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Chapter 26: Teemo in Happy Tavern

The little animals in Bander have special communication methods with the Yodels. It is difficult for you to see conflicts between people and animals. Of course, fighting is an exception. The big animals are about the same height as those of the young Yodels. You can always see the cute Yodels and the kind animals rolling on the grass during the day. However, at night, such scenes are invisible. The little animals go home to sleep, and they know how to completely return the small town to the Yodels. The city of Bander is very quiet at night, and occasionally a few naughty grasshoppers are still chirping at their doorstep.

The "roads" in the small town have almost no floors and are all grass. Except for the stone road in the center of the city, it is called "stone road". The reason why the road is paved into stone is because it is the central activity area of ​​the Yoder people. Even at night, there are still people in a row, not to mention the daytime. The little animals knew that the stone road in the center of the city could not be easily taken and was easily injured. Even if there were ignorant little animals accidentally walked up, they were quickly driven down with their feet, of course, the premise was that they had not been stepped on.

Stone Road is also the only lively place in Bandel Town at night, because there is a popular tavern, the Hapi Tavern. The owner here is a passionate old man who never allows his beard to grow more than his hair, because then he might droop in a wine glass and break his signature. His hair is like a handful of fiery red grass, and it doesn't grow. But he still needs to shave his beard every day because it grows too fast and can grow as long as his middle finger in almost one night.

The owner of the Hapi Tavern was probably the Yodel who looked the most like an ordinary human, except for the two wide soles. Everyone had forgotten what he was called, because the Yodel who came here would soon enter a drunken state.

The tavern building is divided into two floors, and the tables are small and square, neatly placed against the wall, and there is no one sitting in the middle, because there is a big tree there, and seven Yoder people can only be surrounded by it. The tree is strange. The main trunk looks dead, but the branches around it are full of vitality. There are flowers on the tree, and the flowers only emit a faint fragrance during the day, and the aroma is stronger and shining at night. The light in the tavern is emitted by these flowers, which are like this all year round. The Yoder people call this tree "Odo". Even in places like a fairyland like Bander, the Odo tree species exists extremely rare.

When the guests came in, the tavern owner usually didn't say hello, just to adjust his own wine. He was too busy. But the Yodels were quite polite. The guests who came in would greet the tavern owner first, even if they knew that the tavern owner would most likely ignore them. But there was one person here, that is Timo, the captain of the "main ship scout team" who was loved by the Yodels, did a lot of good things for Bandel City. In addition, he had a good temper. Every time he came to the Hapi Tavern owner, he would greet Timo enthusiastically, and then add a glass of honey wine to Timo as quickly as possible.

Today's Hapi Tavern is much more lively than usual. Timo just returned to Bander City after wading through mountains and rivers from Demacia. Seeing that his grandfather was not at home, he jumped to the tavern. When he entered the tavern, Timo didn't speak, and laughed at the dozing tavern owner in front of the stage. The laughter was unique to Timo, and almost all Yodels could recognize it. The boss heard the laughter while he was sleeping and whispered: "Timo?" Then he opened his eyes and the cute little scout stood in front of him. The tavern owner immediately welcomed him enthusiastically. After a while, the news that Timo returned to Bander City spread throughout the city. The friends gathered around to the tavern to have a happy drink with Timo.

After three rounds of wine, a group of Yoders lay on the small square table, and a few of them were too old to lie down. But before their chatting had stopped, Timo was already lying in the middle of the table, her furry face was a little deformed on the table, and her hands could not hold a wooden cup full of honey wine.

"Captain Timo, tell us the interesting things about going out for adventure!" said the "big guy" lying on the table. He was a famous little fat man in Bander City. He had never been to the Sable Mountains closest to them in such a big country, so Timo is a real superhero in his heart.

"Okay," Timo changed his head and continued to lie on the table, tapping his fingers rhythmically on the wooden quilt, "I will tell you about the two Noxus soldiers I brought down in Demacia who came to explore the way!"

"Okay!" The group of Yoders surrounded him immediately raised their ears. Even the voices of several regular tavern guests at the tables around him were lowered. It was obvious that they also wanted to hear the glorious deeds of Captain Timo.

