Chapter 99: If you don't die, you won't die
Perhaps because of her peers, Chen Ying had a better conversation with me, but she didn't look like autistic patients at all. But her IQ was too high, which always left me speechless. I asked, "Autistic patients don't like to talk, right? I often feel speechless now. Are you almost getting autistic?"
Chen Ying smiled.
The nanny was shocked when she saw it and called Chen Moran in surprise: "Master, Miss, she smiled!"
Just laughing, you will be surprised like this. If I smile, my mother will definitely say, "Look at you so stupid, just like your dad."
This is the gap! However, Chen Ying is suffering from autism and smiles are definitely rare, which is understandable...
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Five days are fleeting, and today is the day to return to school.
Jiang Yunsheng and I walked into the class side by side. Jiang Yunsheng asked, "Do you have any plans for winter vacation? My father said he would take me to Sanya for a trip. Do you want to be with me?"
The fifth brother cheered next to him and said, "This little girl really likes you."
I ignored Brother Wu and politely refused, "No, I want to make up for my previous homework during the winter vacation."
Jiang Yunsheng was a little disappointed: "Okay, if you don't know anything, you can communicate with me..."
Soon, the head teacher walked in and patted the podium: "Silent!"
Everyone soon became quiet, and the head teacher continued: "There are two things announced today, both of which are related to Bruce Lee."
When I heard this, the whole class looked at the corner where I was, and I was a little surprised. Brother Wu floated beside him and analyzed: "It should be related to your grades."
Sure enough, the class teacher said: "Bruce Lee's grades were excellent this time, with scores above 70 points in each subject, and ranked 23rd in the class. Everyone applauded and encouraged!"
Several sparse applause sounded, mostly supported by Jiang Yunsheng.
His deskmate Shi Haochi questioned: "Can you get 23rd place? Did you copy it?"
I looked proud and smiled without saying a word.
The head teacher continued: "As for the second thing... After investigation by the school, it was confirmed that Bruce Lee cheated in the exam and was of a bad nature. He was expelled from the school and was encouraged again!"
The whole class instantly heard thunderous applause!
When I heard this news, I was stunned! I thought there was no reason! My cheating technique was so high-tech, there was no reason to be discovered! So I asked dissatisfiedly: "Teacher, do you have any evidence?"
The head teacher snorted coldly: "I really can't die if I don't want to die! Actually, at the beginning, we just doubted it, but there was no definite evidence. But later we found that the only application question you did on the math test paper, the answer was very special. There were only two test papers in the whole grade group, and the other one was from Jiang Yunsheng. The steps you solved the problem were exactly the same! You must have used some high-tech cheating method! So, Jiang Yunsheng's mistake once!"
The fifth brother laughed and said, "Hahaha, I'm asking you to cheat, have you been punished?"
When is it? He is still in the mood to say sarcastic words? I really want to give him a talisman to let him know why the flowers are so red! Although I was in an extremely bad mood, I still stood up and said, "It was me who threatened Jiang Yunsheng to cheat, it has nothing to do with her."
"What? Do you dare to threaten your classmates? I will call the police now and arrest you!" As he said that, the head teacher took out his cell phone and asked to dial 110!
Jiang Yunsheng also stood up and said, "Teacher, I voluntarily, please do not fire him."
"Hmph! It's impossible not to fire! Bruce Lee, come and ask your parents to go through the procedures for dropping out of school!"
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After calling my parents, I sat in the class stupidly. Unexpectedly, I was caught cheating for the first time and was expelled from school! My deskmate Shi Haochi said: "You are my biggest competitor. Now that you are gone, I will lose a lot of fun in my future life."
"Yes, after I leave, no one will compete with you for the second to last."
"Oh!" Shi Haochi sighed, full of sadness. From now on, no one can be his opponent again. For a moment, he felt lonely as a master! Seeing his appearance, I couldn't help but curse him secretly. He was second to last in the class. What kind of master is pretending to be?
At this time, Jiang Yunsheng also came over and said apologetically: "I'm sorry."
I shook my head: "No, I should be saying sorry, I have been punished for once."
"But I did the application question on purpose by mistake. I was afraid that you would get full marks by copying them all, so I did one mistake on purpose. But there were three application questions on the math test paper, but you copied the wrong one..."
After hearing this, my neck stiffly looked at Brother Wu. This guy was responsible for passing the answer! He chose this question and copied it for me! It turned out that he was the culprit! I formed a sword finger with my right hand and slowly touched my pocket, preparing to take out a spell for him to look good!
