Chapter 34: Station 33(1/2)
1mh and Orange were too lazy to carry these robbers, so they dug a big hole underground and were preparing to interrogate them below.
"Even I, a weak woman, can't beat me, and I'm so embarrassed to come out to rob. It's really embarrassing the robber!" Orange looked at the robber who was tied up in contempt and mocked him loudly.
The 1mh who was digging a hole squinted his eyes and said, "Come on, a woman like you who has been focusing on violence for twenty years still has the nerve to claim herself..."
"Shut up!" Orange slapped 1mh on his head, and 1mh shut up instantly.
Five robbers were crying but not crying. Who are you players? Not to mention the messy props on their bodies, you are not afraid of being injured. Who can mess with you? I don’t know what evil he did in his previous life and actually hit the player. They just feel that they are really a dog.
Hello, you have committed a crime in this life, right? You deserve it!
1mh dug the pit and looked at the robbers who shrank into a ball. 1mh had his eyes curled up and a wicked smile...
"Orange, do you play football?"
"What?" Orange didn't understand very much. She looked at the robbers in 1mh and understood in an instant.
"Do you understand?"
"I understand!" Orange gave a thumbs up.
then……
"Orange, catch the ball!" 1mh of the time, and then kicked a robber away with one kick. The unlucky robber flew towards the orange beside the pit in the severe pain and dizziness on his buttocks.
Orange jumped into the air to perform [Roll]. After the action was over, he clamped the neck of the robber who was flying over with his feet, and threw the robber into the pit with the remaining force and attribute bonus!
"Dong!"
Now, with this force, it seems that that guy can rest for a while.
Papa! 1mh applauded and exclaimed: "Damn this awesome, amazing."
And the remaining few robbers felt uncomfortable because 1mh was already standing behind them...
"Ah!" The robber flew over, and Orange repeated the action just now and threw Ya into the pit, but this time it was not as loud as before, and replaced by the first robber's wailing like a pig.
It turned out that Orange threw the robber on the first robber.
"Continue." Orange waved.
"Go away!" kicked 1mh.
"Ah!" x2
"Go away!"
"Ah!" x3
"Go away!"
"Ah!" x4
"Let's go...ah no more?" 1mh depressed.
The five people in the pit breathed a sigh of relief.
"Orange, let's go together!" 1mh pulled up the orange and jumped down together...
"Ah!!!" x4
1mh felt strange, why did there be only four sounds? And there was one? He walked down the robbers' butts and saw the one at the bottom foaming and unconscious.
emmm...It seems like I've been playing a bit too much?
1mh was digging a mine hole while digging down. From the extinguished torches on the wall, someone used to mine it, but it was fine. There was just a lot of time left. Now the sun has set on the hill. If you don’t hurry up, you will have to dance with the zombies. Although with their strength, they are no longer afraid of these monsters. Alas, they are all caused by playing football and have wasted so much time.
But it's very fun!
1mh sealed both sides of the mine with round stones to prevent zombies from causing trouble, and then stepped on the ladder made by the robbers to seal the entrance above with dirt blocks.
After everything was finished, they set up a fire, took out the ingredients they collected on the road from the box on the donkey's back - chicken, duck, fish and meat, and then synthesized a knife and placed them on the clean stone platform and cut them into small pieces.
"What are you doing?" Orange was curious.
"Cut the meat into small pieces, then skewers with wooden sticks and grill them on the fire. This is the skewers. Isn't your world?" 1mh asked.
"I think I've seen an organization member do this, but I don't know what it is. It turns out to be called a skewer?" Orange watched intently as he put the cut diced meat one by one on the peeled wooden sticks and then roasted it on the fire.
The fire was very fierce, and soon the grilled skewers began to ooze oil, and the air was filled with the unique meaty aroma of barbecue. Orange swallowed and stared at the skewers with her eyes fixed on them.
"It's a pity that there is no salt and seasoning, so the taste won't be too good... Alas?" 1mh noticed the longing on Orange's face and smiled funnyly. It seems that she is also a foodie.
"Wait a little longer, you can eat later."
"That, I actually have some seasonings on it..." a robber said weakly.
"Oh?" There are actually seasonings? Is there more food and mods in this world? Isn't this world a pure version? Isn't it a 1mh puzzle, but I quickly feel relieved. It's normal to have a mod, after all, they are all using it, right? And according to the current situation, there should be no abnormal mods in this world, such as elite monsters, zombie intelligence, mutant creatures and other disgusting mods.
"I, I'll give you seasonings. Can you let us go? I have old men and young men and I can't die!" The robber almost cried. How scared is this guy about the players? A big man actually gave such a "respectful gift" to the two of them.
1mh handed the skewers to the orange, walked to the robber and squatted down.
"You want to survive, do you?" 1mh said expressionlessly.
