Chapter 4 Black and White Impermanence
"How come there are two ways, Brother Niu? What is the purpose of this? Which one should we go?" Xiao Youran, who was standing not far outside Yinjisi Gate, turned his head and looked at Niu's head.
Xiao Youran Niutou, who was like a curious baby, was really helpless, and he couldn't leave at this time, so he had to explain to him patiently.
As Xiaolan thought, the black and white roads of Yinjis really have their own purpose. The black road is the road of death, which represents the underworld, while the white road is the road of life, which represents the world of life. The two completely different roads, and the way of walking is naturally also said.
After a person who has just died passes through the Ghost Gate Pass and enters Fengdu City, the Yinshi who is responsible for seducing the soul will take him here and hand him a document that records his life in the world. Only by entering the document can you register as a Yinshi, and then you will be sent to the corresponding Hall of Yama to be tried. In this case, people in this case must enter the black road and exit the black road when entering the Yinshi, which means going from birth to death. On the contrary, those who can be reincarnated at the end of their life in the underworld must register as a document that records his past in the underworld and cancel the Yinshi, and then they can go to the reincarnation platform to reincarnate. In this case, people in this case must enter the black road and exit the white road, which means reincarnation from death.
"What if I go the wrong way?" Xiao Youran was still full of curiosity.
"If you take the wrong path, you will naturally be punished. This is a secret of the underworld. I can't say it, but I can't say it!" Niu Tou shook his head and waved his hand to ask for it.
"Hmm? There is still punishment, what punishment? Why can't you say it? It's not that your status is too low, and it's not your turn to know this secret, right? Hehe..." Xiao Youran secretly kept his mind when she heard that there was punishment, and immediately used arousal.
"I don't know if my status is low? There are still a few people in this underworld who have a higher status than my old nick. Can I have something I don't know? Boy, don't underestimate people!" Niu Tou was displeased when he heard this, and his bull's eyes widened.
"That's right, I think Brother Niu is also very talented and powerful, and is definitely one person in the underworld. No, under ten people, above ten people, above ten people, know everything, and know everything! He is a noble but not arrogant, and is enthusiastic and helpful, which is a model for the elites of the underworld!" Xiao Youran raised his thumbs up at the same time to Niu's two big nostrils, and his flattery had already come to heaven.
"Haha, it's not as exaggerated as you said. There is a judge on the old cow, but it's not much different. Well, it's not much different, hahaha..." The cow's head felt so comfortable and enjoyable, and the cow's mouth was so grinning that it made her ears.
"Then please ask Brother Niu to solve the problem?" Xiao Youran hit the snake and rode it on the stick.
"Well, I'll tell you quietly, you can't let others know, this is a big secret." Niu Tou whispered mysteriously.
"Hehe, know, God knows, the earth knows, you know, I know!" Xiao Youran looked vulgar.
When I whispered with Niu Tou, I learned that if these two roads were taken wrong, the punishment would be quite good. Whether it was a person who had just died or was reborn, if he took the opposite path, it would double the life span of his underworld. For example, if a person's life span was sixty years, then after he died, he would have to spend three times his life span in the underworld, which would be 180 years before he could get a chance to be reborn. But if he took the wrong path in Yinjisi, then okay, give it to others this opportunity and wait for another 180 years. In order to avoid being known to outsiders, people entering Yinjisi must also be poured into a small amount of ** soup at the same time to make them forget what happened in Yinjisi.
"This is too harmful. Your underworld is so dark!" Xiao Youran curled her lips after hearing this.
"This cannot be blamed on the underworld. It's all the last resort! There are so many people who die and are waiting to be reincarnated, but there are so many opportunities for reincarnation in the world. You don't know how difficult it is to have a child?" Niu Tou sighed.
Xiao Youran thought to himself how difficult it is to have a child, how could I know about this? But I was too lazy to argue with Niu Tou. As long as I know what the punishment is, how to avoid it, it is better to seize the time to finish the formalities and go to the next place.
At this moment, a Yinmai brought an old man to the door of Yinjisi. The old man looked like a dead soul that had just died. Because he had no Yin body, his entire soul body was floating and looked a little illusory. The old man took out some silver from his arms and stuffed it into Yinqi's hand and asked a few words in a low voice. Yinmai weighed the silver in his hand and showed satisfaction, and said a few words to the old man with his ears. After hearing this, the old man raised his eyebrows, almost nodded and thanked him. With Yinmai's wave of his hand, he proudly stepped into Yinjisi and walked in along the white road.
"This is OK? I said Brother Niu, your underworld secrets are worth two taels of silver, hum!" After seeing the scene in front of me, Xiao Youran suddenly felt like he was deceived.
"Ahem, it's not what you think..." Niu Tou looked embarrassed and coughed repeatedly.
"Oh? What's that?" Xiao Youran's mouth was joking.
