[022 Chapter Farce at the Opening Ceremony]
According to Wu Qingfeng's high school entrance examination results, he did not have the chance to enter No. 1 Middle School, but his father was the director of a department in the Education Bureau. After invited the principal to have a meal, he naturally stuffed him in.
This guy has been a troublemaker since he was a child. He has a bad grade, but he still doesn't like those students with good grades, such as Wan Xiao, Hao Xiaoying and others. He was mixed with Qian Xiwen that day, and he originally planned to take advantage of Qian Xiwen's confidence to humiliate a group of old enemies. Unexpectedly, a wealthy man appeared in the sky and ruined good things, and he was very depressed.
That day, I heard Wu Pu registering for himself, but I felt that the name was familiar, but I couldn't remember where I had heard it. This morning, I suddenly remembered that it was this guy.
Seeing Wu Pu's name standing at the top of the list, and thinking about the cowardly things that day, Wu Qingfeng couldn't help but feel it. When he was mingling in the middle of the auditorium, he kept telling the boys around him: "Brothers, you must aim at it later. No matter whether he is head or body, he will be able to do whatever he cums. If he cums for five yuan, he will settle the bill immediately after the opening ceremony."
Several students surrounding Wu Qingfeng were excited when they heard this. They checked the slingshots in their hands and the small round stones in their pockets. A few of them even aimed at other places to practice their correct heads.
Seeing that a group of guys were having fun, Wu Qingfeng's hands itched, grabbed a guy and asked, "Do you have more slingshots? Give me one, I'll shoot his dog in a while. Two shots a day."
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The opening ceremony was held as scheduled. First, the principal spoke, then several vice principals spoke in turn. After an hour of speech, the teacher who presided over the meeting announced: "Next, I'll invite the new student representative Wu Pu to speak on stage."
This is the climax of the opening ceremony every year. Children in high school still yearn for students with good grades. In the No. 1 Middle School with a good learning atmosphere, students with good grades are more popular. What's more, students who have had good things have already inquired in private. The first place this year is a handsome boy.
Therefore, at this year's opening ceremony, students are even more looking forward to the speeches of the new student representatives.
When the host teacher called Wu Pu's name, the students in the audience began to get upset. The male students boldly pointed to the tip of the neck and waited to see the style of the first place, thinking prematurely. The girl in spring also pretended to be shy and twisted her waist, and then quietly put her toes on her toes and stretched her neck.
However, after waiting for a minute, no one walked onto the rostrum. The students were puzzled, the leader on the rostrum was puzzled, and the teacher who presided over the meeting was even more puzzled.
The host teacher pointed his mouth at the microphone again, and his voice increased significantly by octave. "Next, I would like to invite the new student representative Wu Pu to speak on stage."
Another minute passed, and no one came up from the audience. Seeing that the students below were already a little restless, the host teacher couldn't hold back his face. He glared at the place where Wu Pu was in the class and stared at the microphone again, "Please ask Wu Pu, who is from Class 1 (16) to come on stage to speak on behalf of the new classmate."
The students below all looked at the direction of Class 1 (16) of high school, and the venue suddenly became noisy. Class 1 (16) of high school, even looked around for Wu Pu. In the morning, I knew that the first place was in my class, and the students in Class 1 (16) were really excited. When this happened, the students in Class didn't even dare to raise their heads. It was so embarrassing to make a fool of themselves at the school meeting.
The most embarrassing thing was actually the classmate who held Wu Pu's speech. All the teachers and students of the school turned their eyes to him. He felt as if he was staring at him, and his honest face suddenly felt like he was being burned by fire.
This is a very honest and honest student. He couldn't tell that Wu Pu was deliberately taking the opportunity to escape. Seeing that the teacher on the stage had urged him for the fifth time, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles and sweat came out. Waiting for the teacher on the stage was about to urge him for the sixth time, he stood up nervously and walked towards the rostrum in front of all the teachers and students of the school.
"Wow—"
The students in the audience suddenly became an uproar. The uproar seemed to have less envy and praise from the previous ones, and they were scolded and cursed. It wasted so much time for everyone, but they were still a person who was not good-looking. Do you continue to praise if you don’t curse?
The leader and the host teacher on the rostrum saw the students who walked onto the stage, and they had a big question mark in their hearts. As the first place in the freshman, the leader and the teacher would naturally pay attention in advance. In other words, although not everyone on the rostrum on the auditorium today, they have seen the photos on the information.
When they saw the students walking on stage, they recognized that this was not Wu Pu at first sight.
Faced with this situation, all the leaders and teachers chose to shut up tacitly. Although no one knew how this misunderstanding was made, it was obviously not the time to expose this fact.
The leaders and teachers on the stage chose to stuff their questions into their stomachs. There were a group of people under the stage but frowned. Wan Xiao, Hao Xiaoying and his group were self-evident. Wu Qingfeng not only frowned tightly, but also muttered in his heart.
Although the distance is not close, you can see the scene on the rostrum clearly. The person who is on stage now is definitely not the guy from the previous few days. He is more than one person missing in size alone.
Wu Qingfeng fiddled with the slingshot he had just gotten, and spat in anger, "Is it the same name and surname? Damn, can such an ugly name be renamed?"
Among the several students who also fiddled with the slingshot, one of them followed Wu Qingfeng that day and whispered to the others to explain the situation. The guys were stunned.
A thorn asked, "Angkor, then do we still cum?"
Wu Qingfeng was in a state of ignorance and threw the slingshot into the crotch of the thorn's pants, cursing: "Cum your mother's head, I will know how to shoot it in one day. I have the ability to shoot one of the things in your pants and show me."
The thorn head is usually a arrogant guy, but after all, he has no identity as a second-generation official in Wu Qingfeng, so he has to swallow his anger. While looking for some way to please Wu Qingfeng, the students in the auditorium suddenly burst into laughter.
These guys were confused and looked at the classmates around him in a daze, but didn't know what they were laughing at. Wu Qingfeng immediately grabbed the collar of a student in the front row and asked, "What the hell are you laughing at?"
The classmate's face turned red when he saw that it was Wu Qingfeng, and he still couldn't stop laughing. So he laughed and explained: "That guy on the stage is not the number one Wu Pu, he is a fake."
"Ah?" Wu Qingfeng was stunned, and before he could think about it, he asked, "What's so funny about this?"
"Haha--that guy said Wu Pu had diarrhea and went to the pit--haha--"
Wu Qingfeng threw away the guy who couldn't breathe even when he smiled. He slowly sorted out his mind, but still couldn't find the laugh point. He said to the thorns beside him in a daze: "Is it funny to squat in the pit?"
Several thorns shook their heads in a daze. They had not focused on the rostrum just now. How could they know the laughing point of the student on the stage who gathered his expression, words and actions?
Chapter completed!