Xiao Ai: Let's see:

Dreaming of the Godly Prostitute: Why can’t love last forever?

Xiao Ai: Because no matter how brilliant the fireworks are, they will pass by.

Mengru Shen’s Prostitute: I feel so much that I want to cry now. Every time I see her photos, it breaks my heart.

Xiao Ai: It is better to cherish the person in front of you than to be silent in memory.

Dreaming of the God Prostitute: Why can’t I always get rid of the shadow of a broken heart? Help me!!

Xiao Ai: I'm sorry, it aroused your sad past. Can't you really forget her?

Meng Ji Shen’s Prostitute: Yes, I can’t get rid of the shadow of broken love, who will help me!!

Xiao Ai: What the hell is going on? How can I help you?

Dreaming of the gods: I want a sweet smile and a gentle embrace.

Xiao Ai: Bah!!! Don’t do this, at least thirty people have used this trick in front of me, so you are very familiar with these words. Don’t pretend to be blue, life and death love, or romance. This trick is too tender!

"Xixi, don't you want to make an appointment with him?" Seeing Guo Xixi reply to the news, Ai Jing said strangely while sucking the yogurt, "Didn't you just choke him away like this?"

"Xiao Ai, you don't understand. These animals are bitches. The more difficult things they get, the better they think. If you agree, they may not be interested. If you slap him in the left face, maybe he will put his right face up to beat you. Bitch, bitch!" As he said that, Guo Xixi grabbed Ai Jing's yogurt and sucked it twice, and said with a giggle, "Xiao Ai, I have a joke about yogurt. Do you want to listen?"

Ai Jing said, "Guo Xixi, what are you doing? They are telling those old-fashioned pornographic jokes. What's so good about it?"

"Xiao Ai, you really understand me." Guo Xixi smiled embarrassedly and said, "Xiao Ai, you should obey me from now on, and let you enjoy the delicious food and drink with me." Just when Ai Jing said he would die, the avatar of Mengru Shen's prostitute on QQ shook again.

"Where is the bun?" At this time, Zhang Peng was already questioning Wu Yingda.

"MLGBD buns." Wu Yingda said while snatching the notebook, "The graduate students on the second floor are like wolves and forty. After squeezing for a long time, I didn't even see a bun, and they snatched all the buns and ate them all."

Zhang Peng said MLGBD, you can’t buy a bun, you are a man. Wu Yingda flipped through the chat records and said, “You can’t even handle a MM, are you still a man?”

As he said that Wu Yingda said that it was obvious that this MM was a non-mainstream MM and was more interested in rebellious teenagers. You pretended to be innocent, and as he said that, Wu Yingda sent a message to Xiao Ai.

"Hey, I'm not tender anywhere, beautiful, are you lonely?"

Xiao Ai: "No, very busy."

Dreaming of the Prostitute: "Well, do you want to play some exciting and happy games."

Xiao Ai: "You jump off the building, you are exciting, I'm happy!"

Meng Ji Shen’s prostitute: “Don’t lie to yourself anymore. You need my comfort deep down. Why don’t we open a room to chat? The bed in the room in Xiyuan is very soft, and there is also a VCD TV, so you can watch movies.”

Xiao Ai: "That's right, I need you - get out right away!!!"

Dreaming of the Prostitute: "Don't be too arrogant, you can tell you that I'm excited today. I have a lot of money to play, and you're all useless."

Xiao Ai: "Oh, what a murderous aura. The little woman is afraid of death. Are you a pig slaughtering?"

Mengru Shen’s prostitute: “I have personality, brother, I like you like this. You tell me a place, let’s go out for two drinks.”

Xiao Ai: Under the overpass in May Day Square, remember to bring an erhu and an empty meal bowl.

Seeing this sentence, Wu Yingda asked Zhang Peng, what does she mean? Zhang Peng said what else is it? Let you squat there and go begging for food. Wu Yingda said, "Damn, what are you afraid of? Let's be serious. Please have a drink with me. I promise not to take off your clothes. And I will do something for you. Fight, cheat, cut people, and ask for debts to copy homework on behalf of others!"

Xiao Ai: "Then do something for me before."

Dreaming into the god prostitute: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Ai: "Don't let me see you again."

Wu Yingda said, Damn it and said to Zhang Peng, "This woman is so arrogant. I must stay up to her, play with her and abandon her!"

Zhang Peng said you can do it, and then he simply washed his feet, washed his face and went to bed.

Wu Yingda asked strangely, "Why don't you even practice shooting skills today?" After so many days, Wu Yingda knew that Zhang Peng's CS seemed to be so accurate in clicking, in fact, it is inseparable from his practice every day. It's like KFC will not fall from the sky. Some people look better than others because they have paid a lot of things that others have not paid.

Hearing Wu Yingda's words, Zhang Peng just turned over, "***, do you think I am a camel, and you are not tired after running around the corps building several times? I haven't eaten the buns, and I'm hungry and go to bed early. Besides, even the corps team was ruined by that small corps. My physiological and psychological trauma were greatly traumatized, so why do I practice?"

Wu Yingda said, "What kind of grudge do you have with that small MM?"

Zhang Peng said, "If I tell you that I touched that MM's breasts, do you believe it."

Wu Yingda said that there was no photo to prove it, but I don’t believe it, but you can go and find Yang Zhan? Zhang Peng said why should I go and find Yang Zhan? Wu Yingda said, “You are stupid. You don’t say he is the vice chairman of the student union. He doesn’t know any of the leaders of those clubs. What does it matter if the registration time has passed? As long as you really fight well, he can just say hello. It’s not a matter of stealing and bullying men and dominating women.”

Zhang Peng said right, and his mood suddenly improved. He asked Wu Yingda what club he had signed up for. Wu Yingda said it was a mountaineering association. Zhang Peng said you don’t like basketball, how can you sign up for a mountaineering association. Wu Yingda said, “I signed up for a mountaineering association because men have to cross mountains and ridges like walking on flat ground, and my current idol is Wang Shiqiu. Look at how heroic he is. He spends millions of dollars every year to climb mountaineering, and donate ten dollars if he is casually doing it. Such a face is really a role model worth learning from for us.”

Zhang Peng said, "Didn't you say your idol is Edison Chen? You didn't say that the reason he is your idol is because he publicly said in an interview that his favorite exercise was bed exercise. Is it really a man, isn't it artificial?"

Wu Yingda said, "Yes, but now I find that he is lying and it's very hypocritical, because it's obvious that his favorite thing is not bed sports but selfies."
Chapter completed!