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Section 119: The Arrival of the Bitch

It is eight:30 p.m. I must eliminate the remaining yin energy in the corpse before midnight (eleven o'clock), otherwise I will inevitably be deceiving the corpse!

Eliminating the yin energy is actually very simple. You can handle it with a yang talisman, but the difficulty lies in not having the opportunity to take action! In the public eye, I cannot use Taoist techniques! I cannot enter the morgue at will. I just hope that the hearse can come quickly and take advantage of the way to the funeral home. After all, there is not much time left!

I looked at my second uncle's soul and said, "Don't run around these days. The new ghost is easily oppressed. Being near me, I can keep you safe."

"Then when will you help your second uncle pass the message?"

"Transfer...tomorrow."

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After waiting for about two hours, the hearse finally arrived at the hospital, but it was already half past ten:30!

The funeral home uses regular hearse. The appearance of this type of car looks like a seven-seater business car, but the interior is very different. It looks like an armored car with only two seats in the main and co-pilot. There is a stainless steel coffin behind it and a bench next to it. It is available for family members to sit.

After a long time of procrastination, I finally transported the body onto the hearse. After discussion, Li Yongyan and I went to deliver the body together.

Two staff members came to the funeral home, and they were sitting in the head and co-pilot respectively, so Li Yongyan and I could only sit next to the coffin. But this was exactly what I wanted. It was already ten:50 at this time, and there were still ten minutes left before midnight!

The second uncle's soul was also floating in the car, and he asked in a nagging question: Why is the body constantly emitting black air?

Actually, it was yin energy, but I didn’t have time to answer him because I was thinking about how to eliminate the yin energy on the corpse. Li Yongyan was still next to me, so it was not convenient for me to do it!

I just wanted to advise Li Yongyan not to follow him, but it was his biological father who died after all, so it was hard to say this. I glanced at the watch and it was already 10:58, and there were still two minutes left! The situation was critical at this time, and the second uncle was about to cheat the zombie! I didn't care about that much! I pointed to the coffin and said to Li Yongyan: "Brother Yan, look! The second uncle's hand seemed to have moved!"

"Really?" Li Yongyan quickly lowered his head to watch.

I took the opportunity to take action! I slashed his neck with a knife! I knocked him unconscious! The second uncle's soul shouted from the side: "Xiaolong, what are you doing?"

While I placed Li Yongyan flat on the bench, I whispered: "Don't worry, uncle, Brother Yan is just fainted, because he can't see what happened next, otherwise he will leave a psychological shadow."

At this moment, the second uncle suddenly exclaimed: "What's going on? Why did my body sit up!"

Hearing this, I quickly turned around and saw that the corpse had indeed sat up! She still stared at her blood-covered eyes! Her neck turned stiffly and suddenly rushed towards me!

I have seen this situation a lot, so it’s no wonder! What’s more, this kind of ordinary zombie is the most rare among zombies. If it is strictly divided, even zombies are not considered to be. They are all caused by a yin energy in the body.

The accumulation of zombies absorbing yin energy over time will make their bones hard and have infinite power! Therefore, there is no comparison between the two.

I stretched out my palm, pressed it on my second uncle's forehead, and pressed it downward! I pressed him back into the coffin! Then I pinched his chin with one hand, ignited the yang talisman with the other hand, and then stuffed the talisman into his mouth!

When the Yang Talisman is ignited, a large amount of Yang Qi is generated. The second uncle's soul is frightened and hides in the corner. As a new ghost, he will have an instinctive fear of Yang Qi.

After stuffing the yang talisman into his mouth, he hit the abdomen of the corpse. When affected by external force, the corpse will involuntarily exhale and inhale again. During this breath, he inhaled all the yang energy in his mouth, collided with the remaining yin energy in his body, and finally dissipated in both directions.

The second uncle's body struggled for a while and then stopped moving. However, the blood-covered eyes were still wide open. I gently brushed it and closed the body.

The second uncle's soul was stunned and he was stunned for a long time before asking, "Xiao, Xiaolong, why did my body move?"

"It's a zombie fraud." I replied: "Second uncle, you died of Yin Qi invasion of the body. There is Yin Qi left in the body. You will be a zombie fraud at midnight... Alas, if you could find out earlier, you could still save your life. Unfortunately, you are destined to have such a disaster."

"Xiaolong, what are you talking about? Why can't the second uncle understand a single sentence? What kind of yin and yang energy are there?"

"To put it simply: on the night before New Year's Eve, you were attacked by a ghost when you accidentally entered the mass grave, and most of the yin energy remained in your body, causing cardiogenic shock. It can also be said that you were killed by that ghost."

After this explanation, the second uncle finally understood and showed anger: "What? I have no grudges and grudges with him, why should I harm me? I will go find him now!"

"Forget it, uncle, you are a new ghost, and you cannot be his opponent. According to my estimate, the Taoist practice of your evil ghost will be at least more than a hundred years. I will avenge you this hatred, don't worry."

