Chapter 14 Male Disaster (Part 2)(1/2)
Chapter 14: Male Disaster (Part 2)
I had never expected this situation. In the Kingdom of Women, there were female emperors, female generals, female clients, and female jailers. Although it was normal for female bandits to appear according to this reasoning, I didn't expect them to come so quickly...
The men just left the dragon pond and entered the tiger's den, and they couldn't help but look at each other with a bitter look.
The female bandit stretched her waist out and said lazily: "Did the person on the other side hear me clearly? We only seek wealth but don't live. Take out all the valuable things on our bodies." She didn't wear armor, only had cowhides to tie her waist. When she thrust her waist, she looked delicate and concave, and looked very charming. Some of her minions rode horses and were walking, and she had all kinds of weapons in her hands. Although she was a group of women, she was also very murderous.
I looked back at the trash behind me, all of whom were exhausted. Not to mention being right with others, I couldn't even run away.
I sighed, stepped forward and hugged the female bandit and said, "Hello, auntie."
The female bandit looked at me with great interest and said, "Are you the leader of these people?"
I sighed, "That's right."
"Okay, you understand what I said. Keep the money. I don't have much interest today, so I don't want anyone."
It seems that we met a group of bandits with strong professional qualities. They robbed money and did not rob them. I sighed and said, "Sister, are you looking forward to it. Do we look like rich people?"
The female bandit stretched her neck and looked at our team, and said impatiently: "Miss is not a fortune teller, where are you from?"
I sincerely said, "Can't you see it from your clothes? We are prisoners who have just escaped from prison."
"Oh?" The female bandit was stunned for a moment and immediately became interested: "Is it the men's camp in the suburbs of Beijing?"
I said, "That's right."
"Interesting, I heard that there is such a place. I still want to go and visit when I have free time, but I didn't expect you all to come out." The female bandit said curiously: "Tell me how you ran?"
I said indifferently: "What's there to say? More than 1,000 men were controlled by less than 100 female jailers. They bullied me so hard that I rushed out with my brothers."
"Haha, there is something interesting." The female bandit turned around and laughed at her minions, "A group of men actually escaped from prison. It can be seen that the saying is right - rabbits are going to bite people if they are anxious." The female minions laughed loudly, and I was so depressed that I wanted to give each of them a big mouth. What's ridiculous? Animals like women are really unreasonable. No wonder they cry so hard that they watched those crazy dramas.
The female bandit laughed for a long time and waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay, we are bandits and you are fugitives. Speaking of which, everyone is half a colleague. I don't make things difficult for you. But when I see you, I remembered something. Our copycat is missing a batch of uniform military uniforms recently. In fact, there is not much work. But the people dare not accept it. Since you are from the men's camp, spinning and weaving clothes should be no problem. You must be able to do this job to you. I don't know what to do?"
I was confused and said inexplicably: "You want us to make clothes for you?"
The female bandit said, "That's right."
I touched my chin and said, "Can you not go?"
The female bandit said calmly: "What I, Mei Lihong, admires most is the courageous people. I admire you very much for your courage to escape from prison. I will make it clear that you will never do anything for work. Everyone will pay wages every day, and they don't want to do it or force it." She sneered slightly, "Actually, if you didn't see that you had nowhere to go, I wouldn't want to take you in."
I asked Geng Ling: "What do you think?"
Geng Ling said: "What she said is not unreasonable. The brothers are hungry and tired. If they meet the Guan army in this wilderness, they will be wiped out. Why not make some rectifications here?"
Xiao Yan whispered: "She won't impolite us, right?"
I waved my hand and said, "Don't worry about this. The more than 1,000 of us are just carrying our heads on both shoulders. At worst, we can do some work for her in vain."
Geng Ling said: "We also take the opportunity to avoid the limelight of the government."
Mei Lihong and I said, "We've done it!"
Mei Lihong smiled and said, "That's right. It's better to earn some money from me and go your separate ways than to expose your corpse in the wilderness."
I said, "But you have to care about our food and accommodation."
Mei Lihong said: "Barring the bullshit, will I, Aunt Mei, just ask you to work and not give you food?"
In this way, we followed Mei Lihong's people and immediately went up the mountain. Although the men who followed me were all thieves, they were also afraid of the bandits. Fortunately, they kept learning to take things as they pleased along the way.
