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Chapter 37 The Song of Neurosis (1)

In the scorching sun, the bored Tianyi and Le Zhengling were lying on the sofa, with their scattered hair and blurred eyes emitting a lazy atmosphere.

"Brother...I'm hungry."

"I just finished eating, why are you hungry?" Tianyu, who came down from upstairs, heard Tianyi's shouting and looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table that had not been cleaned.

"I'm just hungry! I didn't even eat breakfast."

"Who told you and A Ling to get up so late? I haven't settled the score with you yet."

"Brother Tianyu, I'm hungry too." Le Zhengling also shouted on the other side. She was really hungry. Not only did she not eat breakfast, but the food on the dinner table was also swept away by Tianyi. She ate a bowl of rice herself, oh no, it was half a bowl.

"A Ling, go to the kitchen to look for it, there should be something there."

Hearing Tianyu's words, Tianyi immediately stood up from the sofa. But before she could run to the kitchen, she was caught by Tianyu.

"Tianyi, don't move, that's for A Ling."

"Well ahhhh!" Tianyi struggled in Tianyu's hand, but there was no effect. In desperation, she could only look at Tianyu pitifully with her big watery eyes. "Let me go, brother, you are partial, I'm hungry too! If you don't give me food, I... I'll go on a hunger strike!"

"It's not okay if you're hunger. It's just right if you want to go on a hunger strike. I think you've eaten too much." Tianyu didn't care about Tianyi's threat. Tianyi was going to go on a hunger strike? This is even more irrelevant than tomorrow's end of the world.

"Brother Tianyu, why don't you give Tianyi some food?" Le Zhengling next to her was a little nervous. Tianyi said that she didn't scare Tianyu, but she was shocked.

"A Ling, don't worry about her. Today I have to teach her a lesson. Besides, A Ling, if you want Tianyi to eat, you will have nothing to eat."

"Uh... Brother Tianyu, you have grabbed Tianyi quickly, I'm going to the kitchen."

"A Ling, you can't do this!" Looking at Le Zhengling leaving, thinking of Le Zhengling waiting for the next person to eat in the kitchen, Tianyi felt that the whole world had abandoned her, looking like she was desperate.

Seeing that Tianyi stopped struggling, Tianyu threw her on the sofa.

After a while, Le Zhengling walked out of the kitchen, with some oil stains on the corner of her mouth, and she held two peeled cooked eggs in her hand. This made Tianyi, who was lying on the sofa, feel a little turbulent in her desperate eyes.

However, our arrogant Tianyi still had a disdainful expression on the surface. He closed his eyes and didn't even look at the two eggs.

It's just that her big little mouth betrayed her mercilessly.

Le Zhengling was a little helpless and was about to put the eggs in her hand into Tianyi's mouth, but suddenly a pair of hands appeared next to her and took both eggs.

"Brother Tianyu, you..."

"It's okay." Tianyu shook his head. Tianyi's arrogant look made him playful and decided to tease Tianyi.

Tianyi waited for a while, and saw that the egg had not yet reached her mouth, she opened her eyes in confusion and looked towards the faint smell of eggs.

It caught my eye, Le Zhengling's innocent expression, and... Tianyu's wide mouth and the two eggs that were about to be eaten by Tianyu.

A ball of flame ignited in Tianyi's heart.

Tianyi angrily picked up a pillow next to her and threw it at Tianyu. With Tianyu's superb skills, of course he would not be hit by such an attack.

Bang!

The pillow hit Tianyu's face accurately.

Seeing that the attack was approaching, Tianyi quickly ran to Tianyu with two barefoots, preparing to grab the eggs in Tianyu's hand.

But how could Tianyu, who was interested in teasing Tianyi, easily let Tianyi get the egg?

He lifted his hand up...

It seemed that something was wrong, emmm's weight was wrong, and his hands were still a little hurt.

Tianyu looked at his hand curiously and found that Tianyi was biting his hand holding two eggs tightly.

"Tianyi, let go!"

Tianyu shook his hand hard, but Tianyi bit him tightly, making him unable to throw it out.

"Yeah, no gift."

Seeing that Tianyi was dead, Tianyu could only persuade him helplessly: "Tianyi, let go, I will give you the egg."

"Yeah uh uh (I don't believe it)."

Seeing that Tianyi still didn't let go, Tianyu was about to use some force to pry open Tianyi's mouth. At this moment, a knock on the door sounded, causing Tianyu to stop the movement in his hand.

Bang bang bang bang!

"Is Tianyu here?" Yan He's voice rang outside the door.

Le Zhengling heard Yan He's voice, walked to the door and opened it.

"A Ling, you are here too." Yan He was a little surprised when he saw Le Zhengling who came to open the door.

"Ahe, are you here to find Brother Tianyu?"