Niu Tou was speechless for a moment, thinking that this guy would not come sooner or later, but he came to tear Lao Niu's platform at this time. The more he thought about it, he became more and more aggrieved, so he rushed over and shouted at the secret messenger: "Your grandma's Yue Dabang, your courage is getting bigger and bigger. How dare you leak the secrets of the underworld? Is it wrong?"
The unlucky Yin Chai was satisfied and stuffed the silver into his arms to go back to submit the work. Suddenly, a roar of thunder broke out in his ears, which scared him so much that he looked up suddenly, facing a fierce and fierce cow face that was close to him. His face turned green at that time, and beads of sweat were coming out of his forehead and he sat on the ground.
"Wow, Master Niu, please spare me! The little one didn't reveal any secrets, he just told the man which way to go in. Isn't this all the acquiesced by Master Cui Er? Everyone did this..." Yue Dadan was so scared that he pissed off. While rubbing his legs back on the ground, he explained, but before he could finish his words, Niu Tou kicked away.
"Get out, don't show your eyes here!" Niuta stomped his feet and burst out with a burst of energy. Yue Dadan, who was about to land in the distance, was hit by the energy and flew out again. He flew further away and disappeared. With a black lightning falling from the sky, he heard a shrill wail from afar: "Ah~~ I'm beaten to death, and I'm also slashed..."
"Huh? I said why didn't this old cow take me to fly? It turned out to be the Forbidden Air Formation..." Xiao Youran thoughtfully as he looked at this scene.
"Well, you see that he is so cowardly. He just took the money to buy a road and pointed it out. The man would be given a soup when he entered. The secret is still a secret, hehe, right?" Niu Tou looked at Xiao Youran proudly.
"Tsk, your underworld is so poor, why are you still buying money for a road? Tsk tsk!" Xiao Youran said disdainfully.
"Oh, you don't understand this. It's not easy to be confused..." Niu Tou sighed.
Xiao Youran had no intention of listening to him complaining, so he casually said a few words, then pulled Niu Tou and walked along the white road into Yinjisi.
When they stepped into the gate of Yinjisi, a corner covered with building shadows on the street not far away, a man who was covered in a black robe and couldn't see clearly took out a black leaf from his arms. After the mana was injected, he showed a vague upper body projection. From the outline, he could vaguely tell that he was a woman.
"Report to the master, that person has been taken into Yinjisi." The man in black robe was also a woman, and she was crisp and beautiful, and she should be a young girl.
"Well, keep following." The portrait projection came out with a slightly lazy and vague female voice, brief words, peaceful tone, but seemed to be full of supreme majesty.
"Yes!" The girl in black robe bowed her head and bowed, then raised her hand and waved the projection, turned around and disappeared into the shadow.
Walking on the white road of life, Xiao Youran realized that there was a unique world in the Yinji Si, which was not as big as the outside world saw. He saw many kinds of souls, including men and women, old and young, but everyone was heading in the same direction, which means they all came in from outside like him.
"Brother Niu, didn't you say that the reincarnated person should go out from Bailu? Why didn't I see any?" Xiao Youran said curiously.
"Everyone left through the back door. The main gate of the Yinjisi is just like the Ghost Gate Pass, but it only enters and does not leave." Niu Tou explained.
The two were chatting while walking, and suddenly laughed and felt something kicked, and they stumbled on their feet. He was caught off guard and saw that he looked like a star. He hummed and got up and saw that it turned out to be a fat middle-aged man wearing a black official uniform, a black official hat, and was squatting on the side of the road. The fat man was kicked and turned around. He saw that his face was covered with flesh and fierce face, with two dead fish eyes hanging under a pair of short eyebrows like a broken knife. He had small black hair visible to the naked eye on his wide nose. His face was as dark as charcoal. The tall and thin official hat said four white words "Catching You" and were flashing white light.
Although Xiao Youran was shocked by his fierce appearance, he was so angry that he thought of how embarrassed he fell just now. He was about to step forward to argue but the bull head next to him was faster than him. With a "swish", he squatted directly opposite the short fat man and stared at him with big eyes, as if he was still sniffing something in his nose.
"Fan Laoba, are you doing a mission with the police light on your head? If you don't catch people, do you squat here and spit a ball?" The bull's nose was pressed against the short fat man, and he sniffed hard.
"Himmer... Oh, it's Mr. Niu Si, hiccup... Which gust of wind has blown you?" said the short fat man burping. It seemed that he was drunk and his tongue was too big, and his words were unclear.
"Don't be foolish with me. I heard that Cui Lao Er threw a pot of Pluto's drunk yesterday and was catching wine thieves everywhere. Otherwise, Lao Niu took you to see the methods of Punisher Cui? Hehe..." The cow head stared at the short and fat man's arms and smiled, his saliva flowing out.
"Uh, hiccup... Niu Laosi, your face is so dirty. Don't you just want to drink it? hiccup, as for scaring me with Cui Lao Er?" The short fat man was frightened and woke up a little bit of wine.
