Uh...you know "modern man" James Barnes kindly asked Spider-Man about his college life, smiling with a "you know" face, "Is the figure... good?"

“…hey hey hey hey qaq?!”

Peter, who was stunned by his predecessor's bold questioning, blinked his eyes - it turns out that in the Avengers, there will be someone who is so inappropriate in addition to Mr. Stark?

...

"oh   ,boys     " Natasha, who stood aside and witnessed Steve and Barnes caring about Peter's entire life in college, shook her head and walked to the bar, poured herself a glass of wine. Then she turned around and raised her glass in a charming way, "Don't take Peter badly." As she said that, Natasha glanced at the duo on the sand in disgust.

"We just care about the children's extracurricular life. You said yes, Steve?" Barnes, who was only rolling his eyes, still didn't give up. He raised his head and looked at Iron Man who walked out of the studio, "Stark, what do you think?"

"What?" Tony, who has worked for 48 hours in a row, held coffee in one hand and put the other in his trouser pocket. He has a lot of styling. "Kid    , you can wait to save the world, but you still have to enjoy your college life." Although he occasionally dislikes Peter, Iron Man's concern for this little hero he personally recruited must be no longer as concerned as anyone in the Avengers. "What's wrong?"

He also walked to the bar and Tony put down the cup he had drunk and poured himself a glass of wine.

"They are teaching Peter badly..." Natasha raised her wine glass to Iron Man as saying hello, and then frowned, "Stuck, you still dressed like this when you were in the lab?"

Although he had long experienced Stark's textbook narcissism, Natasha never dreamed that the other party's narcissism would evolve to this point - he was the only one who could enter Stark's lab, so who would dress like this when doing research?

Jarvis?

#Damn, I seem to have found some amazing secret#

"Hmm? Oh, I didn't change my clothes when I came back from the hotel the day before yesterday." He leaned against the bar and rubbed his forehead with one hand. Stark looked ordinary. "Kid    , how is the school?" He turned his body sideways and put the wine glass back on the bar. Tony leaned back and simply leaned forward. "Let me know you skipped class again, I'll tell Mei."

Spider-Man is not afraid of heaven or earth, but she is afraid of Aunt Mei.

"Mr. Stark, I didn't skip class!" Peter, who was half an hour late for helping Queens police arrest a bank robber yesterday, retorted guiltily, "The school is all good, I also met new friends." Nodded, Peter opened his big watery eyes and tried to convince Iron Man to let the other party give up the idea of ​​contacting May.

#You don't understand the fear of minors#

"Hmm." Tony didn't know what Peter was thinking, and he hummed without hesitation.

"By the way, Mr. Stark..." The reason why Peter stayed here after getting his new suit was to wait for Iron Man to come out of the studio. "Well, ahem, I want to ask you to help me... sign an autograph." Putting down the suitcase with the new suit, Peter took out a pink soft leather notebook from his backpack behind him and handed it to Iron Man.

"...Oh?" One hand held the other arm, and Tony gently tapped his chin with his fingers. His deep eyes looked at the notebook handed to him, and his eyebrows raised.

"Peter, who did you want this signature?" Stark didn't sign for Peter, and even the others in the Avengers signed for Peter, but the book in front of him...

"Beautiful?" A second before Peter was shy, Tony decided to let him go. He pulled out the pen in his notebook with one hand and brushed it. The English letters of the dragon and the phoenix dance were written on the paper. "What's her name?" The pen cover was pressed back softly with a "splash".

"What, what?" Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was frightened by Iron Man's question. Peter almost threw out the notebook in his hand. "Mr. Stark, what did you say..."

Bathed in the eyes of the four Avengers, "You make up, let's just watch how you make up", Peter, who was not thick-skinned enough, gradually stopped his voice.

"What's her name?" Barnes glanced at his friend proudly, and saw that he found a common topic with Peter. "Peter, don't be so shy." Isn't it just asking for a name, as for blushing?

"No, I'm not..." Peter was forced to discuss this topic with "sen" for the first time in his life, and he was a little overwhelmed. "Mr. Barnes, I don't..." He even turned red with his ears.

"Is it a classmate?" Natasha looked at the shy child in front of her with a funny look.

"Uh, it's a senior..." Peter replied in a low voice.

"How did you meet?" Barnes asked immediately.

"It's... when school starts, the senior sister is responsible for guiding the freshmen, and then..." Peter blinked.

"You have just started school for half a month, right? How long have you been together? It's okay, you're not slow." Stark strangely felt a sense of pride in his heart - how happy is this kind of white-skinned pig that has finally learned to urge other people's fields to swell and swell?