"Yeah." Yanhe nodded and walked into the house.

"Ahe, is there anything wrong?" As he said, Tianyu subconsciously put his hand behind his back, intending to hide Tianyi.

emmm, Yanhe is not blind.

"Wow wow wow wow!" Tianyi let go of Tianyu's hand and ran loudly in the direction of Yan He.

Tianyu planned to capture Tianyi back, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was frightened by Yan He's look.

"Woooo~ Ahe, brother won't give me food, teach him a lesson." Tianyi ran to Yanhe, hugged Yanhe's legs, pointed at Tianyu with one hand, and accused Tianyu of his inhumane evil deeds to Yanhe.

Well... If it was other evil deeds, Yan He might immediately attack Tianyu. But... if it was not given food to Tianyi, it would be impossible.

After a little struggle in his heart, Yan He decided to ignore it and made a fuss. He gently pushed Tianyi away with her hands, walked to the sofa and lay down. "I'm fine, I'm just bored at home, so I'm here to play with you."

Seeing that Yanhe ignored her, Tianyi simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up. She kept crying. "Wow, Ahe doesn't want me anymore. Wow..."

After a while, Tianyi saw that her crying was in vain and stopped crying.

Seeing this, Le Zhengling walked to Tianyi and pulled Tianyi up from the ground. "Tianyi, can I take you out for a big meal later?"

If it was normal, Tianyi would definitely nod in agreement without hesitation. Oh! No, in special circumstances, Tianyi would also agree.

But this time, Tianyi unexpectedly did not nod, looked indifferent on her face, and walked to the sofa to sit down.

Yan He, who was next to him, stretched out a hand and touched Tianyi's forehead. "Don't have a fever? Tianyi, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Hmph!" Tianyi pouted and turned her head.

Seeing this, the three of them understood that Tianyi was really unhappy. But she didn't even eat a big meal. What should I do? I won't get sick if I hold it in my arms?

Le Zhengling thought for a while and said, "Tianyi, let me tell you a joke."

Tianyi, who was arrogant, hesitated for a moment and nodded slightly.

"A passenger was sitting on the plane and asked a little girl: Why wouldn't the plane hit the stars even if it flew so high?

The little girl replied: "I know, because the stars will flash!"

"Ah hahaha..." Before Tianyi could laugh, Yan He, who was standing beside him, laughed out loud.

"Ahe, your laughter is too low." Tianyi suppressed her smile and looked at Yanhe with contempt. This is also a little revenge she had for Yanhe who didn't help her just now.

"Ha?" Yan He was a little confused, looked up and found that she was the only one laughing.

Le Zhengling was squatting in the corner. It should be because he didn't laugh. He felt very frustrated, so he squatted in the corner and drew circles. Tianyu lowered his head, not knowing what he was beating in his head.

"Tianyi, I'll tell you a joke, too." Tianyu raised his head and said.

Tianyi turned her head and ignored it.

Tianyu smiled at this, and he didn't refuse.

"A woman complained to her neighbor: Your son actually called me an old sow.

The neighbor replied: I'm so sorry, I often warn him that people should not behave like a person."

"Ah hahahaha..." Yan He was still laughing on the spot.

Tianyi held a pillow, covered her head, and suppressed the smile in her heart. However, her slightly trembling body betrayed her without mercy.

"I! I'll tell a joke too." After laughing, Yanhe also remembered a joke she had heard before and couldn't wait to tell it. "When a person proposed to his girlfriend, his girlfriend said: I like simple things, but I don't want to have a simple husband."

"Ah hahaha..."

It was still only Yan and the other person who were smiling lonely, and Tianyu and the other two looked at her in a daze.

"Ahe, you're a joke... it's not funny at all." Le Zhengling said.

Tianyi nodded in agreement. "Yes, Ah He's funny point is really low."

Tianyu didn't speak, Tianyi and Le Zhengling would not be beaten. But if he dared to laugh at Yanhe like that, he would definitely get a beating.

"emmm..." Yan He lowered his head, pouted his mouth, and his two white and tender index fingers fiddled with each other.

"Ahe, don't be discouraged. Actually, this joke is quite funny." Tianyu walked to Yanhe and gently comforted Yanhe.

Yan He looked up, his big watery eyes facing Tianyu's eyes. "But you didn't laugh."

"I didn't laugh at the joke A Ling told before. Do you think A Ling's joke is not funny?"

"It seems that's the reason." Yan He lowered his head and thought, feeling that Tianyu was right, and a sense of confidence arose in his heart. "Tianyu, I will definitely think of a joke that makes you laugh!"

"Okay, I'll wait." He said this, but Tianyu was indeed... Haha, this is even more irritating than Tianyi not eating.
Chapter completed!
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