"Hey, stop talking nonsense, bring it up!" Niu Tou couldn't wait to stretch out his big hand.
"Himmer, drink less, leave some for me." The short and fat man reluctantly took out a wine pot that looked inconspicuous from his arms and handed it over with a painful face.
"Gudu...ha... It's really good wine. It's not Lao Niu's words, why do you still drink when you go on a mission? If Zhong Lao San sees it, won't you peel your skin?" Niu Tou took the wine pot and took a sip.
"Oh, you... burp... drink slowly, leave some for me..." The short fat man grabbed the wine pot and took a sip, pointing to a pear tree beside the road and said, "Will you drink this good wine immediately if I meet you? Hiccup... The Yue boldly stole the wine and didn't dare to put it in his home. He secretly hid under the tree, thinking that no one knew, and dared to make trouble on the territory of Hei Ye. Hehe, while he went out to seduce the soul, he gave him a yellow bird behind, burp... hahaha..."
"Hiber... Yue Dabang? Well, it's that guy again. He was beaten away by the old bull at the door just now and got a black thunder. He couldn't come back for a while, hehe..." Niu Tou took the wine pot and took another sip. It seemed that the alcohol was really strong. After taking two sips, the face turned red like a ripe tomato. His tongue was as big as a short fat man, and his burp was also hit.
"Oh, why is there someone else? Who is this little white-faced? I just now, I even kicked Mr. Hei..." The two of them saw that the wine in the wine pot had already been seen. The short and fat man suddenly remembered that there was someone standing next to him, and pointed at Xiao Youran and asked.
"Hizz... This is my brother Xiao! Come on, I will introduce you to the famous Hei Wuchang, Fan Wuxue, Fan, Ou, Fan Ba... utter..." Niu Tou hugged Xiao Youran's shoulder and introduced him enthusiastically, but before he finished speaking, he vomited it out directly and almost sprayed it on him. He quickly ran while holding the pear tree and vomited wildly.
"So it's Brother Xiao, hehe, that's your own people, slap, your own people... hiccup...who are you ranking, huh? What's the old one? Who are we in front of us..." Fan Wujiu was already drunk, walking a ghost step under his feet and punching a drunken fist in his hand.
Xiao Youran looked at the drunk duo in front of him, and felt like he had eaten ten flies. Not to mention that he was too tired. He was thinking about whether he would throw the bull's head down and leave first, suddenly a strong wind blew behind him, and a white shadow flashed past him, and directly stopped in front of Fan Wujiu.
It was a slim high school man wearing a white official uniform and a white official hat. The standard of the official uniform was exactly the same as that of Fan Wujiu, but the color was different. The man's face was pale, his eyebrows were sharp, his slender eyes were full of smiles, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he was a little handsome. At this moment, he was smiling at Fan Niu and the others. The four black words "You are here too" were written on the slim high official hat on his head, and they also flashed with black light.
Xiao Youran thought to himself that this is Bai Wuchang, and he has arrived.
"Tsk tsk, Lao Hei, why did you drink this kind of virtue? We still have to go on a mission? Don't drink it quickly, follow me quickly." Bai Wuchang pushed Fan Wujian and staggered.
"Walk? Wherever you go, no one can think of going today, drink! Hiccup... I'm drunk..." Fan Wujiu glanced at Bai Wuchang, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, but no drop of wine came out, holding the wine pot and shaking it constantly.
"Oh, Brother Niu is here too. Look, you can bear this pain..." Bai Wuchang ignored Fan Wuxue and walked behind the bull's head that was vomiting wildly in the tree, gently patting his back.
"You... it's Xie Laoqi. Lao Niu is so arrogant today. This... sautumn, this wine is so strong... You leave first, don't worry about Lao Niu, just suck it... just suck it... it's fine..." Niu's head closed his eyes and vomited so dark.
"Haha, then I will take Lao Hei first. Take care of me, Brother Niu," said Bai Wuchang. Seeing Niu Tou waved his hand behind him, he turned around and grabbed Fan Wujiu, who had already collapsed on the ground, ran forward quickly. Before leaving, he did not forget to throw it to Xiao Youran, who was beside Mu Li, with a kind smile.
"I'll make you laugh. I'll have something important to you, so I won't tell you..." Bai Wuchang's soft voice floated from afar, echoing in Xiao Youran's ears like a whisper.
Bai Wuchang looked pretty good. Xiao Youran, who came to his senses, nodded. He turned to look at the bull's head under the tree that was exhausted and fainted on the ground, and shook his head helplessly.
After kicking the bull's fat butt a few times, she found that there was no response, Xiao Youran could only carry him with a dark face and walk forward, like a young wife carrying Zhu Bajie on her back.
Now he vomited enough bitterness? Xiao Youran thought so.
Chapter completed!