Chapter 29 Mother~!(1/2)
"Go back to Madam, I have dinner in the morning, but I haven't eaten at noon! But if Madam wants to invite her to dinner, there is no need to do it! Who is Madam? She is powerful and has a high position and is busy with work. She is a member of the next generation, and she can't afford to suffer without any blessings!"
Xiao Youran originally wanted to be solemn and decent because she was Xiao Ling'er's mother. First, she seemed respectful to her, and second, she wanted to leave a good first impression.
Although I don’t know why I feel a strange feeling that my son-in-law is not in a position to see my mother-in-law, and I feel a little nervous and nervous, but the etiquette and demeanor that I should have should not be bad.
But who knows that it would be fine if they didn't appreciate it, but they didn't even accept the love. The impatientness of her words was like a scolding her son, which made Xiao Youran feel like a toad dancing to the swans. A nameless fire rushed from the soles of her feet and couldn't help but sarcastically say a few words.
"Hmph, sharp-tongued! Because you have taken good care of your little girl these two days, these things are just a thank you gift!"
Xiao Ling'er's mother didn't seem to care what he said, but just hummed and took it over, then the window screen was gently swinging, and several things were thrown to him at will.
Among them are two porcelain bottles, three talismans, a picture album, a jade pendant and a spatula that looks like a spatula for cooking. Xiao Youran was not polite, so he reached out to take it and looked over.
"The first one of those two porcelain bottles is..."
The lady was about to tell him what they were, but she was interrupted by him before her.
"The first bottle is the Soul-Solidification Pill, the fourth grade of the Earth-level intermediate level, the second bottle is the Soul-Tempering Pill, and the seventh grade of the Earth-level advanced level. I will explode after eating these two things. Did I use it to kill myself?"
Xiao Youran opened the two porcelain bottles one by one and said slowly. Seeing that the lady had not spoken, she continued to check the rest.
"These three talismans are the Thousand Mile Escape Talisman, the Four Pole Teleportation Talisman and the Reverse Amulet Talisman, both of which are the fifth intermediate level of the Earth level. The first two are still acceptable and are very useful when saving lives, but this reverse Amulet Talisman is a bit useless. You can only fix the people behind you. If you catch the big wind and throw it out and get blown back, you may fix yourself. What's the difference between it and suicide?"
When he twisted the three talismans and sighed intentionally, the lady heard a light ejaculation from the chariot. It was ridiculous and leisurely, shaking her head and evaluating, and she didn't notice that the sound was not only surprised, but also a little angry in it.
"This picture album is a formation map, or a secret treasure of the formation. The sixth-grade intermediate level of the Earth-level... Ten Thousand Beasts Swallowing Sky Formation, Well, the formation is good, but unfortunately I can't control it! Not to mention whether the cultivation is enough, people who do not understand the beast control method can only passively allow the formation to attack independently. If the formation heart is unstable, it may be backfired, and the result is no different from suicide!"
Xiao Youran suddenly felt that he knew too much. Although it was not derived from his own memory and had some opportunistic feelings, no matter how much he had, as long as it was mine in me!
So he raised his head and chest, shook his head and tail to see how the people around him reacted, but was surprised to find that he seemed to be shrouded in a small barrier. Except for Luanyan and himself, everyone else was excluded. No one could hear what he said, and no one noticed his behavior. He was immediately bored and continued to check the last two things awkwardly.
"This jade pendant is... huh? Mingji Xuan Tongyuan?! There is a Taoist Dharma here? But... why do you seem to have seen this Taoist Dharma there?!"
Xiao Youran looked around with the jade pendant, and the more he looked, the more familiar he felt. After thinking for a while, he didn't think of it. He was too lazy to spend that energy and picked up the last thing to look.
"Huh? This thing is a magic weapon? But why can't you tell that the level is coming? It seems to be sealed. What's the use? Is it really used to cook? I said, Madam, you are too insincere, right?
I can't say anything you give me. If I don't know how to die if I don't use it, do you want to praise me or kill me to silence me?"
Xiao Youran played with the "spaper" for a while, then looked up at the curtains of the chariot window and said, "and said with a lipstick."
"Enough said?"
The lady who had been silent all the time asked coldly.
"Uh... it's almost done... right?"
Xiao Youran also felt that she seemed to have said a little too much, and scratched her neck awkwardly.
After all, the situation is better than that of others. You have to bow your head when it’s time to bow your head. Besides, this is still Xiao Linger’s mother. As the saying goes, don’t you look at monks and Buddha’s faces? Besides, your mouth that is easy to offend people is sometimes a bit uncontrollable. You should pay more attention in the future and don’t cause trouble in vain.
"It's also my fault if you can't use it if you have low cultivation? I've asked you to use those things now? It's good for you, and I'm picky! The lowest I have is the only ground-level garbage on me. Where do you want me to find something you can use?
Even if you can't use anything else for the time being, can't you practice that method? If you have the ability, you can use it for a year or two to break through the ground level? You don't know how to make progress and always blame others! Who do you think you are? I want to kill you, but you have to do it yourself? Humph~!"
Xiao Youran was completely shocked!
He thought of thousands of her next actions and attitudes in his heart, either scolding her angrily, laughing disdainfully, sarcastically, or giving contemptuous words and sarcastic teachings... In short, no matter what the situation is, he has drawn up a way to deal with it, just waiting for her to show it.
But I never expected that this lady would choose to swear against her, and she would also swear every word and make every word reasonable, but she would leave her speechless?!
