Chapter 1: Get out of prison

In my daughter's country, I sprinkled two bubbles of deep memorable urine. One was behind the rockery, and the other was behind the rockery...

After solving personal problems, Prince Yun led the way in front of us. We came to a small house behind the garden. The queen was waiting there. This time there was no ceremonial guard, only a few followers and guards. The queen wore a blue brocade robe - the country of Daughters is precious.

Without any red tape, the queen held my hand and said, "Sir, don't forget our agreement - when you come to the Kingdom of Women again, I will invite you to a feast of flowers."

"Uh... OK." She didn't know that my mother and I had an appointment first. At this moment, I was a little guilty. No matter what, a woman eagerly hoped that I would come back to have dinner with her. Although her identity was the queen, even though it was not as simple as eating, I still felt guilty, so I could only stammer.

Prince Yun pointed to the door of the small house and said to me, "Go in, I'm waiting for you."

I pushed the door open and saw a chair in the room, four old ladies with white hair sat around. When I saw me in, one of them nodded at me and said, "Sit down."

I sat in the middle of the chair, and the old lady said, "Take out the bracelet and hold it in your hand."

I did as I said, and the four old ladies took out a small pile of green stones and held them in their palms. They were all serious. The old ladies who were talking just now said again: "If Mr. Sword God is ready, we will start."

I said blankly, "Is this the beginning?"

The old lady said, "Is there any other problem?"

"No……"

I didn't expect it to start so soon. It seemed that I was really not prepared. I came here vigorously. I went through the country of daughters, recognized my mother, pissed in the imperial garden, had dinner with the queen, and was about to leave. I realized that in this wonderful country, there were still many people I could not bear. First of all, my mother, who was about to face a fierce battle with her female soldiers, and the outcome was unpredictable. Then there were my newly recognized brothers, who went far away and wanted to survive in the cracks. There was also my newly accepted old disciple, the gentle queen, and the coquettish prince...

The old lady said expressionlessly: "Mr. Sword God doesn't have to do anything later. The whole process will take about an hour."

I nodded and said, "Okay."

The old lady said, "Then it starts." As she said, she put her arm on my shoulder first, and I hurriedly said, "Wait a minute!"

"What else do you have?"

I said quietly, "After I leave, please tell the people outside, I will miss them."

"It must be conveyed." The old lady was still expressionless. She signaled the other three to start. The four of them put their arms on my shoulders, muttering words in their mouths, and the stone in their hands was shining brightly.

I pinched Su Jing's bracelet, feeling uneasy, and gradually, a hint of green light was also rendered on the bracelet. More than ten minutes passed. In addition to the green light becoming more and more prosperous, the four old ladies were still like an old monk chanting scriptures. I was still quite nervous, and slowly calmed down. After more than half an hour, the green light on the bracelet seemed to be coming out. I lost my mood to see anything and began to drowsy. The old ladies' curse became more and more urgent. I took a nap and woke up suddenly. Seeing that their foreheads were sweating and their lips were trembling slightly. At this time, I didn't know how long it had passed, but I guessed that it was about to be almost done. One of the old men suddenly had a flash of eyes and said loudly: "Let's go!"

As if I was hit by someone, I felt huge dizzy, just like I was taking a roller coaster to dive, and my internal organs moved. I subconsciously closed my eyes, and the feeling changed from strong to weak to strong several times, and finally gradually calmed down. Before I opened my eyes, I had the urge to cry - my ears had already captured the busy and bustle of modern society first!

I tried to open my eyes a crack, yes! If nothing went wrong, I was already standing on a bustling road! I blocked my hand over my head, and it seemed that I was no longer used to the sunshine here...

On the street, people were busy with their own affairs. Just like I traveled to the Kingdom of Women, no one paid attention to the actions of a stranger - Oh no, there was a taxi driver looking at me strangely, as if he had been paying attention to me for a long time. When he saw me looking at him, he stuck his head out of the window and asked tentatively: "Can you go?"

"Let's go!" I said confidently.

“Where to go?”

"East Railway Station." I said.

Sitting in the car and looking at the pedestrians outside the window, I felt mixed emotions. The first feeling was that I had returned to the world of men. Even seeing those who spit and throw cigarette butts on the road was very friendly. The driver probably drove the car for a long time and took out half a box of cigarettes, looked at me and said, "Can you smoke?"

"Smoke." I licked my tongue and said, "My mother confiscated my last cigarette. Now I saw someone smoking and my throat was itchy. The master handed over one with understanding. My eyes were inevitably wet. It was still a man's world that was so cool. It's really a fucking thing to go home!

Seeing that I was acting strangely, the master asked me: "Where are you from? You are not a local, are you?"

I smiled bitterly and said, "I have lived here for more than 20 years and have become a foreigner."

"Did you just come back from abroad?"

I said strangely, "How did you see it?"

The master curled his lips and said, "You guys have a strong body. They are excited when they see everything. Last time I gave an old overseas Chinese. When I saw someone selling tofu on the street, I felt so sorry that I couldn't do it. I went down to eat 3 bowls."

“…Old overseas Chinese have a good appetite.”

"Where are you, where are you from?"

I casually said: "Nation of Women."

The master was stunned for a moment: "When you go to the Journey to the West Art Palace for a walk around, you sighed like this?"

“…No, it’s the real country of daughters.”

"Oh, which tribe in Africa is the attraction?"

"Oh, it's almost the same. Anyway, it's all the women who have the final say. If the child and the girl's surname are not mentioned, the man will hire himself when he gets married."