The mountain in front of us is called Shenfeng Mountain. Mei Lihong's mountain village is naturally called Shenfeng Village without surprise. The village is built on the hillside. When we came up, we saw that the terrain is vast and clouds are covered with mist. Mei Lihong has more than 300 people. On the hillside, it looks like a small town. The minions each have their own houses, blacksmiths' clothing shops are all available, and several acres of terraced fields have been cultivated on the mountain. Although they are a group of bandits, the houses are neat and beautiful, and they look like paradise. Even if women become bandits, their lifestyles remain undiminished.
Mei Lihong was really good enough. She held a banquet to entertain us uninvited guests that night. I thought men who were used to hard life had to live a big bowl of wine and eat big pieces of meat. Unexpectedly, these people ate a lot of meat, but they rarely drink wine. When they asked, they didn't know how to do it. They were all so regular like a big girl who was about to get married. I wouldn't mention it. Instead, Mei Lihong saw me drinking and raised glasses to me frequently. Although it was a place where I was living under someone's roof, this was the first day after I arrived in the Kingdom of Women. The wine at the banquet was not very good, so I drank until the glass was gone. In the end, I and a group of female bandits drank too much. Mei Lihong drank so hard that she hugged my shoulder and smiled: "Long Yang, you are the only one of these men who are the only ones who are in my temper."
I was also drunk and lost my mind. Seeing the flowers in front of me, I unconsciously regarded this as a nightclub, constantly holding different girls, teasing this and that: "Come on, I'll have sex with you, this brother, sing a song for you." The girls giggled, surrounded me like a lantern, and their eyes were circling, and their smiles were roaring.
Yu Manli blushed and sighed: "It's too out of compulsion, Brother Long is too out of compulsion..." A girl asked him to drink, and Yu Manli looked at her nose and nose, but she didn't dare to raise her eyes.
Mei Lihong, who was drunk and hot, suddenly held me and said with a smile: "How about you sleep with me tonight?" Her subordinates all walked away with a smile when they were wrong when they obeyed.
When I heard that there was still mm proactively making such a request, I was so happy that my nose was bubbled out, but when I turned my face, Geng Ling and others were looking at me with concern. The eyes were vaguely worried that their leader would compromise and sell themselves for honor. Fortunately, my spiritual platform was still empty and I had to sigh and say, "No."
Mei Lihong was quite surprised and laughed and said, "Why is it bad? Do you think I am not good-looking? Then tell me who do you like?"
I glanced at her and hurriedly said, "Anyway, it's not good."
This female bandit is so beautiful and charming, she can be regarded as a top beauty, but even a fairy in the Kingdom of Women cannot sleep casually. Especially now, she becomes the wife of the village after sleeping, and she also goes to bed. I still mind the sleeping of this sleep and the quilt...
I murmured to Mei Lihong: "Wait until we have long become the emperor of your daughter country, I will sleep with you."
Mei Lihong was stunned and then laughed: "You are so confused. Okay, if you don't sleep, you won't sleep. I never force men."
Watching her walk away with a slight and tenderness, I said frustratedly: "I have no sincerity. As a bandit, how can others say that you don't sleep if you don't sleep..."
The final result was that I was the only one in my bed. I lay there and thought: This Kingdom of Women is really a hell of heaven and will for men. There are more than 300 young girls on this mountain, and they don’t seem to mind sleeping with me. In the end, everyone can only sleep alone. What’s the fuck?
The next day, our people started working on the mountain. The business of spinning and embroidery was familiar to them. I was neither willing to do it nor willing to do it. Relying on being the eldest brother, I simply cursed and wandered around the mountain. In front of the blacksmith shop, I met Geng Ling. He could not work because he had only one arm. Two women in the shop were thrusting iron, and the wall was full of weapons. One woman clamped a piece of red cast iron with a board clip, and the other woman smashed it. Geng Ling looked at it in a daze. I leaned over and asked him, "Is it good?"
Geng Ling was obviously a little distracted and said casually: "It looks good..."
I immediately glanced at the woman who was thrusting. The shop was so hot that she was wearing only a thin shirt. A pair of meat balls on her chest floated up and down with the iron hammer. I said in a terrible way: "It looks good indeed. I didn't expect that Brother Geng would be interested."
Geng Ling came to his senses and said, "Ah, what's the point?"
When I stabbed him, I knew it, "It's all men, don't pretend."
Geng Ling said, "I'm thinking that if we want to join the army, we must have a handy weapon. We must learn this craft."
I was ashamed and hurriedly said, "I should have let men do this job."
Geng Ling stepped forward and said to the woman who smashed the iron, "How about I help you?"
