so he would not be able to survive or die. Xiao Youran showed an undeniable attitude towards this. Under Ma Ming's gritting teeth, Shi Shiran followed the Niuto head to leave Yin Jisi along the black road in the back door.
After leaving Yinji Si Niuto looked up at the sky. It was getting late until the sky was getting late. The alcohol was still pushing up, and I felt a little dizzy. I thought I should send this guy to the place and go home to sleep.
So I took out the document and looked at the new line of words, and found that the last word was indeed very blurred, and it looked like a word "three". The first horizontal ink color was normal, the second horizontal was a bit light, and the third horizontal was already very light. However, if you look closely, there was a very light vertical in the middle of the three horizontal lines of the word "three", but it was almost so light that it could not be seen, so this word should actually be the word "king".
"Don't send it to Yan Luo San? What does it mean?" Niu's head became drunk and had no intention of carefully pondering a word. He looked at it all over and muttered in his heart, "Yan Luo San means the Emperor Song of the Third Palace, right? Well, the old ghost Yu is the most ruthless. Anyone who goes to him will not let go of any minor mistakes. It seems that someone above took care of him, and Lao Niu said that he is definitely not ordinary. Since there is a direct arrangement, just do it. It is better not to know too much about this kind of thing. Lao Niu is not stupid, so he will not go to this muddy water.
If that's the case, then send it to our Lord Bao. Not to mention that Lao Niu doesn't take care of him, that Bao Heizi is the most kind. Maybe he will just make him happy when he is kind. Hehe, if the above knows, maybe he might even praise Lao Niu for his good work, then the benefits will naturally be inevitable." Niu Tou, who thought of his cleverness, smiled proudly and shook his head.
Yinjishi is near the outer city, and you will arrive shortly after walking into the city. However, the Yincao Underworld is located in the center of the inner city, which is quite far away from here. If you walk, you don’t know what time to go, so in order to facilitate the connection, there are teleportation arrays connected between the various departments in the city and the underworld.
Niu Tou brought Xiao Youran to the teleportation array outside the Yinji Department. When the Yin soldiers in charge of guarding saw that Lord Niu had arrived, they nodded and let go. As soon as the two stepped onto the formation, Xiao Youran recognized it. Niu Tou was used to it, and he used to it. He used magic power to inject it into the formation eyes. The formation shone black light over the two of them and flashed. When the light dissipated, the person disappeared.
Immediately after them, the girl in black robe who had appeared on the street corner also disappeared into the formation...
In the square outside the gate of the underworld in the inner city of Fengdu, five thousand Yin soldiers lined up in neat order, all of which were armed with obsidian armor. Three people were in front of the team, two of whom stood opposite each other, while the other was lying on the ground next to them, tilting their heads from time to time and retching.
Standing in front was a burly man wearing a black official hat, a blue-edged, short-clothed red official robe but with one arm exposed, and a green-stringed seven-star sword hanging around his waist. He was a burly man with an ugly appearance and eight feet tall. He was born with a leopard head and a ringed eyes, an iron-faced beard, two thick eyebrows and hair straight on his hair, and two thick wings under his flat and wide nose, stretched to his ears like wings to take off. A bloody mouth was covered with white teeth, and the muscles on his bare arms were tilted, with blue veins exposed and black hair growing. At this moment, he was staring at the short fat man in black lying on the ground.
"Your grandma's Fan Wuxue! I'll tell you to drink like this even if you take a mission. You're so brave!" The big man flew up and rolled it on Hei Wuchang's waist and kicked him and spit out a pool of filth.
"Secret brother, you know that this guy is most afraid of you, so how dare you get bad at this time? I'm afraid there was some accident today?" Bai Wuchang and Xie Bi'an hurriedly persuaded him.
"Zhong Kui, you old man, others are afraid of you, Zhong Lao San, you are not afraid!" Fan Wujiu staggered and cried, pointing at a ghost soldier in front of him.
Although the ghost soldier seemed to be silent and still stood straight, his dark helmet on his head could not cover the obvious black line even if it covered his face. Xie Bi'an on the opposite side could only lower his head and cover his face to lament for him when he heard the sound.
