Chapter 30 The Great Mirror Hall
This is the Big Mirror Hall. Ai Ming looked up at the house in front of him. It was very ordinary. The only strange thing is that it is very vigilant here, with three steps and one whistle every five steps, which makes people feel scared.
Ai Ming walked up and bowed to the soldiers guarding the gate and said, "Please ask the Second Lieutenant, I am Ai Ming, the deacon of the Shenjiying Law and Staff. I was ordered to come to Dajingtang to clean up and ask the Second Lieutenant to report it." After that, he handed over the official document. Now Ai Ming is a big shot, so there is no need to pay the toll for others, because now everyone else is asking him for his business, so he should give him money.
The second lieutenant looked down at the official document, looked up at Ai Ming, and his expression was very strange. No, the deacon of the Shenjiying Law Firm came here to clean? Is it very idle in the Law Firm now? It's too outrageous to ask the deacon of the Law Firm to come here to clean? Is this guy a fake? "Please wait, the younger one will go in and say to our heads." No matter whether he is true or false, if it is true and offends him, there will be no good results in the future.
After the second lieutenant entered for a short while, the manager of Dajingtang came out. "Oh, Xike, Xike, isn't this Lord Ai? Here is Qi Dahong, the manager here."
Seeing the man in front of him, Ai Ming couldn't help but feel good about him. He bowed and said, "I have long admired him, and I have to take care of him in the future."
Qi Dahong laughed, grabbed Ai Ming's hand and walked side by side with him, and said, "Brother Ai, you are polite. My place is Qingshui Yamen, which is a place for hard work, but it is not as comfortable as yours. If there is any place to take care of, Brother Ai, don't be accustomed to it."
The two walked to a room where the miscellaneous items were stored. Qi Dahong found a broom and a basket for trash to hand it to Ai Ming, saying, "Brother, I'm really sorry. Before you came, the above said that he had already explained it to you and would not let others help you, so I'm really sorry. Brother, although the place you want to clean is not big, it's really troublesome. Brother, I won't waste your time, otherwise I'm afraid I can't finish cleaning until dark." Qi Dahong then said, "I will ask someone to wait outside the place you clean. If you want to drink water or something, just tell him."
Ai Ming knew very well that the so-called explanation from the higher authorities would not help him. In fact, Princess Lingyu made a trick, but what could he do? Unless he didn't want to get involved in the Tufang Empire, there would be no way. He refused Qi Dahong's enthusiasm to send him to the place where he was about to sweep the floor. Ai Ming, led by a lieutenant, came to the outside of a room with a broom and a basket.
"Sir, the younger ones can only send you here. Be careful, it's very dirty inside." The lieutenant stopped and turned to Ai Ming.
Ai Ming thought, is it very dirty? It doesn’t look like a toilet in the house. Is there any place that is dirtier than a toilet? Oh, maybe this lieutenant thought he was a big shot and had never been in a dirty place, so he said that. Thanks to the lieutenant, Ai Ming pushed the door and entered.
It's very clean. Except for a large black egg-shaped object in the center of this room, there is no other decoration. The ground is also very clean and there is no need to clean it. Ai Ming nodded with satisfaction. Qi Dahong just had a vision and knew that he would have cleaned up the place in advance before he could come. Well, if he wanted to withdraw more money from the Shenji Camp in the future, he would definitely take care of him.
Hey, what is that? Ai Mingxian is fine, so he always wants to come here for a few times. After taking a broom and scratching it on the ground twice, he became interested in the black egg in the center of the room. The room is very big, but strangely, there is a black egg-shaped object in the center of the room. The egg occupies almost half of the space of the entire room. It is very high, about five or six meters. What's the use of this thing? Is it good to put it on? I can't tell it.
Ai Ming gently touched the black egg with his hand curiously. It was very soft, as if it could be pierced with a poke. What is this thing? At this time, Ai Ming suddenly found that the surface of the egg suddenly squirmed, and then the egg seemed to be poked into a hornet's nest. With a "buzzing" sound, the sky was full of small insects. It turned out that the egg was not a whole piece, but was formed by many small insects holding it into a ball. Because the insects were too small and there were too many, when they gathered together, it seemed like a whole. Ai Ming reached out to touch it, and the little insect was disturbed and immediately flew away, which was very amazing.
Wow, help. Ai Ming rushed up and down in a hurry, trying to hit the insects flying to him, while running out. But it was useless at all. There were too many insects and even his vision was blocked. Ai Ming was panicked and could not even find his way out, and he rushed around like a headless fly.