Xiao Youran could imagine that she was shaking her waist and neck in the chariot, pointing her fingers, and flicking her mouth, and she couldn't help but tremble.
I asked myself that from the beginning of entering the underworld to the present, I had never seen an opponent in words, but I never thought that the gutter would capsize here. For a moment, I was at a loss and stood there stupidly pretending to be a statue.
"Why don't you say anything? Isn't it almost enough to say it? You continue to say it to me~?"
The lady seemed to have not sprayed enough, and she was eager to wait for his next sentence.
"Uh... that, the lady is really the one who argues... What comes from her mouth, I admire you very much, I admire you very much!"
Xiao Youran wants to pick a word but doesn’t have that cultural heritage. When she remembers the beginning, she can’t remember the end, and she speaks a little incoherently. She doesn’t say it or not, but it’s really embarrassing.
"That's called 'defending words'! It's ignorant, ignorant, and unruly. It's the same virtue as this dead girl. No wonder you have the same stinking taste!"
The sentence the lady scolded Xiao Ling'er before was said the second time. Xiao Youran listened to it, but it made people feel as jealous as the clichés she had heard countless times. And inexplicably, she felt a little jealous in her tone?
"Mom, who do you think is the dead girl?!"
"Shut up! I'll deal with you when I go back!"
"Hmph~~! At worst, I can get beaten, I haven't been beaten anyway!"
"Damn it! You..."
"Oh ~..."
The quarrel between Xiao Ling'er and her mother came from the roving chariot. In conjunction with the slight shaking of the chariot, there was a slight slight sound. It was not difficult to judge that Xiao Youran was looking embarrassed that she was being held up by her mother with her face pinched, kicked her legs, and desperately waving her hands to beg for mercy.
I wanted to say a few good things to her, but I didn't know what I should consider myself, so I had to cough a few helplessly.
"Okay, stop pretending. Just say it if you want to excuse her! Do you have anything else to ask? If not, we are leaving!"
The tone of the lady when she said this was not like a mere statement before leaving, but like she was reluctant to say goodbye.
"It's nothing, but I have something I want to say to Xiao Ling'er."
Xiao Youran thought about it and shook her head and replied.
"What?"
It should be because of the wife's instructions that Xiao Ling'er's sweet and tender voice came from the roving chariot.
"That...I didn't want to say it originally, but I didn't want to lie to you..."
Xiao Youran seemed to be a little reluctant to speak, and she opened her mouth frequently but did not make any sound.
"What the hell is it? Say it quickly! Don't be a mother-in-law!"
Xiao Ling'er was made of her heart as itchy as if she had grown grass, and she couldn't help but shout.
"Uh... I promised to accompany you to the mortal world before and still count..."
Xiao Youran took a long time to start with a sentence.
"Hmm, um, then?"
Xiao Ling'er pricked up her ears and listened carefully.
"But...but my Yin body... this qualification is really... If I want to practice to the ground level, I'm afraid..." Xiao Youran said ummyly.
"I'm afraid what? Can you say it quickly? It's so anxious!"
Xiao Ling'er urged impatiently.
"I'm afraid there will be no hope for hundreds of years. Oh... Do you understand what I mean now? I also want to fulfill my promise, but the reality is cruel. Anyway, I told you in advance, so don't say I'm cheating at that time."
Xiao Youran sighed.
"Ah~? No?! I knew you were a fool, but I didn't expect that your qualifications were so poor! Really, mom~... Mom! Please help him, please!"
Xiao Ling'er was very disappointed when she heard this, and quickly shook her wife's hand and asked her for help.
"You are so embarrassed to talk to others? You are not much better than him! Besides, why should I help him?" the lady asked slowly.
"What~? I'm much better than him! I help him because... because he is my new exclusive servant! As the master, I should have some benefits for my subordinates, right? Hehehe..."
Xiao Ling'er's eyes rolled and she smiled cutely.
"Just him? What's the use of a person who doesn't even have the cultivation level? Besides, when did you become so generous? Why didn't I see what benefits you have ever obtained for your other subordinates?"
The lady curled her lips and said lightly.
"Oh, mom~~! Just say you agree or not?!"
Xiao Ling'er knew that she couldn't tell her, so she had to use her last killer move and pounced on her arms and acted coquettishly.
"It's not impossible to agree, but you have to promise me one thing too!"
The lady pushed her out of her arms and said seriously.
"What's the matter?"
Xiao Ling'er blinked her big eyes in confusion.
"It is not allowed to sneak out before he reaches the ground level!" The lady said seriously as she stared into her eyes.
"Ah~? How can that work? If he really can't reach the ground level for hundreds of years, even if I haven't died of old age, I will be suffocated to death!" Xiao Ling'er pouted unhappily.
"Nonsense! Is the family so boring? Besides, if I help him, if his understanding is not as trash as his qualifications, he should be able to reach the level of the earth in three years or at least two years."
The lady glared at her fiercely.
"That's over, he is so stupid, where does he have any insight..." Xiao Ling'er said a little depressedly and then said nothing.
"Oh? Then I'll take a test to compare him. Hello, boy! How do you understand the sentence "Tell me the yin and embrace the yang"?"
The lady glanced at her, turned her head and asked at the sound of laughter downwards.
"Oh, yin and yang are harmonious?"
Xiao Youran was asked unexpectedly by her, and she answered it without having time to think too much.
"Not bad! Look at other people's understanding and look at you, and you are so embarrassed to say that they are stupid? Are you agreeing or not?"
To be continued...