This burly man turned out to be the third person in the underworld, Zhong Kui, the judge of the Evil Division. After hearing Fan Wuji's shout, his eyebrows stood up. The tip of the eyebrows that had already touched the hairline seemed to be inserted into the official hat. He slapped the palm of his palm and slapped it over, thrusting Fan Wuji three times in place, spewing out a wine sword mixed with bitter water. The wine sword shot on the ground and made a "sharp" sound. It can be seen how strong the wine was. As the wine sword was sprayed out, Fan Wuji seemed to wake up.
"Baby, what did you call me just now? You can call me again?" Zhong Kui lifted Fan Wujiu's collar and lifted him in front of him and shouted.
"Ah~3rd...3rd brother, no, third master! I was drunk just now and I couldn't count it. Actually, what I want to say is that Master Zhong San is majestic and domineering, and everyone admires him!" Fan Wujiu, who woke up, was so scared that his face turned pale, his whole body trembled, and his two short and thick legs slammed in the air.
"Hmph! Even if the Nether King Zui only has one drop of water, it is not something you can enjoy with such cultivation. You are overestimating yourself. Go over and stay honestly, and you will be embarrassed if you go out later. Let me see if I won't peel you off!" Zhong Kui snorted coldly, throwing Fan Wujiu on the ground next to Xie Bi'an, and smashing a human-shaped dent.
"Stern brother, my dear third brother, forget it if you know this, but don't tell me the second brother!" Fan Wujiu just fell to the ground and rolled back and hugged Zhong Kui on one of his thighs and begged.
"There are still five thousand people here who have seen it and heard it. Do you think that if I don't tell you, I won't be able to hear it in Cui Lao Er's ears? Look at you, you are so cowardly, and you dare to steal wine!" Zhong Kui raised his leg and wanted to throw Fan Wuji out, but he held it firmly, but he didn't even get rid of it.
"Hehe, what are these monkeys? It's not just a matter of you, Master. As long as you let them silence, who dares to leak any news?" Fan Wujiu hugged his thighs with a slander.
"Let me go first, what kind of morality is this in public?" Zhong Kui frowned and pulled him down from his leg.
"You promise me first, but I won't let go if I don't agree!" Fan Wujiu refused to let go. Xie Bi'an, who was beating him, continued to cover his face with an expression that I didn't know him. The five thousand ghost soldiers also looked down at their toes, as if there were beautiful flowers blooming on their shoes.
"You...you, okay, come down first, I'll promise you." Zhong Kui was also helpless by his scoundrel tricks.
"Hmm! Listen, the monkeys, you guys, you've heard nothing but heard, do you understand? Who dares to go back and gossip and be careful that the third master has peeled his skin!" Fan Wujiu heard Zhong Kui spit out, jumped off his leg, stood arrogantly in front of the five thousand Yin soldiers, pulled the tiger's skin and started a big banner.
Although the soldiers were laughing secretly, they did not dare to show their faces. They shouted orders and stood upright. While they were making noise, a black light was emitted in the teleportation array in the center of the square, and the cow head teleported here with Xiao You Ran. As soon as they appeared, they saw Zhong Kui standing in front of them with eyebrows. Niu Tou was startled and immediately raised his hand to hold Xiao You Ran up, regardless of his struggle to protest, rushed to the gate of the underworld, silently chanting in his heart, "You can't see the old cow, you can't see the old cow..."
It was terrible that it would come whatever he wanted. As soon as he had an action, three divine thoughts were sweeping over there. Fan Wuji's divine thoughts swept over and found that it was Niu Tou. He suddenly came again, and his body shook and blocked the two of Niu Tou and others.
"Hey, Master Niu, where are you going in such a hurry? Haven't you seen Master Third here too? Why didn't you even say hello and leave?" Fan Wuji smiled and thought to ask you, this guy, to grab me a drink. I just got beaten up, so you can't run away.
When Xie Bi'an saw the bullhead, he immediately winked at Fan Wujiu, meaning that it would be better to have less than more things, but Mr. Fan Ba didn't see him winking at all and rushed out. Xie Bi'an hated him, why didn't this idiot be more careful? You have pulled him into the water now, and Zhong Laosan at most scolded him, but isn't you the one who was beaten afterwards? Can that bullhead spare you? Shaking his head and sighed in his heart, hoping that things won't make a big deal, otherwise his brother who "has been kicked in the head" will be kicked by the bull again.