At this moment, my cell phone suddenly rang. It was a call from a bastard man. When I pressed the answer button, I asked, "Isn't sleeping so late? It's eleven o'clock, is there anything wrong?"

"Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Of course I am watching the party. What are you sleeping? Brother, what about you? Are you watching the party too?"

"I'm looking at the body."

The bastard thought for a while and said with a sudden realization: "Oh, you are talking about the sketch that xx just now, right? That corpse is so similar, haha, I burst into tears... Huh? Why don't you laugh, brother?"

I was covered in black and told about the past few days. After hearing this, the bastard insisted on coming to help! He said that every time he had something to do, I would go to help. This time if I had something to do, he would never stand by and watch...

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When I arrived at the funeral home, I woke Li Yongyan up. While rubbing his neck, he said, "It hurts so much. It seems that someone was beaten just now. Xiaolong, could it be you who did it?"

Of course, I can't admit this kind of thing, I can't tell him: Brother Yan, there is a reason why I knocked you out, because your father was cheating on the zombie.

If he said this, it would be strange if he was not in a hurry, so he could only make up a kind lie: "How could it be Brother Yan? You must be too tired and fell asleep accidentally. Besides, who has the strength to knock someone out in one go? Look at my little body, is it possible?"

Indeed, my figure is very normal, neither thin nor strong. I used cleverness to stun Li Yongyan just now.

Li Yongyan looked at my body and finally nodded. He didn't bother with this matter anymore, but went to go through the procedures.

The funeral home at night is very quiet and empty, and the atmosphere is a bit gloomy.

I was sitting at the entrance of the funeral home waiting for Li Yongyan. At this moment, a young female ghost suddenly floated over and asked the second uncle: "Handsome guy, are you new here?"

"Me?" Uncle Er pointed at his nose and was stunned for a moment.

"Yes, you're a new ghost. Are you very confused? Why don't you follow me and join our big family. Now, there is a group of yin energy here. If you absorb it, you will be one of us. There are many beauties in the big family."

Yin Qi is extremely attractive to ghosts, and the second uncle couldn't help but reach out his hand.

Just as he was about to touch the ball of yin energy, a fire suddenly flashed through it, dispersing the yin energy! Moreover, the fire contained a large amount of yang energy! The female ghost looked at me in horror and quickly floated to the distance.

"Xiaolong, why did you scare the girl away?" Uncle Er asked with some reproach.

I was not angry either and explained: "Second uncle, she is not a girl. Judging from the Taoist practice, she is older than you. Besides, she has bad intentions. If you absorb that yin energy, you will not be able to reincarnate."

"But why did she harm me? She wouldn't let me reincarnate?"

"Well... ghosts usually need to find places with strong yin energy to practice, and these places have long been occupied by other ghosts, so they have to form gangs to grab territory. And that female ghost should belong to a small group, because the new ghost is not popular, and few groups are willing to accept it."

After hearing this explanation, the second uncle couldn't help but sigh: "When I was alive, I was intrigue, but I didn't stop dead... By the way, Xiaolong, can I not reincarnate?"

I shook my head slightly: "Uncle II, the so-called humans and ghosts have different paths. If you stay by your relatives, you will make them sick. This is definitely not what you want to see. I know it is difficult for you to let go, so before you leave, I will try my best to fulfill your wish and not let you leave with regrets..."

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The next day.

Everyone gathered at grandma's house in the countryside.

Just now, my aunt received an unfortunate news: Mysterious sixth uncle is gone! My phone cannot be connected! It seems that my whole body has evaporated.

Seeing that his aunt looked frowning, the father advised: "Sister, there are so many gentlemen Yin and Yang, so you don't have to look for that old man."

I interrupted and said, "No need to look for me. I have a friend who is Mr. Yin and Yang. He rushed over from Qiling City to help and arrived in the afternoon."

“Is it reliable?”

"Don't worry, Lao Li, I guarantee it will be done properly."

Although the bastard is not reliable, there will be no problem with me instructing you behind the scenes. This will save you some money. Of course, I will not let the bastard help you for nothing, at least the travel expenses will be reimbursed...

At 3:30 in the afternoon, the bastard rushed to the countryside in vain. I specially went to the village entrance to pick him up. I told him privately: I don’t want to expose my identity in front of my relatives, so I let him pretend to be Mr. Yin and Yang.

The slutty man patted his chest confidently and said he would wrap it on him!

When introducing the bastard to his relatives, everyone thought he was too young and definitely had no ability. However, the bastard ignited a talisman out of thin air, which shocked everyone! I also believed that the bastard was a real "expert".

However, this guy didn't know anything. Some time ago, he pretended to be Mr. Yin and Yang and even cheated his employer's body.

The aunt asked, "Child, when is it better to cremate this corpse?"

The slutty man "calculated his fingers" means that it is a good day and will be cremated tomorrow.
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