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Chapter 4 Family(2/2)

Xiahou's ears twitched a few times, then he suddenly turned around and asked with squinted eyes: "Abba, what are you learning from the witchcraft?"

Xiu blinked his eyes, rubbed the top of his head with the handle of the knife several times, and said vaguely: "Ah, study, what to study? Well, about this, I will ask the witch tomorrow."

As if he felt that Xiahou asked a question that he couldn't answer, which made his father very embarrassed, Xiu kicked Xiahou on the butt and shouted: "Why do you ask so many questions? How old are you, how come you start talking?

You ask this and that? Of all the brats, you are the most troublesome. If you ask these weird things again, I will spank you."

Xiahou was kicked two to three meters away and fell into a pile of pig dung.

Xiahou bared his teeth in anger, and was pulled hard by the mountain vine on his wrist. He also flew over like clouds and mist, and Bai, who also fell into the pig dung, jumped up, hopping and cursing.

Xia Hou got up angrily and thought: "If this were the United States in a previous life, with your kick, the police and newspapers would come to sue you for child abuse. Oh, my butt, don't let me Xuanwu

I haven’t even mastered the first level of true solution yet, but my ass has already reached the ninth level of defense.”

Looking at Bai who was arrogant and clawing at him, Xiu hit Bai's head hard with the handle of the knife. The steel handle collided with the scales on Bai's forehead, and sparks flashed randomly. Bai's eyes wandered around a few times, and he fell to the sky.

Xiu kicked Bai's butt casually and shouted loudly: "Get up and go back to eat with Ah Yi. If you glare at me again, I will peel off your skin, just in time to make a coat for Ah Yi to wear."

Bai screamed and immediately jumped up, jumping onto Xiahou's shoulders, but he didn't dare to look at Xiu again.

Xiu shook his head, picked up the giant pig on the ground, and walked towards his wooden house with square steps. As he walked, Xiahou vaguely heard Xiu complaining: "One Pixiu skin is worth a thousand white tiger skins or a hundred white tiger skins."

Spread the skin of a saber-toothed tiger. Well, when Bai grows up, do you want to really peel it off? When Ha Yi gets married, he needs to find a good wife. It takes a lot of skins to get a good wife."

He spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and the thick phlegm hit the stones on the roadside, making a crisp impact sound. Xiu tilted his head and muttered: "Well, I have to ask the tribe to find out where there are handsome people in the thousands of miles around.

Let Ha Yi keep an eye on the baby girl first. Don't be like that guy like Firefox, who found a woman and used two bears skins and ten pigs to get it. She's stupid and clumsy. She can't do anything except give birth to children.

"

Xia Hou felt a chill and his skin was covered with goosebumps. What kind of world is this?

Bai had very sharp ears and heard what Xiu said clearly. He looked at Xiahou with tears in his eyes, and hugged Xiahou's neck tightly with his arms, trembling all over.

Xia Hou hugged Bai tightly and comforted softly: "Bai, be good and obedient. Don't worry, even if I don't get married, even if I don't find a mother-in-law."

Feeling a chill in his heart, Xia Hou stammered: "Even if I never find a woman in my life, I will never let them pick off a hair from you."

Bai was so excited that he stretched out his long tongue and licked Xiahou's face repeatedly. For a moment, blood and saliva flew all over Xiahou's face. This Pixiu's intelligence was astonishing. Although he couldn't speak, he was no worse than human children in other aspects.

Xia Hou sighed in a low voice: "I speak the truth from the conscience of heaven and earth. According to my aesthetic point of view in my previous life, if I were to marry a 'capable' woman here, I would rather commit suicide and become a eunuch."

From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the roadside and saw that Uncle Firefox's grandma was looking at Xiahou with a naive smile. The Firefox's grandma, who was more than 1.9 meters tall and had a body like a bear, easily lifted the stone.

He caught the millet and smashed it randomly against the millet on a stone slab. The ground shook slightly, and the millet successfully turned into corn powder, but the stone slab also turned into stone powder.

The grandma of the Fire Fox family laughed "hehe", and grabbed a clay pot with great excitement, grabbed the corn flour and stone powder in one go, and went in with the clay pot to make dinner. Before entering the door, the grandma

But he suddenly woke up, turned back to Xia Hou and showed an extremely naive smile again: "Xiu, Ah Yi from the Xiu family, come to my house to eat cakes." He opened his mouth, and on the sharp teeth of the Fire Fox family,

There are still a few bright red tendons hanging vaguely.

Xia Hou was so frightened that he ran around with Bai Yitong in his arms, panting and ran back to his home. He was trembling all over, hugging Bai Yitong and resolutely swore: "Bai, don't worry, I love you the most. Even if I never marry, I will never marry you."

I won’t let my father take off your skin.”

Bai Na was so moved that he rubbed his head against Xiahou's arms a few times very affectionately, and rubbed all the pig excrement on Xiahou's chest. With a leap of his own, he had already rushed to the edge of the fire pit, watching eagerly.

Took the broth in the clay pot.

Over there, Xiu was hacking away with the machete, splitting the arrow-toothed beast and the giant pig into pieces of meat, stringing them up with branches and hanging them under the eaves. A few more pieces of meat were taken by Amu.

After they came in, they started barbecuing over the fire in the fire pit. Smoke was rising from everywhere in the village, and the smell of barbecue, broth and even corn cakes was everywhere. After a while, some big men came out of their wooden houses and started talking about the day.

Half of the prey was tied with branches and sent to the stone house where the witch lived. As a result, wisps of smoke also came out of the witch's stone house, but the color of the smoke was extremely weird, always with various strange colors.

.

Lying on the window sill, looking at the colorful smoke coming out of the chimney of the witch's stone house, Xiahou muttered a little viciously: "Eat, eat, eat, just eat! There are scorpions and centipedes in the broth and barbecue. There are always scorpions and centipedes.

I'll eat you old skeleton to death in one day."

A thick piece of firewood was smashed over with a sound of wind, and accurately hit Xiahou's buttocks. Xiu held a two-foot-square clay pot and roared loudly: "Ah Yi, come here, eat! Eat, eat more

, eat more meat, only when you eat meat can you have strength! Hurry up!"

He picked up the clay pot that could hold more than ten kilograms of meat and poured it into his mouth. Xiu's hand stretched out to the two-inch-thick and square-foot millet cake: "Come here quickly and eat! Eat, more.

Eat, you should also eat more corn cakes, otherwise you will get sick if you can't get rid of the greasy food."

A clay pot about a foot square and half a piece of corn cake were placed in front of Xiahou by Eminem. Xiu burped and said vaguely: "Eat, eat, eat quickly. I can't finish eating so much today, so I'll beat him

you."

Xiahou looked up to the sky and sighed, with a frown on his face, he almost buried his whole body into the pottery pot, and swallowed in big mouthfuls. "Bangshi, my God, in the 21st century, even pets will not suffer such abuse.

Is the survival rate of babies in this world really that high?”

The sky is full of stars twinkling, but there is no moon in the sky.

A cold mist enveloped the entire village, and the shrill howls of wolves could be heard from the distant woods.

Xia Hou was sitting on the roof of the second floor, squinting at the stars in the sky, and traces of earthy air flow gradually integrated into his body. Bai had a big bone in his mouth, and a large pool of saliva hung from the corner of his mouth.

Lying on Xiahou's lap, he slept just fine.

The village was filled with the heavy breathing of men and women. Finally, along with countless long howls, the village finally returned to calm.
Chapter completed!
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