Niu Tou was blocked by Fan Wujiu and was extremely angry. He greeted the ancestors of the Fan family in his heart, and then he squeezed them out for a while. If he left again, he would clearly not give Zhong Kui face. He had to glar at Fan Wujiu fiercely, and then walked towards everyone with a fierce temper.
"Stern brother, you're busy. Lao Niu won't greet you when he's on this mission. Don't be rude..." Niu said as he raised his hand and clasped his fists. He wanted to deal with a few words of scenes and quickly escaped, but he forgot that he was still holding someone under his armpit. It doesn't matter if he raised his hand. Xiao Youran, who was twisting his body hard, lost his suppression. He caught a bang and slapped his face down on the bluestone floor of the square. He fell to his eyes and was dizzy. His head was still bounced on the ground a few times, and he also returned the words he cursed to the point of his mouth.
"Oh~ I'm sorry, brother, I didn't do it on purpose." Niu Tou quickly picked up Xiao Youran.
At this moment, the black light flashed again in the teleportation array in the center of the square, and the blurred figure of the girl in the black robe appeared like a mirror and water moon, and then faded and disappeared. Perhaps everyone was attracted by the fall of laughter and leisurely gnawing on the ground, or perhaps it was the magic weapon that covered the breath, no one noticed her arrival and departure. Only Zhong Kui glanced at the place where she disappeared, touched her chin as if she was thinking.
Zhong Kui looked at Xiao Youran, who was complaining endlessly, and Niu Tou, who was giving a lot of praise, thought that it seemed that Mr. Zhao was talking about this person. He first used his divine thoughts to sweep every inch of his body, then looked at it carefully with his eyes, and then interrupted them with a cold snorkeling.
"Hmph! A soul-catching man who is still talking nonsense with a little devil, you've lost all the face of the underworld! What can you do if you lose him if you lose him?"
As Zhong Kui said, he waved his hand, Xiao Youran felt his body being thrown high by a force, and then he hit the ground hard. This time it was too sudden and it made him fall into a state of dizziness. His internal organs were moved, and his bones were as painful as if they had disintegrated. He fainted before he could even scream.
"Hey~! Third brother, aren't you cheating the old cow..." Niuto was startled and wanted to stop him but didn't have time.
"Why, are you afraid that he will complain to the King of Hell? It's okay, I'll eat him now, even if I check it, I will die without a proof." After Zhong Kui said that, he reached out to take a photo, and smiled like mud on the ground flew into his hand, and he was stuck in the air with his neck stuck like a dead dog.
"It's not allowed! This must not be eaten..." Niu Tou was shocked and hurriedly snatched Xiao Youran from his hand.
"Why?" Zhong Kui looked at him squintly.
"So, so...so, so... so, Lao Niu thinks there is someone on this kid..." Niuto whispered his previous experience, but he just kept the matter of snatching wine with Fan Wujiu and didn't say it, and then expressed his judgment. What's strange was that he said there was someone on the top, but his hand pointed down.
"There's a big deal, you're thinking too much!" Zhong Kui waved his hand and interrupted him without even thinking about it.
"But you have seen his vagina, so how do you explain this?" Niu Tou looked at Zhong Kui in confusion.
"The soul of the Supreme Good will have a false body when it dies. Usually, you are asked to read more classics and don't listen to them. Is it embarrassing to say something outsiders in front of so many people?" Before Zhong Kui could speak, an angry voice suddenly floated over from behind.
Hearing this voice, Xie and the others stood quietly, and Niu Tou felt even more "sudden" and his face became very ugly. Only Zhong Kui used a finger as thick as a bamboo flute to clean his ears and spat with a penis face: "Old man Cui, are you idle, are you here to show off your knowledge?"
As soon as the words were finished, everyone's eyes burst into tears. Behind each person, a series of afterimages moved from the gate of the underworld to them at an extremely fast speed. Suddenly, Cui Jue, the judge of Yin Lusi, the second-ranked person in the underworld.
"Is the wine delicious?" Cui Jue glanced at Niu Tou and asked coldly.
"Ah~?" Niu Tou was stunned immediately.
Chapter completed!