No, no, I am not old yet, I can’t have the mentality of an old father!

He shook his head silently in his heart, and Tony immediately threw this strange feeling behind his head.

"No, no!" Seeing that Iron Man and others misunderstood, Peter quickly explained, "Senior sister took me to report that day, and then we exchanged phone numbers...and then..."

Nothing then :)

"...Don't tell me for half a month, you haven't succeeded yet?" The feeling of relief just now was replaced by the iron-clad iron. Tony widened his eyes and looked at the little spider who brought into the Avengers in front of him, "You haven't been in half a month... Ao! (>﹏＜)" The second half of Iron Man's words disappeared under the black widow's fierce kick.

"Shut up Stark!" Natasha calmly lifted her 15-centimeter stiletto from Stark's shoes, "Do you think Peter is you?!"

From eyes to expression, from tone to movement, every thread of Natasha reveals her contempt for Iron Man - what qualifications does a man without integrity have to teach children!

"Have you asked her out?" Steve and Barnes ignored Stark's tragic situation and turned their heads to gossip with great enthusiasm.

Peter blinked his eyes and was waiting for him to answer when he saw Natasha. He glanced at Iron Man beside him. Spider-Man, who had never been afraid of hardship, fatigue, or pain, felt his toes hurt. "There was a group event in the school yesterday afternoon, and my senior sister was there too." This is all the intersection between him and his senior sister in the past half month.

#Living with a smile:)#

"...She asks you to help Stark's signature?" Barnes and the remaining two looked at each other, and the three of them were filled with sympathy for their little friends.

This is progressing a little slow.

"No..." Peter, who had been lively and jumping around, flattered his mouth and shook his head, "I heard that my senior sister is a fan of Mr. Stark, so he took the initiative to say that I was internship at Stark Industry and could help me get an autograph..."

There was a silence in the living room.

Although his toes hurt so much that he didn't want to stand, in the mentality of not being embarrassed in front of the children who had personally pulled them into the team, Stark pretended to be indifferent. He reached out and took the pink notebook from Peter and tore off the page he had just signed.

Isn’t he going to do this?

"Hey, Mr. Stark..." Peter was a little confused.

"I will attend a cocktail party tomorrow night. If you ask someone out, I will sign her in person." Throwing the notebook back, Tony tidyed up the buttons of his shirt with one hand and putting the other hand in his pocket. His styling was full of concave shapes, and he could even take pictures of the magazine cover directly.

"Silly kid, beautiful girls won't like you just because you asked her for an idol's signature. But if you bring her to your idol, the effect will be different."

Stark raised his eyebrows meaningfully.

"By the way, what's her name?" Shuai finished playing, and then she had to go to Bingfu's toes. Stark walked out quietly, while raising one hand to instruct Peter to answer the question.

"Called by Dorothy, Mr. Stark!" Peter replied happily.

"Peter." Natasha and Steve frowned and watched Iron Man leave, then turned back to look at Spider-Man who was still indoors. "Are you sure Stark's idea works?"

Lead the girl who worships Stark to Stark???

"Of course, is there any problem?" Peter was already imagining how to report the good news to his senior sister in the afternoon.

“…No, nothing.”

The remaining three Avengers looked at each other—

This kid...

Could it be stupid?

Thor, who was neatly broken up by his girlfriend, was wearing the iconic Asgard service, holding the Thor's Hammer in his hand, and seemed to have not come back to his senses from Jane's ruthlessness and the unexpected gender of his suspected rival in front of him; Steve, who had been fighting, was still sitting steadily in the stool, but judging from his wide blue eyes, he did not show as calm as he did; as for Steve's good friend Barnes, this World War II veteran and a girl-sex expert seventy years ago, were also trying to digest the psychedelic fact that "the girl he wanted to meet with picked up Thor's girlfriend and was suspected to be a mystery but looked a little handsome."

The waiters in the bar are also trying to digest themselves and witness the century-long wonder of Thor Thor being snatched away by a beautiful woman.

However, it is probably because the waiters are not familiar with the parties involved, so their recovery ability is better than that of the three-level heroes. At this time, under the boss's acquiescence, they had already taken out their mobile phones and took photos of the heartbroken Thor in all aspects - but in order to take care of the self-esteem of the man from Asgard and protect the earthly guests in their shop from harm, at present, they have not dared to go up and interview the parties involved when Thor was dumped by his girlfriend.
Chapter completed!