Chapter 24 Diabetes Insipidus Royal Garden
Chapter 24 Diabetes Imperial Garden
The queen and I decided to return and stretched slightly. Aunt Cao hurriedly said, "All the ministers have something to do and leave the court if they have nothing to do."
The ministers looked at me and I looked at you, but no one said anything. The queen slowly said, "Mr. Sword God and the General stayed, and the other ministers should retreat."
Everyone shouted long live, and they left the palace gate and went to the sedan chair and martial arts hall to ride horses to return home.
I didn't know what the queen meant to leave me and my mother, so I couldn't help but ask her. My mother shook her head slightly. Seeing that there were no outsiders in the palace, the queen smiled and said, "I want to invite Mr. Sword God to have lunch together. I want to ask the general to accompany me. I wonder what the general wants?"
My mother bowed and said, "It's my honor."
I originally wanted the emperor to invite her to dinner, so I went to the place to wait for her first, but I didn't expect that the queen came down from the steps and came to me and said, "I'll go with my husband."
Aunt Cao said, "Prince, where is the lunch for lunch?"
The queen pondered for a moment and said, "Let's go to Lingsheng Pavilion."
Cao Dagu said leisurely: "Set up the Lingsheng Pavilion."
In addition to my mother, there was also the beautiful woman in purple. A group of female soldiers came over and carried four small chariots. Each four people carried one chariot. The queen got on the chariot first. I saw that the chariot was young girls. A grown man asked the woman to lift her body and couldn't sit down. She had to bow four times on the chariot and said, "Thank you for your hard work, sisters." The girls all bit their teeth lightly and couldn't help laughing, but they didn't dare to talk to me casually. They raised the chariot and followed the queen. The beautiful woman listened to me and looked back at me with a smile.
My mother was at the end, and I couldn't help but ask her in a low voice: "What should I call that sister of the emperor?"
My mother also whispered: "Just call her Prince Yun."
The emperor's sister, called the eldest princess elsewhere, was indeed the prince in the Kingdom of Women.
I sat on the sedan chair and kept twisting around. My mother asked, "What's wrong with you?"
I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm still holding my urine, but I can't do it after I get out of home."
My mother laughed and said, "Can you bear it anymore?"
I said with a frown: "I'll try it."
After walking on the chariot for less than ten minutes, Aunt Cao stood outside a red wall and reported inwards so that the idle people could avoid it. The palace in the Kingdom of Women was similar to the TV. It was very different from that in the east, south and north. Several halls dealing with political affairs were built on the central axis of the palace. Behind the hall was the place where the emperor lived. The place we went should be the harem. The wall was not high, and every grass and tree was brought with me a little light. The aunts in the palace knelt out of the door early. The queen got off the chariot and did not forget to look back and greet me: "Sir, please."
I complained secretly. The queen has seen me more enthusiastic than my mother, but she refused to part for a moment. I still hope to sneak a free time before meals to go to the toilet and eat with the emperor. How can I get it down without an hour? But my bladder can't wait anymore. I felt like a big water bag was stuffed into my body, and every step I took was shaking and exploded. I hugged my stomach and finally got up with my courage when I was about to enter the door, saying, "Uh, that..."
The queen said, "Is there anything wrong with sir?"
I blushed and said, "There is a saying that cannot be said in front of the emperor, but it has to be resolved..."
The queen looked stern and said, "What are you talking about, but it's okay to say it. Are there any military and national affairs that you want to propose to me?"
I lowered my head and rubbed the ground with my feet, blushed on my face and said, "What, I haven't gone to the toilet since the morning..."
I was embarrassed not because she was the emperor, but mainly surrounded by girls. If I hadn't been so stubborn that I wouldn't be willing to say this - women would definitely have a lot of favor for men who can't hold back their urine.
After hearing this, the queen was stunned at first, then she burst out with a slight music, Yanran said: "Eating, drinking, defecation and urination are four major events in life. I am just taking care of the first two things. It is my dereliction of duty as my master. Yunquan, please take your husband to Zhuyanzhai."
"Yes, the emperor sister." Prince Yun said to me sideways, "Follow me."
I didn't care about being polite when things were urgent. I nodded to the queen, bowed my waist and covered my lower abdomen and followed Prince Yun behind.
We didn't want anyone to accompany us. Prince Yun was walking in front. I hurriedly followed behind. On a small road, Prince Yun saw that there was no one around, so he turned around with a smile: "I didn't know your identity when I first met. How could I offend - Mr. Sword God."
I waved my hand in frustration and said, "If I don't mention it, I'm backfiring."
Prince Yun said: "Later I went to find you again and you were gone. I asked the people in their building, but there was no truth. Where did you go?"
It turned out that the fat boss didn't tell Prince Yun about the incident that I was captured. No wonder the prince took a love to his house and was arrested. He told him that he would definitely offend Prince Yun. Of course, it would be best for me to die for myself. In their place like them, there was no true love between people. I forgot it in a blink of an eye.
I grinned and said, "We will talk about these things in the future. I want to ask you to hurry up now."
Prince Yun smiled and said, "You asked to go to the toilet in front of my princess. I'm afraid you are unprecedented-" Speaking of this, Prince Yun sighed again, "It's a pity, it's a pity that you are not a woman, otherwise we will definitely become our best friends. Then we can drink and find happiness together, which is a good thing." She said, and her feet really speeded up. I hurriedly shouted again, "Slow down, by the way, the emperor just said that he wanted you to take me to Zhuyanzhai, and I forgot to ask, where is that place?"