"...yes..." The robber said in fear.
"Zheng!" The robber only saw a sword light, and then was frightened by the cold air coming from his neck and sweated coldly. He looked at the diamond sword on his neck in horror, and his whole body was paralyzed.
"Give it." 1mh ordered coldly.
The robber dared not be negligent. He summoned his inventory out with trembling and let 1mh dominate.
A little surprised at 1mh, is there such an operation?
"You can share your inventory with others, and you can also control it at will if you allow it." ai's voice sounded in his mind, explaining it to 1mh.
So that's it, 1mh nodded, and then began to check his inventory. Most indigenous people only had nine-section inventory, and the same was true for this robber. As 1mh imagined, there were two grids with coins in it. This should be the currency of this world. The remaining grids were all messy, and I couldn't understand them even if I could 1mh.
The only valuable thing seems to be the half-durable dagger and the condiment mentioned by the robber. Well, there are seven bottles in total, including salt, sugar, tomato sauce, chili sauce, pepper, cumin, and a small bottle of oil. It seems that these guys also like barbecue.
Let them hand over all their weapons and put them away.
In order to prevent them from poisoning the seasoning, Li Minghe put a little in their mouths. After confirming that they had tasted the sour, bitter, spicy and salty, as well as the sufferings of the world, he turned around and walked towards the orange with confidence, and said with a smile: "Orange, I got the seasoning, you can..."
Then his smile stiffened.
Orange held the almost coke skewers, and embarrassedly stuck out his tongue and said, "That, it seems like it's bad. You won't be angry, are you? Hey?"
...Hey, your sister! Why are you cute? I'm so cute! If you do this, I'll make you look bloody!
1mh helped to hold his forehead, threw the completely carbonized skewers into the fire as unqualified fuel, and then took two skewers again and put them on the fire to roast them.
More than ten minutes later, the orange finally ate the first skewer in her life. After biting her mouth, she immediately shone with her eyes and shouted: "It's delicious!"
1mh Xiaoxiao, it’s true that she only looks like a girl when she eats delicious food, and at other times... a man’s wife.
"Miss has decided!" Orange suddenly stood up and pointed at 1mh with the skewers he had taken.
"Ah?" 1mh was confused.
"I decided to take you as my imperial chef! I made such delicious food for me every day..." Orange said halfway, and suddenly forgot what he ate.
"Baking skewers." 1mh whispered helplessly, this girl should not suddenly become so cute, okay, she can't react!
"Oh yes, skewers, you have to make them for me every day!" Orange said seriously, making 1mh laugh and cry.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it for you every day, my eldest lady!" 1mh smiled and accepted the fate of becoming an imperial chef in the future, and then whispered: "I said, can you sit down first? So many people looked at it and said awkwardly..."
This time, Orange felt her funny behavior, and her pretty face turned red and quickly sat down. Then she saw the 1mh smile-like expression, and her face turned redder in anger. Then she turned around and faced the wall and ate the skewers in her hand.
1mh smiled helplessly, reached out and took two more from the stone platform and placed them on the fire, then bit the grilled skewers on his hand, and waited quietly for the orange to turn his head.
After more than ten minutes, 1mh of the two skewers were also baked. He picked up the skewers, walked behind the orange, and asked, "Do you still eat them?"
The next second, the two skewers in the hands of 1mh disappeared.
"..." Looking at the oranges that even took away by my own string, 1mh could only shake his head helplessly and then bake them again.
He glanced at the prisoners quietly, and saw that they were also staring at the skewers in his hands at this time. After seeing 1mh of eyes, he immediately withdrew his desire in his eyes and pretended that nothing had happened.
1mh remained silent, put a furnace in the corner of the wall, and threw a few chickens into it.
Orange looked at his actions, hesitated for a moment and chose to remain silent.
...
After eating the twelfth skewers, Orange burped with satisfaction, and then said in a speechless expression of 1mh: "I am full! I am going to sleep!" After that, he put a bed in the corner of the wall and fell asleep.
Two minutes later, Orange opened his eyes and saw that 1mh and the robbers were looking at her, and he became angry.
"How can I sleep when you look at me like this!"
"Oh, I understand." 1mh expressed his understanding, walked over and turned all the people around to make them think of their mistakes, and then turned their backs to the orange.
"..." Orange had nothing to say and started to sleep again.
Half an hour later, she heard 1mh stand up. She gently pulled the quilt down and saw 1mh walk to the furnace with her hands and feet, wrap the roasted chicken inside in paper, and walk to the robbers.
The robbers were so surprised that they said, "You..."
"Shh." 1mh made a gesture of silence, then pointed to the orange lying on the bed, and whispered: "Word it low, don't wake her up, I'll ask you something, and after asking, you can leave."
When the robbers heard this, they nodded repeatedly, for fear of remorse.
To be continued...