Seeing that something was wrong, the fifth brother ran through the wall and ran away! It was faster than a rabbit!
I slowly put my hand back on the table and thought to myself, I can't blame others for this. I was expelled from school because I was trying to die. I was bragging to my parents a few days ago, saying that this exam will definitely give them a surprise. Now it seems that this surprise is too big...
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Two hours later, I stood at home, and my parents sat on the sofa with a serious expression, without saying a word.
No matter how my father and mother beg, the head teacher was just a turtle and wanted to fire me! Seeing that the matter could not be saved, he could only go through the procedures for dropping out of school.
At this time, my father pulled out his belt and said with a grudge: "Little bastard! You have poor academic performance, and I have never said anything! But you are so good, you actually went to copy! And you also use high-tech methods, you have a promising future, right? I'll kill you!"
As he said that, my dad raised his belt and was about to take it off!
"Wait! Dad! I have something to say!" At this critical moment, I hurriedly stopped him.
My father was so angry that he couldn't make a big deal, and my mother was also angry, and I couldn't fight back, so this belt was inevitable! Actually, I also knew that plagiarism was wrong, but I just wanted them to be happier. By the next semester, I could become a top student with my own strength, but who knew that luck was so good that I was fired before the next semester.
And my fourth brother was not by my side, otherwise I would have possessed an iron cloth shirt. Even if I stood there and sucked my dad for an hour, I wouldn't scream in pain. Although my fifth brother was watching the fun, his iron crotch skills were useless at all! Even if my dad was angry, he wouldn't be able to suck my Ding Ding. If the old Li family was beaten, it would be a big winner.
So this belt must not be beaten! And I have to find a way to calm them down.
Dad raised his belt and asked, "What else do you have to say?"
I pretended to sigh: "Oh! Actually, all this is related to Vice Governor He! Do you know the news a few days ago? He Yangde was investigated by the Anti-Corruption Bureau and embezzled 240 million yuan. But it doesn't matter if he was arrested. Anyone related to him was affected. I am one of them! In order to prove his innocence, the Director of the Education Bureau started with me! In fact, I feel very wronged too!"
"So, you didn't copy it? All this was set up by them?"
I said with a sad look: "Anyway, all this is blamed on He Yangde!"
I put all the shit basin on He Yangde! He is not a good thing anyway, and now he is unable to protect himself, so he has no time to come to confront me. If you count it carefully, he has cheated me many times, and it is natural for me to cheat him once!
Dad put down his belt and concluded: "We are all victims of politics."
I returned to my bedroom and finally breathed a sigh of relief. My fifth brother said, "You guy, you are so good, your lying skills are getting more and more proficient."
I curled my lips and said, "It's not all a lie. Before, with He Yangde's support, the head teacher didn't dare to say anything even if he didn't like me. Now the head teacher has no scruples, and my grades are poor, she is eager to fire me so as not to drag the class down."
"You've seen it thoroughly."
I shrugged: "It doesn't matter, it's a loss to fire me. Now I can concentrate on studying Taoism."
"You can only comfort yourself like this."
Brother Wu’s words were so ugly. I waved my hand and said, “Brother Wu, please leave quickly, let me be quiet..."
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The next day.
During breakfast, my father said, "Now I give you two choices, either go to school in another place or join the army."
I put down my chopsticks and asked, "Is there a third option?"
The father also put down his chopsticks: "What? I still want to go to society? You don't have any skills, how can you support yourself?"
Actually, I really want to tell my dad that if I want to make money, I will have at least one million now. Although I don’t have much money now, I still have two gold ingots. This thing is definitely worth hundreds of thousands when I sell it. It can be seen that being a Taoist priest is enough to support myself.
But I can't tell the truth, it will scare them. Just as I was hesitating, my phone suddenly rang. As soon as I pressed the answer button, the bastard voice came over: "Brother, didn't you say you could help me after the exam? Where are you?"
I slapped my thighs and got a lot of money on the spot! I have been plagued by trivial matters recently and I have forgotten the bad guy!
A while ago, the bastard said that his uncle was entangled by a ghost. I was in a hurry to come back for the exam, so I said that I would help after the exam. After calculation, it had been ten days! I hurriedly asked, "How are your uncle?"
"He still has insomnia. The ghosts are making troubles too fierce recently! I have mentioned your name, but those ghosts don't give you any face and say they don't know you at all. Brother, come here quickly and help. Those ghosts want to steal my uncle's money! I can't even bear it!"
"You uncle is very rich?"
"Of course! My uncle uses the warehouse to install money!" The bastard said proudly...
Chapter completed!