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I would rather learn the iron-headed skills of my third brother or the iron cloth shirt of my fourth brother than learn the iron-crotch skills! I would not be as stupid as you, just like you! Of course, this cannot be said explicitly. After a little modification, I said, "I may change my mind in the future. Fifth brother, let's talk about how to make money first."

"Well, it's not difficult to make money. Isn't it enough to help people deal with supernatural incidents?"

"No, my sixth uncle almost tortured me to death last time, and the ugly ghost is not here, so I'm afraid there will be danger!"

The fifth brother shook his head slightly: "Idiot, can I just cooperate with you in acting?"

I was stunned for a moment: "You mean...you go and pester others, and I will pretend to be a Taoist priest to exorcise ghosts and make a profit from it? No, it's too unkind to do this."

"Then there is nothing to do." Brother Wu spread his hands and said, "If you want to make money quickly, there is only one way to go."

"Are those ghosts that harm people good at it?"

The fifth brother touched his chin: "Generally speaking, it's not high. It's very easy for those who are good at Taoism to kill people. But it's more difficult for those who are good at Taoism. First of all, you have to let the target's yin energy invade the body and your body gradually weaken. It may take about a month to succeed."

"In other words, those who still have time to hire Taoist priests are all entangled by weaker ghosts, right?" I asked by learning from it.

The fifth brother nodded: "It's almost the same. With my help, plus that note, it shouldn't be a big problem. But there will still be some danger. Have you thought about it?"

I have decided! Because I have always been unlucky, I almost got tormented to death a few days ago. I still saved money to buy "Tactic Collection" with reliable reliability, at least I can protect myself!

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At night, at 8 o'clock, nearby night market.

There are many stalls on both sides of the road, selling fruits, cooked food, used books, small appliances, etc. Due to the cheap prices, it attracted a large number of citizens, crowded with people and cars, which was very lively.

At this time, I was standing in a corner, and the fifth brother was hiding behind. Because there were too many people here and the yang energy was too strong, he did not dare to show off.

I observed the pedestrians coming and going to see if there were any people entangled by ghosts, but after watching for a long time, I found the target. It is true that if so many people were entangled by ghosts, wouldn’t the world be in chaos?

But the effect of the cow's tears can only last for an hour, and it is almost time, so I feel a little unwilling to accept it.

Because the tears of cows are so precious! Use a little less, this thing is not mass-produced after all!

Unfortunately, things went against my wishes. Until the cow's tears failed, I couldn't find the goal. I made up my mind and applied it again!

It was already nine-thirty at night, and there were not many people in the night market, and even the stalls were withdrawn. Occasionally, three or two ghosts could be seen floating around on the road. However, these are wandering souls, that is, people who have just died, and they have no Taoism.

Just when I was so bored that I wanted to go home, my fifth brother suddenly said, "Look at that, look over there."

Looking in the direction of his finger, a middle-aged man came over. Under the dim street light, he could clearly see a few rays of yin energy on his face!

I walked over quickly: "Uncle, stay!"

The middle-aged man raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

I saw that he was about forties, with a shaved beard, fluffy hairstyle, unkempt style, and a little alcoholic smell on his body.

I coughed lightly and said pretending: "Uncle, you see that your Yin Tang is black and has poor color. There is a demonic aura emerging between your eyebrows. Have you encountered strange things recently?"

The middle-aged man's face changed: "Yeah? How do you know?"

I pointed at my eyes: "I can see it."

The middle-aged man said in confusion: "It's impossible... I have bought Master Jiang's Jiamu Yang Talisman, and it cost 998!"

Looking at the yellow talisman he took out from his pocket, I really couldn't bear to tell him that it was just this broken thing, Master Jiang offered ten yuan in the morning!

But you must not talk nonsense at this time. I said, "For 500 yuan, I can help you solve the problem completely. There is no additional fee. If you think about it, come here to find me at 8 o'clock tomorrow night."

After saying that, I turned around and left.

As I walked home, I asked, "Fifth Brother, do you think this person will come tomorrow?"

"Ninety percent won't come."

I was surprised: "Why?"

"It's because of this outfit." Brother Wu pointed to my school uniform and said, "Why do everyone know that it's Superman as soon as Superman appears?"

I replied without hesitation: "Because Superman has red underwear, red cloak, and a 's' pattern on his chest."

"Yes, what's your first impression now?"

I looked at my school uniform and replied, "Student."

The fifth brother nodded with satisfaction and continued to guide: "If you wear a Taoist robe, what will your impression be to others?"

“cosplay.”

The fifth brother was speechless: "Forget it, I won't communicate with the idiot."

"Hey? Brother Fifth, don't be angry. I was just joking. But the Taoist robe is really unreliable. In public, isn't it a waste of time to wear Taoist robe?"

He was a little angry and said, "Anyway, you can't wear school uniforms, it's better to buy a decent set of clothes..."

