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85. chapter 85(1/2)

Momoji handed the last medicine bottle he picked up to the black-haired girl opposite him. Dorothy smiled at the girl who was a little nervous in her eyes, and did not speak considerately.

[Dingdong, if there is a side plot, you can expand it. If you complete the side plot, you can get extra points. Does the host want to start the side plot?]

"Can the points obtained in the side plot make me live one more day?" The black-haired girl opposite snatched the medicine bottle and held it tightly in her hand, staring at Dorothy with an uneasy look. The smile on Dorothy's face remained unchanged, and she just looked away at the black-haired girl, so as not to aggravate the other's nervousness.

[The points obtained from the branch plot cannot be redeemed as survival points, but you can accumulate them to exchange for special abilities (^u^)ノ~yo] The sound of the system is full of temptation.

"That's all." Dorothy ignored the brunette's look of being reluctant to speak, waved his hand, and turned around and left with her backpack.

[Doros, you are really unemployed!] I was so angry that the host was slacking off, and the system was nagging with shamelessness. He was so worried about the growth of his host!

"Then you shouldn't have asked me to bind you from the beginning."

Dorothy sighed helplessly.

Her original name was Tao (tao) Lesi, but this Tao is not that Tao.

Originally, she was just a sophomore in a certain university in the Hua family. She had just passed her freshman year and was not a junior, and she had a nervousness to consider the future in her senior year. When she was supposed to be able to do whatever she wanted except class, she accidentally saw a spoiler of a super-English movie that was premiering overseas in Jinjiang while chasing novels in Jinjiang. She was excited and accidentally rushed down from the top and fell down.

When I woke up again, the black-haired and dark-eyed rabbit Tao Lesi turned into a native blond-haired and green-eyed American girl Dorothy.

Following this, there is also this weird [Male God Cultivation System]

Sometimes, the resurrection from the dead is not a comedy, or even a thriller, but a series that makes people laugh and cry.

The extra life is not a free lunch. Dorothy is bound to this weird system from the moment she opens her eyes in this world. Her new life is based on seven days a week. She must complete the tasks assigned by the system in the seven days of the previous week and get enough points to ensure survival in the next week.

Most of the tasks specified by the system are strange.

For example, "A true male god must shine with the glory of wisdom all the time" - this task requires Dorothy to read for an hour no matter how busy she is every day.

Have you ever tried to take an hour a day to read a foreign document that has nothing to do with the content of the exam?

Dorothy tried it.

Also - "A true male god is not only a male god in front of others, but must maintain the posture that a male god should have at any time" - this task requires Dorothy to dress properly, be outstanding, have a standardized behavior and elegant manners whenever and wherever.

Dorothy was not only forced to rent an apartment with a cloakroom to put down all her clothes, shoes and hats, but also had to match clothes and jewelry according to various occasions.

Have you tried wearing a nightgown with no wrinkles and lace lace when you were alone at home, and wearing a pair of 3 cm high heels on your feet, indoor slippers paired with a nightgown, and then leaning gracefully on the sofa, unable to move for an hour?

Dorothy tried it.

There is also "a real male god not only needs to have rich connotations, but also has the appearance of blinding human titanium alloy dog ​​eyes" - Dorothy was forced to sign up for a series of courses including clothing, makeup skills, yoga and fitness.

#Living with a smile#

In addition to those long-term tasks that need to be completed every day, systems that make people die will sometimes randomly publish some such as "A man's god is the real male god" - asking Dorothy to help stray cats, dogs, and people on the roadside; "A real male god must win the first place in every exam" - this task is usually released within half an hour before the exam; and "A real male god must have a rebellious side in his personality to be more charming", there is a bracket behind this task (please note that the rebellious method must be both down-to-earth and not too harmful to the body) - After some struggle, Dorothy was forced to learn to go to nightclubs, smoke, drink, and occasionally skip classes.

#Heart is very tired#

After living in this world for more than four years, Dorothy can no longer remember how many systems released, long-term, or random strange tasks she had completed in order to obtain enough points to survive. But she was very clear, that is, she would never be able to complete the ultimate test of the system, and then get rid of this weird system and spend the rest of her life steadily in this world.

Because the ultimate goal of the system is to develop a qualified male god.

Come on, please read it with Dorothy, it’s a male god.

