Chapter 1: Hit by Lightning ()

On the bus, a thin man reached into the pocket of a middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and kept groping.

At first I looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, pretending that I didn't care about my own affairs.

But the thin man's craftsmanship was too trendy. When the car moved, his hand was pushed out, and then he reached in. After touching for a long time, he seemed to be looking for a wallet, but he was still stuck in the edge of his pocket and couldn't take it out. The thin man's face was sweaty, pulled and pulled, and the veins on his dry hands were bulging, and he almost called the bear, pig, rabbit and they pulled out.

The middle-aged man stood beside me, and the thin man's hand was almost rubbing against my chin.

In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore and sighed and said to the thin man:

"Brother, I want to care about you. If you cut off your wealth, you have to hate me. But if I don't care about you, I'm too unreasonable in my conscience-you can just grab it."

The thin man was shocked, and subconsciously pulled out his wallet finally came out...

Then the whole car focused on this side, watching him holding someone else's wallet...

The middle-aged man shouted first: "Oh, that wallet is mine!" He snatched it and held it tightly in his arms.

The thin man stared at me fiercely, and I looked at him calmly. The people in the car began to whisper, carefully moving away from a clearing space while checking his wallet.

The driver heard the movements and slowed down and observed them from the rearview mirror.

I shouted to him: "Master, stop the car and let this elder brother go down."

The thin man said viciously: "You are feeling uncomfortable!"

I smiled and said, "I'm for your own good. It's not embarrassing to make a living by craftsmanship, but you can't do it all in one go - aren't you a professional, right?"

A few people with bad faces behind the thin man were ready to move towards this side. The thin man glanced back and smiled a little proudly: "Come down here! Brothers teach you how to be a human being!"

I pulled him down hard by the hand that reached towards me, threatening with a hint: "You have figured it out!"

At this time, the driver had already stopped the car and looked at us in confusion.

The few people behind the thin man had already squeezed over, and the two people who were in the lead came over and pulled me without saying a word.

"What are you going to do?"

With an angry shout, two tall and large students stood up from the seat opposite me. One of them was carrying a badminton racket and pushed away the first thin man's helper who rushed over and said sternly: "Is it okay to be a thief?" The other student with long legs and big hands also pointed at the people and said: "Don't come over!"

The thin man was stunned and a little confused. He probably didn't expect that someone would dare to come forward in this situation. He saw that I was not easy to mess with, so he pointed his finger at the student with a racket on his back: "Little bastard, be careful when you speak. Which eye did you see that I was a thief? Do you need to repair it for you?"

The student shot the middle-aged man: "You have both captured the stolen goods, and you still deny it in front of the owner?"

The thin man then stared at the middle-aged man fiercely and said, "Have I stole your stuff?"

At this time, the middle-aged wallet had not been put in my pocket yet. I thought he had to say something to me, but who knew that the kid quickly packed the money and said with a smile: "No...no."

I was furious and stood up and raised my hand at him. The boy immediately hugged his head and squatted down, saying, "Don't hit me."

I was so upset that I said to the thin man, "I don't care about this anymore, please give me some advice."

The thin man thought I had admitted defeat, so he started to show off his power and said, "No, you can't escape from the matter today. You, you, and you, get off the car!" He was referring to me and the two students.

The long-legged student shouted: "If you go down, go down, are you afraid of you?"

I sighed. These two young men were good at heart, but they were too stunned for doing things. There were at least six or seven people on the other side. It seemed that there were still guys. They didn't dare to do too much in the car, but once they went down, they could be beaten at the least, and it was hard to say. What are the thieves who dared not do now?

Originally, if I was the only one, there would be room for improvement, but if there were two more students, it would be difficult to deal with. I pinched the thin man's arm and whispered: "Everyone knows that if you are not happy, if you come to me privately, let's leave a step for each other."

But when I said this, the thin man thought I was afraid of him, so he pulled my arm and shouted, "No, you have to get off the car with me!"

At this time, the driver said loudly: "You can't go down, the traffic police should be fined later."

When the thin man heard this, he tried harder to pull me: "Down!"

I shook him away, and the few people behind him immediately made up. The two students also started to tear each other, and the carriage was in chaos.

In the chaos, no one noticed it. In the motor vehicle lane next to it, a fat man in Da Ben had been blocked for more than half an hour opened, and a fat man in a suit ran out of the car and rushed onto the bus where we were. He said with a sweat on his head: "Thank God, Master, please drive quickly, I have a big customer to see."

The driver pointed helplessly behind him: "Can you leave like this?"

Seeing that the two of us were tugging, the fat man squeezed over and smiled with a pity on his face: "Several, how many, I have any problems you have to deal with outside, I'm in a hurry."

Of course, no one cares about him. The fat man began to send us a business card in a hurry: "Do you a favor, if you need anything in the future, you can find me."

My hands were busy dealing with the thin man, so I signaled him to stuff the business card into my pocket, while kindly reminding him: "Be careful of your bag!"

The fat man subconsciously covered the phone, and most of the phone in his bag had been pinched out by someone's tweezers behind him. The fat man quickly realized the current situation and hid aside obediently.

The skinny man and his accomplices hated me to the core. The skinny man strengthened his hand and said, "Come down!"

At this time, a man with a blushing face behind us said impatiently: "If you want to get down, you should get down yourself, why are you pulling others?" He was holding an extra-large steel wine pot in his hand, and the smell of alcohol was sprayed in his mouth. It seemed that he had drunk a lot. But he still helped us.

The thin man began to stare again: "Don't meddle in other people's business!"

The man was not willing to be outdone and said, "Get out quickly, everyone is in a hurry and have no time to talk nonsense with you!"

A young white-collar worker next to the man holding a big handful of roses also echoed: "That's right, I'm still dating my girlfriend."