Prince Yun smiled and said, "It's the toilet. The imperial doctor said that it is very important for women to show respect on time every day. The emperor's sister was having fun for a while, and the toilets in the palace were completely called Zhuyanzhai."
I said with a funny look: "It's very appropriate to put this name here, it's better than selling fake medicines."
We have been walking for a long time now. When we saw a dense garden, the strange flowers and grass paths were secluded, and the scenery was extremely beautiful, but there was no trace of the toilet. I couldn't help but stand down and said, "How far is it?"
Prince Yun said: "This is the Imperial Garden. You will arrive after you pass the Imperial Garden."
I said with a bitter face: "Why is the toilet so far?"
Prince Yun just laughed and didn't speak.
I thought about it and realized that this palace is not an ordinary garden. There is a toilet in every corner of the wall. The guards and aunts have fixed places. As for the emperor, he will definitely not share such a place with others. You will never see the emperor squatting and greeting you with toilet paper in his mouth as soon as you enter the toilet. Therefore, facilities like the toilet that are not elegant in the palace are very secretive.
I don’t know how long it will take to walk out of the Imperial Garden, but it won’t be short anyway, so I stopped and said with a voice: “I can’t wait.”
Prince Yun said in surprise: "What should I do?"
I pointed to the rockery in front of me: "I'm here!"
Prince Yun smiled and said angrily: "You are so brave, this is the imperial garden!" She turned her expression and laughed, "Okay, okay, if you really want to hold back the sword god, I can't explain it to my elder sister, so please do it yourself." As she said that, she turned her back.
I waved at her and said, "Look away again."
Prince Yun glanced at me and said, "You didn't have so much trouble when you first met you." But he still took two steps forward.
I measured the distance between me and her and estimated the direction that the liquid in my stomach could involve, and continued, "Walk farther and be careful to flow on your shoes!" In front of this woman who had called me a "little slut", I really felt that there was nothing to avoid. If it weren't for the mistake, we both probably had met each other sincerely.
Prince Yun was speechless and walked forward two more steps: "...I'm here to look at people. Don't you want others to see you pee, right?"
I untied my belt regardless of the slightestness and peed at a corner of the rockery. I felt the water in my stomach sprinting out like a storm. It was really a 3,000-foot-long flow. I said that the sky gate was interrupted and Chujiang opened. I squinted my eyes comfortably, but Leng Ding saw a small group of patrol soldiers walking over the rockery. Through the gap, I could see them. They also saw a front face of me, but I didn't know what I was doing. The captain in charge saw me and pointed at me and shouted: "Who is it?"
I complained, but I couldn't stop at this time, so I had to tighten up secretly, and the sound of water became even louder...
Seeing that I was sneaky and didn't say anything, the captain pulled out his waist knife and rushed forward with his subordinates. Prince Yun suddenly turned from behind the rockery and said with a stern face: "What are you doing?"
Seeing that it was her, the captain hurriedly gave a bow, then pointed to the rockery and said, "Prince Yun, we found a suspect!"
Prince Yun said: "What a suspect? He is the distinguished guest invited by the emperor, the current sword god!"
The captain opened his mouth wide in confusion: "Ah? Is it Mr. Sword God?"
Prince Yun said: "Silence, don't be shocked by the sword god...the Qing Cultivation."
The captain naturally didn't understand why the great sword god ran to the Qing Cultivator, accompanied by the sound of running water. He couldn't help but look at me and Prince Yun. At this moment, I had completed the last "three strands", tied my pants and walked out, and reached out and greeted, "Thank you all for your hard work."
The captain couldn't see it clearly just now, and when he saw that it was me, he hurriedly put away his knife and bowed, "I've seen Mr. Sword God."
I smiled kindly and said, "Okay, okay, the little girl is very responsible. I just came around to see if there are any blind spots in your palace guards. If you can be so careful, I will feel relieved."
Prince Yun held back his smile and said, "Mr. Sword God is praising you, take your people to receive the reward."
The captain was overjoyed, and it didn't matter what it was. It was rare that he received a compliment from the Sword God and said respectfully: "Thank you, Mr. Sword God and Prince Yun." But when she lowered her head, she saw a suspicious water stain flowing out from the rockery. She didn't even bother to think about it for a while and took the people excitedly.
After the guards left, Prince Yun finally couldn't help laughing: "You are still smart."
I chuckled and said, "Thank you just now."
"Oh, then how are you going to thank me?" Prince Yun said with his bright eyes and spring, "Why don't you stay in my palace tonight? Let's talk about the past?"
I shook my head like a rattle: "Don't go!" Well, her heart is not dead yet. If you want to say that Prince Yun looks good and has a hot figure, it's a pity that this is the Kingdom of Women. Sleeping at her means being sleepy by her. As a man, I must not leave such stains...
Prince Yun smiled and said, "Let's go quickly, my princess should be anxious." It seems that she just teased me casually. Now my identity is attracting attention from the whole country, and it is no longer the "little slut" that day...
In this way, I peed in the imperial garden of the Kingdom of Women and went to the Queen's banquet with Prince Yun. I looked back and saw that my urine had collapsed on the edge of the rockery. It was indeed the realm of the sword god with a slump...
Chapter completed!