The full name of the system is [Male God Development System]. The purpose is to cultivate the host into a kingly and domineering aura. Oh no, the kingly and domineering aura can expose eight major roads of ordinary men and make countless male gods look up to and long for.

But the system forgot one thing - Doroth Hestin is a tall and slender girl with green eyes.

Let me ask, how can a girl become a male god?

Do you need to have sex change surgery?

[Dingdong, it was detected that the host has a tendency to give up on himself! qaq] The system was frightened by Dorothy's idea. [Miss, you have no desire to be a man in your heart, but you must not have sex change surgery! Otherwise, you will have to choose between Lily and Daji in the future!] Wuwuwuwu, where did you not do it well, why would the host suddenly want to have sex change surgery???

Dorothy rubbed her temples with a headache.

"If you really don't want me to lily, don't instigate me to do any side missions again!"

The system has been fooling her a lot in the past four years, but after being deceived for the first time, Dorothy has learned to ignore the so-called "sub-sequence plot".

The reason for this is very simple - because the skills you redeem for completing side missions are not only useless, but also perverted.

For example, the only special skill she currently has is obtained after completing the side plot-

#Jack Sue Halo#

The system's beautiful words, citing classics, and understanding the past and modern times can be deleted and then simplified. The so-called "Jack Su Halo" skill has only one function-

That is to increase the probability that Dorothy is admiring others - paying attention, especially girls.

Although she doesn’t have a boyfriend, she is really not interested in Lily!

[The side mission is really great...] The system that was disliked by the host for the first time was aggrieved, but he didn't dare to say anything more.

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

"Stop being cute." It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. Doroth, who was still hardworking to attend the lecture on the weekend, held the notebook in his arms and walked slowly towards the parking lot. "I don't know if Peter helped me get the signature of Iron Man."

This is probably the thing she is most looking forward to in her tense life recently.

Don't think that you can just meet superheroes by chance by living in Manhattan. In fact, in the past four years, Dorothy has never seen her favorite superhero side with her own eyes except for looking up at Iron Man's figure across the sky.

[Don't worry, Peter Parker is Spider-Man, Iron Man's father's son! He will definitely get you the signature? ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╮] System comfort Dorothy.

"That's the best." Dorothy nodded. Spider-Man offered to help her ask for Iron Man's signature as an unexpected surprise. "I'll treat him to dinner later, thank him." The soft and cute little Spider-skinned and kind and enthusiastic. Dorothy likes such a child.

[Doros, today is the weekend. From tomorrow, the new week is about to begin], because Doroos opened his eyes for the first time in this world, the system counts Monday from Monday to Sunday as a task period, without using the settings commonly used in this time zone from Sunday to Saturday. [You have to earn points for the next week] The system tries to calm down your tone.

#I am always called Zhou Papi Shenma by my host, and he is very innocent, 5555#

"I understand, what's the task?" Dorothy, who had been accustomed to it, opened the car door calmly and sat in.

[Dingdong, now releases a survival mission - a real male god must relax after the intense study and life! Please find a nightclub after midnight, have a drink, and hook up with a beautiful lady by the way →_→]

8:30 am.

Bruce Wayne sat alone in front of the floor-to-ceiling window on the second floor of his mansion. In early winter, the morning in Gotham was particularly cold. The fireplace in the hall had been lit.

"Master Wayne." Mr. Alfred, the conscientious butler of Wayne Manor, pushed the dining cart in, "It's time for you to have breakfast." His little master stayed up all night.

"Afu." Looking at the disapproval in the old housekeeper's eyes, Bruce smiled at the other party. "Don't worry." He would not fall down easily.

"Your face is not good." I don't know how many times I have persuaded my little master over the years. Ah Fu knew that he couldn't help but nag, "Why might you take a break at home today?" Last night, Gotham police received a message that someone planned to rob the central bank's vault, but it was a false alarm.

"There is a board today." Shaking his head, Bruce picked up the knife and fork, "I have to go to a banquet tonight." Neither Bruce Wayne nor Batman could rest casually.

"You really have to pay attention to your health." Faced with the stubbornness of his little master, Alfred could only persuade him in vain.

"Don't worry, I know." After taking a sip of Afu's carefully prepared black tea, Bruce rubbed his forehead, "But I do have a bad premonition these days..."

*

"Senior sister, here." Standing under the school bus, Peter waved desperately to the senior sister who was walking towards him.

