34. chapter 34
Momoji
"Relax, Peter." Compared to Captain America, who also sat upright in leisure, the other man on the sand was much more casual.
Waving his hand at Spider-Man who was standing opposite him as if he was about to be inspected, James Barnes teased his old friend in daily life. "Steve, although you are 100 years old this year, Peter is only 17 years old. Don't always act like an old man. You will be disliked by young people!" Although he is the same age as Captain America, James Barnes sets his role as a modern person who lives in the 21st century and is full of vitality. He will never have any generation gap when chatting with a 17-year-old boy!
"Peter, how are the girls in college?"
"Modern Man" James Barnes cordially asked Spider-Man about his college life, smiling "you know" on his face, "Is the figure... good?"
“…hey hey hey hey qaq?!”
Peter, who was stunned by his predecessor's bold questioning, blinked his eyes - it turns out that in the Avengers, there are also people who are so inappropriate in addition to Mr. Stark?
...
"oh �
"We just care about the children's extracurricular life, right, Steve?" He elbowed his old friend beside him. Barnes, who only had a roll of his eyes, still didn't give up. He raised his head and looked at Iron Man who walked out of the studio, "Stark, what do you think?"
"What?" Tony, who has been working for 48 hours in a row, held coffee in one hand and put the other in his trouser pocket. He has a lot of styling. "Kid
Also walking to the bar, Tony put down the cup that had been drunk in his hand and poured himself a glass of wine.
"They are teaching Peter badly..." Natasha raised her wine glass to Iron Man as saying hello, and then frowned, "Stuck, you still dressed like this when you were in the lab?"
Although he had long experienced Stark's textbook narcissism, Natasha never dreamed that the other party's narcissism would evolve to this point - only Stark's lab can enter, so who can dress like this when doing research?
Jarvis?
#Damn, I seem to have found some amazing secret#
"Hmm? Oh, I didn't change my clothes when I came back from the hotel the day before yesterday." I leaned against the bar and rubbed my forehead with one hand. Stark looked ordinary. "Kid �
Spider-Man is not afraid of heaven or earth, but she is afraid of Aunt Mei.
"Mr. Stark, I didn't skip class!" Peter, who was half an hour late for helping Queens police arrest a bank robber yesterday, retorted guiltily, "The school is all good, I also met new friends." Nodded, Peter opened his big watery eyes and tried to convince Iron Man to let the other party give up the idea of contacting May.
#You don't understand the fear of minors#
"Hmm." Tony didn't know what Peter was thinking, and he hummed without hesitation.
"By the way, Mr. Stark..." The reason why Peter stayed here after getting his new suit was to wait for Iron Man to come out of the studio. "Well, ahem, I want to ask you to help me... sign an autograph." Putting down the suitcase with the new suit, Peter took out a pink soft leather notebook from his backpack behind him and handed it to Iron Man.
"...Oh?" One hand held the other arm, and Tony gently tapped his chin with his fingers. His deep eyes looked at the notebook handed to him, and his eyebrows raised.
"Peter, who did you want this signature?" Stark didn't sign for Peter, and even the others in the Avengers signed for Peter, but the book in front of him...
"Beautiful?" A second before Peter was shy, Tony decided to let him go. He pulled out the pen in his notebook with one hand and brushed it. The English letters of the dragon and the phoenix dance were written on the paper. "What's her name?" The pen cover was pressed back softly with a "splash".
"What, what?" Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was frightened by Iron Man's question. Peter almost threw out the notebook in his hand. "Mr. Stark, what did you say..."
Bathed in the eyes of the four Avengers, "You make up, let's just watch how you make up", Peter, who was not thick-skinned enough, gradually stopped his voice.
"What's her name?" Barnes glanced at his friend proudly, and saw that he found a common topic with Peter. "Peter, don't be so shy." Isn't it just asking for a name, as for blushing?
"No, I'm not..." Peter was forced to discuss this topic with "sen" for the first time in his life, and he was a little overwhelmed. "Mr. Barnes, I don't..." He even turned red with his ears.
"Is it a classmate?" Natasha looked at the shy child in front of her with a funny look.
"Uh, it's a senior..." Peter replied in a low voice.
"How did you meet?" Barnes asked immediately.
"It's... when school starts, the senior sister is responsible for guiding the freshmen, and then..." Peter blinked.
"You have just started school for half a month, right? How long have you been together? It's okay, you're not slow." Stark strangely felt a sense of pride in his heart - how happy is this kind of white-skinned pig that has finally learned to urge other people's fields to swell and swell?
No, no, I am not old yet, I can’t have the mentality of an old father!
He shook his head silently in his heart, and Tony immediately threw this strange feeling behind his head.
