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Chapter 6 Digging the Toilet

Chapter 6: Digging the toilet

These words from Zhang Danhu and I gave me two inspirations.

First of all, I should have thought of the trick of splitting the mountain. In theory, I have been a sword god for a long time, but I have no idea what this title means. I am confused every day and don’t understand the use of sword energy. Its biggest function in the past few days is to bully Duan Tianya. This has something to do with people’s way of thinking. Although I have such a strong sword energy and don’t know the flexibility and use magical use of them, some people will use hair dryers to blow them into a ball of money and use makeup remover to clean the transparent tape. I am dead. If I weren’t inspired by the insects, I wouldn’t have thought of splitting the mountain.

Secondly, I really don’t know how to explain it to Zhang Danhu. This is related to the upper limit of a person’s ability to accept things. If she doesn’t believe it, I won’t blame her. Just as she said, she wants to believe my mother and not let her lead the army. For example, your friend around you told you that he is agarwood, and you can think he is joking, but he really wants to buy a train ticket to Xi’an and carry an axe and insist on performing on the spot to split Huashan. This is not ridiculous at all. If the relationship is good, we have to take him to the hospital for a head examination, because this has violated the common sense that people know.

Zhang Danhu probably felt this way now, so she was very annoyed that her subordinates were not sure what it was because they took the time to waste her time.

Seeing that she was about to leave, I jumped to her and said, "What's wrong with you? Don't forget that I was from the mountain."

Zhang Danhu wondered, "What do you say?"

"You don't even know the Legend of Sword God, right? Didn't that black mountain split me up?"

Zhang Danhu smiled and said, "You also said that it is a legend. I admire the Sword God very much, but how can the legendary things be so reliable?"

It turns out that Zhang Danhu is still an "atheist".

I stood in front of her and said, "Even if I am bragging, you will satisfy my bragging addiction - one hour, give me an hour to rest, that is, half an hour. If not, I will never stop you if you break through."

Zhang Danhu said patiently: "A cup of tea has passed now. Half an hour later, the time that the general and us agreed upon. At that time, I was just disobeying the army's order. Besides——" Zhang Danhu said unhappily, "Do you want me to ignore the lives of my sisters and listen to your bragging?"

"If you don't listen to me, you are ignoring your sisters' lives. If I fail, you are just a few minutes late to go down the mountain. It's okay for the overall situation. Is it important to disobey the army's life or the lives of your sisters' lives?"

Zhang Danhu just waved his hands constantly, and I tempted him slowly: "General Zhang, you are the top leader in leading the army, but do you know how to treat a doctor? Do you know how to make tofu? Should you give some respect to things you don't know? You have never been a sword god, right?"

Zhang Danhu said: "I am a swordsman now, and it's still a world of difference from the sword god."

I said, "Look, if you are not the Sword God, you have no say, but I am the Sword God!"

Zhang Danhu said, "But I didn't see Su Jianshen able to chop the mountain!"

"Well... I can only say that the Sword God is divided into different levels."

Zhang Danhu looked at me with a smile and said, "How many things are you who can't even protect yourself?"

"Uh, anyway, I'll tell you that the last time, if you insist on breaking through, you might regret it for the rest of your life."

Zhang Danhu subconsciously said: "Have you ever chopped the mountain before?"

I suddenly said, "Don't say, I've really chopped it!" When she said this, I remembered that Yaozi Mountain was coming opposite the hotel. When Duan Tianya and I were practicing swords, Yaozi Mountain was split into the top of the mountain. However, Yaozi Mountain was only about 1,000 meters above sea level, and it was more than ten times smaller than Luotuo Mountain. To be honest, I was unsure...

Zhang Danhu scratched his head and said, "Do I believe you?"

I hit the railway while it was hot: "You must be afraid that the general would punish you later, so I will tell you."

Zhang Ganhu waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about punishment, if the sisters can escape safely, I can cut off my head!"

My eyes lit up and said, "How is it? Did you agree?"

Zhang Danhu stamped his feet and said, "Grandpa, I believe you once, but you only have one stick of incense."

I was wondering: "It's a little short."

Zhang Danhu said: "This is the maximum. After half an hour, the general's troops will launch an attack. If we don't go down to respond, she will become alone."

I thought about it, and said resolutely: "Okay!"

Zhang Danhu said: "What do you need me to cooperate with you?"

I said, "You try to get your people to the north. I want to split the South Peak into a slope, which requires a large open space."