It's so disgusting. The bug's body is so soft and smooth. Once it touches it, it will never fall off again. No matter how you slap it, it won't be killed. As long as you slap it, the bug's body will be immediately flattened, but as soon as your palm leaves, it will return to its original appearance. What should I do? Ai Ming, panicked, felt that the bug seemed to have found a breakthrough in his body. As long as there are holes on his body, they will go into the place they want to go, such as ears, nostrils, etc.
I couldn't hold my breath anymore. Under the vigorous exercise, the air remaining in my lungs was not enough. In addition, he felt that the insects that were drilling into my nose seemed to have advanced to the eyes of my throat. This was amazing. He couldn't help but open his mouth and took a deep breath...
"Cough...cough..." Ai Ming coughed violently, his saliva, snot and tears were flying all over the sky.
What a good guy, the little bug was thinking that the hole in Ai Ming's body was small. Ai Ming opened his mouth and sucked in a lot of small bugs while inhaling. The bug was poured into Ai Ming's lungs with the air flow. How could it not cause Ai Ming's cough? Although Ai Mingke coughed and the little bugs were sprayed out, a large part of them were not sprayed out and left in the lungs. As soon as these bugs entered the lungs, they found their homes. They were excited and flirted with somersaults, and started to make trouble.
It was over, Ai Ming was dizzy, and it was over now. I didn't expect that my man would die in the hands of a small bug. God is too good at joking. Ai Ming, who thought he was going to die, remembered his father... he remembered his mother... I don't know if they were playing well outside, but do you still remember that they had a cute son playing games at home.
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Playing a game? By the way, I am playing the game of Flushing Clouds and Rain. It doesn’t matter if I die. The only pity is that the foundation I have finally laid out now is gone all out. In the house in the game, the official ones will definitely be gone. But half of the money on my body has disappeared, and the money already in the ticket number will be lost. As for the things I carry, they are just one or two randomly dropped, which is no big deal. God bless you, don’t let my Qiankun Ring be removed, and there is also the Flush Seal, which is my favorite magic weapon; Oh, I almost forgot, there are gold buttons, Lan Ruo, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, even if I dropped everything, I won’t let you drop it, so rest assured.
Ai Ming, who was worried about gains and losses, finally calmed down and waited quietly for the arrival of death. The only thing he thought of now is that Ling Yu, you stinky girl, you are so cruel, you kill people without blood, wuwu, human face, beast heart, snake scorpion heart, the most poisonous woman heart, you are the needle on the butt of a wasp, I am Ai Ming so in love with you, but you treat me like this, you wait, and wait until I come back after I die and settle the score with you.
I'll wait, I'll wait, why don't I die yet? Why don't I wait any longer?
After reminiscing about it, Ai Ming finally felt something was wrong, something was wrong. Ai Ming carefully felt the feeling on his body, oh, it seemed very good. Although the lungs were a little uncomfortable, the insects crawled in and out of the body were disgusting, and the whole body was surrounded by insects, sticky and uneasy, and the eyes couldn't see it, there was no other problem.
Is it okay? What's going on? What kind of bug is this? It's okay to inhale it into the lungs? But why can you still feel the bugs in the lungs moving around and are so happy? If you have any problems, the bug doesn't seem to hinder your breathing. You're breathing very smoothly. What's going on?
Ai Ming thought for a long time and finally got an answer. Forget it, I still don’t think about it anymore. Since there is no problem, go out first?
Ai Ming groped out the walls of the house step by step, and finally reached the door, jumped out with a steed stroll, climbed on the ground and could no longer get up, breathing in fresh air.
"Mr. Ai, are you okay?" A voice came from Ai Ming's head, and a hand was gently patting his back.
"What do you think?" Ai Ming, who was breathing, replied unhappily. He raised his head and saw Qi Dahong bent over and smiled at him. His mouth was almost cracking to the back of his head.
"It's fine, it's fine. Lord Ai, don't blame me. This is Princess Lingyu's idea. I don't tell you the situation inside. In fact, there is nothing big. At most, I'm just a little scared, haha." Qi Dahong said apologized to Ai Ming, but from his expression, he seemed to be very happy. There was no way. There was really no entertainment in this place, so I finally found some fun today.
