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Chapter 25 Reincarnation Cream

In less than a cup of tea, Xiao Ling'er ate the four dishes and one soup on the table. The plate was licked like it had just been washed, and there was no drop of soup in the soup bowl. After Xiao Youran cleaned up the stove, she turned around and saw the tableware as clean as new, and Xiao Ling'er leaning against the door and rubbing her stomach and burping her stomach. She was really stunned.

"You starved to death during your lifetime, right? This is so edible! I'm going to take some food on the way..."

Xiao Youran looked at the empty pan on the table and couldn't help but touch his shriveled belly. Not to mention the large soup bowl, you should know that those four plates are not ordinary plates. They are fish plates for fish, not just large ones?

"Himmer~, bah! You're just dead. I'm alive. Huh~, are you cursing me?" Xiao Ling'er took out a toothpick from the sack and picked her teeth and spat.

"What? Am I dead? You are not dead? Then how can you come here? Living people can still enter the underworld?!" Xiao Youran opened her mouth in surprise, holding the soup pot that was pretending to be poisonous.

"Ignorance! What's so strange about this? Didn't the old witch named Hongyu live too? Haven't she been here? Who told you that living people can't enter the underworld? Let's go, I'll take you to the fifth hall." Xiao Ling'er jumped into the tone and posture of laughing leisurely before, knocked his head and walked towards the outside.

"Hey~, it's not right? You are a living person, why didn't I see you breathing? Where is your shadow?" Xiao Youran was stunned for a moment, then followed and asked.

"Actually, I am not a real living person! In our place, for some reason, we have no physical body, only a yin body..."

Hearing Xiao Youran's question, Xiao Ling'er, who was moving forward, suddenly stopped and stood there, which caught him off guard and almost hit him.

"Then what's the difference between you and the dead in the underworld?" Xiao Youran liked to ask questions again, but she didn't notice Xiao Ling'er's gradually lowering her head and the changes in her expression.

"Is it a difference? Maybe we just don't have to live for the yin and reincarnation... Oh~, you're right. People who don't have body temperature, breathing, heartbeat, or even shadows are worthy of being called a living person..." Xiao Ling'er sighed slowly, her voice sounded a little choked, and her head was so low that others could not see her face.

"Uh...this, then, this, your place must be very beautiful and rich, right?"

Xiao Youran realized that something seemed wrong. He stammered for a long time before he thought that he could perfectly change the topic, but the result was beyond his expectations. Xiao Ling'er not only did not get better after hearing this, but instead squatted on the ground and cried with a "wow".

"Woo... It's so beautiful! Woo... That broken place is even ugly than this underworld, and there are not even fake flowers, plants and trees! Woo... It's so rich! There are only a few broken cities... Woo... I can't even buy a good-looking dress... Woo... I just want to go to the mortal world to have fun... Woo, my mother won't let me! Send someone to catch me back... Wow..."

Xiao Ling'er sobbed and said a few words, but the more she said, the more she felt sad, and she cried even harder. The whimpering sound was like the breath of a drowning person, and tears splashed around like a waterfall. Xiao Youran was so scared that she was frightened, really afraid that she would die of crying.

"Why are you crying? Is it over?! You are still alive, where are me? What's the use of heartbeat and breathing? So what can you do if you have a body temperature shadow? People are dead, what's the thing that makes you go without humans or ghosts? Without cultivation, without memory, I don't know where to take revenge, I don't know who the enemy is, I don't know who the senior brother is, I don't even know my own name!!

You have a mother who loves you, someone protects you, and has power and power. You can walk sideways in the underworld. Are you still crying? I am so miserable and I haven't cried!" Xiao Youran persuaded and comforted her for a long time but there was no effect. So she sat on the ground next to her and shouted loudly.

Unexpectedly, his drinking was surprisingly effective. Xiao Ling'er put away her crying, hugged her legs and squatted beside him, put her chin on her knees and remained silent, occasionally making two soft sobs.

Xiao Youran didn't say anything else. He put his left hand on his arched left leg, supported his body with his right hand, and naturally placed his right leg flat and looked into the distance...

...The beautiful scene of green mountains and clear waters, red sleeves and white outfits, talented men and beautiful women, looking at each other, but was completely destroyed by the appearance of the big and small people sitting at the door of the kitchen.

The little one was crying and his face was like a cat. The big one was better. After just a few breaths of handsome looks, he hurriedly hugged the old black soup pot in his arms. He also dipped it in his hand and put it on his nose to smell it.

"Oh... Let's go, aren't you afraid of your uncle, I'm scared! If he wants to chop me up again if he goes late, he will be finished." After a long time, Xiao Youran stood up and patted the dust, held the soup pot tightly with one hand, and reached for Xiao Ling'er with the other hand.