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The next day.

It was the third brother's turn today, but the fifth brother took the initiative to ask for a shift change and said that he would take me to buy clothes today. The fifth brother claimed that he was the highest-quality among the three brothers.

I don’t know what medicine this guy sells.

Actually, what I want to bring most today is the fourth brother because I may have to catch ghosts at night, and the fourth brother’s iron cloth shirt is definitely the most powerful among their brothers!

But my fifth brother took the initiative to ask for shift changes, so I didn’t have to say much.

Then... I was cheated!

He took me to the wholesale market and bought a Versace suit, a product, that is, high-quality imitations.

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and Buddhas rely on gold. Wearing this light blue suit is indeed a bit energetic! But the price of 1,800 is really unbearable! A few days ago, I fought with my sixth uncle for 300 rounds and made only 2,000 yuan. Now I have lost my clothes when I buy them?

I can't bear to leave it, I still have to save money to buy the "Tactic Collection".

Seeing me turning around and leaving, the fifth brother advised, "Although this A-go is a bit expensive, it is definitely worth the money! The style is good and the materials are good. If you are not an expert, you will not be able to tell whether it is true or false. As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and no one believes that you wear school uniforms, but the effect will be very different when wearing this outfit. You have to look at it for a long time before business can come."

I thought about it and it was indeed the case. So I bargained with the boss. After he promised to give me a "Dunhill" tie, I paid the money with a painful face. Of course, the tie was also a good product...

After I got home, my mother asked me where the clothes came from. I said I bought them at the street stall, and I had 18.

My mother praised me for my good-looking attitude and said that this dress is worth at least 300 yuan.

My heart is bleeding, I want to tell her that this clothes cost 1,800 yuan!

It was soon evening. I told my parents that I wanted to go out for a walk, but they didn't stop me. They told me to come back early and let me go out. I wore my newly bought A-go Versace and came to the night market and continued to stand at the same position yesterday.

Not long after, I found that the middle-aged man came over yesterday, stood in front of me, and asked uncertainly: "Master?"

It seems that this new outfit has shocked him! I said modestly: "The master dare not be a master, but he has a little skill. What? Do you want to ask me to take action?"

Middle-aged nodded: "If I can really help me solve the problem, I can afford to pay 500 yuan!"

"Okay, let's find a quiet place to talk."

"Go to my house, my house is nearby..."

On the way, I learned that this person was named Liang Junfa. When his parents named him, I hope he will be handsome and developed in the future. Unfortunately, the weather is not good. He is not only not handsome, but also not developed. His profession is to drive a truck, and his wife ran away with others. Now he is a son who is in college and rents a building with others, which is nearby.

He started to encounter strange things in the past half month. Every night when he went to bed, he would always be awakened by the coldness for no reason! You know, it's summer now, even if it's over twenty degrees at night! There is no air conditioner in the house, how can it be cold?

And I often hear people calling in his ears, which is very scary. He hasn't had a good sleep recently and is about to collapse! If he can't work, what else can he give his son to go to college?

When I arrived at his residence, I didn't notice anything unusual. I wiped some tears of cows every once in a while and chatted with him.

It was not until around 10 o'clock in the evening that something finally happened! A middle-aged female ghost with blood on her face drifted into the room! She lowered her head, and looked even more gloomy and terrifying under the light!

As soon as she entered the house, she saw my fifth brother and I, showed a fearful expression and asked, "Who are you?"

Is it because middle-aged men and middle-aged female ghosts that the relationship between humans and ghosts has not yet ended? I looked at the female ghost and said, "There is a difference between yin and yang. Even if you truly love each other, you can't be together, that will only harm him."

The female ghost suddenly had a ferocious facial features: "Who loves him? He drove me to death! I died with my eyes open! I want him to pay his life!"

Damn it? I guessed wrongly? It’s really a slap in the face!

Since my fifth brother was right next to me, I was confident and said, "Don't be excited, wait for me to confirm." After that, I looked at Liang Junfa: "Have you ever driven to kill an aunt?"

Liang Jun was stunned for a moment, his eyes gradually became shocked: "How do you know? I haven't told you...Is it her? The car accident ten years ago was indeed my fault, but I have compensated it! I lost all my money for it! My wife also ran away with someone! Why do she still pester me!"

I also heard some tricks and looked at the middle-aged female ghost: "He didn't mean it, and he also gave compensation. Why don't you forgive him?"

"No! I have been practicing hard for ten years, just for this moment! Can he take my life without intention?"

"This..." I was speechless and didn't know what to do. Seeing Liang Junfa's regretful look, it shouldn't be intentional. Besides, who would have nothing to do to hit someone? But the middle-aged female ghost's eyes were almost spitting out of fire, and she was full of hatred! She wanted to kill him!

This is difficult to deal with...
Chapter completed!