Chapter 15 Master Jiang, who is scared to pee
Wei Teng laughed: "Master, your disciple is very polite. It turns out that they are all their own people. I was still wondering, who can teach such a powerful disciple? It turns out that it's Master."
"It's not awesome, he just learned some basics." Master Jiang said lightly, looking like a paranormal.
Wei Teng suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Master, I will give me another Jiamuyang Talisman. This is a thousand yuan. I have encountered too many supernatural cases recently, so I have to guard against it."
Master Jiang was silent for a while, and then said, "Since that's the case, I'll give you another one. This thing is very precious and I don't have much in my hands."
Wei Teng put down the 1,000 yuan, took the talisman with surprise, and thanked repeatedly: "Thank you, Master! I will say goodbye first, and I will also have to worry about the master's care in the future. Of course, if you have any needs, just speak up. As long as you can do it, I, Wei Teng, will never refuse!"
After saying that, he left.
I kept watching coldly, feeling in my heart. As the saying goes, heroes don’t ask where they come from, gangsters don’t look at age, this guy dares to cheat even the police. It’s really an old birthday star who hangs himself and thinks he’s long-lasting! As soon as Wei Teng left, he put away his looks like a master, picked up a thousand dollars and laughed, almost laughing.
After a while, I remembered that there was someone in the room, so I hurriedly put away my smile, looked at me and asked, "Boy, what are you doing? Also, what does the supernatural incident mean by Officer Wei just mentioned?"
"Don't worry about that much first, get me a basin of water and let me clean it, and then find a white shirt. I'm in a hurry."
Master Jiang nodded: "For the sake of your cooperation just now, I will meet your requirements. Take this basin and towel and go to the bathroom to clean it up by yourself."
Half an hour later, my body was not so dirty, and I looked pretty neat in the clothes that Master Jiang found. At this time, the master asked: "Did you and Officer Wei catch loaches? Why did you make me muddy? Haha..."
Seeing his gloating look, I was so angry that I was so angry! I was kind enough to be Lei Feng, and my newly bought clothes were scrapped. This guy made 1,000 yuan by grinding his mouth. Why is the gap so big? I thought for a few seconds, and suddenly my eyes lit up. I took out the big treasure sod honey and said, "Master, it's all about cow tears. You can see ghosts when you rub it on your eyes. Do you want to try it?"
Master Jiang had a contemptuous expression on his face: "This Taoist priest is born with yin and yang eyes, so he doesn't need such things, let alone I am in charge, there are no ghosts within a radius of five miles!"
"You're not afraid, are you?" I asked teasingly.
Sure enough, in order to prove himself, the master took over the tears of the bull.
I gave a wink to the three ghosts jumping off the building and Xu Han. They instantly understood what I meant, and they all turned into extremely terrifying appearances. The fifth brother even pulled his head down and hugged it in his arms, floating next to Master Jiang. The master still had a contemptuous expression on his face. After wiping the tears of bull, he opened his eyes and saw the fifth brother holding his head standing in front of him. His head was still smiling and said, "Hello~~"
"ah!!!"
Master Jiang opened his eyes wide open, screamed, and turned around and ran away! But as soon as he turned around, he found a female ghost floating behind him. The female ghost's face was swollen, with hair disheveled, and blood bleed in seven orifices! She said gloomyly: "Master, I'm dying so miserable~~"
"ah!!!"
Master Jiang screamed again, looked left and right, and found that the third brother on the left turned into a skeleton, with a few pieces of minced meat sticking to it. On the right, the fourth brother's head was rotated 180 degrees, his face was covered with blood, and he stared at him with his eyes like a dead fish!
Master Jiang grinned and couldn't scream anymore. He squatted on the ground, hugging his head and trembling. It looked like he had all the ten final exams! He was about to be scared to pee! Seeing this scene, I laughed next to him, while Master Jiang's voice trembled: "Boy, is it your fault? Let them leave quickly!"
"Didn't the master just say that if you are here to stay, there are no ghosts within a radius of five miles?"
"I...I will never lie again!"
Seeing that he had a good attitude towards admitting his mistake, I forgave him and waved his hand and said, "Come back."
After a few seconds, he dared to look up and found that four ghosts were floating behind me. Finally, he breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the ground with a pale face.
I hugged my shoulders and said, "This time I'm just giving you a little lesson. Don't sell fake talismans to harm others in the future. A few days ago, I met a man named Liang Junfa who was entangled by a ghost. I was complacent when I bought your fake talisman. If I hadn't met me, he would have been killed by a ghost. In short, you should do it yourself in the future."
"Hey? Don't leave, what should I do with my eyes?"
"I won't see the ghost in an hour." After that, I took back the tears of the cow, turned around and left casually, and finally took the revenge of the arrow...