"Promise me, in the future...will you have the opportunity to accompany me to the mortal world to play? I like the sun, moon, stars, beautiful clouds, and beautiful clothes there..."

Xiao Ling'er slowly raised her head, looking pitiful, with crystal tears hanging on her long eyelashes, and her big black eyes reflected her figure like a shiny lake water.

"Okay, I promise you!" Xiao Youran wanted to say that he didn't know how to go to the mortal world at all, but when he looked at her eyes, he suddenly felt a strange feeling that he couldn't bear to give up, which made him agree without hesitation.

"Okay~! Then I'll make up for it. Don't regret it. The big turtle is not keeping his word!" Xiao Ling'er smiled when she heard this, grabbed his hand and jumped up with the force. The pitiful look the other second ago had already run to a corner outside the sky.

"Can you change another animal? I don't like turtles!" Suddenly, a feeling of being deceived surged into Xiao Youran's heart, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and there seemed to be a thick black line shining with green light on his head.

"Not good! It's just a turtle! Go quickly, go quickly!" Xiao Ling'er walked forward happily regardless of what he said.

Looking at her naughty and cute back, Xiao Youran's complex emotions finally turned into shaking her head and laughing and a gentle sigh. She hugged the soup pot and followed her quickly. Walking far away, the laughter of the two of them floated behind her.

"Hey, I said, were you really crying or fake crying just now?"

"You guess, hehe..."

"Uh... That Lord Bao is really your uncle?"

"Bao Heizi? He is not. I am so white and he is so black. How is it possible!"

"Tsk, I've guessed you lied to me."

"You don't lie to me too, you don't call Xiao Youran at all!"

"Did I forget that, okay?"

"Idiot, I can forget my name!"

"What? Does that have anything to do with being stupid or not?"

"Great~, be good, call me good sister, I'll give you a magic pill that can become smart!"

"Hmph! If you don't shout, I can practice myself!"

"Then do you admit that you are stupid? Hahaha..."

"I……"

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Flower name on the other side of the road,

Looking forward to a thousand years under the Naihe Bridge,

The flowers bloom and leaves fall and disappear,

Three lives on the banks of the Forgetful River.

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Outside the fifth Yama Hall Gate of the Underworld in the inner city of Fengdu, the figures of the two appeared in front of the guards. Xiao Ling'er raised her head and walked in front with a proud tone. Looking at the guards who bowed like harvesting wheat, she smiled proudly and shook her little head leisurely, regardless of his mouth was about to turn to the sky.

"How is it? Is it envious? This is the benefit of following me. Do you see it? You still have time to regret it now~!" Xiao Ling'er couldn't help but turn back and show off to him.

"Swish~, who cares?! Let's go quickly, you were so thirsty and hungry on the road that you were delayed for so long. I still don't know if your "Uncle Bao" will take advantage of the problem!" Xiao Youran rolled his eyelids and urged.

"Oh? Are you so afraid of him? Isn't it okay if you give him this thing to eat later, poison him to death? Haha~!" Xiao Ling'er smiled at the soup pot that was held tightly in his arms like a wife.

"Everyone said that this thing cannot be eaten, go!" Xiao Youran urged him again with a dark face.

"Then why did you bring it? You're still holding it so tightly, afraid of someone robbing it?" Xiao Ling'er continued to joke with him as if she couldn't see clearly.

"It's of course useful! What do you know? This thing is afraid of being cold. It's going to go bad after a long time!"

"Ah~? The food will only get bad if it is hot. What a hell do you mean?"

"This is not something to take, it is medicine!"

"Oh oh oh, and it's poison!"

"How many times have you said it without poison!"

"That's going to kill people if you eat too much!"

"Why?"

"I'm so stubborn, stupid! Hahahaha..."

"I……"

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When the two arrived at the main hall of the fifth hall, it was already crowded. The souls of the hearing lined up in a long line, standing at the tail of the row, Xiao Youran couldn't see the line at all. Xiao Ling'er ignored those, pulled him away and walked forward, and came directly to Lord Bao's trial case.

"What else can you judge such a person? Just kill him!" At this time, a dead soul was confessing that he had committed the crime of abducting a child during his lifetime. Xiao Ling'er kicked him aside, pulled Xiao Youran and stood there, looking up at Lord Bao, who looked angry with his face.

"Hmph! What kind of morality is there in the court!"

Lord Bao shouted coldly and wanted to slap the table with a gavel. But when he remembered that the thing was not in his hand, he had to slap the table with his palm, which happened to be on a volume of documents. The palm surface was not implemented and made a "pop" sound like a muffled fart. Cui Jue, who was standing next to the desk recording, couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What's the matter?" Lord Bao glared at Cui Jue fiercely, scaring him to shrink his neck. When he saw him looking at Xiao Youran and Xiao Ling's childhood, he secretly stretched out his tongue.