The master smiled and said, "There is still such a good place. You will take me next time."

I sighed and said, "I won't say that when you really go."

The master said that I was talking about the mountains and didn't take it seriously. When the car arrived at the place, he knocked down and said, "34."

I took out a 50-yuan bill and handed it to him: "No need to find it, but you'd better not spend this money. After all, I'll go out with me."

...

I got out of the car and went outside my small hotel. I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion. The three fruit trees planted by Lao Wu had grown a lot taller. The door of the hotel was open. I strode in. When someone inside didn't raise his head, "You want to stay in the hotel owner," Duan Tianya sat in my previous position, playing with my money counting machine...

I said angrily: "The boss is back!"

Duan Tianya looked up suddenly and said in surprise: "Longyang and sheep?"

As soon as he shouted, a large group of people ran out of the small restaurant, and Lao Wu was surprised and said, "Xiaolong, are you back?"

Kim Seong-woo behind him shouted, "Damn, where have you been?"

A few simple words made me feel warm. I found that in this world, I also have a group of friends who are concerned about me. Although we haven’t been together for a long time, their cheers still infected me. Xiaoqian covered her mouth and said, “Brother Xiaolong, are you finally back?”

I opened my arms and said, "Come on, brother, you have gained weight and lost weight?"

Xiaoqian smiled sweetly and said, "I haven't changed much. There is one person who is really thin."

The old monster of Black Mountain whistled upstairs and shouted: "Su Jing, Su Jing, your surname is back!"

I said unhappy: "What do you mean by your surname Long are back?" I am more sensitive to such words when I came back from the Kingdom of Women...

There was a burst of rapid footsteps at the entrance of the stairs, and Su Jing could hardly stop the gate around the corner. The dignified sword god had such a situation. It was obviously because he was so excited. She looked at me steadily and said in a daze: "You..."

"You, you have to call me Master by seniority. You don't know if Kumei is my disciple, right?"

Su Jing quickly beat me up and walked to me, and said with endless relief in his tone: "You are finally back." This is the first time I have seen that beautiful girl, elegant, but less calm and a little more haggard.

I hummed and said, "What should I do if I don't come back? Why haven't you left yet-" I turned to Lao Wu and the others and said, "The room fee should be paid. It's been more than a month, right?"

Old Wu smiled and said, "I still have no money anyway."

I looked at Su Jing and said, "That bad Taoist hasn't come to cause trouble again, right?" I suddenly realized that in fact, what I have always been most concerned about is Su Jing. The bad Taoist took 30% of my sword energy, and joined forces with Lu Renjia, Su Jing no longer had the upper hand. When I entered the door just now, I felt a little worried in my heart, and at this moment I let go of my heart.

Su Jing said anxiously: "Don't talk about these things for now, tell me how you came back?" She said immediately, "You have met my master. So, have you gone to the Kingdom of Women?"

I said, "Not only did I go, but I also made a big fuss. I saw all the three most awesome women in your daughter country, and I almost had a pure relationship with a man and woman..."

Su Jing quickly realized: "Is it Prince Yun? You also met Her Majesty the Queen - Oh, she sent someone to send you back."

"All in the middle."

"Who is the other one?"

I deliberately tempted her and said, "Who else in your country of daughters is the most awesome?"

Su Jing's eyes shining: "God General, have you seen me?"

I said sadly: "See, she will lead her troops in person tomorrow."

Su Jing said anxiously: "What's going on?"

"Heijis has already taken action. There are traitors in the Alliance of Eighteen Nations. Collaborating with Heijis, the 50,000 Feifeng Army trapped the mountain. Old... She has to go and save them."

Su Jing frowned and said, "They came so fast!"

Jin Chengwu coughed and said, "You will talk about these things later, Xiaolong, I think you should call your family first. Your stepmother named Meng is almost crazy to look for you."

"Aunt Meng? What did she ask me for?"

"I don't know, it seems very urgent, and we dare not tell her the truth. If she hadn't known that we were your friends, I would have thought it would have been tortured."

After hearing what he said, I hurriedly turned on my phone, found Aunt Meng's phone and dialed it. Before I could say anything, Aunt Meng said with resentment: "Longyangyang, where have you gone? If you don't show up, I think you have someone to slaughter me!"

I smiled and said, "Aunt Meng is asking me for trouble?"

Aunt Meng was so angry that she came and said, "You still ask? Do you know what day it is?"

I looked through the calendar and it seemed that today was not a day, neither the beginning of summer nor the solar term, nor even the anniversary of a certain birth. I said carefully: "Today your birthday?"

Aunt Meng shouted, "That's a big deal, your dad comes out today!"

I slapped my head suddenly: "Damn it!" Today happened to be the day when my father was released from prison. I have been focusing on these days, and I have been living in the country of Women, so I have forgotten it alive!

Aunt Meng suddenly lowered her voice and said, "We are serving your father's greetings at Jinyu Hotel. Come here quickly. If your father doesn't see you, you will have doubts in your heart."

I kept saying, "I'll be here soon!"

I put down the phone and said anxiously: "It's broken. Today, my dad is out of prison. If I can't catch up before I start a meal, I'm afraid I have to travel through time again."

Su Jing said: "I will accompany you!"

"What are you going to do?"

Su Jing said: "The bad Taoist and Lu Renjia may appear at any time. It's still the same rule. I have to protect you."

I stamped my feet and said, "Then go!"
Chapter completed!