278 The left face is in heaven, the right face is in hell
The old lady put one hand in her ear: "What did you say? Let's make a louder sound!"
It turns out that the old man's ears are behind his back.
After Zhao Da and Zhao San shouted a few more times, a beautiful face and a hot figure in home clothes finally appeared.
Zhao Da and Zhao San, who played the delivery guy, both swallowed their saliva.
Seeing is true, this goddess is really hot! It’s a cheap guy Zhao Er!
"Hello Miss Zhang, we are from Wushi Technology Company. Please sign for your artificial intelligence boyfriend."
Shipping orders, express numbers, etc. are all real, and you are not afraid of inspection.
Zhao Da: "It's quite heavy. Do we want us to help you move inside?"
The goddess politely dodged: "Okay, thank you."
Zhao Er in the box thought, "You brothers will give me some force, but after moving it, don't throw me directly into the ground. Then I can't scream at my butt!"
Zhao Da and Zhao San were indeed more careful. After trying their best to lift Zhao Er in, they threw him into the living room, and threw him in a complicated glance of envy and sympathy. They secretly said goodbye to him in their hearts, wishing him a happy stay here and never be beaten to look for teeth all over the ground.
Before leaving, the two "delivery guys" turned back reluctantly out of brotherhood and told him: "Ms. Zhang, artificial intelligence is also emotional. Please take care of it when using it. Treat him like a real man. Please do not beat or scold or feed him. If you have any questions, please feel free to give feedback."
Zhao Er in the box almost vomited blood after hearing this.
Zhang Qianxi: "Okay, goodbye."
She turned back to the living room, and the old lady came over curiously and asked her: "Qianqian, what's the thing inside such a big box?"
Zhang Qianxi: "Grandma, this is a big toy I ordered."
Zhao Er held his breath inside and heard it, and couldn't tell what it felt like.
It seems that humans treat artificial intelligence robots as toys, but why do they feel so uncomfortable when they think of themselves as toys that are about to become goddesses? How would she "play" with herself?
Zhang Qianxi squatted down, carefully unpacked the outer packaging, admired Zhao Er, who was lying there with his eyes closed, and even dared not show off, and exclaimed: "Haha, it's really exquisitely made, it can be just a fake!"
The old lady next to her was shocked: "Qianqian, why did you send a coffin? Why is there someone lying in the coffin? It's alive?"
Zhao Er almost spit out an old blood, and he endured it in his chest.
Because he is still in a state of "not starting", he has to keep it motionless even when the sky falls, and hiccups, farts, and snoring is a taboo, so he endured it very hard.
Because the old man was in his ears, Zhang Qianxi said loudly: "Grandma, this is a robot I rented. You can accompany me to go shopping, watch movies with me (you can also hug him and sleep. I didn't say this,) is not better than my boyfriend? Of course, I can also chat with you. There must be no problem with changing light bulbs, opening the toilet, etc. Just don't feed him."
The word "heat" hurt Zhao Erchunjie's young heart again. However, he endured it.
The old man who didn't understand any high-tech at all began to doubt his life: "What? Is this a fake? Rent a fake to accompany you to go shopping?"
Zhang Qianxi smiled and said, "Yes, grandma, now that technology is so developed, all these have been realized. You can use him whatever you need to help and what you do in the future."
The old man remembered an important question: "How much does it cost to rent such a thing?"
Zhang Qianxi knew that the old man was diligent and frugal all his life and was most afraid of spending money. If he reported his smart boyfriend's rent, the old man would have to suffer a heart attack, so she just said vaguely that it was not worth it and very cheap.
Zhao Er was almost crying and wanted to jump up and shout, "My underwear is a famous brand after all, and it cost me 30 yuan, why isn't it worth it?"
But I can only continue to endure.
The old man looked incredible, and his wrinkled hands touched Zhao Er's right face: "Qianqian, is this really a robot? Why does he feel so like a real person? Could it be a fainting young man? Otherwise, let's take a basin of cold water and splash it on to try?"
puff--
Zhao Er's internal injury was just beginning.
Zhang Qianxi smiled and said, "No, grandma, this is really a robot."
Because the old man's hands were dry and rough, skinny, and his nails were a little long. After touching them, he scratched Zhao Er's face like a knife.
Just at this moment, Zhang Qianxi also stretched out her hand and stroked Zhao Er's left face back and forth: "It's true, the skin is quite elastic. Grandma, this is called bionic biological skin, it feels like a real person's skin."
God knows what Zhao Er is enduring at this moment. Is this simply inhuman torture?
His left face is in heaven and his right face is in hell. At the same time, he has to restrain his physical impulses and is caused by the goddess's smooth little hand stroked her cheek.
"Qianqian, you'd better find a boy to have a partner. What's the matter with renting a robot? Grandma is old and can't accept this."
