Chapter 25 Don't get behind me
Wu Yingda looked at his phone and said that it was 11:08 now, and then flipped through the notebook in his hand and said, "According to this point, Mi Wei has a 60% chance of being on the way to Xuesan Canteen, and a 20% chance of being on the way to the North and South Canteen. It just so happened that our place is closer to Xuesan Canteen, so let's go there for a walk." "Just go." Zhang Peng said, "If you are not here, you can have a meal by the way. Although the food there is short of salt and oil, the cooking is not as good as the boss lady behind Qisan."
The two of them rushed to Xuesan Canteen at Ultraman's speed, but after waiting for a few minutes, they still didn't see Mi Wei's traces. Zhang Peng said, "Brother Da, your ten chicken legs are now considered to be hitting the Xiangjiang River to feed the fish." Wu Yingda said, "Damn it, but he still didn't give up and pulled Zhang Peng and said we should go to the North and South Canteen again to take a look.
"You'll just give up your heart." The two of them rushed to the North and South Canteen, but they still didn't see Mi Wei's traces. Just as Zhang Peng said this to Wu Yingda, Wu Yingda laughed. When Zhang Peng couldn't help but want to say that you were sick, he saw Mi Wei walking in with a printed rice bowl.
"Go there quickly and go there quickly." Wu Yingda immediately poked Zhang Peng. Zhang Peng asked Wu Yingda where he was going in confusion?
"Go to the 5th window to stir-fry." Seeing that Zhang Peng didn't react, Wu Yingda pointed to the book with heartache and said, "Didn't you see that she has an 80% chance of queuing up at 5th window?"
Sure enough, Zhang Peng was stunned for a moment and saw that Mi Wei had indeed lined up to window No. 5. Wu Yingda said that this book is for you, remember, ten chicken legs. Zhang Peng said, Damn, I have invited you so many buns, and you still have to ask me for chicken legs. Wu Yingda said, don’t you, go and queue up quickly. Remember to pick up girls not only to create a beautiful encounter, but also to leave a trace of reflection for the other party inadvertently. In this way, when the moment of the encounter, the MM will think, ah, why does this person seem to have seen him somewhere? Is he in a dream or in his previous life?
Zhang Peng said, "What you said seems to make sense." Wu Yingda said, "Nonsense, this belongs to the category of psychological suggestion, and was told by a buddy from the psychology department of the medical school. Go, you must be bold, careful and thick-skinned when picking up girls, and you must be flexible and sensible to pursue them properly. None of them is indispensable."
Yes, Zhang Peng copied a basin and walked towards Miwei. After observing the terrain, Zhang Peng felt that the No. 4 window next to Windows 5 was good, so he could stand next to Miwei and see it clearly, and maybe he could leave Miwei with some inadvertent montage impression.
Seeing that the team at Window No. 4 was a bit long, Zhang Peng happened to insert it from the side without hesitation. This action was extremely concealed. Most people might think that Zhang Peng was squeezed in from the team next to him, rather than deliberately jumping into the line. However, this time Zhang Peng was probably an experienced junior and a senior woman. I don’t know how to jump into the line. I suddenly saw that Zhang Peng was deliberately jumping into the line.
"What are you doing?" The woman was very annoyed when she saw someone deliberately jumping into the line and inserting behind her. After all, she had to pay attention to coming first and then coming to visit the kiln. She usually doesn't like someone jumping into the line, so she muttered immediately, but to be honest, Zhang Peng is still a little handsome. When she turned around, she saw that the guy was inserted into the line and the woman looked a little unbearable.
Zhang Peng took the opportunity to apologize to her, thinking that things had just passed and that the next plan would be smoothly picked up girls. But unexpectedly, the woman was a little excited when Zhang Peng smiled like this. She thought that Zhang Peng had some special affection for him, so she couldn't help but say to Zhang Peng loudly, "Don't fuck me behind me, if you want to fuck me, just fuck me in front!"
....The entire cafeteria suddenly became quiet. Many old birds who were eating raised their heads in confusion. When did the cafeteria in the north and south be like a small restaurant outside, they would hang a TV and play a third-level film?
With a "ah", Zhang Peng reacted and had no time to block his face with a rice bowl, he ran away desperately.
To be honest, no matter what kind of animal is, it will be a little different from the past whenever it is in heat. Just like if Zhang Peng heard what the woman said before, he would definitely say yes as if no one else was around, and I would just fuck you in front of you. But with Mi Wei present, Zhang Peng retreated suddenly.
After the failure of the first battle, Zhang Peng and Wu Yingda, who had nothing to do all day, stayed in the dormitory to study the notebooks exchanged for ten chicken legs. Soon the two of them arranged a schedule and preliminary combat plan.
The schedule is like this. According to the probability statistics of the things shown in the notebook, Miwei basically got up at 7:30 in the morning, went to the small restaurant next to Xinqian to buy a bottle of yogurt and some snacks, and then went to the stands of the football field built on the mountainside to eat and recite English words. Then she went to class, went back to the dormitory without class, went out for lunch at 11 o'clock, went to class if there was class in the afternoon, and went to the library, played badminton or went to the art gallery if there was no class.
The records on the notebook are very detailed, and even Miwei takes all kinds of classes every week. After in-depth research, Zhang Peng can see that this unknown senior brother from the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering has put in a lot of effort. From this, it seems that it is difficult to chase Miwei. However, if you retreat because of the difficulty, it is not Zhang Peng's true nature.
In the following week, Zhang Peng modified his work and rest time and lived a life of going out early and returning late. On Sunday night, Wu Yingda made statistics for Zhang Peng again.
This week, Zhang Peng met Mi Wei eight times, twice in the stands of the football stadium, twice in the corridor of Xinqian teaching building, three times in the first place for students, and once in the convenience store in front of girls.
Although Zhang Peng did not catch any chance to talk to Miwei or have a romantic encounter, Wu Yingda came to a conclusion that if a person shakes in front of you so many times, he should leave some reflection. The next step is to strike hard and attack fiercely. According to my observation, Miwei is a relatively weak girl, unlike Guo Xixi and Ai Jing, and you must be strong and strong against such girls.
Because of this very awesome Memorandum of Miwei, Zhang Peng believed in Wu Yingda, the dog-headed military advisor. When he heard Wu Yingda say this, Zhang Peng said, Brother Da, what do you think you should do.
Wu Yingda said, "The steps to pick up girls are nothing more than this. First create opportunities to meet, leave a reflection of past and present lives, then enter into something she likes, and find opportunities to impress her a little. Then there is a passionate confession, an extremely romantic date, and the next thing that comes naturally, you should do whatever you need."
Zhang Peng said, "Damn, don't just talk about theory like Lao Wang of Materials Mechanics, or is it okay to be realistic?"
Wu Yingda said, "Haha, I'll plan for you long ago. Don't worry, as long as you work hard, the chance of success is still high. We will try to get it done before the winter vacation. I'll help you find out the daily rent around the school. The Orange Garden house is a good style, with hot water and air conditioning, and the bed is big enough."
Zhang Peng said, "You're a little embarrassed to say that, right?" Wu Yingda said, "Look in the mirror." Zhang Peng looked in the mirror and found that his expression seemed to be a little bit more powerful than Wu Yingda.
Chapter completed!