"No, no!" Seeing that Iron Man and others misunderstood, Peter quickly explained, "Senior sister took me to report that day, and then we exchanged phone numbers...and then..."
Nothing then :)
"...Don't tell me for half a month, you haven't succeeded yet?" The feeling of relief just now was replaced by the iron-clad iron. Tony widened his eyes and looked at the little spider who brought into the Avengers in front of him, "You haven't been in half a month... Ao! (>﹏<)" The second half of Iron Man's words disappeared under the black widow's fierce kick.
"Shut up Stark!" Natasha calmly lifted her 15-centimeter stiletto from Stark's shoes, "Do you think Peter is you?!"
From eyes to expression, from tone to movement, every thread of Natasha reveals her contempt for Iron Man - what qualifications does a man without integrity have to teach children!
"Have you asked her out?" Steve and Barnes ignored Stark's tragic situation and turned their heads to gossip with great enthusiasm.
Peter blinked his eyes and was waiting for him to answer when he saw Natasha. He glanced at Iron Man beside him. Spider-Man, who had never been afraid of hardship, fatigue, or pain, felt his toes hurt. "There was a group event in the school yesterday afternoon, and my senior sister was there too." This is all the intersection between him and his senior sister in the past half month.
#Living with a smile:)#
"...She asks you to help Stark's signature?" Barnes and the remaining two looked at each other, and the three of them were filled with sympathy for their little friends.
This is progressing a little slow.
"No..." Peter, who had been lively and jumping around, flattered his mouth and shook his head, "I heard that my senior sister is a fan of Mr. Stark, so he took the initiative to say that I was internship at Stark Industry and could help me get an autograph..."
There was a silence in the living room.
Although his toes hurt so much that he didn't want to stand, in the mentality of not being embarrassed in front of the children who had personally pulled them into the team, Stark pretended to be indifferent. He reached out and took the pink notebook from Peter and tore off the page he had just signed.
Isn’t he going to do this?
"Hey, Mr. Stark..." Peter was a little confused.
"I will attend a cocktail party tomorrow night. If you ask someone out, I will sign her in person." Throwing the notebook back, Tony tidyed up the buttons of his shirt with one hand and putting the other hand in his pocket. His styling was full of concave shapes, and he could even take pictures of the magazine cover directly.
"Silly kid, beautiful girls won't like you just because you asked her for an idol's signature. But if you bring her to your idol, the effect will be different."
Stark raised his eyebrows meaningfully.
"By the way, what's her name?" Shuai finished playing, and then she had to go to Bingfu's toes. Stark walked out quietly, while raising one hand to instruct Peter to answer the question.
"Called by Dorothy, Mr. Stark!" Peter replied happily.
"Peter." Natasha and Steve frowned and watched Iron Man leave, then turned back to look at Spider-Man who was still indoors. "Are you sure Stark's idea works?"
Lead the girl who worships Stark to Stark???
"Of course, is there any problem?" Peter was already imagining how to report the good news to his senior sister in the afternoon.
“…No, nothing.”
The remaining three Avengers looked at each other—
This kid...
Could it be stupid?
Dorothy stood there. She was pitted by the system and had a bloody face. Now she really didn't know what expression to face Thor - just explain, it was inevitable that she would have a little bit of an attempt to cover up. But if she didn't explain, she was really worried that the next king of Asgard in front of her would follow the ancient ritual and duel with her.
She really can't beat Thor (┬_┬)
Spicy chicken system! Always cheat her!
The atmosphere in the bar was so awkward. Thor didn't say anything, Dorothy didn't know what to say. Steve considered Thor's self-esteem and was considering whether to leave quietly. When he didn't see it, Barnes was already shocked by the fact that the girl could flirt with girls more than him so much that he couldn't remember anything else.
"Uh..." You can't just stand in a stalemate like this. Dorothy mustered up the courage under Thor's impulse and cleared his throat. "Don't you go after her?" He raised his head, and didn't know what Asgard people grew up eating. Thor and Loki are both so tall. "She looks really sad." Although he doesn't know what the problem was between Thor and Jane, why did Thor stop in place at this time?
Thor looked down at the atrium girl in front of him. She was about young, with golden head and green eyes. She wore clothes that only men in the atrium (system: uneducated! This is women's clothing!), she was very short and thin, and her thighs were probably not as thick as her arms. Her mind was full of Jian Gang's words, "Let's break up", Thor really didn't know what expression and attitude to treat the atrium man in front of him.
"...I'll give her time to calm down." Under the guidance of his own unique brain circuit, the straight man Thor ran towards the path of life, and Hulk couldn't even hold it.
Chapter completed!