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Chapter 20

"I've seen Lord Xie!" Xiao Qi gave a tribute, and his hands swayed from behind the captain of the Yin soldiers. Seeing this, the captain retreated to the crowd of Yin soldiers and waved his hand. All the Yin soldiers turned around and stood in front of Xiao Youran, but no one spoke or acted again, but just silently blocked him there.

"Why, isn't I even want to scream?" Xie Bi'an stared at Xiao Qi and said lightly, but he used divine thoughts to transmit voice, so Xiao Youran, who was not far away, only saw his lips opening and closing, but did not hear any sound.

"I dare not, Xiao Qi is a low-key person. How can I afford to see Lord Xie look at him differently?" Xiao Qi did not transmit a voice but spoke normally and gave him another salute. Although the voice was very calm, a trace of coldness flashed in his eyes when he bowed his head to salute.

"Oh...she...is your mother okay?" How could her actions be hidden from Xie Bi'an's exploration? Listening to her such obscene words, Xie Bi'an couldn't tell what it felt. He turned his head slightly and looked at the void in the distance, sighed and sent a voice.

"I am grateful to you, Lord Xie, and the Meng family is so sorry!" Xiao Shan gave a gift for the third time. The smile on his face had already stiffened. His hands were tightly clasped in his sleeves, and his knuckles were all white.

"Forget it! Those Yin soldiers are not allowed to delay too long after being hit by the ** technique. You can do your business. But that little brother is still in love with me. If it is not a big deal, let him go." Xie Bi'an did not send a message, but he still looked at the distance and said.

"You have read that tune, too. I advise you not to have too many connections with this person, otherwise it will be too late to cause trouble, Second Uncle!!" Xiao Qi used voice transmission, but his tone was cold and his face looked even colder.

"What?!" Xie Bi'an turned around and looked at Xiao Shan in shock.

Xiao Yi didn't say anything else. He just looked at him deeply, then walked around him and walked forward, leaving only Xie Bi'an, who was staying in the local area, with a slightly weak back. Although Xiao Youran only heard two words from Xiao Yi, it was not difficult to see that the two of them had known each other for a long time and had many sex. But he had no intention of paying attention to those irrelevant ones. He thought in his mind that Yue Dabang should have succeeded at this moment, and it was time to finish the matter in front of him.

"Don't come over! What do you want to do? Force me again, I will jump off here!" Seeing Xiao Yan approaching step by step, Xiao Youran shouted out first, pretending to move back half a step, one foot was already close to the edge of the stone platform.

"Haha, it was the young master who wanted to drink the king's soup and took the things and didn't pay for it. Why did he threaten us instead?" Xiao Yan smiled, but his steps did not stop at all.

"That's right, are you stupid? Who are you scaring? If you jump down, you will die, not us, but you will die. Do you jump? If you jump!" When Xiaozhang walked past the crowd and stood opposite Xiao Youran, the Yin soldiers who had been silent like sculptures also resumed their actions. Someone immediately mocked him, and the Yin soldiers also burst into laughter.

"Uh... this, um, it makes sense? Then forget it, I don't know anything like you, can't afford it, let's not want it? I'll give you something, I'll say goodbye!" Xiao Youran seemed to have a red face, scratched her head awkwardly, took out a kettle from her arms and threw it to Xiao Yan and left, but the Yin soldiers still stood in front of him without moving, Xiao Yan also looked at him playfully.

"Bold! If you want it, you want it. If you want it, don't want it, think where is this place?" Xiao Shan didn't say anything, but just lowered his head slightly and tied the kettle in his hand, while the captain of the Yin soldiers stood up and roared with his beard and stared at him.

"Here~, I see clearly, what is this? I am just ordered to come over to check if you have neglected your duties. Now it seems that you are barely responsible and don't let go. If you annoy me, I will change my opinion. Do you want to go to the Evil Division to have tea?" Xiao Youran glanced at the captain indifferently, took out the token given by Zhong Kui and shook it in front of everyone's eyes, and said arrogantly.

"Uh, this..." The Yin soldiers' face changed suddenly when they saw the token. The Yin soldiers were also frightened, but no one gave way. They just looked at Xiao Yan together, as if waiting for her decision.

"Oh? Why didn't you say this earlier since the young master has this identity? Did you come to spend our time deliberately? "Xiao Chang gently raised his head and stared at him, with a smile on his face, but his deep eyes were as sharp and cold as a sharp knife that was about to pierce his heart.

"How can I complete the order after I said it? Xiao Shan, I think you are not as clever as your sister. Have you finished speaking? Let go after you finish speaking. I don't have time to chat with you." Xiao Youran didn't even eat her style, her face did not blush or her heart beat, her neck was twitching, and she looked at her with her nostrils and said.