The woman laughed and said, "Where are men who made irons?" But she was naturally very willing to help her, so she handed the hammer to Geng Ling. Geng Ling took it with one hand and smashed the red iron into a thin piece in just a few strokes. The woman said unexpectedly, "Ye, it's really good."
Geng Ling asked her a few more questions about how to chisel and overlap, and returned the hammer to her, and went out of the iron shop and told me: "It seems that there are still many things to learn to do if you want to leave the Kingdom of Women. I still have an idea to ask for your opinion."
"you say."
"I want to teach the tricks of cultivation to those brothers who have brought it out. I wonder if you agree or not?"
I said, "This is a good thing. If you want to learn, you can teach me."
"Thank you," Geng Ling said: "Our own affairs cannot be delayed. Our men are inferior to women in the Kingdom of Women, and when they leave the Kingdom of Women, they are inferior to others. So strength is the most important thing. I think if more than 1,000 of us can reach the level of sword boys, and if we join the army, no matter which country will welcome it, and with the secret book of the Sword God, most people should be about 10 days to reach this level."
"Then from then on, I'll gather them up during the day and at night to learn from you, what do you think?"
Geng Ling nodded and said, "Not only do you need to practice Qi, but you should also learn some martial arts moves, even building irons and sowing houses in arable land."
I smiled and said, "Aren't so many bandits on the mountain all ready-made teachers? I'll talk to Mei Lihong later."
As a result, when I told Mei Lihong, Mei Lihong agreed. After we went up the mountain, we had to repair and build a new house. She was worried that there would be no one. I heard that we were willing to help, so I asked for it. I also proposed to send someone to help her subordinates to build weapons and cultivate farmland. These tasks were hard and tiring. Mei Lihong was even more happy to be idle. She even asked me to send some people to learn from her people, and she would become the boss in the future.
So Geng Ling and I held a private battalion-level cadre meeting. Each battalion sent a platoon to study separately. In the evening, the platoon leader went to his house to start a qi training course, and then went back to teach the people below.
In this way, we started a prosperous and lively study life in Shenfeng Village. During the day, most of us went to make clothes for the bandits, a small number of us learned various crafts from the people in the mountains, and practiced qi collectively at night. As for kung fu moves, the bandits were all good at it. I told them not to be so mean and show off their "beauty" appropriately, and I was afraid that no one would teach them? It was like a female apprentice learning craftsmanship from a male master. As long as you were attentive, the other party would have no chance to hide their own personalities. But if it was a little larger, I wouldn't dare to say it...
A week later, I was chatting with Mei Lihong and Geng Ling that day. Qi Xiaohuan suddenly ran into the hall panting and said to me in a daze: "Long, Brother Long."
I said, "What's the matter so urgent?"
Qi Xiaohuan said, "I have a major discovery to tell you and the Master Mei Village."
Mei Lihong said: "What discovery?"
Qi Xiaohuan's eyes rolled a few times and said, "I found a team of carriages at the foot of the mountain, with about 200 cars, and they were all good things..."
I laughed and scolded, "Bah, it's all your business. Do you really treat yourself as a bandit?"
Mei Lihong glared at me and said, "Why are you talking? What's wrong with the bandits?"
I smiled and said, "Isn't this the emperor is not in a hurry to be in a hurry to the eunuch?"
Mei Lihong looked at Qi Xiaohuan and smiled, "Yes, my people didn't notice it, but let you take the lead. Tell me, what's in the car?"
Qi Xiaohuan said mysteriously: "Following the rut marks, there are at least 50 cars in front of them that are filled with white silver!"
Mei Lihong stood up excitedly: "What did you say, silver?"
Qi Xiaohuan continued: "The cars behind were covered with food and food, and there was no military escort. They were taken by horse gangs." It seems that this kid has learned a lot from Mei Lihong's men these days, and his tricks of whistle detection are even better than others.
When Mei Lihong heard that it was a horse gang, she became solemn and asked, "Do you know whose carriage is leaving?"
Qi Xiaohuan said: "The word "Su" is written on the flag."
Mei Lihong then sat down and said annoyedly: "What else do you say about the Su family's goods? Let them go."
I said curiously: "What's wrong with the Su family?"
Mei Lihong said angrily: "You won't know Su Chongwei, are you?"
I jumped up: "Their goods?"
Mei Lihong said: "Just know."
I smashed the table with my fist and jumped: "Why don't you rob?"
Mei Lihong looked at me with a squinted eyes and said, "Since you know Su Chongwei, don't you know who her daughter is?"
I jumped and said, "Isn't that girl Su Jing?"
Mei Lihong laughed and said, "Oh, do you still know?"
To be continued...