Chapter 9: Group of monsters settled ()

In the vast ocean of knowledge in China, there are many classic classics that introduce what to do after encountering ghosts. "Su Shen Ji" says, "Spoken it!" "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" says, "Sleeping at it!" Lu Xun says, "Kick it!"

But those are theoretical. The ghost in "Su Shen Ji" has weak strength and is also worrying about intelligence. The overall quality of the ghost in this book is poor. I guess Xiaoqian can be the ultimate boss if she goes there.

To put it bluntly in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", it is actually just a fox version of rabbit girls. They have beautiful figures, cute and naive personalities, and furry tails and long ears. My buddy's first dream of being a vixen is a vixen, and the vixen are all literary and genitals. When they see scholars and writers, they get hormonal abnormalities. Of course, this has something to do with the author. We all know that Pu Songling is a flop writer and an otaku.

As for the situation Mr. Lu Xun faces is completely different from mine, I have made similar attempts. What I have to face is not a scam gang that wants to take advantage of the situation. I think any of my next performance is forgiven.

I said in a humble and arrogant manner: "I want to promise not to tell your identity, can you not eat me?"

Wu Yongsheng smiled and said, "I don't eat meat--" and said, "I don't eat vegetarian food, I just drink water." As he said that, he picked up a glass of water and poured it into his shoes: It was the root of the old locust tree spirit.

Kim Seongbudao: "I like eating meat very much."

I shivered.

"But I don't eat human flesh, nor do I eat raw meat."

I thought it would be easy to deal with. If you touch me with your right hand, I will become familiar with it...

As for Xiaoqian, there seems to be no need to worry too much. She is weak and cannot eat, but I immediately thought: I must not let her smell me...

Wu Yongsheng looked at me who was leaning on the ground and said laughing and crying: "Brother Xiaolong, get up and tell me what happened to you. If you weren't kidding us, why do we all feel that you have survived the heavenly tribulation?"

Jin Chengwu said: "I'm also surprised. Since he has passed the heavenly tribulation, why didn't he go back to heaven? It seems that we have really misread it."

Wu Yongsheng asked me again: "Brother Xiaolong, how old are you this year?"

"twenty two!"

Xiaoqian said: "Where is Xu Sui?"

I said, "24!"

Wu Yongsheng said: "You are 22 this year, and if you want to be 23, how could it be 24?"

I raised my neck and said, "I was born in the twelfth lunar month and I was two years old."

Wu Yongsheng: “…”

Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "He is really an ordinary person. The temperament of the person who has survived the heavenly tribulation should not be like this."

Wu Yongsheng said: "But no one who has survived the heavenly tribulation has not been through hard work for thousands of years. How can one get the right result at the age of 22?"

Jin Chengwu said: "Old Wu, don't you understand it yet? Our understanding of 'Brother Xiaolong' is a misunderstanding, and he must have had some special experiences."

Wu Yongsheng asked me: "Xiaolong, have you encountered any strange things in the past few days?"

I said, "Yes, and a lot!"

Wu Yongsheng said with concern: "What's the matter?"

I said with a bitter face: "A old locust tree spirit came to my shop, a monster who can turn stones into gold, and a female ghost without feet!"

Lao Wu: "..."

Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "There must be something else, especially what happened within one or two days."

In the past or two days... I had a clue after thinking for a while, and suddenly sat up and said, "I was struck by lightning yesterday!" All the unlucky things started with that thunder! And this special experience is really not something you can forget easily.

Lao Wu, Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian looked at each other in surprise. After a while, Lao Wu slapped his thigh and said, "It's right to be struck by lightning! The disaster is about to be struck."

Kim Seung-budao: “Tell me quickly.”

I told you all the things I had in the car yesterday.

Kim Seung-woo wondered, "Is it because it was crooked and there were other experts in the car?"

Old Wu said: "Even if this is true, Xiaolong should not have signs of a golden body after disaster."

Kim Seongbudao: "I can't figure it out, either."

Xiaoqian asked me carefully: "Brother Xiaolong, do you feel any special after you are chopped? For example, you run faster than usual and jump higher than usual, or something like that."

I waved my hand hard: "No!" If I had run fast, I would have run away just now.

Kim Seong-woo spread her hands and said, "There is nothing to do, it seems that this is indeed a misunderstanding."

Lao Wu pulled me up from the ground and said apologetically: "I'm so sorry. I thought you were fellow fellows with us and scared you for eating a lot. I apologize solemnly." He said to Kim Seong-woo and Xiaoqian, "Then let's go?"

Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "Old Wu, why are you so mean? Can you find a better place to practice than this? Since Xiaolong already knows our identity, what's the use of leaving? Besides, we are not bad people."

I thought to myself that I have seen many bad people, the key problem is that you are not human at all...