"Grandma, you don't know that I was deeply hurt by that person. I don't want to fall in love anymore. Just have someone to accompany me. There is a robot at home that doesn't get used to it at first, but I gradually got used to it."
Zhao Er, who had closed his eyes, heard it. There was a story in it, but he still endured it and didn't dare to say anything. He thought, when will I get up after lying down?
Finally, Zhang Qianxi picked up the instruction manual in the box: "Let me see how to turn on the power... Oh, the instruction manual says that it is now on standby at any time. As long as he stands up, he will naturally 'awaken'."
She put down the instruction manual in her hand and went to pull Zhao Er, so Zhao Er sat straight in the box with her abdominal muscles, and her movements were perfectly better than the zombies.
Zhang Qianxi admired her for a while, then hugged her waist and tried to get him to stand up.
Zhao Er smelled the beautiful body fragrance of the goddess, and her plump and soft breasts rubbed against her shoulders. He felt a current surge throughout his body... Unlucky, a part of his body responded in a desperate situation!
What's worse is that his uncle's was seen by the goddess!
It's over, and the game is over before it even started!
Zhang Qianxi accidentally glanced at it, but laughed: "This artificial intelligence is really amazing. Even thinking of such small details, these engineers are really naughty."
Zhao Er thought he was just hiding like this, but... while the goddess said, while while grandma was not paying attention, she actually reached out to a part of Zhao Er and gently pressed it a few times: "Go down, go down, go down, hey, why can't you go down?"
Zhao Er was embarrassed. The more she let her go, the less she could not go down, but her expression could not be revealed, because Ai was not yet advanced enough to have the expression of "embarrassment", which was easy to arouse suspicion.
So, he had to learn from his idol, Jing Ke, without showing his emotions, and forced himself to hold back his desire.
It seems that undercover is not that easy, the challenge has just begun.
After standing up, Zhao Er, who was lying sore all over, opened his eyes slowly and tried to keep his straight look. At the same time, he learned from the newly turned on AI that had been watching hundreds of times, and said word by word: "Hello, master, I am the No. 0973 artificial intelligence developed by Wushi Technology Company. I am proficient in computers and Go, and checkers are also okay. I can accompany my master to go shopping, watch movies, read books, etc., and I am willing to do my best to accompany my master. In addition, I have strong learning ability and follow my master's instructions in everything."
The old man was frightened anyway, so he had already retreated three feet away. He had never seen such a monster at such an age.
When Empress Dowager Cixi first saw a car, she saw that it could run by itself without having to use animals to pull it. She asked a famous question: "The car runs so fast, do you have to eat a lot of grass?"
Zhang Qianxi's grandmother was probably the same as Cixi's first time when she saw a car.
However, with the development of technology and the changes of the times, new human beings will become more and more familiar with these high-tech achievements. Perhaps one day, invisibility cloaks, time travel doors and the like will become something that is most ordinary.
Zhao Er kept in mind the principle that his eyes could not be too lively and kept looking at only one place in a daze. In this way, he could also see that the goddess was indeed in average family background.
It's generally better, so that you can support her better. It's hard to serve those spoiled ladies.
The goddess looked at Zhao Er with a gentle and appreciative look, just like when she was watching him repair the computer system in the company that day.
She said while packing the boxes on the floor: "Grandma, my parents are back later. Don't tell them about this. I want to see if they can find out that this is a robot, hehe."
Zhao Er complained in his heart.
It seems that her parents are living with the goddess. She is not so easy to pretend to be with so many eyes. She is not from the film academy.
And I don’t know if her parents’ thoughts are so advanced. What if I think it’s inappropriate to have a thoughtful and conscious male living person at home and swept herself out of the house?
It’s okay to just sweep the floor and go out, but what if you throw yourself into the trash can downstairs?
It would be fine to throw the trash can, but what if you insist on dismantling yourself and then throwing it into pieces?
However, when I thought that as long as I could persevere, I could see the goddess every day, Zhao Er recovered his combat power like a chicken blood, and sang silently in his heart: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, yes..."
As for skin blind dates, he didn't think about it, but he didn't dare to think about it now. The primary task is to ensure that his legs are not interrupted first.
Zhang Qianxi hid the big box on the ground on the balcony, turned around, washed her hands, tied her apron, and went to the kitchen. It seemed that she was responsible for the family's food.
Zhao Er quickly took the opportunity to move his eyes that were about to froze, took a few deep breaths to relax, and also admired her beautiful back, thinking to himself, she was beautiful and virtuous, this is the real goddess who could leave the hall and go to the kitchen!
As a legendary "artificial intelligence" that is hard to learn and should be dealing with the unsettled "artificial intelligence" of his master, he also followed with steady steps.
Chapter completed!