"Haha, my young master seems to like my little sister very much. I have praised it more than just a few times now~?! Well, I will thank Xiaoqing for her kindness on behalf of Xiaoqing. This ** water was given to you by Xiaoqing? Since this is the case, I will not take away anyone's love. You should keep it yourself!" Xiaoqi glanced at him jokingly, threw the kettle in his hand back, turned around and waved his hand, and left with a group of ghost soldiers. However, no one noticed that Xiaoqi, who was walking in the front, had a strange smile on the corner of her mouth.

Ah? He left now? She was so arrogant that she asked for soup and money just now, but why didn't she mention it in a blink of an eye? Both sisters are indeed the same. Change of face is the same as magic. And if she didn't open the kettle, how could she know that it was filled with ** water instead of ** soup? Does she have any special tricks to sense it? What if she doesn't care about it, she'll just get the things. Hurry up and meet up with the elder brother and leave this place of failure. Xiao Youran stood there for a while, then put away the kettle and prepared to return as the same way.

"Bai...uh, Lord Xie, your tea..." Xiao Youran walked to Xie Bi'an, wanting to praise his tea again, and then exchanged greetings and said goodbye to have the opportunity to taste tea together and talk about the Tao. But when the words were just spoken, Xie Bi'an seemed to suddenly recover from his consciousness and chased Xiaobian like a gust of wind.

"You like this pot of tea to you. Sit down and drink it slowly, help me watch the work here for a while, and I'll go!" Xie Bi'an's voice transmission came from his ears, but the person had already run far away.

"I'm not...I...you..." Xiao Youran was in a hurry to leave, but Xie Bi'an inexplicably entrusted an errand to him, which made him feel a little amused. Who is this person? He doesn't ask if he wants it or not. He has never seen a hand-off manager so casually or domineeringly?

Unfortunately, he was short-lived and had just drunk other people's good tea. Now he had a request from him. How could he let go of his hands? Xiao Youran shook his head and sat on the chair where Xie Bi'an was sitting before. He looked at the teapot that was still steaming occasionally from the spout. He picked it up and poured himself a cup of drinks. He shook his head and praised the good tea.

Sitting there, drinking tea leisurely, but after waiting for a long time, Xie Bi'an came back. Although Xiao Youran was a little anxious and nervous, fortunately, no one else came here to find him to do business. Maybe it was too late, so no one would come again, right? As soon as he finished speaking in his heart, a ghost wearing strange clothes came to him, not far away, and stood there looking around.

I was really a crow's mouth, Xiao Youran cursed inwardly. I had to sit up straight and try to make myself look more imposing. I picked up the teacup and gently held a sip of tea. I thought to myself that he should have been passing by or visited, but I must not come over. After seeing enough, I should leave quickly! But it seemed that God was joking with him, afraid that whatever he was going to happen. The ghost looked around and found the table and people, so he went straight to here.

"Oh~! Is this the legendary Bai Wuchang? Why is he so shabby? Isn't he thin and tall? Is he obviously a second-class disabled person, and a little fat! And the hat and long tongue? Isn't that tongue hanging down into his crotch?" The ghost drifted to Xiao Youran's face, digging his nostrils and looking up and down, muttering in his mouth. Xiao Youran was so angry that he opened his mouth and wanted to start scolding when he heard his words, but forgot that there was a mouthful of tea in his mouth, which immediately choked and sprayed the ghost's head and face. It was not easy for him to live. Several tea leaves flowed out of the nostrils with the water, coughing so much that they burst into tears.

"Cough cough, cough cough... You cough, are you blind? Cough cough, which eye does yours tell me that I am Bai Wuchang? And who do you think is shabby? Why am I not tall? Why am I fat? Why is your mouth so cheap? Why is your tongue so poisonous? If you talk nonsense, be careful I will tear you down and stuff your tongue into your crotch to satisfy your wish!" Xiao Youran jumped his feet and started spraying before he could recover. He didn't cough after talking. He became more and more vigorous and jumped higher and higher.

"Damn it, it turns out that he is a Xibei guy! Are you not Bai Wuchang wearing white clothes? Why are you sitting here? You just slapped me? Look, you are not as tall as me! You are so cute, you dare to pretend to be forked with me. If you don't accept it, I will practice half of your arms!" The ghost was not happy when he heard it, and immediately started to squirt with him, but the laughter he said was a little bit unfamiliar. What did this guy come from in the valley? What do those strange and rustic words in the earth mean?

"What did you say? What Xibei, what did you mean? "Xia Youran asked coldly with her eyes narrowed and looked at him.