"Uncle Bao, why are you pretending to be stupid? Didn't you ask him to come for the trial? Look, this is your rotten wood, thank you~!" Xiao Ling'er took the gavel from Xiao Youran's hand, threw it at Lord Bao.

"Adjustment? Crash the King of Yama, steal the seal of Yama, disrupt the order of the court, and carry filth without authorization! Why are you still trying? Just chop it directly!" Lord Bao took the auspicious wood and looked through it, then pointed to the soup pot in Xiao Youran's arms with the wood. After saying that, he also reshooted it hard.

"Look, I'll just say that he must take advantage of the problem..." Xiao Youran immediately shouted after hearing this, his tone almost reached octave. He was about to go forward to argue with him, but was blocked by Xiao Ling'er.

"Hey, I said Mr. Bao?! Do you know who he is?" Xiao Ling'er stepped forward and pinched her waist with her left hand, pointed at Xiao Youran with her right hand.

"Oh? Who is he?" Lord Bao's heart moved, his eyebrows slightly locked, he leaned down slightly, and asked with his head leaning down. Even Cui Jue's eyes next to him became deeper.

"Hmph~, I want to teach you that he is my newly acquired exclusive servant, and I'm stumbling with me!" Xiao Ling'er shook her little head and said proudly, her chin was almost rising to the sky.

"That's it?" Mr. Bao looked a little strange when he heard this, and he asked in surprise, and Cui Jue even opened his mouth.

"What, it's not enough?! Then let me tell you again, he is still my little brother!" Xiao Ling'er was even more proud of the effect when she saw it, and she took the word "little brother" very seriously.

But as soon as she said this, everyone could not help but laugh secretly from the judge King Yama to the Yin soldiers and the dead souls in the hall.

Cui Jue wanted to hold it but couldn't hold it in, and then burst out laughing out loud. Even Lord Bao seemed to endure it very hard, but she was not sure about it and her smile, whose face was darker than Lord Bao, did not smile.

"Cui Lao Er! Why are you laughing? What's so funny about this?" Xiao Ling'er saw Cui Jue laughing loudest, stood up with pretty eyebrows, pointed at him and shouted.

The scream of "Cui Laoer" was so loud that everyone who was originally smirking could not help but burst into laughter. Even Mr. Bao covered his face with his robe sleeves, and his shoulders were shaking. But Cui Jue couldn't laugh anymore, and his ugly face turned bitter. His face was no better than laughing Youran.

Xiao Ling'er was even more confused. What were these people laughing? They were crazy about gains and losses? When she stomped her feet and was about to speak again, Xiao Youran behind her grabbed her helplessly.

At the same time, Lord Bao, who was so happy, coughed a few times and slapped it with a gavel twice. The hall was silent for a moment, but occasionally someone would be squeaking and make an extremely low "puff" muffled sound.

"Cough... Whether he is your exclusive servant or your little one... Well, cough, family members or something, in this palace he is still a soul waiting to be tried, and the rules cannot be changed! You can go to the side and rest for a while, no one in the court can make noise!"

After saying that, Lord Bao didn't wait for Xiao Ling'er to react. He took her next to him with a move, stood up and pressed her on his chair. He waved his hand and moved the chair horizontally to the ground for about a ft. Then he stood there motionless. The whole set of movement was like flowing clouds and water without any delay.

"You...you are a bunch of Heizi!!! I'll give you three, that, uh...that's what...oh yes! If you give you three ounces of salt, do you want to open a restaurant?! You are so brave, why don't you let me go!"

Xiao Ling'er wanted to get up but realized that her cultivation had been blocked by her, and she couldn't even move her fingers. After trying, she found that her mouth could still move, so she immediately started to roar with her tender voice, but she forgot the words at the beginning and thought for a long time before she could hold up the following words.

After hearing her roaring full of anger, everyone was not frightened, but even the smile that had been holding back before was ready to move. Lord Bao's face twitched slightly and he nudeed at Cui Jue. Cui Jue knew that he was about to use the barrier to isolate him, but Xiao Youran, who had been silent for a long time, held the inconspicuous worn soup pot high above the top and shouted.

"Enough! Whether you are Lord Bao or King Yama, maybe I am nothing in your eyes, and you can just chop it up. That doesn't matter, and I don't want to rely on others to protect you. I just want to ask you one thing, do you want this recipe for reincarnation cream?"

Before Xiao Youran's words could be finished, Lord Bao suddenly turned his head, and a crisp sound of "click" was heard on his neck. Then his figure flashed and appeared in front of him. The face as dark as the moonlight in the night was almost pressed against his face. The loud shout was a little louder than him, which scared him and almost fell to the ground.

"What did you say?!!"

Lord Bao's eyes emitted a star-like bright light, and the entire hall also became silent.
Chapter completed!
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