Old Wu hesitated, and finally he took my hand and said, "Xiaolong, what Brother Jin said makes sense. Can you do this? Just think we are ordinary passengers and you can do as much as you should. Do you think it's okay?"

"Then do you have the kind of spell that can make people forget the past? I don't mind you giving me one."

Old Wu smiled and said, "No, only practitioners of evil ways can learn this kind of soul-catching technique. Besides, we are following the right path. If we harm ordinary humans, it will damage our cultivation and be greatly disadvantageous."

My eyes lit up and said, "You won't hurt me if you say so?"

Kim Seung-budao: "How could we hurt you? If we knew you were an ordinary person, we wouldn't have disturbed you at all."

I secretly looked at Xiaoqian. Those two are old fairies, and what they said should be reliable. This sister is a ghost. She can play Sadako by just jumping into the well. Apart from falling in love with TV, she won’t have the hobby of sucking people’s yang energy, right?

Old Wu smiled and said, "Xiaoqian doesn't have to worry. Although she is a ghost, she is also a righteous way to practice. If she is an evil spirit in the outside world, I will get rid of her last night."

Xiaoqian said gratefully: "Thank you, senior."

Lao Wu told Jin Chengwu: "Brother Jin, then let's stay?"

Kim Seung-woo waved his hand and simply said, "Don't be brother or not. Since we are lying on human territory, we will follow their rules. Lao Wu, you look the biggest. From now on, I will call you brother, Xiaoqian, don't be seniors, and they all call you brother--" As he said that, Kim Seung-woo touched his face and said proudly, "What's more, I don't look that old at all."

Xiaoqian shouted timidly: "Brother Jin."

Kim Seong-woo answered: "Good sister."

I rushed on the side and said, "You are here to live, do I agree?" As the owner of me, the shop, was all decorations in their eyes, and Hong Kong and Taiwan accents were all coming.

The three of them looked at me together: "You don't agree?"

"Uh... I'm 100 this day, and you guys are pretty good, 25% off..."

Before I could finish speaking, the three of them said in unison: "You promised to be 80 a day!"

"Is it interesting for you to be so petty?"

Now I understand why they were confused when I asked them for money. They thought I was a powerful man who had already passed the heavenly tribulation and was playing in the world with unknown purposes. Money was naturally a cloud for people like them and me.

Gao Xiaowei ran down from the upper floor and shouted: "Longyangyang, I'm hungry, when will the meal start?"

Kim Seong-woo also said: "I'm hungry after walking for a day."

I pointed to the mountain of instant noodles in the small restaurant and said, "I only have instant noodles."

Gao Xiaowei said: "Go and make one for me."

I said angrily, "Didn't you grow your feet?" I didn't run away because I couldn't run fast, and secondly because she is surrounded by a group of monsters, so I won't be angry!

Xiaoqian said softly, "I'll go." As she said that, she floated towards the pile.

I suddenly felt speechless, but this girl really has no feet...

"Sister, I'll do it myself." Gao Xiaowei glared at me and ran up to help Xiaoqian.

Kim Seong-woo followed slowly: "Is there any braised beef?"

I looked at Lao Wu who was staying there. He raised the cup in his hand and smiled, "I can just drink water."

In the end, Xiaoqian made my dough for me. I originally wanted to hide away, but Gao Xiaowei held Xiaoqian and refused to let go. While waiting for the dough, she said, "By the way, sister, you said you ran to the mountain in the end, what about?"

I said angrily, "Then I'm here? Stop asking, eat yours." I had to sit with them at a table.

Gao Xiaowei ignored me and asked again: "What kind of mountain is that?"

Xiaoqian pointed out of the door: "That's the one."

The far opposite to the train station is our highest Yaozi Mountain. I think Xiaoqian has been hiding in the mountains for many years, so she doesn’t even know how to use the room card. When she was instantly baking instant water dispenser was learned from Gao Xiaowei.

Kim Seung-woo sat next to me and asked with a smile: "Is this your sister? She's pretty."

Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, but it was obvious that the handsome guy of Kim Chengwu's style was still too old in her eyes. Gao Xiaowei said perfunctorily: "Handsome guy, you look quite like Andy Lau."

Kim Seung-woo waved his hand and said, "No, Andy Lau has grown more and more like Ma Sanli as he grows. They said I look more like Wu Zun."

Gao Xiaowei said unexpectedly: "Do you like the Fahrenheit too?"

I mustered up the courage to secretly poke Kim Seong-woo's waist and threatened: "Stay away from my sister!"

Jin Chengwu said to Gao Xiaowei happily: "Your brother loves you very much."

Gao Xiaowei curled her lips and said, "It's not a kiss. His mother is his mother and my mother. Although his father is also my father, I actually have a father."
Chapter completed!