"A few days ago, I was entrusted by them to solve the two Noxus 'spy's who sneaked into the northern mountain. The mountain in the north of Demacia is steep and dangerous, and the forest connected to it is even more rugged and complicated. The news they received was that two enemy troops with extraordinary abilities stole their secrets and chased them all the way to the forest but lost them. I must knock them down before the two people escaped from the forest. If this matter is left to me, Captain Timo, then I will find the right person. If it is handed over to others, in that environment, hum, I really can't say!"

As he said that, Timo sat up from the table, opened his eyes hard, took another sip of his beloved honey wine, licked his tongue with satisfaction, and continued: "I have been very familiar with the forest in Demacia. After I sneaked into the forest, I quickly found their traces in the northeast direction, but I was not in a hurry to do it, because I found that they planned to stay in the forest for a few days before going out. Under my observation, I also found that the food they carried on them had been eaten, and they could only eat mushrooms from the mountains! Haha, that's right, it's mushrooms!"

When he said this, Timo began to become a little excited, and his originally tired eyes were filled with joy. After the last sip of honey wine, he put down the empty wooden cup in his hand and continued happily: "I originally wanted to use my blowing arrows directly at night..." As he said that, he grabbed his back and found that his small backpack was placed at home. He spread his hands, "Forget it, I didn't bring it today, you have seen my blowing arrows anyway. In short, using blowing arrows to solve them seem to be fun. I want to give them a full meal before cleaning them up, so I quietly planted many small mushrooms next to the mushrooms around them, and then stood next to the mushrooms waiting for them to come, and then... hahahaha!"

Timo didn't continue, but just laughed at herself. The friends around were stunned for a moment, and everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and then suddenly realized that Timo's mushrooms were not eaten, and they exploded as soon as they touched them! Then he laughed haha, and the drinkers at several tables around him.

There was no such a grand laugh in the Hapi Tavern for a long time. The laughter lasted for about a minute before slowly calming down. Timo didn't say anything anymore, but fell asleep on the table and fell asleep with several other friends. After he fell asleep, he immediately entered a motionless state, and then disappeared and disappeared. A large piece of it appeared on the table, but everyone in the tavern knew that their cute little hero Captain Timo was lying there.

At this time, an old man slowly walked into the tavern with a cigarette pot in his hand. The owner of the tavern was free now because the guests had almost drunk the wine. When he saw the old man, he quickly squinted his eyes and confirmed, "Oh, Mr. Tiruba, why are you here? Please come in quickly and please come in quickly!" Tiruba waved his hand to the owner of the tavern, indicating that he didn't have to be polite, and then walked straight inside.

The owner of the tavern came out from Batai. He knew that Tirubus was looking for Timo. He winked at the table where several Yodels lay. Tiruba saw that the empty space in the middle was just enough for Timo to lie down, and knew that Timo was there.

Tiruba walked towards Timo's table and coughed gently, "Which scout from which family is drunk, won't you go home!"

"Grandpa Tiruba!" Several Yodels who were lying down on the table got up first and looked at Tiruba with drunken eyes. At this time, Timo also woke up, moved his body, and suddenly appeared on the table. He got up and rubbed his eyes, "Grandpa, you are here!"

"Hehe!" Tiruba smiled. A few teeth in his mouth had fallen, and his eyes narrowed exactly like Timo's, "Let's go, go home with grandpa! My team leader!"

"Yeah!" Timo climbed up from the table, jumped off the table, and her belly filled with honey liquor flexibly bounced a few times. Timo rubbed her belly and laughed a few more times. Then the grandfather and grandson slowly walked towards the door of the tavern.

As soon as he reached the door, the fat man Yoder who was drinking with Timo chased him out, "Captain Timo, please wait a moment, I have one last question."

Timo and grandpa turned their heads at the same time. Timo said, "If you have any questions, just tell me!"

"Noxus and Demacia have started fighting, why do you want to help Demacia instead of Noxus?" asked the fat man Yodel.

It was obvious that Timo did not expect that this little fat man, who had never left Bandel City, would ask this question. He was stunned for a moment and looked at his grandfather, but Tiruba did not mean to give him an answer. It seemed that he could only answer this question by himself. Timo scratched his furry head, thought for a while, and replied: "I don't know much. In short, the leader of Noxus, Drius looks fierce and unfriendly. The most important thing is that I think Demacia's honey wine is also very delicious, while most people in Noxus drink very strong white wine. I don't like it very much, hahaha..."
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