Zhang Danhu glanced at the unfathomable mountain and smiled bitterly: "Grandpa, I regret believing you now." But after all, she sent an order, and the entire army approached the north cap. The troops thought they would attack Heijis from time to time. At this critical moment of life and death, they couldn't help but feel a little nervous and eager to try.

The soldiers put away their tents, and the original place was empty. I originally planned to take a break first, but I almost never sleeps for the past few days. I had been flying for a long time just now, but time didn't wait for anyone. Fortunately, I didn't seem to feel tired, so I stood up and patted my legs to prepare for the warm-up.

Zhang Danhu asked me: "What else do we need to do now?"

I said simply: "Wait."

Zhang Danhu said, "What about you?"

I ignored her and trotted on the spot, swaying her arms around my chest from time to time. Zhang Danhu said in surprise: "Is it a little late to start exercising now?"

I don't speak, but I'm still fucking.

But the sword energy is not something that comes at will. In the past, no matter how long I prepare, it doesn’t matter. But today is extraordinary. I don’t know if it is because of the rush or the loss just now. Ten minutes later, there is no sign of sword energy passing through the Dantian in my body. When I was anxious, I ran around the open space...

Zhang Danhu squatted beside me and looked at me. The deputy general beside her whispered: "General, is this really OK?"

Zhang Danhu touched his face depressedly and said, "I'm also sucking when he is fucking. I don't know which string is missing, but I actually believe him."

After another half a day, I was already running out of breath and sweating profusely. Zhang Danhu became more and more depressed as he looked at it. He simply sat on the ground, holding a straw stick in his mouth and murmured: "Grandpa, let the general know about this ridiculous thing. She really had to chop my head." Her deputy general reminded her: "By time, the general is almost at the foot of the mountain."

Zhang Danhu said: "Is the time for an incense stick of time now?"

The deputy general said: "It has arrived."

Zhang Danhu stood up suddenly and waved at me, "Dragon Sword God, you should take away your magical powers."

But at this time, I was basically doing it all the time. I ran and gasped, "Wait for a while!"

"You are responsible for getting him away later..." Zhang Danhu casually ordered the guards, and left without turning his head, shouting: "Send the order, the vanguard troops heading towards Beifeng, and the whole army follows!"

The deputy general said: "Yes!"

Zhang Ganhu threw me aside and commanded the breakout. There were only a few guards left in the huge open space. Seeing that I was still persevering in circles, one of them said kindly: "Sir, Sword God, let's go too. I won't be able to catch up with the mule later." They were still thinking about letting me go in the middle...

I held my breath in my heart and waved, "You go first."

The female soldier smiled and said, "That's not possible. If you violate military orders, you will be beheaded." She gave a wink at several partners, which was quite naughty. The guards all nodded and smiled, dispersed with malicious intentions, and slowly surrounded me. They also knew that I didn't know much martial arts. It seemed that I wanted to force me to control me and take me down the mountain. And with this great opportunity to "take action" with the Sword God, naturally I would not let it go easily.

The female soldier jumped in front of me and reached out to grab me. I hurriedly dodged sideways, and immediately made up for the two of them. I was anxious and hurriedly flashed to the left. As I twisted and jumped, a *** sensation suddenly jumped into my lower abdomen. I was overjoyed, but at this moment, several female soldiers had surrounded me and were about to be captured. I turned my hands to the ground and slowly rose into the air. Several female soldiers instantly petrified...

I finally had some experience when flying for the second time. My hands and feet were coordinated and steadily stopped at a high place. When I looked up, I saw that the Feifeng Army had arrived at the entrance of Beifeng under the leadership of Zhang Danhu. The camp of the Heijis army opposite was brightly lit, and the fire dragons made of torches were slowly moving, obviously placing troops and setting off a battle!

I understand that even if I fly to Zhang Danhu, I can't stop her actions. The most urgent thing is to try to set up a retreat in the south. At this moment, I am floating directly above the southern peak of Tuo Mountain. To the north of the southern peak is Zhang Danhu's Feifeng Army, and to the south is a large open space after the withdrawal. According to my plan, I want to cut the cliff in the south from an angle for the army to go down the mountain. It goes without saying that the difficulty is. Tuo Mountain is 2,000 meters above sea level, and the highest southern peak is still several hundred meters higher. I don't know how strong the sword energy is. Anyway, if the missile costs one dollar, it will probably have to be thrown several thousand dollars...