Good, you Ling Yu, I, Ai Ming, have no grudges and no grudges with you, but you teased me like this. No matter what, I am a man, but I am so humiliated. If you wait, I will not be a human being. Ai Ming stood up solemnly and swore loudly to the sky in his heart, his blood was full of tears, and he could not cry. Can't cry here, it would be a shame. No, the tears in his eyes were about to flow out. What should I do? By the way, just divert my attention and forget the sad things. What are you thinking? Ai Ming first thought of the horror things he encountered in the house just now.
"Vomit..." I didn't expect it to be fine. When I thought of the nauseating little bug in the room crawling around and crawling around in his body, Ai Ming could no longer hold it back and immediately bent down and vomited.
"Sir Ai, it's fine, just get used to it." Qi Dahong patted Ai Ming's back next to him and comforted him softly. It's okay if he didn't comfort him, but Ai Ming thought that he would go inside to clean the house in the future, so he even became very angry.
After a while, Ai Ming finally vomited enough and had nothing to vomit. Then he sat on the ground with a breath.
"Hurry up and help Lord Ai, go get some water, what a fool, you're so stupid." Qi Dahong shouted loudly at the side, while carefully helping Ai Ming up. It was so thrilling that Ai Ming almost sat inside the thing he vomited.
Soon someone brought the water over, and a clever one also brought a towel over. After Qi Dahong took it, he fed Ai Ming himself and drank a sip of water to rinse his mouth. He touched Ai Ming's face again. He asked worriedly: "Sir Ai, are you okay."
"It's okay." Ai Ming shook his head and responded tiredly. It was so miserable. His face turned green and his intestines were almost vomiting out.
"It's fine," Qi Dahong felt relieved, "Then Lord Ai, please take a break and then go into the house to clean. If you don't hurry up, you may not be able to clean it until night."
What? You have to go in and clean? No, you have to throw your life in. Those insects are so scary, and you don’t have the habit of feeding them by yourself. Huh? Where is the insect? Ai Ming finally felt that the insects on his body seemed to be gone. Where did he go? If you experience the inside of his body, it’s better. "Qi... Lord Qi, do you know where the insects have gone?" Ai Ming was a little dazed when he spoke.
Qi Dahong smiled and said, "Mr. Ai, don't worry, that insect is called a shadow nematode. Its body is small and difficult to distinguish with the naked eye. However, it has a characteristic that it lives specifically in a dirty place. Once it leaves, it will disappear without a trace, so please rest assured."
Oh, so that's the case. I thought the bug had entered the body and settled down. Now I felt relieved. Looking at the room in front of me, why does Dajingtang have such a place, a dirty place? It's so strange. But when I thought about going in to feed the bugs, Ai Ming felt itchy all over, so he leaned into Qi Dahong's ear and whispered: "Mr. Qi, can you please make things easier? Just ask others to come in and clean it. As long as you agree, you will definitely not refuse if you can use the place you can use in the future."
Qi Dahong thought about it and shook his head regretfully. The conditions were very attractive, but... "Mr. Ai, it's not that he is not helping you. You don't know Princess Lingyu's temper. If he is helping him, then he will explain his head to it. Mr. Ai, it's not difficult to clean it. At most, it's a little disgusting, but it doesn't harm him at all, so you can rest assured."
Ai Ming was called by Lord Qi Dahong, and even his head was dizzy. But he also realized that Qi Dahong was willing to help but had no courage to take risks. So, forget it, just go in. What a big deal? Isn’t it just a little bug? Could it be that they can really eat themselves?
Thinking of this, Ai Ming straightened his back, like a martyr who went to the public to go to the public, holding a broom and a basket in his hand, and strided towards the house. Qi Dahong clapped and praised, saying that he was the deacon of the Shenjiying Law Hall. His posture and pace, people who didn't expect him to think that he was going to blow up the bunker. Who would have thought he was going to sweep the floor? I admired, admired, and had a good level.
But unexpectedly, Ai Ming's hand was about to push the door, but he turned back and trotted to Qi Dahong and said, "Sir Qi, you see, you must first sharpen your weapons when attacking that city. Look, I only have a small broom and a small basket. How could I fight so many insects? You won't give me a utensil." Ai Ming smiled bitterly and said, holding the broom and the basket, and said.