"Hey, it's really hard to communicate with you ancient people. It's really... Oh, don't worry about what you mean, just scolding you, do you understand? If you don't accept it, practice!" The ghost covered his forehead and said arrogantly.

"Practice? What is practice? What is practice...Ouch!" Xiao Youran was talking puzzled, but the ghost was pounding in his face with a bang, pounding him into his face, thumping him and bleeding from his nostrils.

"Bastard, you dare to attack me! I...ah~!" Xiao Youran almost burst into anger. His head was beaten back and just returned to his position. He was about to curse and take action again, but the ghost didn't give him a chance. The second punch had already hit him, hitting him in the left eye, making his eyes look like stars and his eyes were black.

"Wow, ah, ah, kill me! Look at my feet!" Xiao Youran only felt an unknown karma fire burning from the soles of her feet to the top of her head. After returning to her head, she first protected her head and face before roaring, and she flew up and kicked her to the belly of the ghost. But she was indeed a little shorter than others. In addition, the ghost was jumping up and trying to sneak attack again from above. As a result, the original aim of the kick dropped from her belly to her lower abdomen, and continued to drop from her lower abdomen, and finally kicked her directly on the crotch.

"Silly son, look at my king of heaven... Ao~!... Damn~!" I have to laugh, although Youran is not very tall, her legs are still quite long. This kick is straight between the ghost's legs, and he shouts a tremolo sound, and the ghost's slap also slapped his head, squatting on the ground with a "screaming" sound.

The two of them fists and kicked each other and huhaha happily. It took half an hour to stop until they were both blue and swollen and lying on the ground and unable to get up. Xiao Youran slapped the whole person in a large letter shape and slapped it flat on the ground, panting heavily. The ghost supported his body with his face and knees, his butt was sticking high, and his arms hung weakly on the ground.

"Hiss... This kind of real feeling of being fist-to-fist is really good, alas..." The two of them gasped for a long time, and the ghost suddenly sniffed in air conditioning and sighed.

"Have you been beaten up before? What's the good thing about this? Oh...my waist..." Xiao Youran held her waist and turned over with all her might, looking at the sky and hummed unhappy.

"You don't understand, my body was a little bit during my lifetime... Oh, forget it, it's all over, I won't mention it anymore! But thank you for giving me this experience." The ghost tried hard to gently put his body down, first lying on his side and then slowly flipped over and lay flat, and said to the sky.

"This... there is no need to thank me, right? If you want to be beaten, you can come to me at any time, but you are not allowed to fight back next time. I don't like that real feeling!" Xiao Youran was very sincere when he heard his tone, and his anger was slightly reduced, and he shook his head and said.

"Haha, there is no next time. I will be reincarnated soon. I will never feel this way again..." The ghost looked at the gray sky and smiled faintly. A complex emotion flowed in his eyes, but there was no trace of longing for the future.

"Yes, I will forget everything I have reincarnated, and I will be in my next life... Alas? Wait, shouldn't you have drunk 'Mengpo Soup' before coming here? Then why do you still remember what happened before?" Xiao Youran sighed, but suddenly felt something was wrong, and he raised half of his body with his arm and looked at him in surprise and asked.

"That thing is useless to me. It tastes nothing like boiled water, it is completely different from the legendary one!" The ghost didn't even think about it, and supported him to sit up slowly and answer casually.

"Yeah, yes, yes, legends are not reliable! So you also have a vaginal body, oh~! This skin is quite delicate!" Xiao Youran nodded suddenly after hearing this, moved her body to sit with him, and reached out to touch his face.

"Damn it, you're a god-like horse?! Don't touch your feet, you can't be behind your back, right? Stay away from me and talk..." The ghost was shocked by his touch, and he got goose bumps all over his body. He wanted to push him away, but his body was exhausted and could not use any strength at all. In desperation, he could only turn slightly and press back to back with him.

"What is the back? Why do you always say strange things? Where are you from?" Xiao Youran asked, but secretly confirmed in his heart that the ** soup was not effective for him because of amnesia, because the guy in front of him clearly did not have amnesia. It seems that there is another reason for this.

"Do you recite it?... This is not easy to explain, especially to you ancient people. I come from China... Oh, I don't know if I talk about it. In short, it's not the same time and space as you. People in your underworld say that I am the lower world or the Dharma-Ending Age, but I think it's much more advanced than here!" The ghost said, spitting out the blood in his mouth.

"In this way, we can't get to know each other anymore. My name is Xiao Youran. What about you? And I'm not from the underworld." Xiao Youran muttered in her heart, "Is China... the world? Why does it feel like déjà vu?

"Oh? My name is Shushu. You are not from the underworld, so why are you doing the gods here? Where is the Bai Wuchang person?" Yin Hun said in surprise.
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