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I returned home secretly and found that my mother was not here. I quickly took off my dirty clothes and scrubbed them quickly! Just as I was washing my feet, I suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing beside me! I looked over subconsciously and found a figure appeared beside me, which turned out to be an ugly ghost! Only half of my head still looked hideous and terrifying, but I felt very kind and said, "You are finally back."
Then tell me a brief account of what happened recently, including what happened a few hours ago.
After hearing this, the ugly ghost muttered in a low voice: "Don't you dissolve the corpse?"
I hurriedly asked, "What is it that you don't dissolve a corpse?"
"Dead but not rotten is collectively called "not transforming corpses." Over time, the corpses will change sooner or later."
"What's going on with Xu Han's body?"
The ugly ghost shook his head: "I don't know. But according to your description, there should be something wrong with the place where the corpse is buried. The so-called "no wind and water" are there, and the wind is hidden. It is a wasteland, without the boundary of "water", and the vitality will be blown away by the wind. What's more, the weeds in the saline-alkali land do not grow, and the vitality will be cut off, and the rest are all declining, declining and dead air. In addition, the soil problem is white, which is a very bad place. In addition, the soil is dry and the earth is weak, which is a very bad place."
Wocao? I know so much. I was so stupid that I heard it. Although I didn’t quite understand what he was saying, it seemed very powerful. I couldn’t help but ask: “Ugly, did you tell fortunes and feng shui for people during your lifetime?”
"I don't know, my memory is blank, but I remember these strange things. By the way, where is the corpse?"
"Where is at the Public Security Bureau, what's wrong?"
"Take me to see."
"What's the best thing?" I curled my lips: "Today, because of that corpse, I broke all my newly bought clothes!"
The ugly ghost said: "I want to suppress the corpse. The supernatural incident cannot be exposed in public."
"Why?"
"Because it will cause panic, if you know there are ghosts in the world, do you still dare to walk at night?"
What I said makes sense, but the public is afraid that they will not panic. It has something to do with you? Although I was confused, I didn't ask. Actually, I was also worried about the female corpse. Xu Han died miserably enough, and the corpse was not peaceful. Since the ugly ghost was willing to help, let him help.
Then...before I finished washing my clothes, I went to the Public Security Bureau again, found Wei Teng, and asked where the body was. He said the body had been sent to the forensic identification center, and asked me what was wrong, and I said it could solve the problem of zombie fraud.
So Wei Teng drove me to the forensic center. As soon as he entered the gate, he found the body lying on the ground, struggling violently. Although he was trapped by a rope, it was still very terrifying. The police did not dare to step forward.
I quickly got out of the car, ran to the vicinity of the corpse, pretended to be a sword, waved it a few times, and shouted at the corpse: "Hurry as the order!"
At the same time, the ugly ghost came to the corpse, reached out and grabbed the head of the corpse, and pulled it hard, and a soul was pulled out directly! It was the soul of an old man. As soon as he went out, the corpse stopped moving. Of course, outsiders could not see the ugly ghost, so in their eyes, I gestured casually, and the corpse became quiet, and I couldn't help but show respectful gazes!
Wei Teng walked over with a big laugh and patted me on the shoulder: "I am worthy of being Master Jiang's disciple, it's really amazing! Could it be that he just taught this trick to you?"
This question is not easy to explain, because a few hours ago, I was beaten so badly by the female corpse, but now I suddenly felt like I had eaten Viagra. The contrast is too big, so I could only use Master Jiang’s name to avoid the limelight. So I said ambiguously: "This trick I just learned."
The police asked one after another: Who is Master Jiang? He was able to teach such a powerful apprentice? He just pointed at him and got rid of the zombie?
Wei Teng hurriedly said, "Master Jiang is a master of hermits, with profound Taoism and a world-renowned mind. He gave me two Jiamu Yang Talismans, which would allow me to be immune to all ghosts. The master lived in seclusion in the hardware store of the "Friendship Pedestrian Street"! Remember, you can go and ask for talismans, but you must never be rude to the master, otherwise I will not be responsible for any consequences!"
After hearing this, the police got into the car one after another, stepped on the accelerator and headed straight to the hardware store!
Wei Tengze gave me a smile, meaning: Is this advertisement good?
My face was full of pain, and I thought to myself that what is this? What happened? My unexpected action just now actually sent a large amount of business to Master Jiang? This also led to more than ten minutes later, Master Jiang inexplicably sold 6 Jiamuyang Talismans, and inexplicably made 6,000 yuan...
Since the police all ran away, I could only help Wei Teng carry the body inside. He had stomachache and I had oops. After getting inside, the ugly ghost said that he didn't know why the body attracted souls, but he wanted to stay because as long as he was there, no soul could get close to him, and he was very knowledgeable and would not be sucked in.
This is the only way for the time being.
Because Wei Teng mistakenly thought that I was a disciple of Master Jiang, his attitude changed 180 degrees, and he even wanted to please and flatter him. He sent him downstairs to his house. As soon as he opened the car door, he met his mother who came back from buying vegetables.
Chapter completed!