Qi Dahong tilted his head and looked at Ai Ming. Lord Ai looked gentle and could not even say idioms. He really shouldn't behave like a person, but the so-called human beings make mistakes and horses make mistakes. "Mr. Ai, don't underestimate this broom and this basket, it is very famous. The broom is a sweeping cloud broom, and the basket is called a sweeping cloud basket. The two can be said to be seamless. As long as you clean the cloud broom with this sweeping cloud broom, any slight thing around the sweeping cloud broom will know that it is sweeping into the sweeping cloud basket. It's amazing. These two things are specially designed to clean the house."
Ai Ming nodded repeatedly, looking at the broom and the basket, with admiration in his eyes. It's really amazing. I didn't expect that even a broken broom and a broken basket have so many names. Who is full of designs like this? I admire you, admire you. "Mr. Qi, let me discuss with you. My family just lacks a garbage sweeping broom and a garbage filling basket. I think these two things are just right. Do you think you can give them to me?"
Qi Dahong hesitated for a moment and said, "No problem, but these two things are not so easy to break. If the superiors investigate, I hope Lord Ai will have to take more responsibility."
"No problem." Ai Ming smiled.
The two looked at each other and suddenly burst into laughter at the same time, tacitly informing them.
Everything was ready. Ai Ming walked to the door of the house, calmed down, raised his hand and pushed the door, shouted loudly, closed his eyes and rushed in, the broom in his hand was flying up and down, which was so amazing. This trick was called Ye Zhan Bafang Shi.
After waiting for the broom in his hand to dance for a long time, Ai Ming felt something was wrong. It wasn't right. Could it be that he really made great progress in martial arts and could he keep the broom dancing from leaking? It's impossible. Why don't you feel that there are insects crawling onto him? It's so strange. Thinking of this, Ai Ming secretly opened his eyes, what, it turned out to be Bai Wu.
It turned out that after Ai Ming left the house, the little bugs calmed down and returned to their original position. They hugged them and stood in the center of the house like an egg. Just now, Ai Ming started dancing the broom as soon as he entered the house, leaving them, so he stood there still.
Ai Ming looked behind guiltily. Fortunately, Qi Dahong didn't see it, otherwise it would be very embarrassing. Walking next to the shadow nematode and looking carefully, the habits of the shadow nematode are really strange. Why do you want to hold it into a group? If you don't look carefully, you really think it's an egg.
No matter it, Ai Ming held his breath and swept the cloud sweep at the shadow nematode. Sure enough, the shadow nematode suddenly exploded and dispersed with a "buzz". Fortunately, Ai Ming was prepared, so he immediately closed his eyes, but the cloud sweep in his hand did not stop and was still flying there.
I sweep, I sweep. There are so many bugs. Ai Ming felt that he couldn't stand it after a while. The bug was really pervasive. No matter how Ai Ming danced the cloud sweep broom, many bugs became fish that escaped the net and drilled in and climbed on him. Ai Ming is now a successful qi cultivation. Although his own "Grease Down" was not very good in fighting, his long qi and meridians were comparable to other masterful internal skills. As long as Ai Ming held his breath, he could still hold on to half a stick of incense to not breathe, so those little bugs had not yet attacked his lungs, which was also a great encouragement to Ai Ming.
Finally, Ai Ming felt that there seemed to be fewer insects around him, so he opened his eyes a little and saw that there were indeed fewer insects flying in front of him, much better than the overwhelming and dark scenery just now. Okay, keep working hard, I will sweep...
At this time, the sky was already dimming. After Ai Ming arrived at the Big Mirror Hall at around 9:00 in the morning, he began to fight the shadow nematode tirelessly. It was already evening. But he didn't feel tired or hungry at all. His resentment and disgust towards the insects made him not feel that time was passing. His only idea now was to eliminate the shadow nematode.
Is it over? Ai Ming was panting and looking around. Because the sky was dark, the remaining shadow nematodes were small and much less. Ai Ming, who was so tired, searched for a long time but couldn't find them.
Finally it was finished. Ai Ming could no longer support him and fell to the ground and couldn't get up. He was tired and hungry now, and he had reached his limit. He was finally finished, so happy. By the way, the official document didn't say how many days it would be to clean the place. In the future, he would just come here once a year to clean it. It wouldn't be considered disobedience? Ai Ming thought happily.
Ai Ming, who had rested enough, stood up lazily. Now he was thinking about going home quickly and taking a shower and going to bed. He accidentally glanced at the center of the room, where there seemed to be a bird standing there.
...Aiming thought about it, there was a bird? No way? He looked at it carefully and was stunned...
Chapter completed!