"Peter, I think you'd better give up." Ned, who has been a good gay friend since high school, first looked at the friend standing beside him, then turned to see the senior sister who was walking over. Then, he shook his head helplessly. "You can't catch up with senior sister Dorothy." The style of the senior sister and her gay friend was completely different.

"Unless you tell her that you are Spider-Man, I'll see you two have no chance." A cold wind blew, and Ned, wearing a down jacket, shivered from the cold.

"Can you not hit me?" Peter confronted Ned and asked the other party to lower his voice. "Don't let people hear it." His Spider-Man's vest cannot fall off.

"I mean it." Covering her mouth, Ned glanced left and right, making sure no one heard what she had just said. "A beauty of senior Dorothy doesn't like a thin nerd. I've inquired, and she hasn't agreed to any suitor since she went to college." After emphasizing, Ned shook his head, "Peter, I probably can't unless you tell her you are the Avenger."

"You..." Peter, who was squeezed by good friends over and over again, was so itchy that he wanted to hit the other person, but at this time the senior sister had already walked closer. "Hi, good morning, senior sister." The little spider stood up quickly.

"Good morning, Peter." Dorothy nodded at Spider-Man, then turned her head to a strange boy standing beside the other party. "This is..." She had not recognized all members of the new club.

"I'm Ned."

"This is Ned Leeds." Peter and Ned spoke at the same time.

"I'm glad to know you, Ned." Shaking hands with the boy, Dorothy smiled at Ned, who was blushing.

"Ah, senior sister, we have taken you a good placeヾ(≧o≦)ニ" Ned said snatching the words, and then was hit hard by his gay friend.

*

Dorothy is here to participate in the club activities today.

As it turned out, the day before yesterday was just used by Iron Man to tease her. When she walked out of the interrogation room, she realized that Thor and Loki had already returned to Asgard.

Naturally, she doesn't have to duel with Thunder God as to whether she is a scumbag or a girlfriend:)

Sitting down at a window in the middle of the bus, Peter and Ned sat in front of her in a row, next to her a black-haired girl from the School of Philosophy, claiming to be Catherine. The club's new club is a fellow group that combines tourism and photography. The club's collective activity is to decide on a certain destination on a certain day, and then everyone who has time to go out together, help each other take photos, and share local food. Although the club is not large in school, the event content is interesting, the time is flexible, and it is also very popular among students.

"Senior sister, have you been to Gotham?" Ned turned around and lay on the back of the chair. He didn't dare to look at his senior sister in front of him. Unexpectedly, he would be able to talk to senior sister Doroth one day.

Their destination today is Gotham.

"No." Dorothy has been to many places in the past four years, but she has never been to Gotham. "But I heard that Gotham's security has improved a lot over the years because of Batman." Although the crime rate is still among the top in the United States, Gotham's reputation has indeed improved a lot over the years.

"I've been there." Catherine, who had been sitting next to Dorothy, continued. "I studied there for a year in high school." After a pause, he probably saw that Dorothy and the other three turned their eyes to her. Catherine continued, "The criminals in Gotham are afraid of Batman." After saying this, Catherine stopped talking again.

Dorothy noticed that the black-haired girl around her seemed to not like being noticed, so she thoughtfully turned her eyes away. "The significance of Batman to Gotham is probably like the Avengers to New York."

Ned's eyes suddenly lit up. "Yes, yes, the Avengers are really the patron god of our New York people." Under the cover of the chair, he elbowed Peter beside him, and Ned winked at his good friend. "Senior sister, which Avenger do you like the most?" After saying that, before Dorothy answered, Ned continued on his own. "I like Spider-Man the most, you don't know. Spider-Man once saved my life." He is really the best wingman of the year.

"Ned..." Peter whispered to stop his gay friend. Although the senior sister didn't know that he was Spider-Man, she praised her in front of her...

"That was when we went to Washington to participate in a science competition in the second grade of high school..." Ned lay on the back of the chair, with a rich expression and vivid tone to describe to Dorothy how the superhero Spider-Man was smart and brave, fearless in the face of danger. He stood up without using the DC police and FBI, and bravely rescued the students of Midtown High School trapped in the elevator regardless of their personal safety. He was later crazy about the fantasy story of students in all high school.

The bizarre plot and bold words opened their eyes to Dorothy and the students in the car.
To be continued...
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