As soon as these two people led the way, the others in the car also began to speak: "We are almost late to work, so you can make up for it if you delay all attendance?" "Forgive others if you have to forgive me, and you will not be right." "What kind of world is that thieves are so arrogant."

After people's discussion, the thin man was guilty after all, and he was less arrogant, but his eyes looked at me a little more resentful. He pushed my chest hard and cursed, "You wait for me!"

I staggered backwards, but fortunately the student who came back to the racket helped me. I was furious and pointed at his nose and scolded: "Be careful of being struck by lightning!" While struggling forward, I was ready to fight desperately.

——At this moment of inexhaustibility, a long and bright flash of lightning fell from the sky. It pierced the roof of the car and flashed past my face. Then, a hole the size of a bowl was opened on the bottom of the car.

Many people witnessed this moment, and it suddenly came to tranquility without any warning, and it returned to tranquility for a moment. The sky was clear outside. If it weren't for the existence of the big mouth of the bowl at my feet, I would almost have thought it would have had a dream.

Finally, after a few seconds of stunned silence, people screamed one after another—

The driver was impatient at this time. He heard the mess in the car and said loudly without looking back: "What's going on? Can you guys get off?"

The thin man was also very surprised after this battle. He couldn't help but take a few steps back, stared at me with wide eyes, and at the same time reached out to stop the accomplices who wanted to continue rushing over. Those people were blocked by him and didn't know what had happened.

After a long time, I was still in shock. There were 100 people in the car, but I felt that the lightning was coming to me accurately. Even if I had not been pushed by the thin man at a critical moment, I might have been wearing candied haws. Even so, the lightning still burned a pair of hair that was not long on my forehead. They stood upright and smelled of choking smoke. I touched the top of my head in a daze, and my feet were constantly softening, and my student holding my head kept asking: "Brother, are you okay?"

At this time, the thin man who had recovered from his senses stared at me for a long time, and suddenly waved his hand behind him and said, "There is a master, let's retreat!"

I'm speechless...

The thin man got off the car last, and before leaving, he thought of something and scathed at me, scathingly, "That lightning strikes you!"

I was deeply depressed. The thin man was right. The lightning strikes me. I was impartial. I felt that the thunder was the one who was lying on the clouds and staring for a long time before I released it.

Everyone in the car looked at me with strange eyes...

I was stunned for a while and then jumped and scolded: "What the hell is this?"

Someone behind me comforted me in a low voice: "Brother, don't be angry, maybe you've hit you wrong."

I looked at the hole on my head and touched the burned hair again, and said crazy: "This is too crooked, and what does it mean to be crooked in 'maybe'?"

The student said: "It must have been hit wrongly."

I can only say that there is a kind of lie in this world that is kind. Even if God comes down to me personally and explains that this is an accident, I have to look down on him! The error does not exceed 01 cm. If you don’t aim at the spinner above my head for more than half an hour, you will never be able to hit it so accurately!

At this moment, the driver also smelled the scorching smell on my hair. While preparing to start the car, he said without looking back: "I'm so smoking, I pinched my cigarette-"

Someone said carefully: "Master, you'd better come and have a look."

The driver said unhappyly, "So what's wrong? Why are there so many today... Damn, what's going on?" He walked over and was surprised when he saw the big hole in the roof of the car.

People focused their eyes on me, who was still smoking, and then told him about it.

"Are you... okay?"

I touched my burnt hair and said, "It's okay."

"But why did I explain to the team? Do you think they believe it?" The driver began to feel depressed.

"The hole above can be equipped with a glass as a sunroof, and the one below can be installed - you can install a fence as a toilet, and this will be the first bus with a bathroom in the future." I gave him an idea.

The fat man came up and said with an urgent face: "Master, let's go, I'm really in a hurry."

The driver glared at him: "Have you bought the ticket?"

The fat man hurriedly took out 100 yuan from his bag and stuffed it to the driver: "Please."

The master ignored him, stuffed the money into the coin box, and started back on the road with a sigh.

Another long-legged student joked to me: "Brother, you missed an opportunity to travel through time. If you hadn't opened your eyes again, you might have become a king, prince, general, and minister."

I also recovered and smiled bitterly, "Forget it, we can't make gunpowder and blow glass. If we go, we won't be bullied to death?"

Long Legs smiled and said, "It's no longer popular to make gunpowder and blow glass. It's popular now. You can't sense any element and you can't practice it to become the most popular kind of Dou Qi."

The student who was raided him and smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense." Then he turned around and said to me seriously, "Brother, you are the real man just now."

I also like these two boys very much. When I asked, I found out that they were all from our Provincial Sports Institute. The one with the back racket was a badminton professional, named Zhao Dan, and the one with long legs was the same as Liu Xiang: the 110-meter hurdle sprinter, named Lin Hexiang. Both of them were sophomores, and they were actually only two years younger than me.

After chatting for a few words, I solemnly said to them: "Don't rush up silly when encountering such a thing in the future. People's hearts are so bad now." As I said that, I glanced at Jinli Glasses. He hurriedly pretended to bow his head.

"Aren't you the same?" Zhao Dan, who played badminton, said to me.

"I'm really different from you."

Lin Hexiang's eyes lit up and said, "Brother, are you a special forces soldier?"

I shook my head.

"Then you know martial arts?"

I shook my head again.

Lin Hexiang wondered, "Why do you dare to stand up?"

I thought about it and answered him seriously: "There are people in my prison system."

The two students immediately seemed a little disappointed, but in the end, Zhao Dan couldn't help but ask curiously: "Is it... who?"

"My dad."

"The old man is the warden?"

I said: "No, he was sentenced to eight years for intentional injury and is serving his sentence."
Chapter completed!