80. chapter 80(2/2)
[Fuck! This is a provocation! Hongguoguo's provocation! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
Dorothy's sudden octave sound from the system made her ears tinnitus.
[This is about the dignity of a male god! No, it is about the dignity of a man!!! Now release the survival mission - let that shameless little bitch hit and see what is real flirting! Please show Bruce Wayne what is real flirting without showing it! Relying on the body is low-level flirting! Only skills are high-level flirting! A real male god flirting without showing his flesh at all! A real male god has a halo from the inside out!!!]
"...Huh?" Bruce still lay beside the sofa. Thinking that the blonde girl didn't know how to answer him, Bruce thought that she was considerate and asked the bodyguard to hand over a pen. "It's better... leave me the phone..."
He blinked at the girl ambiguously, then spread his palm in front of the other person's eyes, and the pen was in the palm of his palm.
Dorothy looked at Batman quietly for a few seconds, and then chose the latter by confirming her lily orientation and maybe even tonight's moral integrity and routine. She nodded happily at Batman's mouth, "Okay."
With one hand, he picked up the pen in the man's palm and dexterously avoided the man's attempt to grab her. With the other hand, he grabbed the man's fingertips, Dorothy wrote his phone number extremely slowly in Batman's spreading palm.
Bruce felt itchy in his palms.
After capping the pen cap back, Dorothy handed the pen to one of Batman's bodyguards, then stood up without any nostalgia with his own handbag.
"Don't call me."
After throwing this sentence, Dorothy walked out of the bar under the cover of the big bodyguard's burly figure.
Ten seconds later, she heard the system prompt as she wished - [Dingdong, survival mission is completed, survival points are 10 points! ( ̄︶ ̄)↗, hahahaha, that little bitch by Bruce Wayne was fooled by you! 】
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After coming out of the bar and walking along the street to the corner, Dorothy, who finally escaped from the double siege of the police and the young ladies, took out his cell phone and planned to call a car. But before she could open the app, the system's death-induced sound actually sounded again.
[Congratulations to the host Dorothy for successfully snatching the halo of the real male god once! You have successfully gotten rid of the title of "Male God Reserve". The male god cultivation system has successfully opened the second stage - "Male God on the Road". Please continue to cheer on, kick the tall, rich and handsome guy, marry the white, rich and beautiful girl, and reach the peak of your life. The future is waving to you not far away (^u^)ノ~yo]
[The next task will be more exciting! Come on Dorothy! Believe in yourself, you are the best! (/≧▽≦)/] Is it really smart to be able to bind such an excellent host?
Doroth suddenly felt very tired.
[Congratulations to the host Dorothy for successfully receiving the praise of the real male god Batman! The side plot points are 200 points! Now you have the skill - "Jack Su Halo" to be upgraded to the 1.0 enhanced version, and unlock the second essential skill of the male god - "Learn a foreign language and you won't be afraid of traveling all over the world"! It's a pleasure to congratulate!] If you have hands, you must try your best now.
"What is learning a foreign language?" Dorothy, who believes that he has a deep understanding of the system over the past four years, suddenly had an unknown premonition.
"Woom! Interesting!"
"Funny Boy!"
"I'm going to play with Wang too!"
Suddenly, a small voice came from the alley next to it, and there was a "woof" sound mixed in it?
"Dorose, you are cool~ You will know if you like it and go and take a look →_→" the system urged proudly.
After hesitating for a second, Dorothy walked into the dim alley. At the corner of the alley, several stray dogs were happily waving their tails around their legs, and were still talking to each other.
"Let me try it!" A brown puppy squeezed a white Samoyed away and placed his front legs on the dark brown pants that were surrounded by them.
“Wow!”
"Um, ヾ(≧o≦)ッao~!"
As the legs shrank and hid, the dogs burst into a huge cheer instantly. They shook their tails happily and shook their little cerebrals. The happiness that could not be concealed in the dogs' voices-
"This two-legged beast is really easy to bully!"
Hey hey hey?
Dorothy's eyes widened and finally understood what it means to "learn a foreign language and travel around the world without fear" - she actually understood what the dogs were saying.
At this time, the man who was surrounded by dogs and labeled "Easy to bully" seemed to finally notice that someone was coming and looked over pitifully.
A pair of eyes full of help\(▔□▔)/
"Save, save me...(>﹏<)"
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Meanwhile, in an apartment in Queens, New York.
Peter, who was planning to stay home for one night, slidly climbed into his bedroom through the window, and then pulled off his head cover. When he glanced at a powder notebook he placed on the desk, Peter suddenly remembered what he had forgotten today.
"ah!"
He covered his face with no desire, Peter was completely confused.
"It's over! Mr. Stark gave me a special invitation!"
He forgot to call his senior sister...
A farce came to an end.
The New York police soon arrived at the scene, and almost every frightened customer was given a blanket. Alison, a girl in a crying red skirt, told everyone that she was unlucky about her ex-boyfriend who cried, made a fuss, and hanged, but refused to break up.
"The marksmanship is very accurate." Holding a glass of liquor given by the store, Bruce leaned tenaciously against the sofa where the blonde girl was sitting, and sincerely praised the other party.
Just now, Alfred had already found out the girl's background.
Dorothy gave the bartender a half glass of sweet wine to her. "I am a member of the shooting club." The system has a long-term mission called [Weapons, a man's romance]. She chose the latter between cold weapons and guns, and also spent a lot of money to apply for a membership card for the shooting club. She would practice several times a week no matter how busy she was. If it weren't for this, she wouldn't dare to take the initiative to help.
After 20 o'clock survival points were obtained, Dorothy breathed a sigh of relief.
She was almost touched by the ladies’ breasts :)
"Do you still have to go to the police station to take a record?" Seeing a police officer coming towards this side, Dorothy looked up at Batman leaning against her sofa and standing without a standing posture.
"What?" Bruce raised his eyebrows, and he didn't understand what was wrong with this - the girl was obviously even able to deal with being flirted with by the same-sex relationship, so why are she worried about taking notes?
Are you afraid that a female police officer will take the opportunity to enter the house? And then this and that?
His eyes swept across the women who were around him who refused to leave and still wanted Dorothy's phone call, and then he took his sight back in the group of women's disgusting eyes like mice.
It was the first time Bruce Wayne experienced the experience of touching his nose, which was regarded as a rival to women.
"Can you... let the police let me go first?" Seeing that the police were about to come, Dorothy looked around them, helping to stop the Gotham richest bodyguard team who had been completely bent by her, and then turned to signal Batman to look at the wall clock on the back of the bar.
"I have a class at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. If I'm late... the professor will just die." After a while, it's already past two o'clock in the morning. If I go to the police station again, I know what time it will take.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Bruce always feels that the blond girl on the sofa looks particularly charming when she talks about the professor's ability to hang up.
Poor.
"Huh? Bruce?" Perhaps because of fighting side by side, Dorothy's feelings for Batman are no longer just on the superhero in her memory. "Please �
Bruce was slightly stunned.
"sure �
The bodyguards next to them all looked like "The boss is as shameless as ever, but he still needs to repay this little thing."
Chapter completed!