Moreover, angle is also a difficult problem. I thought about it briefly. The angle that can be used for people to walk should be at about 160 degrees angle to the ground, but this involves the problem of too long oblique edges. At present, the South Peak is almost 90 degrees perpendicular to the ground. It can be regarded as a vertical rectangle. It is impossible to split the 160 degrees angle at the end, just like a chopstick that cannot be done when it is required to keep the top. For the sake of the present, there are only one section after another to split. Even if the sword energy is strong enough, this is also a brain work!

I glanced at the top of the mountain, estimating how to start in my mind. After the sword energy was slashed out, I not only didn't know the strength, but I couldn't tell the truth. I opened my eyes and raised my palms to gesture several times. My heart was straightened and I slashed out with a sudden palm. An arc-shaped sword energy swept over with a slight light. There was a loud noise on the top of the mountain opposite, and half of the mountain south of the South Peak was cut by my palm! It fell to the ground like a prehistoric monster!

The 50,000 army came to the top of the mountain to the south. The cliffs that had been cut into a slope by me had long been cut into. The soldiers cheered again when they saw it.

I shouted in heaven: "Wait and go, I'm not finished yet."

According to the previous idea, there is indeed a lot of work to be done. Now only the top is flattened by me, but I haven't reached the end yet. I raised my hands and fell down and cut the mountain layer by layer on the original slope, just like a Taoist slashing on the fish before frying fish. At first, I was worried that the sword energy would accidentally hurt the people on the top of the mountain. As the cut became more and more, I became more and more comfortable. Every time the palm edge was cut out, a large flat layer appeared on the mountain, accompanied by dazzling Mars, and huge rocks kept falling. The foot of the camel mountain was swept by the stone powder in the sky, and within 20 miles of the radius of the hand could not see my five fingers...

During my busy work, I didn't notice that my sword energy seemed to be stronger than before. I didn't care about this issue either. I was a little too involved in playing with it. At this time, Camel Mountain was like a huge soft cake for me, and I could not be happy. How could I be so happy that I had liked to play plasticine since I was a child? But later I was a little afraid to start. The good hump was cut into a comb shape by me, and the mountainside gradually became thinner, so I was very careful to cut it to the end, fearing that the military flag of the Feifeng Army would suddenly fall off like the small stick we used to play digging games when we were young...

This matter is complicated to say, but it is actually quick to do it. It’s just that after ten minutes, I had already cut out a row of layers. I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said to Zhang Danhu, “You try it, I’ll cut it for you again.”

Strangely, half a minute after I finished saying this, there was no one who responded to me. The 50,000 Feifeng Army stood quietly in the night wind, Zhang Danhu was staring blankly, and I shouted: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

It took Zhang Danhu a long time to come back to his senses, and instead of the normal state of howling, he said quietly, "Are you still a human?" The soldiers under her also looked up together, and they looked at me with joy or fear. These ace soldiers were deeply shocked by me...

Then the 50,000 army began to slowly go down the mountain. The stone that had just been cut was still a little hot. Everyone didn't speak and walked silently. I saw the big-eyed female soldier in front of me almost slid down the mountain while jumping down. With a quick finger, a step immediately appeared under her feet to stabilize her. The female soldier raised her head in surprise and then said sweetly: "Thank you, Sword God."

I flew over her head twice, waved my hand and said, "You ask the people behind to leave later, I will carve some stairs for you."

The female soldier: "..."

My fingers moved, and the stone in front of the female soldier was snarling. After the wind blew away the stone powder, stone stairs appeared. Only then did I realize that my sword energy had already flowed well without realizing it, but this phenomenon might not last long, just like I didn't know when the sword energy would come.

In this way, I opened the way in the sky, and everyone slowly went down the mountain under my guidance. During the process, I found that Zhang Danhu, the adjutant attached to her ear and whispered something, with a blushing face. I hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Danhu laughed loudly and punched her adjutant in the chest and said, "Grandpa, you have learned to be shy. Didn't you solve it on the spot before?" Zhang Danhu looked up and said, "She is afraid of solving it on the spot and disrespect you." As soon as this was said, many female soldiers smiled embarrassedly. It seemed that they had the same problem. The women in the Kingdom of Women were not very particular, but now there is a little special situation with me, and the situation has become a bit special. The mountain is bare and there is no cover. I am still flying in the sky. The girls are embarrassed after all.
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